Local election time and I’m in my element (From Lancashire Telegraph)
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Local election time and I’m in my element
1:42pm Thursday 21st April 2011 in Opinion
By Clive Balchin, Lancashire Telegraph columnist
I know what you're all thinking this week. 'Yahoo, it’s local election time again.'
At this time of the year I am in my element as I am a big supporter of one of the teams (well not so big as I used to be, but that’s another column).
More correctly I should say I am an enthusiast and aficionado of local politics and all the people involved.
I love creating election material, agonising over the content and the correct font, trying to make my team players look more attractive than the other side’s team players.
Then comes the task of getting them out to you - the voters.
I have to persuade, bribe and from time to time blackmail friends and family to come out and deliver the leaflets on my patch.
Many deliverers aren’t even fans of my team, they do it because they like me or the candidate.
That said, delivering leaflets on the right night can be very pleasurable.
The only downside are the low letter-boxes and those bristly draft excluders - in ClivesWorld they would be banned immediately.
During this period I have to be mentally strong and put to the far reaches of my very small mind the notion that, despite all my efforts and agonising, I know that within minutes of my leaflet arriving 97 per cent it will be in the bin mostly unread.
I hasten to add this goes for the other teams' leaflets as well.
Well, I suppose that is democracy for you!
Graham Hartley says...
12:19am Fri 22 Apr 11
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How do you know what we are all thinking? If it is any surprise or news to you, I am thinking of how to respond to the rejection of my offer to address Accrington Grammar School Old Boys, given that the old guard chose an address on the subject of motorways in Lancashire rather than my subject of the mathematics of space travel, among much else which may be described here by many others.