WHILE suffering from a cold recently I needed something to cheer me up so I decided to watch the Liberal Democrat conference.

Well, it worked. I've only just finished laughing.

What an irrelevant weak shower they are. Can you just for a minute imagine a Lib Dem Home Secretary. "He didn't mean to mug you, he is just misunderstood."

Or "he didn't mean to murder your loved one, his finger slipped on the trigger so there is no need to jail him."

If, God forbid, there is even an inkling that the Lib Dems are even close to winning a General Election I can do one of two things.

Leave on the first plane available or quit my job and take up burglary because there is no chance I would be jailed under the Lib Dems JASON WHITE, Ermine Close, Blackburn.