HOW can ITV call the Saturday night favourite You've Been Framed, New You've Been Framed?

I think I'll sue under the Trades Descriptions Act. Every clip is ancient, they've all been on umpteen times, but the listings don't show they're repeats. It's pathetic.

If the successful stars get paid £250 every time their clip is shown, they'll have coined in a few thousand quid by now. But somehow I don't think that's the case. Talk about cheap TV.