By Keith Sowerbutts.
All the girls loved Steve, a man about town
He was charming, handsome and funny
The kind of hunk you would see on the screen
Being wealthy, having plenty of money.
Shirley met her best friend Joan
Saying she'd had a bit of a fright
Apparently Steve was banging on her front door
One hour and a half late last night.
Joan said: "Why did you not open it?
You'd have worked it out there's no doubt,"
Shirley coyly replied: "You've got it wrong
I'd be crazy if I'd let him out."
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