BURNLEY

Celebrity Fashion Show, Barden Mill, Burnley, 7.30pm.

'Telling Tales' Painting Exhibition, Mid Pennine Art Gallery, Burnley, 10am-5pm. Until November 6.

Scott Bond (Gatecrasher), Adam Sheridan (Good Greef) and Ticker (Sound Dept), XS Nightclub, Hammerton Street, Burnley, 10pm-6am.

Playstation and Games Night, Brunshaw Action Group's Community Drop-in Centre, Burnley, 6pm-8.30pm.

Soul Nite, Circulation Burnley, 7.30pm.

Dance Group (seven-15 year-olds), Brunshaw Youth Centre, Burnley, 1.30pm-3pm.

Free Internet Sessions, ICT Learning Centre, Turf Moor, Burnley, 10am-noon.

Girls Dance Group (five-13 year-olds), Brunshaw Action Group's Community Drop-In Centre, Burnley, 10am-noon.

Aerobics, Barden Community Centre, Burnley, 5pm-6pm.

DJ Semple, The Work's, Burnley, 10pm.

Towneley Hall Art Gallery and Museums, Towneley Park, Burnley.

60s Music, Churchills, 58a Bank Street, Burnley.

Formation Dancing, Brunshaw Youth Centre, Morse Street, Burnley, 10am-noon.

DJ Phat Pat, Chicago Rock Cafe, Burnley, 9pm.

Victorian Industrial Landscape, The Weavers' Triangle, Burnley.

Saturday Morning Club (five-14 year-olds), Vanguard Community Centre, 65 Bevington Close, Burnley, 10am-1pm.

Craft Club (seven-16 year-olds), The Mechanics, Manchester Road, Burnley.

PENDLE

St John's Operatic Society present "Billy," Pendle Hippodrome, Colne, 7.15pm.

Tae-Bo, East Lancs School of Dancing, Unit A1, Holker Business Centre, Burnley Road, Colne, 9am-10am.

Ju-Jitsu, Civic Hall, Barrowford. Little Dragons (four-seven year-olds), 9.45am-10.30am; Juniors, 10.30am-11.30am; Seniors, 11.30am-12.30pm.

Classic Soul, New Palatine Club, Norfolk Street, Nelson, 7pm.

Disco, New Palatine Club, Norfolk Street, Nelson.

Kids Street-dance/Hip-hop, 10am-10.45am (six-11 year-olds); 10.45pm-11.30am (12-16 year-olds), Sanderson Dance Fitness Centre, St John's Methodist Church, Albert Road, Colne.

Museum, Gift Shop and Tea Room, Pendle Heritage Centre, Park Hill, Barrowford, Nelson.

ROSSENDALE

"Grin Up North" Comedy Exhibition, Helmshore Textile Museums, Holcombe Road, Helmshore. Until October 31.

The Rossendale Players present "The Ghost Train," New Millennium Theatre, Burnley Road East, Waterfoot.

Brian Kramer, Waterfoot Social Club.

Afternoon Teas, Lumbutts Methodist Church.

Brass Band Concert, St Mary's Church, Todmorden, 7.30pm.

Ballet and Tap Dancing for children age two years upwards, Debra McLaren School of Dancing, Bank Street, Rawtenstall, 9am-9.45am.

BLACKBURN

Irish Night -- Live Band, Blackburn School of Irish Dancing, St Jospeh's Social Centre, Audley Range, 8pm.

Jumble Sale, Mill Hill Community Centre, 10am-1pm.

Blackburn Arts Theatre present "One O'Clock From The House," Club Theatre, Gibraltar Street.

"English Electrics Early Aircraft," South Ribble Museum and Exhibition Centre, Leyland, 10.30am-12.30pm. Until October 30.

Lock 'n Load Comedy Club, Depot, Eanam Wharf, 8pm.

Karate, St Wilfrid's Community Leisure Centre, King Street, 7pm-8.30pm.

Gymnastics for Beginners, Blackburn with Darwen Sports Acro Club, Harrisons Gym, Charles Street, 10am and 11am. More details on: 01254 56447.

Rhet Set Disco (50s Golden Oldies), Havelock Inn, Havelock Street, 8.30pm.

Snorkelling Club, Waves Fun Centre, Nab Lane, 8am-9.45am.

SureStart Child Contact Centre, St Aidan's School, Norfolk Street, 2pm-4pm. Telephone: 01254 692817.

Girls Football Classes (under-15s), Shadsworth Leisure Centre, Shadsworth Road, 11am-noon.

Blackburn School of Irish Dancing, West End Youth Club, Clayton Street, 10am-2pm.

DARWEN

Cancer Research UK Autumn Fair, Dervent Hall, George Street, Darwen, 11am-2.30pm.

"Fifth Element," Millstone, Darwen.

"Blues Blasters," Ranken Arms, Hoddlesden.

Rollerskating Club, Darwen Leisure Centre, 2pm-5pm.

Dance Circle, Barlow Institute, Bolton Road, Edgworth, 7.30pm-10pm.

Creme of Commercial and Classic Dance Anthems, Priviledge Nightclub, Darwen, 9.30pm.

HYNDBURN

Matisse: Drawing with Scissors. Late Works 1950-1954 Exhibition, Haworth Art Gallery, Manchester Road, Accrington. Until October 10.

Fokus Workshop, Accrington Town Hall, 10.30am-4.30pm.

Collages Exhibition by Shan Murrell, Haworth Art Gallery, Manchester Road, Accrington. Until October 24.

Free Computer Learning, East Learning Centre, Accrington, 10.30am-7pm.

Junior Club (eight-11 year-olds); Ladies Gym Group, 1pm-2pm; Sequence Dancing, 6.45pm-10.15pm, New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington.

Divine Service, Spiritualist Church, Clayton Street, Great Harwood, 7pm.

Only Foals and Horses Animal Sanctuary, Redshell Stables, Redshell Lane, off Haslingden Old Road, Oswaldtwistle, 1pm-4pm.

Ballet, Tap, Jazz, Song and Dance (from the age of three), Dorothy Bruce School of Dance, Senior Citizens Centre, Eagle Street, Accrington, 9.30am.

Sequence Dancing, (The Ritz), New Era Complex, Accrington, 7.15pm.

RIBBLE VALLEY

Toll House Beaders' Annual Exhibition, Aunt Jemimah's, Old Saw Mill, Shawbridge, 9.30am-4pm. Until October 22.

Accrington and Blackburn CHA Walking Club meet Slaidburn Car Park, 1.30pm (C/B).

Variety Show, Grimsargh Village Hall, 7.30pm.

Food Bingo, Chipping Village Hall, 7.45pm.

Hyndburn Singers, Whalley Methodist Church, 7.30pm.

HRT Company present "Fanny Craddock," Whalley Village Hall, 7.30pm.

Organ Concert, by Greg Morris, Clitheroe Parish Church.

Coffee Morning, Ribble Valley Mayor's Parlour, Clitheroe, 10am-noon.

Whist and Domino Drive, Festival Hall, Gisburn, 7.30pm.

Dave May (guitar/vocalist), The Black Horse Hotel Inn, Pimlico Village, Clitheroe. First Saturday of each month.

Slaidburn Silver Band in Concert, Bolton-by-Bowland Village Hall, 7.30pm. Proceeds to St Peter and St Paul's Church.

Painting Exhibition, Post Office and Craft Centre, Chipping, 9am-5.30pm.

Charity Star Night, St Wilfrid's Church, Longridge, 7.30pm.

Car Boot Sale, Grimsargh Club car park, 11am. Proceeds to Vine House Cancercare, Preston.

"Footsteps" Exhibition, Platform Gallery, Clitheroe. Until October 30.

Infinite Tai Chi and Chi Kung, Parochial Hall, Ribchester, 10am-11.30am.

After School Club, Alston Lane Church Youth Group, Grimsargh, 7.30pm-9pm.

Free Legal Advice, Carter House, 28 Castle Street, Clitheroe, 10am-12.30pm.

FURTHER AFIELD

Hot Ice, Ice Arena, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November.

Mystique, The Horseshoe, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November 7.

Kes, Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester. Until October 16.

The Postman Always Rings Twice, West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds. Until October 16.

Boogie Nights, Grand Theatre, Blackpool. Until October 30.

Twelfth Night, Octagon Theatre, Bolton. Until October 16.

Abigail's Party, Dukes Theatre, Lancaster. Until October 16.

A Conversation, Exchange Theatre, Manchester. Until October 9.

Aida, Victoria Theatre, Halifax.

Journey's End, The Lowry, Salford Quays.

Tell Me On A Sunday, Palace Theatre, Manchester.

Glenn Miller Centenary Tribute Concert, St George's Concert Hall, Bradford.

Tom's Midnight Garden, Opera House, Manchester.

Twelfth Night, The Lowry, Salford Quays.

Macbeth, Octagon Theatre, Bolton.

Miss Saigon, Alhambra Theatre, Bradford. Until October 23.

Eclipse, The Globe, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November 7.

International Snooker Grand Prix 2004, Guild Hall, Preston. Until October 10.

McFly, Apollo, Manchester.

CINEMA

APOLLO, Blackburn: Wimbledon (12A), The Punisher (18),

Cellular (15), Collateral (15), Open Water (15), Saturday/Sunday Cinderella

Story (PG); Sun, Thu previews Layer Cake (15), Saturday morning Legally

Blonde 2 (PG). Tel: 01254 695979.

APOLLO, Burnley: The Punisher (18), Hero (12A),

Wimbledon (12A), Cellular (15), Collateral (15); Trauma (15), Sun/ Thu

preview Layer Cake (15), Sat/Sun Garfield (U), Cinderella Story (PG), The

Village (12A), Open Water (15), Terminal (12A), Dodgeball (12A); Saturday

morning - Ice Age (U).Tel: 01282 456333.

GRAND, Clitheroe: The Terminal (12A), Yu-Gi-Oh (U). Tel

0870 777 2168.

VUE, Accrington: Tel 01254 306660.

THE MONTH AHEAD

MUSICALS

Boogie Nights, Starring Jimmy Osmond and Billy Pearce, Grand Theatre, Blackpool, to Saturday, October 30.

Miss Saigon, Alhambra Theatre, Bradford, until Saturday, October 23.

Tell Me On A Sunday, Manchester Palace Theatre, Tuesday, until Saturday, October 2.

THEATRE

Kes, Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, until Saturday, October 16.

The Postman Always Rings Twice, West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds, until Saturday, October 16.

A Conversation, Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, Wednesday, until Saturday, October 9.

Twelfth Night, Octagon Theatre, Bolton, Thursday, until Saturday, October 16.

Abigail's Party, Dukes Theatre, Lancaster, until Saturday, October 16.

Journey's End, The Lowry, Salford Quays, to Saturday, October 2.

Tom's Midnight Garden, Manchester Opera House, to Saturday, October 2.

One O'clock From The House, Blackburn Arts Club production, club theatre, Gibraltar Street, Blackburn,to October 2.

Macbeth, Octagon Theatre, Bolton, Tuesday, to Saturday, October 2.

COMEDY

Off The Kerb Comedy Night, with Steve Gribbin, Gavin Webster, Carey Marx, Burnley Mechanics, Sunday, October 3.

Phil Cool, Darwen Library Theatre, Thursday, October 7.

Joan Rivers, Manchester Opera House, Friday, October 8.

Jeff Green, Burnley Mechanics, Friday, October 8.

VARIETY

Hot Ice, Ice Arena, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November 7.

Eclipse, The Globe, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November 7.

Mystique, The Horseshoe, Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. Until November 7.