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Temptation (From Lancashire Telegraph)
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Temptation
2:13pm Wednesday 4th January 2012 in Poems
His dog was bright,
a high IQ; he gave it lots
of things to do. One day
he gave it half-a-crown
and sent it shopping in the town.
he said go get an evening paper.
(the first time he had used this caper)
It went a 6...it was quite light,
returning later in the night.
"Where have you been" the
owner glowered...as in the
corner the poor dog cowered.
"I met a bitch" old Fido said.
His face a sort of doggy red.
"But you've never done a thing
funny" 'It's the first time that
I've had the Money'!