FROM March, the Post Office will change its name to Consignia.

This word is a nonsense. It doesn't appear in an English dictionary or a Latin dictionary. It sounds to me like the name for a bejewelled Italian prostitute!

I don't suppose it will be long before the BBC will be changed to 'Nellie' and ITV to 'Ethel.'

Of course, Downing Street will become 'Anthony.'

As I enter my eightieth year, life is becoming a bad joke.

D BULLEN (Mr), Albany Road, Blackburn.