POPPING down to the pub is good for men, but they don't all go for the drink! Pardon.

A survey revealed that 46 per cent would go even if it did not serve alcohol. I don't beeeelieve it.

The Leeds psychologist who compiled the study said the main reason is social. Men need a break as much as women, and are healthier as a result.

Only one in 10 said alcohol was their main reason for heading for the boozer; conversation was the main factor.

Guess who commissioned the report -- an alcohol-free beer!