THERE'S nothing the British public enjoys more than delivering a big juicy dollop of just desserts.

And the fact Big Brother's most hated contestant ever Sezer the sleazer was so certain he'd have been taken to the hearts of schoolgirls across the land and therefore couldn't possibly face eviction, made his downfall all the sweeter.

And now that Sezer's palace is no more, the "group dynamic" has changed beyond recognition.

Anyone who's ever been bullied at school would have loved seeing the cool kids Nicky, Mikey, Grace, Imogen and Lisa slowly realising that bitching and laughing at the "geek" element in the house wasn't the best way to endear them to the viewers.

Yesterday they sat sullenly on beanbags pouting and mourning their sexist, chauvinistic leader.

I don't feel sorry for them. For the last week or so they've built themselves into a nasty little clique, laughing at transsexual Sam and porn granny Lea. Didn't anyone ever tell them nobody likes a bully?

But fair play to Big Brother bosses, annoying Lorraine Kelly soundalike Shahbaz may have walked, but the housemates weren't getting away that easily new contestant Sam is shaping up to be even more irritating with her incessant niceness.

Slowly but surely her tirade of compliments and professions of love is wearing the housemates down. They're just not used to it.

Nicky thought it must be because she fancied her.

"She's a man.... she must do," was her reasoning.