BURNLEY

Burnley Ladies Speakers Club, Nelson House, Nelson Square, 7.30pm.

Hot Yoga, The Keirby Park Hotel, 1pm-2pm.

Social Afternoon, Winchester Club, Hapton, 12.30pm-4pm. Pension Service Advice Surgery, Padiham Town Hall, 10.30am-12.30pm. Third Thursday of the month.

Over-60s Group, St Stephen's Church, 2pm.

Children's Street Dance, The Candy Club, 93 Manchester Road, 6pm-6.30pm (four-eight year-olds); 6.30pm-7pm (nine-16 year-olds).

Burnley Caving Club, Clubrooms, near Thompson Centre, 8pm.

Pension Service Advice Surgery, Citizens Advice Service, 144 St James's Street,1pm-3pm. First and third Thursday of the month.

Over-55s Luncheon Club, Rosehill Baptist Church, noon.

Free Confidential Counselling, Rosehill Baptist Church, 10am-1.30pm.

Lunch Club, Ightenhill Methodist Church, 12.15pm.

Bingo Night, Read Constitutional Club, 9pm.

DJ Hickey Blue Eyes, The Work's, 10pm.

WeightWatchers, St Mary's Parish Rooms, Todmorden Road, 6.30pm.

Quiz Night, Black Bull Inn, Marsden Road, 8.30pm.

Karaoke Evening, Railway Club, Rosegrove.

Over-55s Luncheon Club, Rosehill Baptist Church, noon.

Senior Citizens Group, Burnley Boys Club, 1pm.

Line Dancing, United Reformed Church, Bethesda Street, noon-2pm.

After School Club (age four-11 year-olds), Burnley Boys' Club, 3pm-6pm.

R and B Night, Afterlife, Red Lion Street.

Beginners Sequence Dancing, Vincent Farrell Community Centre, Temple Street, 7.15pm-8.15pm.

Roll the Dice with DJ Phat Pat, Chicago Rock Cafe, 9pm.

Karaoke, Town Mouse, Royle Road.

Senior Citizens Social Monthly Day Trip, Burnley Boys Club, 1pm.

Pensioners Modern Sequence Dancing, PadihamTown Hall, 7pm-10pm.

Northern Soul, White Hart, Church Street, 8pm.

Katy's Quiz, Circulation, Holmes Street, 8.30pm.

East Lancs Caligraphers Guild, Ightenhill Methodist Chruch, 7pm-9pm. Third Thursday of each month.

PENDLE

"The Good Old Days," Municipal Hall, Albert Road, Colne.

Brierfield Bridge Club, Leeds/Liverpool, 2 Clitheroe Road, Brierfield, 7.30pm.

Slimming World, Walton Lane Community Centre, Leeds Road, Nelson, 6.30pm.

"Let's Walk," free guided walk, meet corner of St Paul's Road and Chapel House Road, Nelson 9am. Women only. Details: 01282 661374.

WeightWatchers, St John's Methodist Church Hall, Albert Road, Colne, 6.30pm.

Free guided walk meet outside Brierfield Cyber Cafe (Colne Road by traffic lights), 10.30am. (30 minutes).

"Leg Stretchers" -- Free guided walk meet Marsden Golf Course car park, Nelson, 10am (two hours). Details: 01282 661374.

Ju-Jitsu, Silverman Hall, Nelson. Little Dragons (four-seven year-olds), 6.45pm-7.30pm; Juniors, 7.30pm-8.30pm; Seniors, 8.30pm-9.30pm.

ROSSENDALE

Todmorden Operatic Society present "Three 4U," Hippodrome Theatre, Todmorden.

Over-50s Sporting Activities, Sports Centre, Helmshore Road, Haslingden, 9am-12.30pm.

WeightWatchers, Conservative Club, Burnley Road East, Waterfoot, 6.30pm.

Dolphin Scuba Society, The Regent, Haslingden, 9.30pm.

DARWEN

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Library Theatre, Knott Street, 7.30pm.

Paul Wilkinson Paintings and Marjan Woudja Sculpture and Drawings, The Gallery, Library Theatre. Until March 12.

"Healthy Lifestyle," Sudellside Community Centre, 1pm-3pm.

Meditation Classes for Beginners, Bolton Road United Reformed Church, Whitehall, 8pm.

HYNDBURN

Open Focus Exhibition, Haworth Art Gallery, Accrington. Until March 28.

Slimming World, King Street Pub, Accrington, 5.30pm and 7pm.

Age Concern's Spanish Tuition, The New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington, 10am-noon.

Reggae Night, Duke of Wellington, Towngate, Great Harwood.

Quiz Night, The Plough, Oswaldtwistle, 8pm.

Yoga, Oswaldtwistle Town Hall, 7.15pm.

J and R Artists at Large, Churchfield House, Great Harwood, 7pm. Second and fourth Thursdays of each month.

Hippings Vale Artists, Harvey Street Community Centre, Oswaldtwistle, 9.30am-noon.

Over-50s Sports Sessions, Hyndburn Sports Centre, Henry Street, Church, 10am-1pm.

Ju-Jitsu (Self Defence), Primetime Centre, Stourton Street, Rishton. Juniors, 6.30pm; Seniors (age 16-plus), 8.30pm.

Hyndburn Speakers Club, Accrington Town Hall, 7.30pm. Second and fourth Thursday of each month.

RIBBLE VALLEY

Lunchtime Concert with Richard Uttley (piano), Knowle Green Village Hall.

Whitechapel CE Primary School PTFA Ladies Night, Whitechapel Village Hall, 7.30pm.

Newton Parish Council AGM, United Reformed Church, Newton, 7.30pm.

Hurst Green Womens Institute, Hurst Green Memorial Hall, 7.30pm. "Stay Young and Beautiful," by Martine Clarke.

St Mary's Flower Club, Goosnargh Village Hall, 7.30pm. "Kaleidoscope," by June Birchall.

Reading Group, Longridge Library, 6pm-7.30pm. Memories of a Geisha, by Arthur Gordon.

Cruse Ribble Valley Bereavement Support Group, Day Hospital, Chatburn Road, Clitheroe. (Second Thursday of the month). Walkie Talkies Mother and Toddlers Group, St Paul's Centenary Room, Longridge, 1.30pm-3pm.

Circuit Training, Chipping Village Hall, 6pm-7pm.

Braille Lessons, Clitheroe Library, 9.30am-noon.

Quiz Night, Pendle Witch, Sabden, 9.30pm.

BLACKBURN

Blackburn Gilbert and Sullivan Society present "The Mikado," Thwaites Empire Theatre, Ewood, 7.30pm.

Blackburn Flower Club, Brownhill United Reformed Church Hall, Brownhill, 7.30pm. "Que Sera Sera," by Elizabeth Lindsay.

Salvation Army, Blackburn Citadal, 1.45pm. Lyn Kosos, Trading Standards.

WeightWatchers, Holy Souls Hall, Brownhill, 5.30pm.

Cruse Bereavement Support Centre, Springfield Nursing Home. Appointments on: 01254 207999.

Kung Fu Club -- Juniors, 7pm-8pm; Seniors, 8pm-9pm, Tony's Ballroom Town Hall Street.

Blackburn Artists Society, St Gabriel's Church Hall, Brownhill, 7pm-9pm. New members welcome.

Lancashire Family History and Heraldry Society, Ewood WM Club, Bolton Road. First Thursday of each month.

Spiritual Circle, Worship Centre, Thompson Street, 7.30pm.

Wildlife Gardennig Sessions, Audley Community Centre, 10.30am-11.30am. First Thursday of each month.

Aromatherapy, Reflexology, Facials, Beauty Treatments, Ageing Well Centre, Age Concern, 4 King Street, 10am-3pm.

Blackburn, Darwen and District Women's Aid, Wish Centre. Mill Hill Judo Club, Mill Hill Community Centre. Juniors, 7pm-8.30pm; Seniors, 8pm-9pm.

Blackburn Ju-Jitsu and Kick-boxing Club, Kaleidoscope Club, Manxman Road, 7pm-8.30pm.

Asian Sewing Class, St Barnabas Church and Community Centre, 85 Johnston Street, 10am-noon.

Over-50s Social Club, Cabin End, Windsor Road, Knuzden, 1.30pm.

Queen's Park and Audley Youth Information Project, 200 Audley Range. Revidge Fold Rainbow Guides (age five-seven year-olds), Revidge Fold URC Hall, Shear Brow, 5.30pm-6.30pm.

FURTHER AFIELD

Stuart Little Live, Grand Theatre, Blackpool. Until March 12.

Love Shack, Palace Theatre, Manchester. Until March 5.

Antony and Cleopatra, Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester. Until April 9.

Sculpture and Drawing Exhibition by Shirley Diamond, The Whitworth Art Gallery, Manchester. Until April 10.

CINEMA

APOLLO, Burnley: Closer (15), White Noise (15), Magic Roundabout (U), The Aviator (12A), Oceans Twelve (12A), Racing Stripes (U), Laura's Star (U), Spongebob Squarepants (U), Creep (18), Million Dollar Baby (12A), Meet The Fockers (12A), Son of the Mask (12A), Thurs preview Are We There Yet (PG). Tel 0871 223 3445.

VUE, Accrington: Magic Roundabout (U), Son of the Mask (PG), Spongebob Squarepants (U)Meet the Fockers (12A), Oceans Twelve (12A), Rcaing Stripes (U), Ray (15), Million Dollar Baby (12A). Tel 0871 2240 240.

APOLLO, Blackburn: Oceans Twelve (12A), Racing Stripes (U), The Magic Roundabout (U), Meet the Fockers (12A), Son of the Mask (PG), Spongebob Squarepants (U), House of Flying Daggers (15), Creep (18). Tel: 0871 22 33 446.