I chanced upon a genie recently who said that if I wished she had a wish she could grant forthwith.
I thought about it for a while and presently, with a wish in mind, sped full pelt for the phone box two doors away where, to my surprise, I found it once again occupied by phone-high invaders from the hedgerow.
It’s some time now since BT popped round with their secateurs and in the interim still uncared for.
Oh, I nearly forgot, what was the wish? Well, it was along the lines of reawakening the destructive power of Godzilla with a view to do something really nasty to Cuadrilla.
Joseph G Dawson, Withnell, Chorley (via e-mail)
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