Tony Robinson's career has spanned more than 40 years with TV classics, Blackadder and Time Team. Now he's touring the UK with a one-man show, which comes to Burnley on February 22.

Tony Robinson's Cunning Night Out! promises to make you laugh, cry, sing along and retch. It's a helter-skelter journey following the twists and turns of his life in the business known as show. We asked him some essential questions on life.

If you were Prime Minister what law would you introduce? You can't go to war without a parliamentary vote.

Has a book or song ever changed your life? If so, what? "Love Me Do" - The Beatles. From the first time I heard it, my whole world changed.

Where do you think is the best place in the entire world? My bed.

What's your favourite time of day and why? London at five o clock in the morning's pretty cool.

What is your idea of happiness? Watching the birth of my kids.

If you won the lottery what would you spend it on? Wickedly bad things that would send me straight to hell.

If there was one thing you could change in your life what would it be? My flat feet.

Who would be your four ideal dinner guests, dead or alive, and why? Matthew, Mark, Luke and John to try to figure out why their accounts of what went on are so different.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day? Wickedly bad things that would send me straight to hell.

You can catch Tony Robinson's Cunning Night Out! at Burnley Mechanics on Wednesday, February 22 (box office on 01282 664400).