By Norman Coombes.
I can't help but be kind to Jemima
She's the girl of my dreams don't you see,
I'm enthralled and adore sweet Jemima
For I love a nice pudding for tea.
Dear Jemima is a wizard at puddings
And the queen of the kitchen is she,
Her raspberry pud is perfection
What a treat when she makes it for me.
She bakes a superb treacle pudding
Served with custard it tastes quite divine,
How I long for the day when Jemima
Will consent hand on heart to be mine.
On one knee I'll propose to Jemima
Down the aisle we will walk man and wife,
What a future I see with Jemima
Scrumptious puddings for all of my life.
Comments: Our rules
We want our comments to be a lively and valuable part of our community - a place where readers can debate and engage with the most important local issues. The ability to comment on our stories is a privilege, not a right, however, and that privilege may be withdrawn if it is abused or misused.
Please report any comments that break our rules.
Read the rules hereComments are closed on this article