I know you’ll find it hard to believe but I understand I can infuriate people!
- I put my dirty clothes near the washing basket, not in it
- Same with the washing up, near but not in the dishwasher
- I 'always' move the chair an inch or two before I sit on it
- Must have the notes in my wallet facing Queens head up
- Stack coins in biggest size first at the bottom
Must I go on?
Why must young people 'Um' before they speak?
“Hello, what’s your name?”
“Um...Joe.”
“Where you from?”
“Um...Rishton.”
“What you studying?”
“Um...Accountancy.”
Why does my good Lady wife always answer my question with another one?
We flew with 'Orange Jet' the other week. After the dash for seats (why must we?) the lady in front of us took the aisle seat, leaving two free. When asked by couples could they sit there, she bare-faced lied: “they’re for my friends”. She then had three seats all flight to herself!
I wonder why she had no friends?
Why do some folk leave toilets disgusting?
Why do people push in in queues?
Good grief, is this getting to be an old man rant?
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