Criminal's rights and taxes by stealth
Cash for honours if you have the wealth

Fathers for Justice and ASBOs abound
Rover cars run into the ground

Burka lawsuits and Mandelson's lies,
Two Jags Prescott and his open flies

WMD's and the evidence for
Blundering into a phoney war

MRSA and NHS debt
PFI's, how bad can it get?

Teeth falling out on the NHS
Queue round the block, oh what a mess

Doctors on strike, Dave Kelly's death
Will Gordon be better? Don't hold your breath

Picking a day to bury bad news
But they were found out with that little ruse

The shirt off your back, leaving only your vest
All the while they feather their nest.

Mad cow disease and avian flu,
10 years of Blair, New Labour to you.

By Edwin Shield.