Weird, strange, fascinating things,
Some that stay on the ground, and some with flappy wings.
How do you eat and drink?
How do you stay alive?
Do you live like me, a completely normal life?
Come on give me more! Do you have best friends or foes,
Oh, I've just remembered, you travel in UFO's.
Is it good, is it nice?
Is it infested with rats and mice?
What is your language?
Schniggle or Schnoggle?
What are your names?
Piggle or Poggle?
Are you nasty?
Are you mean?
Are all your species coloured bright green?
Brussels, carrots, smelly loos,
What things annoy you?
The alien answered "You!"