GUIDANCE - who needs it, especially when it comes from a book?
The newly released Little Book of Crap Advice, by Michael O'Mara, contains 94 pages of the worst tips ever dished out.
They include: Chain smoke to save matches, kids need to feel secure, so strap them down whenever possible, and, for security, buy a police car and park it in the drive.
I can add a few of my own in the same vein:
To lose weight, stop eating
If you want a laugh these days, don't watch You've Been Framed
If you want a good salary, don't consider journalism
If you want to be happy, stay single
Any more good suggestions stating the flipping obvious? Let me know.
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