Michael Jackson is finally a dad. Welcome to Wacko Jacko's world....Michael Jackson Junior!

I can't imagine just how much sleep he lost over what to call the little mite. Following the birth, Jacko senior is reported as saying: "Words can't describe how I feel..."

I thought plasticky would be suitable. Apparently, the babe has got his fathers nose. Do you know, I wondered what happened to that when Michael replaced his.

Hey, drivers you'll really like this. Researchers say the M180 is the most boring motorway in Britain!

So which is supposed to be the most EXCITING one then? I hear that Salmon Rushdie has vowed to live more openly from now on.

Although he's still not getting rid of his blond wig, lipstick and falsies just yet.

Far be it from me to suggest he might sometimes use a disguise - but isn't it strange the way you never see him and Melinda Messenger together in the same picture? A man who stole a car radio was arrested after he dropped a letter with his name and address on from the Inland Revenue.

I'm amazed. I didn't know thieves got assessed for income tax A guy is travelling from John O'Groats to Lands End strapped to the wing of a plane.

Well the stewardess did ask him three times to put out his cigarette! Following the decision to call off what was nearly their wedding of the year, Liam Gallagher's agent is denying reports that his marriage to Patsy Kensit would have turned him into a domesticated house husband.

Unfortunately, Liam couldn't comment as he had an absolute stack of ironing to finish! This week I have FOUR fabulous Luther Vandross full-colour videos to be won. They feature the star in an evening of songs at the Royal Albert Hall.

For your chance to claim one of these great prizes, name the title of the hit song Luther sang with Janet Jackson.

Send your entry on a postcard with your name, address, and daytime telephone number to: Luther Vandross Contest, Kev Seed Column, Preston Citizen, 3 Winckley Court, Chapel Street, Preston, PR1 3JJ. The first four correct from the bag after the closing date of February 26 1997 will win the prizes.

Listen to Kev Seed's Breakfast Show on Rock FM every weekday morning, 6-9.30am.

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