RE: Licence error has pub closed down (LT, January 28) Normally, there are two names on a license, just in case of this very eventuality or more nefarious things.

That said, it is not beyond the realms of possibility that this be fixed before a magistrates’ court in a few days unless there are any specific reasons why this cannot be done.

I’d be ringing my solicitor and asking the legal position of giving away the beer for free with a bag of peanuts or something equally creative...

At least you would have a beer to cry in, with the eye-watering price of the nuts!

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