MY Victor-ia Meldrew persona has taken over. Summer is barely here and already Christmas is upon us. I do not belieeeeeeve it.

It's fair enough receiving annual Christmas Club leaflets just days after one festive season is over, but to be advertising parties in June is a bit steep.

Talk about advanced planning. Leigh RL Club is already seeking bookings for dance dos according to banners decorating the by-pass.

Awh, come on, give us a sunshine break. The longest day has just passed, and we don't want Noel rammed down our throats before we've had the chance to soak up some rays.

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