Duo's injury boost for Rovers (From Lancashire Telegraph)

Great news, all we need now is a decent manager in place.

Singh & shaw, what a combination. No recovery whilst being run by takers. Forget the gloss, these, to me to you double act hold themselves with high regard, and will move on to the next unsuspecting club when they have downed this one. The owners still couldn't care less, as long as their bank balance is up.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Bernd Schuster
Shearer
All 3 'managers' offer different levels of experience. That would be my shortlist and in that order. OGS in by Derby please!

It was very useful for the owners to throw some good names around as possible candidates, but when they are interviewed and told to liase with to me to you, any good bloke will run a mile or twelve, to Bolton probably. We'll get Singh or maybe the masked marauder.

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And it's not even April 1st

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for the managers job at Ewood,,,,,,if Bolton don't get him first.

It is interview day at the Brockhall training ground. Mama Desai, and the brothers "Onion" Bahji and Vindaloo Rao are on the video link from Pune:-
MAMA: which one of you is an absolutely tip top lacrosse coach? (Some mumbling from over the video link). Which one of you is an absolutely tip top football manager?
ALAN SHEARER: well now Gary, it's like I wus sayin' just now to Alan before we come on air.......
MAMA: (yawn) thank you Mr. Coconut Head, we don't want to be bored to death. We want a personality, we want a manger who knows his onions.
ROY KEANE: I knows me onions 4:4:2, 3:5:2, 3:5:1:1, one up front, one dropping back, one in the hole....
MAMA: not those sort of onions, I mean the sort of onions that go into a lovely stuffing for our chickens.
ROY KEANE: I'd stuff you, you owd bag if you wasn't as ugly as Gary Neville. Anyways I want the Bolton job, I'm off!
SHABBY: who shares the Venkys philosophy of passing football?
(a long silence)
ERIC BLACK: Oh! Oh! I do, I do.
SHABBY: and who shares my passion for Ronnie Clayton?
(a longer silence)
ERIC BLACK: Oh! Oh! I do, I do.
SHABBY: Very good. I'm not giving anything away, but you're our kind of manager.
MAMA: does anyone have anything to say about the comments that the Rovers are living on borrowed time?
COLIN HENDRY: borrowing's a good thing. I'd encourage that approach. I like borrowing, I do. I do it a lot you know. In fact could you lend me something for a cup o'tea, say about £83,000?
'ARRY REDKNAPP: did someone say bung, err borrow. I've never borrowed anything! Mr Mandaric just put that quarter of a million 'nicker in my Swiss bank account with the funny name, named after me dog or me daughter, whatever, and I forgot about it same as any other man would as can't read and write like what I can't. Anyway I can't stand it up here with all you dishonest, thick, unsophisticated Northerners. I'm taking the Bournemouth job, it's a nice little earner.
KENNY DALGLISH: hoots mon, och aye tha noo. Eets a braw breght nite ta neght. I gan in tay footba in 1892! Och ay tha noo, tha noo.
ONION BAHJI: now I am going to ask a technical question. What is that round, inanimate object, full of gas that people would like to kick, which I am pointing at?
OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER: that's Mrs Desai
MAMA: well, you're out of the running, you baby-faced assassin. We don't want a manager whose name is too difficult to spell.
OLE WHAT'SHISNAME: but Mama I learnt under Sir Alex Ferguson and I'm having great success in Norway. I won the Treble with Man U.
MAMA: and that's three more reasons why you won't be getting the job. You're too good and would be telling me what to do. Don't you know I'm a philosopher of passing football. There's a whiff of Big Fat Sam about you!
VINDALOO: sorry Mama that's me.
MAMA: you there! You look like a sharp young manager! Are you the one they call "The Special One"?
MICK McCARTHY: no ma, I'm the one they call Mick McCarthy.
MAMA: how disappointing.
MICK McCARTHY: well be disappointed some more, I'm only joining a Premiership team.
MAMA: but we are in the Premiership, Steve Kean told me so himself just around the time he signed Maradona.

SHABBY: well that completes all our questions. I can see that we have a very high number of very big name candidates. We could worry about the difficulty of making a choice or we could appoint Jourdain Ali, who is absolutely top hole, or we could meet again to decide, say in about a month's time?
MAMA: Quite right Shabby, we will not be rushed. We are in a hurry but we will not be rushed. What came first, the chicken or the egg? That's what I always say. You draw up a short list. It will only have one name on it. It will have many big names on it. Is that clear! I must go now. I have a meeting with a former employee, an old bald headed favourite of mine, and his solicitor.

The National Press this morning saying the Singh is in touch with Spurs about the release of Sherwood (Singh Spurs Fan) - the circus clowns continue to perform at Ewood - as we have all said we need a proven Manager not a Technical Director of Youth Football as Sherwood is at Spurs - Yes you can trust the Venkeyts & Co to repeat history and drag us further into the gutter!!
OUT WITH BLACK AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS

HENDRY today on TALKSPORT
Alan Brazil ---Colin who would you like to them to bring in as new manager ?

Hendry-- the man we have right now ticks all the boxes !!!

Brazil -- the results have not been good the last 3 games have they ?

Hendry -- we tried everything we could against Wolves but it never worked.

Well I seem to recall a Hendry quote prior to Steve Kean employing him as defensive coach ,it was "Steven ticks all the boxes as manager ,and the majority of supporters are behind him>"
ALSO the quote that they (B&H) tried everything they could to beat Wolves but could not is basically a admission that they cannot do the job.

Also I would think HENDRY would HAVE NO QUALMS about saying "THE TEA LADY TICKS ALL THE RIGHT BOXES TO BE ROVERS MANAGER " if it meant him keeping his job.

I saw that headline and thought maybe Orr and Murphy had collided in training !

Well by the time they have put together a short list and Shebby has learnt how to converse in English Bolton will have pinched the best candidate just hope they go for Keane or Mclaren and leave the good applicants to us.

Good news that our two young Scots are going to be fit for the next game...also that Rovers are going for Sherwood again. Spurs really want to hang on to him but I heard that he is really keen to come to the Rovers if we can agree compensation with Levy. Not sure who his assistant would be though?

French Rover wrote:
Good news that our two young Scots are going to be fit for the next game...also that Rovers are going for Sherwood again. Spurs really want to hang on to him but I heard that he is really keen to come to the Rovers if we can agree compensation with Levy. Not sure who his assistant would be though?

It used to be David Batty

greenscreener wrote:

French Rover wrote:
Good news that our two young Scots are going to be fit for the next game...also that Rovers are going for Sherwood again. Spurs really want to hang on to him but I heard that he is really keen to come to the Rovers if we can agree compensation with Levy. Not sure who his assistant would be though?

It used to be David Batty

I thought Batty was Le Saux;s best mate :)

French Rover wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

French Rover wrote:
Good news that our two young Scots are going to be fit for the next game...also that Rovers are going for Sherwood again. Spurs really want to hang on to him but I heard that he is really keen to come to the Rovers if we can agree compensation with Levy. Not sure who his assistant would be though?

It used to be David Batty

I thought Batty was Le Saux;s best mate :)

lol, Still remember how depressing it was to witness what I thought was a dark day in Rovers History. And wasn't it Sherwood who tried to break it up ?

What would we give for a bad night in the champions league these days.

greenscreener wrote:

French Rover wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

French Rover wrote:
Good news that our two young Scots are going to be fit for the next game...also that Rovers are going for Sherwood again. Spurs really want to hang on to him but I heard that he is really keen to come to the Rovers if we can agree compensation with Levy. Not sure who his assistant would be though?

It used to be David Batty

I thought Batty was Le Saux;s best mate :)

lol, Still remember how depressing it was to witness what I thought was a dark day in Rovers History. And wasn't it Sherwood who tried to break it up ?

What would we give for a bad night in the champions league these days.

Yes it was Sherwood who stepped-in to stop it, whilst Big Col strangely kept out of it? Here's the link to the classic You Tube clip:

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gleechy wrote:
Singh & shaw, what a combination. No recovery whilst being run by takers. Forget the gloss, these, to me to you double act hold themselves with high regard, and will move on to the next unsuspecting club when they have downed this one. The owners still couldn't care less, as long as their bank balance is up.

Singh & shaw aka dumb and dumber!!!!

French Rover wrote:
Good news that our two young Scots are going to be fit for the next game...also that Rovers are going for Sherwood again. Spurs really want to hang on to him but I heard that he is really keen to come to the Rovers if we can agree compensation with Levy. Not sure who his assistant would be though?

Tony Parkes would make a good assistant to Tim.

Well let's us all hope that Black is not in the dug out. For God's sake how long does it take to replace that muppet Kean and Black and Hendry etc.

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And it's not even April 1st

He still doesn't get it.

Remember how prolific Rhodes was both for Huddersfield and Scotland?

And now look at him, he's ruined. Just goes to show how sh1t you lot really are.

Nuttall Street wrote:
It is interview day at the Brockhall training ground. Mama Desai, and the brothers "Onion" Bahji and Vindaloo Rao are on the video link from Pune:-
MAMA: which one of you is an absolutely tip top lacrosse coach? (Some mumbling from over the video link). Which one of you is an absolutely tip top football manager?
ALAN SHEARER: well now Gary, it's like I wus sayin' just now to Alan before we come on air.......
MAMA: (yawn) thank you Mr. Coconut Head, we don't want to be bored to death. We want a personality, we want a manger who knows his onions.
ROY KEANE: I knows me onions 4:4:2, 3:5:2, 3:5:1:1, one up front, one dropping back, one in the hole....
MAMA: not those sort of onions, I mean the sort of onions that go into a lovely stuffing for our chickens.
ROY KEANE: I'd stuff you, you owd bag if you wasn't as ugly as Gary Neville. Anyways I want the Bolton job, I'm off!
SHABBY: who shares the Venkys philosophy of passing football?
(a long silence)
ERIC BLACK: Oh! Oh! I do, I do.
SHABBY: and who shares my passion for Ronnie Clayton?
(a longer silence)
ERIC BLACK: Oh! Oh! I do, I do.
SHABBY: Very good. I'm not giving anything away, but you're our kind of manager.
MAMA: does anyone have anything to say about the comments that the Rovers are living on borrowed time?
COLIN HENDRY: borrowing's a good thing. I'd encourage that approach. I like borrowing, I do. I do it a lot you know. In fact could you lend me something for a cup o'tea, say about £83,000?
'ARRY REDKNAPP: did someone say bung, err borrow. I've never borrowed anything! Mr Mandaric just put that quarter of a million 'nicker in my Swiss bank account with the funny name, named after me dog or me daughter, whatever, and I forgot about it same as any other man would as can't read and write like what I can't. Anyway I can't stand it up here with all you dishonest, thick, unsophisticated Northerners. I'm taking the Bournemouth job, it's a nice little earner.
KENNY DALGLISH: hoots mon, och aye tha noo. Eets a braw breght nite ta neght. I gan in tay footba in 1892! Och ay tha noo, tha noo.
ONION BAHJI: now I am going to ask a technical question. What is that round, inanimate object, full of gas that people would like to kick, which I am pointing at?
OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER: that's Mrs Desai
MAMA: well, you're out of the running, you baby-faced assassin. We don't want a manager whose name is too difficult to spell.
OLE WHAT'SHISNAME: but Mama I learnt under Sir Alex Ferguson and I'm having great success in Norway. I won the Treble with Man U.
MAMA: and that's three more reasons why you won't be getting the job. You're too good and would be telling me what to do. Don't you know I'm a philosopher of passing football. There's a whiff of Big Fat Sam about you!
VINDALOO: sorry Mama that's me.
MAMA: you there! You look like a sharp young manager! Are you the one they call "The Special One"?
MICK McCARTHY: no ma, I'm the one they call Mick McCarthy.
MAMA: how disappointing.
MICK McCARTHY: well be disappointed some more, I'm only joining a Premiership team.
MAMA: but we are in the Premiership, Steve Kean told me so himself just around the time he signed Maradona.

SHABBY: well that completes all our questions. I can see that we have a very high number of very big name candidates. We could worry about the difficulty of making a choice or we could appoint Jourdain Ali, who is absolutely top hole, or we could meet again to decide, say in about a month's time?
MAMA: Quite right Shabby, we will not be rushed. We are in a hurry but we will not be rushed. What came first, the chicken or the egg? That's what I always say. You draw up a short list. It will only have one name on it. It will have many big names on it. Is that clear! I must go now. I have a meeting with a former employee, an old bald headed favourite of mine, and his solicitor.

Brilliant ! You should take up writing full time , sure you,d make a fortune ! Very funny but almost could be the true situation..