What’s wrong with me?

I quite enjoy the telly - a bit of news - but no longer am I sure about 24/7 instant, constant news and some sport.

We also watch Corrie and ‘Enders, Casualty, always Spooks and currently Survivors. I imagine we clock up an hour or two most days. The odd documentary is okay, enjoyed those Andrew Marr ones recently. But can’t stand Question Time.

But here comes my confession...I have never watched a Strictly, though I think I once did watch an X-Factor final...

It gets worse. I have only ever watched about five minutes of a Big Brother, that jungle thing and have never been able to stomach more than a few minutes of that Jeremy Kyle nonsense.

Can you ever forgive me? Never seen a Neighbours, or a Friends, never watched a Dallas. I tried a Wire, but couldn’t follow it at all.

I’m told the Simpsons is great...but can’t “get” it. There’s something called The Hills and I just can’t take to what I call Holy Oaks!

All this quality TV and I’m missing out!!!

What do you rate...and what is wrong with me?