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    Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
    I have collated the UTC's.

    Here goes, in no particular order:

    Up The Cousin

    Unused Trophy Cabinet

    Usual Total cr@p

    Unused Tiny C0ck

    Unusually Tight C*nt

    Uncle Tom's Cheese

    Unused Tampon Collection

    Unbelievably Thick C*nts

    Unbelievably Tiny Club

    Up The Camel

    Under The Cosh

    Use the Condom

    Useless Two-bob Cretins

    Unloved Tragic Children

    Uneducated Thieving Criminals

    Usually Taking Crack

    Usually Touches Children

    Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

    Untie The Children

    Under The Cow

    Up The Crack

    Usually Taken C*nt

    Usually Twatted Claret

    Unenviable Thick C*nt

    Usually Try Children

    Unwanted Tiresome Claret

    Unlikely The Champions

    Usually The Championship

    Uncle Tom's Cheese

    Untie The cassock

    Untie The Cat

    Unbelievably Tiny Club

    Unlikely To Clean

    Urinary Tract Cyst

    Unusually Traumatic Childhood

    Unused Testicals Chafe

    Uncle Touches Crotch

    Ultimate Tool Chokers

    Unloved Tiny Club

    Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

    Usually Talking Crap

    Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

    Uniquely Tangy Cheese

    Uncle Tom Cobbly

    Under The Cousin

    Untie The Coconuts

    Understand Their Confusion

    Usurping Their Comment

    Upsets The Clowns

    Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

    Uranus Takes Cucumbers

    Uneven Testicle Count

    Use Two Condoms

    Uniformed Testicle Counter

    Unending Taunting Continues
    Brilliant,
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German clubs lead the chase for Rovers' Hoilett

GERMAN INTEREST Winger Junior Hoilett GERMAN INTEREST Winger Junior Hoilett

Blackburn Rovers are in danger of losing Canadian starlet Junior Hoilett for less than £1million – as clubs from Germany lead the chase for the in demand winger.

Sources close to Hoilett have told the Lancashire Telegraph there are already concrete offers on the table for him from several clubs in Germany as they steal the march on his English suitors.

It is understood though Rovers have also started tentative talks with at least two Premier League clubs, with the player himself having already decided he is quitting Ewood Park.

The 21-year-old’s Rovers contract expires this summer although, due to his age and coming through the Ewood academy, the club would be due compensation.

Rovers could expect as much as £4million should he stay in the Premier League but, due to different compensation rules abroad, they would only receive about £750,000 if he moved overseas.

Werder Bremen and Borussia Monchengladbach are understood to be among the number of German clubs interested, with Hoilett having enjoyed his loan spells in the country a few seasons ago.

He is yet to decide on where he believes his best next move will be but sources close to the player believe returning to Germany would be appealing to him.

A source close to Hoilett, said: “He is open to anything at the moment. He will see what happens in the next few weeks and what opportunities arise.

“Blackburn Rovers know he has to move on now to achieve what he wants to in the game. Now they are not in the Premier League he could not stay.”

Rovers have a battle on their hands to keep a number of their top players in the coming weeks – with the unrest behind the scenes doing little to persuade them to stay.

With Steve Kean’s managerial future still very much up in the air, as owner Mrs Desai continues to ignore growing pressure on her from within the club to remove him from the hotseat, a number of the squad are looking at pastures new.

Martin Olsson, Steven Nzonzi, Yakubu and Paul Robinson are all sought after by Premier League rival and the unrest would need to be eased for any of them to be tempted into playing a part in next season’s Championship campaign.

Hoilett though is one who can’t be persuaded as he mulls over an increasing number of options ahead of next season.

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