A SCHOOL is changing its red uniform after psychologists warned it could make pupils aggressive.

The head says the switch would make school life more tranquil. Dream on.

He's asking parents at his 482 pupil junior school for their views -- and so far there has only been one against. Red has been a favourite uniform colour for yonks and I don't believe it has yet turned kids into miniature schoolyard Tysons.

Can you believe such tommyrot? Red rag to a bull eh?