SOMEBODY asked me if there is anything on TV I actually like.

The answer is generally, no. Although the odd gem does crop up.

One of them being Flesh and Blood on BBC2 last night.

Christopher Eccleston played a man who tracked down his real parents only to find both were severely disabled.

I've always thought Eccleston is one of the country's best actors since he did the scene where he was dying when he played a detective in Cracker.

Flesh and Blood was funny, thought provoking and moving.

If it doesn't win some sort of award I'll eat my shoes. But that's enough of being nice ...

What Not To Wear takes a member of the public and gives them £2,000 to spend on clothes with the help of 'style gurus' Trinny and Susannah.

This pair of plonkers go all out to offend the person: "You're too fat, you have no hips, your breath smells...." etc.

Which would be funny if Trinny and Susannah weren't like a couple of dogs' dinners themselves.

In their own style, I'd just like to say, the show is rubbish, it has no class and, ugh, there is simply no appeal, darling. What Not To Wear? What Not To Watch.