By David Tebb.

Women are succeeding
They're beating their male peers
They're leaving them behind
In all sorts of careers.

Men now work in service
For women millionaires
Any army of domestics
Working very hard downstairs.

They've adapted very quickly
These men are now adept
At making lots of beds
And keeping floors well swept.

Hoovering, washing, cleaning
The work is never ending
They also do the ironing
And don't forget the mending.

To help with the transition
To help them learn their place
They're made to wear a uniform
Adorned with lots of lace.

In this way they've found
Behaviour is more fitting
And it makes them very, very
Careful when they're sitting.