No bid but Tigers keen on Burnley striker Austin

First published in Sport Lancashire Telegraph: Photograph of the Author by , Burnley FC reporter

HULL City have registered their interest in Charlie Austin but the Premier League newcomers have yet to make an official approach, the Lancashire Telegraph understands.

It has been speculated that Burnley rejected a £4million offer from the Tigers, but those reports appear to be wide of the mark with sources in Humberside suggesting the club has merely put feelers out on Austin.

Enquiries concerning up to five strikers are believed to have been made, with Austin among them.

Hull have yet to make a bid, but it is likely they will have tested the water with Burnley about what sort of offer the Clarets would be prepared to listen to.

The Clarets are looking for a price similar to the £7million they received from Southampton for Jay Rodriguez last summer.

It is higher than the figure in mind for Hull, who are also understood to have made enquiries about Gary Hooper at Celtic, and Blackburn Rovers’ Jordan Rhodes.

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10:24am Fri 14 Jun 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog.
Who wants to play for this sinking turd.
Blinding
You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: -3

10:30am Fri 14 Jun 13

The Chicken Lover says...

*opens LET article*

*knows who the first comment will be from without looking*

*is validated*

*cringes*

*weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol*

*hugs self*
*opens LET article* *knows who the first comment will be from without looking* *is validated* *cringes* *weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol* *hugs self* The Chicken Lover
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11:15am Fri 14 Jun 13

claret777 says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog.
Who wants to play for this sinking turd.
Blinding
You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding[/p][/quote]You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child. claret777
  • Score: 1

11:16am Fri 14 Jun 13

claret777 says...

I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.
I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends. claret777
  • Score: 2

11:37am Fri 14 Jun 13

jack01 says...

If Burnley are seriously expecting clubs to cough up £7 million or more for a guy who is out of contract in 12 months and who has never played top flight football then they are going to be a bit disappointed. No doubt he will be sold as the board are making cuts left right and centre and cannot afford to let Austin walk away for nothing next year. £4 million should do it, and Burnley have very little bargaining power.
If Burnley are seriously expecting clubs to cough up £7 million or more for a guy who is out of contract in 12 months and who has never played top flight football then they are going to be a bit disappointed. No doubt he will be sold as the board are making cuts left right and centre and cannot afford to let Austin walk away for nothing next year. £4 million should do it, and Burnley have very little bargaining power. jack01
  • Score: 3

12:33pm Fri 14 Jun 13

G@Z_BFC says...

NO mrs geldard why lie ! Hull did NOT make a 4 million bid which was rejected by the board , infact the board would probably accept 4 million with him being in the last year of his contract , you previously wrote a story claiming the above , you simply made it up because you had nothing else to write about , and this story is even more pointless ! Burnley fc rate messi very highly also but there has been no bid yet
NO mrs geldard why lie ! Hull did NOT make a 4 million bid which was rejected by the board , infact the board would probably accept 4 million with him being in the last year of his contract , you previously wrote a story claiming the above , you simply made it up because you had nothing else to write about , and this story is even more pointless ! Burnley fc rate messi very highly also but there has been no bid yet G@Z_BFC
  • Score: 0

1:17pm Fri 14 Jun 13

Scamp Kingsley says...

jack01 wrote:
If Burnley are seriously expecting clubs to cough up £7 million or more for a guy who is out of contract in 12 months and who has never played top flight football then they are going to be a bit disappointed. No doubt he will be sold as the board are making cuts left right and centre and cannot afford to let Austin walk away for nothing next year. £4 million should do it, and Burnley have very little bargaining power.
So how come we got £7 million last summer for JayRod then under exactly the same circumstances?

You sir are a blue and white MUPPET.
[quote][p][bold]jack01[/bold] wrote: If Burnley are seriously expecting clubs to cough up £7 million or more for a guy who is out of contract in 12 months and who has never played top flight football then they are going to be a bit disappointed. No doubt he will be sold as the board are making cuts left right and centre and cannot afford to let Austin walk away for nothing next year. £4 million should do it, and Burnley have very little bargaining power.[/p][/quote]So how come we got £7 million last summer for JayRod then under exactly the same circumstances? You sir are a blue and white MUPPET. Scamp Kingsley
  • Score: 0

1:24pm Fri 14 Jun 13

hasslem hasslem says...

The Chicken Lover wrote:
*opens LET article*

*knows who the first comment will be from without looking*

*is validated*

*cringes*

*weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol*

*hugs self*
you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.
[quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: *opens LET article* *knows who the first comment will be from without looking* *is validated* *cringes* *weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol* *hugs self*[/p][/quote]you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable. hasslem hasslem
  • Score: 0

1:33pm Fri 14 Jun 13

A Darener says...

claret777 wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke

ys
wrote:
You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog.
Who wants to play for this sinking turd.
Blinding
You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.
Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control.
The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay.

1 Barnsley
2 Birmingham City
3 Blackburn Rovers
4 Blackpool
5 Bolton Wanderers
6 Bournemouth
7 Brighton & Hove Albion
8 Burnley
9 Charlton Athletic
10 Derby County

Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again!
[quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding[/p][/quote]You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.[/p][/quote]Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control. The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay. 1 Barnsley 2 Birmingham City 3 Blackburn Rovers 4 Blackpool 5 Bolton Wanderers 6 Bournemouth 7 Brighton & Hove Albion 8 Burnley 9 Charlton Athletic 10 Derby County Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again! A Darener
  • Score: 0

1:41pm Fri 14 Jun 13

midas says...

A Darener wrote:
claret777 wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke ys wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding
You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.
Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control. The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay. 1 Barnsley 2 Birmingham City 3 Blackburn Rovers 4 Blackpool 5 Bolton Wanderers 6 Bournemouth 7 Brighton & Hove Albion 8 Burnley 9 Charlton Athletic 10 Derby County Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again!
Its a bit sad when the highest place that rovers will get is before the season kicks off!
[quote][p][bold]A Darener[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding[/p][/quote]You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.[/p][/quote]Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control. The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay. 1 Barnsley 2 Birmingham City 3 Blackburn Rovers 4 Blackpool 5 Bolton Wanderers 6 Bournemouth 7 Brighton & Hove Albion 8 Burnley 9 Charlton Athletic 10 Derby County Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again![/p][/quote]Its a bit sad when the highest place that rovers will get is before the season kicks off! midas
  • Score: 0

2:01pm Fri 14 Jun 13

claret777 says...

A Darener wrote:
claret777 wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke


ys
wrote:
You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog.
Who wants to play for this sinking turd.
Blinding
You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.
Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control.
The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay.

1 Barnsley
2 Birmingham City
3 Blackburn Rovers
4 Blackpool
5 Bolton Wanderers
6 Bournemouth
7 Brighton & Hove Albion
8 Burnley
9 Charlton Athletic
10 Derby County

Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again!
I actually knew you would do that.Can you get any sadder ????
[quote][p][bold]A Darener[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding[/p][/quote]You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.[/p][/quote]Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control. The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay. 1 Barnsley 2 Birmingham City 3 Blackburn Rovers 4 Blackpool 5 Bolton Wanderers 6 Bournemouth 7 Brighton & Hove Albion 8 Burnley 9 Charlton Athletic 10 Derby County Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again![/p][/quote]I actually knew you would do that.Can you get any sadder ???? claret777
  • Score: 0

2:25pm Fri 14 Jun 13

A Darener says...

I actually knew you would do that.Can you get any sadder ????

Only if you are a Dingle!
I actually knew you would do that.Can you get any sadder ???? Only if you are a Dingle! A Darener
  • Score: 0

2:51pm Fri 14 Jun 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

hasslem hasslem wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
*opens LET article*

*knows who the first comment will be from without looking*

*is validated*

*cringes*

*weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol*

*hugs self*
you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.
Hey up the moses that is Yasser has spoken, who I might add, is about as funny as a dose of food poisining. You are missing the entire point of me posting first, time and time again. Its called payback and if they can't hack it, they shouldn't dish it out. But they do dish it out. So now they have to hack it, like it or not
Blinding
[quote][p][bold]hasslem hasslem[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: *opens LET article* *knows who the first comment will be from without looking* *is validated* *cringes* *weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol* *hugs self*[/p][/quote]you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.[/p][/quote]Hey up the moses that is Yasser has spoken, who I might add, is about as funny as a dose of food poisining. You are missing the entire point of me posting first, time and time again. Its called payback and if they can't hack it, they shouldn't dish it out. But they do dish it out. So now they have to hack it, like it or not Blinding 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: 0

3:02pm Fri 14 Jun 13

Chris P Bacon says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
hasslem hasslem wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
*opens LET article*

*knows who the first comment will be from without looking*

*is validated*

*cringes*

*weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol*

*hugs self*
you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.
Hey up the moses that is Yasser has spoken, who I might add, is about as funny as a dose of food poisining. You are missing the entire point of me posting first, time and time again. Its called payback and if they can't hack it, they shouldn't dish it out. But they do dish it out. So now they have to hack it, like it or not
Blinding
'Payback'! It's 'Jeremy Vile has finished, it's time for the no-life to get his kicks.' Get a life. And get a job, preferably in that order.

And it's 7am here, thanks.
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]hasslem hasslem[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: *opens LET article* *knows who the first comment will be from without looking* *is validated* *cringes* *weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol* *hugs self*[/p][/quote]you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.[/p][/quote]Hey up the moses that is Yasser has spoken, who I might add, is about as funny as a dose of food poisining. You are missing the entire point of me posting first, time and time again. Its called payback and if they can't hack it, they shouldn't dish it out. But they do dish it out. So now they have to hack it, like it or not Blinding[/p][/quote]'Payback'! It's 'Jeremy Vile has finished, it's time for the no-life to get his kicks.' Get a life. And get a job, preferably in that order. And it's 7am here, thanks. Chris P Bacon
  • Score: 0

3:31pm Fri 14 Jun 13

How can you run out of cod you mug? says...

claret777 wrote:
I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.
No life
No girlfriend / boyfriend
No interpersonal skills
No prospects in life
No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit.
No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions.
No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.
[quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.[/p][/quote]No life No girlfriend / boyfriend No interpersonal skills No prospects in life No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit. No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions. No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp. How can you run out of cod you mug?
  • Score: 1

3:52pm Fri 14 Jun 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

Chris P Bacon wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke

ys
wrote:
hasslem hasslem wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
*opens LET article*

*knows who the first comment will be from without looking*

*is validated*

*cringes*

*weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol*

*hugs self*
you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.
Hey up the moses that is Yasser has spoken, who I might add, is about as funny as a dose of food poisining. You are missing the entire point of me posting first, time and time again. Its called payback and if they can't hack it, they shouldn't dish it out. But they do dish it out. So now they have to hack it, like it or not
Blinding
'Payback'! It's 'Jeremy Vile has finished, it's time for the no-life to get his kicks.' Get a life. And get a job, preferably in that order.

And it's 7am here, thanks.
Is that what time your mickey mouse watch says it is? Today I'm posting from the top of everest on my Ipad, the view is amazing.
Posted from my ipad
[quote][p][bold]Chris P Bacon[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]hasslem hasslem[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: *opens LET article* *knows who the first comment will be from without looking* *is validated* *cringes* *weeps for the days when wind ups were more than yur club iz **** lol* *hugs self*[/p][/quote]you should read some of the tripe that your fellow dingle supporters write on rovers' pages - you are quite correct however, if the slightest soupcon was funny or entertaining, then it may make it a little more bearable.[/p][/quote]Hey up the moses that is Yasser has spoken, who I might add, is about as funny as a dose of food poisining. You are missing the entire point of me posting first, time and time again. Its called payback and if they can't hack it, they shouldn't dish it out. But they do dish it out. So now they have to hack it, like it or not Blinding[/p][/quote]'Payback'! It's 'Jeremy Vile has finished, it's time for the no-life to get his kicks.' Get a life. And get a job, preferably in that order. And it's 7am here, thanks.[/p][/quote]Is that what time your mickey mouse watch says it is? Today I'm posting from the top of everest on my Ipad, the view is amazing. Posted from my ipad 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: 0

4:07pm Fri 14 Jun 13

vintageclaret says...

A Darener wrote:
claret777 wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke


ys
wrote:
You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog.
Who wants to play for this sinking turd.
Blinding
You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.
Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control.
The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay.

1 Barnsley
2 Birmingham City
3 Blackburn Rovers
4 Blackpool
5 Bolton Wanderers
6 Bournemouth
7 Brighton & Hove Albion
8 Burnley
9 Charlton Athletic
10 Derby County

Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again!
DANGER WARNING !!!!

Looks like there have been missionaries in Venky Town trying to teaches the natives how to read and HEY UP! Look who's managed to copy and paste the alphabetical listing of the Championship

Aaaah bless the little man/woman.

Blinding (in both eyes)
[quote][p][bold]A Darener[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding[/p][/quote]You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.[/p][/quote]Below is the part of Championship table. 2013 2014. As you can see we are NOT below you. Admittedly last season we ended up below you but that was circumstances beyond the fans control. The past has gone, history has been written, but we look to the future and that future is getting brighter by the day. You are below us now and that is how it will stay. 1 Barnsley 2 Birmingham City 3 Blackburn Rovers 4 Blackpool 5 Bolton Wanderers 6 Bournemouth 7 Brighton & Hove Albion 8 Burnley 9 Charlton Athletic 10 Derby County Hope you enjoyed it whilst it lasted. It will not happen again![/p][/quote]DANGER WARNING !!!! Looks like there have been missionaries in Venky Town trying to teaches the natives how to read and HEY UP! Look who's managed to copy and paste the alphabetical listing of the Championship Aaaah bless the little man/woman. Blinding (in both eyes) vintageclaret
  • Score: 0

4:30pm Fri 14 Jun 13

A Darener says...

Looks like there have been missionaries in Venky Town trying to teaches the natives how to read and HEY UP! Look who's managed to copy and paste the alphabetical listing of the Championship
It is not just the alphabetical listing. It is how the Championship table looks at the moment. It just happens to be alphabetical. But it shows the Dingles where they belong, below the Rovers as they will be in future.

At least I can copy and paste. You on the other hand can't write. " Trying to teaches"? What does that mean?
Looks like there have been missionaries in Venky Town trying to teaches the natives how to read and HEY UP! Look who's managed to copy and paste the alphabetical listing of the Championship It is not just the alphabetical listing. It is how the Championship table looks at the moment. It just happens to be alphabetical. But it shows the Dingles where they belong, below the Rovers as they will be in future. At least I can copy and paste. You on the other hand can't write. " Trying to teaches"? What does that mean? A Darener
  • Score: 0

5:04pm Fri 14 Jun 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

A Darener wrote:
Looks like there have been missionaries in Venky Town trying to teaches the natives how to read and HEY UP! Look who's managed to copy and paste the alphabetical listing of the Championship
It is not just the alphabetical listing. It is how the Championship table looks at the moment. It just happens to be alphabetical. But it shows the Dingles where they belong, below the Rovers as they will be in future.

At least I can copy and paste. You on the other hand can't write. " Trying to teaches"? What does that mean?
It means he's taking a pounding with his suicide mates in the big house, because they fail to understand the diference between the Station pub, and the Staion railway, and they got sent down for having a punchup with the 3.15 from Halifax. There was claret everywhere.
Mega Blinding
[quote][p][bold]A Darener[/bold] wrote: Looks like there have been missionaries in Venky Town trying to teaches the natives how to read and HEY UP! Look who's managed to copy and paste the alphabetical listing of the Championship It is not just the alphabetical listing. It is how the Championship table looks at the moment. It just happens to be alphabetical. But it shows the Dingles where they belong, below the Rovers as they will be in future. At least I can copy and paste. You on the other hand can't write. " Trying to teaches"? What does that mean?[/p][/quote]It means he's taking a pounding with his suicide mates in the big house, because they fail to understand the diference between the Station pub, and the Staion railway, and they got sent down for having a punchup with the 3.15 from Halifax. There was claret everywhere. Mega Blinding 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: 0

6:23pm Fri 14 Jun 13

Tariq the clarit says...

How can you run out of cod you mug? wrote:
claret777 wrote:
I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.
No life
No girlfriend / boyfriend
No interpersonal skills
No prospects in life
No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit.
No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions.
No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.
lol thats well funny man
[quote][p][bold]How can you run out of cod you mug?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.[/p][/quote]No life No girlfriend / boyfriend No interpersonal skills No prospects in life No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit. No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions. No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.[/p][/quote]lol thats well funny man Tariq the clarit
  • Score: 0

10:12pm Fri 14 Jun 13

andy1979 says...

claret777 wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke

ys
wrote:
You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog.
Who wants to play for this sinking turd.
Blinding
You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.
actually claret sister lover....blackburn are at the moment higher in the league...due to something you probs never learned at school....alphabet. so go back to googling cheap players from lower leagues and give your manager something to smile about....bumlover...
finally just to point out, venkys may not be to all brfc fans taste but they have ploughed millions into the team..can u honestly say that about burnley??????? NO..so run along lil one
[quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: You can't stop destiny. Flat faced man loves tigers. Austin the hod carrying toilet builder can't wait to migrate from the Burnley bog. Who wants to play for this sinking turd. Blinding[/p][/quote]You live a sad life,you must wait for a story to pop up to be the first to reply.If you were quite witty or funny it might be different,but sadly you look either.How on earth you can say we are sinking when you are below us beggars belief.Venkys are in it for the long run.Now run along child.[/p][/quote]actually claret sister lover....blackburn are at the moment higher in the league...due to something you probs never learned at school....alphabet. so go back to googling cheap players from lower leagues and give your manager something to smile about....bumlover... finally just to point out, venkys may not be to all brfc fans taste but they have ploughed millions into the team..can u honestly say that about burnley??????? NO..so run along lil one andy1979
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10:18pm Fri 14 Jun 13

andy1979 says...

How can you run out of cod you mug? wrote:
claret777 wrote:
I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.
No life
No girlfriend / boyfriend
No interpersonal skills
No prospects in life
No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit.
No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions.
No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.
wow thats the best description of a burnley fan ever..
[quote][p][bold]How can you run out of cod you mug?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.[/p][/quote]No life No girlfriend / boyfriend No interpersonal skills No prospects in life No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit. No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions. No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.[/p][/quote]wow thats the best description of a burnley fan ever.. andy1979
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11:23pm Fri 14 Jun 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

How can you run out of cod you mug? wrote:
claret777 wrote:
I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.
No life
No girlfriend / boyfriend
No interpersonal skills
No prospects in life
No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit.
No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions.
No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.
Enough about yourself, thats it with you cod mugger, its all me, me, me.
[quote][p][bold]How can you run out of cod you mug?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claret777[/bold] wrote: I think it's safe to say Surrender monkey is on the dole and has no friends.[/p][/quote]No life No girlfriend / boyfriend No interpersonal skills No prospects in life No chance of moving out of his one room bedsit. No chance of smelling of anything other than urine, cider and onions. No chance of being anything other than a sweaty gimp.[/p][/quote]Enough about yourself, thats it with you cod mugger, its all me, me, me. 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
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