YOU can rely on the web to provide you with a little craziness and you'll find it by the rack full at Dr Toast's Amazing World of Toast.
On the site (http://www.drtoast.com/) you will find a range of toast recipes, naturally, but also meditations on toast and a page of frequently asked questions about toast.
Let's face it, you are only going to read how toast 'holds together the uneasy seams of modern society' on the internet.
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