German clubs lead the chase for Rovers' Hoilett (From Lancashire Telegraph)

He will presumably go to Germany as the lower fee will mean he gets higher wages or a bigger signing fee then, he doesn't care about the club that has trained him since the age of 13.

Hardly surprising.. he was never going to stay once we were relegated.

Good luck in your future and thanks Junior.

He must fancy playing at a club whose fans don't boo as soon as the opposition get a corner.

Looks like the statements made to mrs Desai by Kean about him being the best hope of the current players staying with the club are all lies and bull***t!!. No surprise there then exept perhaps for the gullible Mrs Desai,time to wake up mrs the clock is ticking!

Great article on Venkys at http://tinyurl.com/6
pnsoyb

'The curious case of Venky’s: Astute Indian business people or ‘confused’ cowboys?'

petestan wrote:
He will presumably go to Germany as the lower fee will mean he gets higher wages or a bigger signing fee then, he doesn't care about the club that has trained him since the age of 13.

You cant hate on them wanting to further their careers.. you honestly telling me you never changed jobs to further yours when you realised where you were was getting you no-where?

Football is a harsh sport anyway.. wages may be huge, but you're finished after 30.. he's bound to do whats best for his career and put himself first... no-one else will.

Germany calling. Seemed to enjoy his time there and was well liked by the fans.

DaBoss wrote:

petestan wrote:
He will presumably go to Germany as the lower fee will mean he gets higher wages or a bigger signing fee then, he doesn't care about the club that has trained him since the age of 13.

You cant hate on them wanting to further their careers.. you honestly telling me you never changed jobs to further yours when you realised where you were was getting you no-where?

Football is a harsh sport anyway.. wages may be huge, but you're finished after 30.. he's bound to do whats best for his career and put himself first... no-one else will.

but you dont just sh!t on the company you have worked for for year though do you? at least work your 2 weeks notice etc lol

Hoilet reminds me of Pedersen in the early days - highly coveted by rivals and their fans as if he's special when in reality, he's a good prospect but likely to fade away. I liken him to Lennon - quick, the odd goal, can't cross.

Whilest we all know he needs to go a Prem club so we can make more cash, I bet Venkys will feck that up as well. And come the end ofit, only the agents will make any acsh.

Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

LIES, LIES, LIES, IT'S ALL LIES, I have it on good authority (Steve Kean) that Hoilett will be signing a new rovers contract in the next 24 hours, and lets be honest, why would we not believe him!!!!

Another sean wright phillips, okay at creating chances for himself, useless bringing others into the game and useless at crossing too. Which is quite a handicap for a winger.

1)venkys and kean are idiots for not getting a new contract for him
2) the agent is his father so it is like anelka all over again tout for best deal f.u.c.k rovers
3)no loyalty in football we made you what you are soon to be judas
4) if you leave don't give any bull crap like (thanks to the fans for everything) just stay if you love us that much
5)end of the day its obvious its all about money
6)to all venky kean luvvies get a grip on reality if no changes in next 4 weeks we are going down the road to administration
7) predict rovers 4-0 both fixtures against dingles (when kean too drunk to take charge of matches)
8)i might not express my feelings correctly on here but at least i am not two faced, like some fans who have renewed and say they will not go (b.o.l.l.o.c.ks )you make me sick fecking do-gooders

It's going to be one hell of a scary summer. We had the makings of a young up and coming squad of players 18 months ago, and now look at us.

Keep Darwen Green wrote:
Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K.

BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote:
Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K.

BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

Apparently part of Kean’s pitch to save his job was if he stayed all/almost all the players would want to stay. I just don’t know how he can face himself in the mirror in the morning. I have never known an individual less suited to manage a football club.

Keep Darwen Green wrote:
Another sean wright phillips, okay at creating chances for himself, useless bringing others into the game and useless at crossing too. Which is quite a handicap for a winger.

Spot on comparison with SWP, shows flashes of brilliance but drifts out of the game and has only played when he feels like it since he realised he wouldn't be signing another Rovers contract.

I predict 12 months in Germany on a fat salary, easy life waltzing around teutonic defenders and posting a dozen dazzling goals on Youtube, then back to the Prem to sit on the bench for 3 years at City !

Why does the media insist on referring to the chief architect of Rovers' destruction, Anuradha Desai, as "Mrs Desai"? It's really weird, frankly. If you're going to refer to her as "Mrs Desai" in this article, then why is Hoilett not referred to as "Mr Hoilett"?

If it's some kind of term of respect that she insists upon, then she's hardly earned it, has she?

Everything will be fine venky's have no intention of getting rid of Keanochio as he is instrumental to their destructive plans for rovers. Keanochio of cours will soon be telling us that we will win automatic promotion to the premier league this season and that dozens of top players will be joining us to propel us to realise his latest delusion. Lord Lucan - director of communications will endorse this if only we knew where the Fcuk he was!!

I just wish we could get everyone who doesn't want to be or shouldn't be at the club out and start again with a commited team on and off the pitch.Any chance?

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote:
Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K.

BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

It took them a while, but they got there.. realised that shouting "Up The C.U.N.T.!" to rival teams was only going to get them rodgered regularly, not just on the field, but the car-park, their trailer...

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote: Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K. BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

Apparently part of Kean’s pitch to save his job was if he stayed all/almost all the players would want to stay. I just don’t know how he can face himself in the mirror in the morning. I have never known an individual less suited to manage a football club.

Seriously ?, That just can't be true !

Kean must realise he can't rely on anybody staying except Bradley Orr (who's so far up his arse he probably got a free trip to India).

Although I daresay there's a contract renewal in the post for Myles 'late developer' Anderson !

Keanocchios gave John Newsham his cards this morning, makes you wonder what power he now holds.

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote:
Another sean wright phillips, okay at creating chances for himself, useless bringing others into the game and useless at crossing too. Which is quite a handicap for a winger.

Spot on comparison with SWP, shows flashes of brilliance but drifts out of the game and has only played when he feels like it since he realised he wouldn't be signing another Rovers contract.

I predict 12 months in Germany on a fat salary, easy life waltzing around teutonic defenders and posting a dozen dazzling goals on Youtube, then back to the Prem to sit on the bench for 3 years at City !

Spot on, yes the great unwashed seem to have dropped their moniker. Unused Torn Condom.

greenscreener wrote:

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote: Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K. BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

Apparently part of Kean’s pitch to save his job was if he stayed all/almost all the players would want to stay. I just don’t know how he can face himself in the mirror in the morning. I have never known an individual less suited to manage a football club.

Seriously ?, That just can't be true !

Kean must realise he can't rely on anybody staying except Bradley Orr (who's so far up his arse he probably got a free trip to India).

Although I daresay there's a contract renewal in the post for Myles 'late developer' Anderson !

I'm sure I even read that Kean had said that Hoilett would defo (100%) be staying if he kept his job. And it came from a good source too (I think it was buried somewhere in Cryer's tweets, although I may be mistaken and could have read it somewhere else). So take your pick delusional nutcase or pathological liar.

I've heard Burnley might be making a late bid for him. Just a rumour mind.

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote: Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K. BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

Apparently part of Kean’s pitch to save his job was if he stayed all/almost all the players would want to stay. I just don’t know how he can face himself in the mirror in the morning. I have never known an individual less suited to manage a football club.

Seriously ?, That just can't be true ! Kean must realise he can't rely on anybody staying except Bradley Orr (who's so far up his arse he probably got a free trip to India). Although I daresay there's a contract renewal in the post for Myles 'late developer' Anderson !

I'm sure I even read that Kean had said that Hoilett would defo (100%) be staying if he kept his job. And it came from a good source too (I think it was buried somewhere in Cryer's tweets, although I may be mistaken and could have read it somewhere else). So take your pick delusional nutcase or pathological liar.

Why pick when he's clearly both !

Have any pre-season games been organised this year other than Stanley & Fleetwood?

BananaClarets wrote:
I've heard Burnley might be making a late bid for him. Just a rumour mind.

Uncle's
Testical
Coveter.

Peds says he is staying. Not everyones fav I know, but I think he has more good than bad qualities. And at least he is showing some loyalty.

greenscreener wrote:

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote: Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K. BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

Apparently part of Kean’s pitch to save his job was if he stayed all/almost all the players would want to stay. I just don’t know how he can face himself in the mirror in the morning. I have never known an individual less suited to manage a football club.

Seriously ?, That just can't be true ! Kean must realise he can't rely on anybody staying except Bradley Orr (who's so far up his arse he probably got a free trip to India). Although I daresay there's a contract renewal in the post for Myles 'late developer' Anderson !

I'm sure I even read that Kean had said that Hoilett would defo (100%) be staying if he kept his job. And it came from a good source too (I think it was buried somewhere in Cryer's tweets, although I may be mistaken and could have read it somewhere else). So take your pick delusional nutcase or pathological liar.

Why pick when he's clearly both !

Maybe the next conspiracy theory to emerge is, Bradley Orr is really Myles Anderson with a rubber mask on, to protect the "late developer" from the media spotlight.

YarkshahRover wrote:
Have any pre-season games been organised this year other than Stanley & Fleetwood?

Respected local Accountants "Stanley & Fleetwood" have asked not to be associated in any way with the current management of BRFC. Managing Partner, Paul Stanley said "We do have a 5-a-side team but they refuse to shake hands with Bradley Orr".

YarkshahRover wrote:
Have any pre-season games been organised this year other than Stanley & Fleetwood?

Rochdale

greenscreener wrote:

YarkshahRover wrote:
Have any pre-season games been organised this year other than Stanley & Fleetwood?

Respected local Accountants "Stanley & Fleetwood" have asked not to be associated in any way with the current management of BRFC. Managing Partner, Paul Stanley said "We do have a 5-a-side team but they refuse to shake hands with Bradley Orr".

Was that because of his time "in the land of stripey sunshine"

Germany for a year on the cheap then sign for a prem club me thinks.

Keep Darwen Green wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

adcr wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote: Don't panic, Keanochio's got it all under control, he's signing a new deal in the next 48 hours. The special one has spoken.

Beat me to it KDG, I wish I could remember the first time we heard that particular piece of bull from Special K. BTW: Is it true the dingles are not even using 'UTC' on their own pages these days ? 'Kin result or what !

Apparently part of Kean’s pitch to save his job was if he stayed all/almost all the players would want to stay. I just don’t know how he can face himself in the mirror in the morning. I have never known an individual less suited to manage a football club.

Seriously ?, That just can't be true ! Kean must realise he can't rely on anybody staying except Bradley Orr (who's so far up his arse he probably got a free trip to India). Although I daresay there's a contract renewal in the post for Myles 'late developer' Anderson !

I'm sure I even read that Kean had said that Hoilett would defo (100%) be staying if he kept his job. And it came from a good source too (I think it was buried somewhere in Cryer's tweets, although I may be mistaken and could have read it somewhere else). So take your pick delusional nutcase or pathological liar.

Why pick when he's clearly both !

Maybe the next conspiracy theory to emerge is, Bradley Orr is really Myles Anderson with a rubber mask on, to protect the "late developer" from the media spotlight.

I thought it was common knowledge to fans who actually read the news, as opposed to those who spend all their time on here cracking jokes and trying to wind people up.

Can't be arsed searching the web trying to find the exact source. But below is a link to the LT archive dated 17th May when all of the football press had already said 100% hoilett was going, and Kean according to Cryer was making his pitch to Venky’s to save his job:

“It is believed he looked to persuade her that keeping faith with him as boss was the club’s best chance of keeping the majority of the current squad together. He is understood to have not given up on retaining Junior Hoilett’s services, despite the in demand Canadian being out of contract this summer."

Not the 100% that I quoted granted, but not a million miles away either. And this piece wasn’t even my source

http://www.lancashir
etelegraph.co.uk/spo
rt/football/blackbur
n_rovers/news/971347
8.Confusion_reigns_o
ver_Kean_s_future/?r
ef=twt

DaBoss wrote:
Hardly surprising.. he was never going to stay once we were relegated.

Good luck in your future and thanks Junior.

Thanks for what? Apart from scoring against Wolves he was a gutless, selfish non-entity. F-off and good riddance.
*
Pedersen is staying? Him and Dunn are taking the mick. Talk about spasmodic movement.

B*****ds selling their (journey men) best players for £1Million while the mighty Clarets can demand over £6 million for our home-grown talent.......

Oh yes!

Things are quickly returning to normal in East Lancs.

NO NAY NEVER

YarkshahRover wrote:
Have any pre-season games been organised this year other than Stanley & Fleetwood?

yeah KFC 11 and PARK RD CHIPPY... think they buy chicken from Venky's...

Keep Darwen Green wrote:

greenscreener wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote:
Another sean wright phillips, okay at creating chances for himself, useless bringing others into the game and useless at crossing too. Which is quite a handicap for a winger.

Spot on comparison with SWP, shows flashes of brilliance but drifts out of the game and has only played when he feels like it since he realised he wouldn't be signing another Rovers contract.

I predict 12 months in Germany on a fat salary, easy life waltzing around teutonic defenders and posting a dozen dazzling goals on Youtube, then back to the Prem to sit on the bench for 3 years at City !

Spot on, yes the great unwashed seem to have dropped their moniker. Unused Torn Condom.

Unwashed
Thick
Chav

greenscreener wrote:

YarkshahRover wrote:
Have any pre-season games been organised this year other than Stanley & Fleetwood?

Respected local Accountants "Stanley & Fleetwood" have asked not to be associated in any way with the current management of BRFC. Managing Partner, Paul Stanley said "We do have a 5-a-side team but they refuse to shake hands with Bradley Orr".

good one... needed a laugh...

Rancid Turds In Drag

UTC

hugofakenham wrote:
Rancid Turds In Drag

UTC

Thats taken you 2 days????
you lot must be thicker than even I imagined... now run along and play you fanny with ears...

cheekyprodigy wrote:
Hoilet reminds me of Pedersen in the early days - highly coveted by rivals and their fans as if he's special when in reality, he's a good prospect but likely to fade away. I liken him to Lennon - quick, the odd goal, can't cross.

Whilest we all know he needs to go a Prem club so we can make more cash, I bet Venkys will feck that up as well. And come the end ofit, only the agents will make any acsh.

For the older readers: I believe he is more like Franz Carr who went to Forest and faded.

burnleyglentoran wrote:
B*****ds selling their (journey men) best players for £1Million while the mighty Clarets can demand over £6 million for our home-grown talent.......

Oh yes!

Things are quickly returning to normal in East Lancs.

NO NAY NEVER

Unused
Titchy
Chopper

Ted Maul wrote:

burnleyglentoran wrote:
B*****ds selling their (journey men) best players for £1Million while the mighty Clarets can demand over £6 million for our home-grown talent.......

Oh yes!

Things are quickly returning to normal in East Lancs.

NO NAY NEVER

Unused
Titchy
Chopper

Unwanted
Turd-moor
C*nts

Gennoe1 wrote:
Keanocchios gave John Newsham his cards this morning, makes you wonder what power he now holds.

you sure? - i thought newsham was retiring at the end of the season (last season). i could well be wrong.

maltese blue n white wrote:

Ted Maul wrote:

burnleyglentoran wrote:
B*****ds selling their (journey men) best players for £1Million while the mighty Clarets can demand over £6 million for our home-grown talent.......

Oh yes!

Things are quickly returning to normal in East Lancs.

NO NAY NEVER

Unused
Titchy
Chopper

Unwanted
Turd-moor
C*nts

Actually I have to apologise to ALL Burnley fans for the blatant lie I posted, When i said you were unwanted... Lanc's constabulary contacted me and stated that most of you ARE...

This can't be true because Kean said to Desai that he was the only man who could convince Junior to stay.

http://andrewhowells
.wordpress.com/2012/
05/24/the-curious-ca
se-of-venkys-astute-
indian-business-peop
le-or-confused-cowbo
ys/ A well written article

maltese blue n white wrote:

hugofakenham wrote:
Rancid Turds In Drag

UTC

Thats taken you 2 days????
you lot must be thicker than even I imagined... now run along and play you fanny with ears...

Come
On
Your
Brother?

careoak wrote:

cheekyprodigy wrote: Hoilet reminds me of Pedersen in the early days - highly coveted by rivals and their fans as if he's special when in reality, he's a good prospect but likely to fade away. I liken him to Lennon - quick, the odd goal, can't cross. Whilest we all know he needs to go a Prem club so we can make more cash, I bet Venkys will feck that up as well. And come the end ofit, only the agents will make any acsh.

For the older readers: I believe he is more like Franz Carr who went to Forest and faded.

I think that's probably a little bit unfair, Junior has at least shown some talent in the toughest league in the world and weighed in with a few goals. My memory (such as it is) of Franz is that he played in the old Div 2 era, was very quick in straight lines, but not a lot else.

did you smash it? wrote:

maltese blue n white wrote:

hugofakenham wrote:
Rancid Turds In Drag

UTC

Thats taken you 2 days????
you lot must be thicker than even I imagined... now run along and play you fanny with ears...

Come
On
Your
Brother?

No... you can't come on my brother, cos he'd knock the sh*t out of you... learn English and be careful with question marks... now take the advice I gave to the other pratt, and "run along"

Afternoon.

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
Afternoon.

Greetings...

maltese blue n white wrote:

hugofakenham wrote: Rancid Turds In Drag UTC

Thats taken you 2 days???? you lot must be thicker than even I imagined... now run along and play you fanny with ears...

No it has been a classical case of ignoring

U nwanted
T aunting
C hildren

Here's the Epitaph for BRFC at the end of 2012 - 2013 season

U ndid
T he
C hickenpluckers

Now go back to playing with your favourite toys KDG and Tedmaul you'll be in your Maltese inbred element

For those criticising Junior on loyalty let me put a simple question.
The firm you work for is owned by idiots who may vanish at any moment. Your firm has been degraded to a level where your talents are less likely to be seen and you'll almost certainly face a pay cut and eventual transfer to another outfit without any real consultation. The firm manager is incompent.
Meanwhile other firms offer you a good, probably better wage, where you can showcase your potential under a proven better management.
You know you have max ten years at your peak before your earning power rapidly goes into terminal decline.
Do you
a) move on
b) stay with the idiots

Hands up those who honestly vote for b)

vintage gayboy get a job you inbred retard

Even if he was sold at a £15m+ fee, what good would it do to remove this ownership?

Would the money be invested wisely back into the squad?

BREAKING NEWS............BREA
KING NEWS................
.BREAKING NEWS...............B
REAKING NEWS


Sky sports news.....



In their search for a potential replacement for Steve Kean Blackburn had originally approached Ronald de Boer, but , given their lower league status, have had to lower their expectations and now plan to approach to his brother - Rupert.


CHIM CHIMANY

vintageclaret wrote:

maltese blue n white wrote:

hugofakenham wrote: Rancid Turds In Drag UTC

Thats taken you 2 days???? you lot must be thicker than even I imagined... now run along and play you fanny with ears...

No it has been a classical case of ignoring

U nwanted
T aunting
C hildren

Here's the Epitaph for BRFC at the end of 2012 - 2013 season

U ndid
T he
C hickenpluckers

Now go back to playing with your favourite toys KDG and Tedmaul you'll be in your Maltese inbred element

Well you not undone us for 33 yrs. So why do you believe you can do it now???? As for KDG.. be careful.. Or we may allow her to utilise her unprecedented verbal prowess on you lot and reduce you to tears.. AGAIN.

I have collated the UTC's.

Here goes, in no particular order:

Up The Cousin

Unused Trophy Cabinet

Usual Total cr@p

Unused Tiny C0ck

Unusually Tight C*nt

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Unused Tampon Collection

Unbelievably Thick C*nts

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Up The Camel

Under The Cosh

Use the Condom

Useless Two-bob Cretins

Unloved Tragic Children

Uneducated Thieving Criminals

Usually Taking Crack

Usually Touches Children

Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

Untie The Children

Under The Cow

Up The Crack

Usually Taken C*nt

Usually Twatted Claret

Unenviable Thick C*nt

Usually Try Children

Unwanted Tiresome Claret

Unlikely The Champions

Usually The Championship

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Untie The cassock

Untie The Cat

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Unlikely To Clean

Urinary Tract Cyst

Unusually Traumatic Childhood

Unused Testicals Chafe

Uncle Touches Crotch

Ultimate Tool Chokers

Unloved Tiny Club

Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

Usually Talking Crap

Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

Uniquely Tangy Cheese

Uncle Tom Cobbly

Under The Cousin

Untie The Coconuts

Understand Their Confusion

Usurping Their Comment

Upsets The Clowns

Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

Uranus Takes Cucumbers

Uneven Testicle Count

Use Two Condoms

Uniformed Testicle Counter

Unending Taunting Continues

Think you must all be watching a different Hoilett than me.
Don’t get the comparisons with Lennon and SWP. Both of them just rely on pace to get past clumsy defenders and are usually head down road runner types. I agree they tend to waste everything by having a dreadful final ball. I see Hoilett as having none of their pace, but relying on dribbling skill to get past defenders. Equally, I wouldn’t necessarily classify him as a winger as a lot of his most effective work seems to be along the line of the 18yd box.
Personally I think he is a much more effective player than either Lennon or SWP and if I had to make a comparison it would be with our very own Damien Duff….anybody remember that wonderful goal at Anfield (last game of the season, which would have been a goal of the season contender if it had happened before mid-May). I guess Hoilett looks better than SWP and Lennon as he stands out as a good player in a poor side whereas Lennon is up against better team-mates at Spuds and so was SWP at both City and Chelsea (but maybe not QPR).

A bit harsh comparing him to Franz Carr as he was always full of promise (don’t actually remember him playing for the first team (I may be wrong) but think Cloughie signed him effectively from our reserve side for a daft amount of money for an unproven player. What cannot be disputed is that before leaving Rovers – Carr had never played (let alone scored) in the top division. We all thought Carr would be wonderful but none of us really knew. At least Hoilett has had a couple of seasons with the top boys and the SUPPOSED interest would suggest that other managers/coaches think he is (or could be) the real deal.

And as for those of you who think he should stay – would you want to work in a place of work where your boss is an incompetent fool and the owners seem to be trying to destroy the factory and claim it all back on the insurance and you end up with no job. Don’t be daft….nobody should have to work in that environment. Its more lie a zoo at Ewood than a place of work.

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS............BREA KING NEWS................ .BREAKING NEWS...............B REAKING NEWS Sky sports news..... In their search for a potential replacement for Steve Kean Blackburn had originally approached Ronald de Boer, but , given their lower league status, have had to lower their expectations and now plan to approach to his brother - Rupert. CHIM CHIMANY

Fair play, that actually made me smile.

Now run along and hand the Burnley brain cell back to Jimmy Jambone, he doesn't let the rest of you play it very often.

UTC :-)

Everyone knows he is going,nothing is new.

vintageclaret wrote:

maltese blue n white wrote:

hugofakenham wrote: Rancid Turds In Drag UTC

Thats taken you 2 days???? you lot must be thicker than even I imagined... now run along and play you fanny with ears...

No it has been a classical case of ignoring

U nwanted
T aunting
C hildren

Here's the Epitaph for BRFC at the end of 2012 - 2013 season

U ndid
T he
C hickenpluckers

Now go back to playing with your favourite toys KDG and Tedmaul you'll be in your Maltese inbred element

Yay! It's everyone's favourite sanctamonious dingle!

He's SO easy to wind up. Just watch him trip over his own nonsense in a vain attempt to look clever.

You're a gift!

Unbelievably
Tedious
Cretin

I'm already looking forward to your overblown, soul-crushingly dull reply.

Unusual
Toxic
Chromosomes

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
I have collated the UTC's.

Here goes, in no particular order:

Up The Cousin

Unused Trophy Cabinet

Usual Total cr@p

Unused Tiny C0ck

Unusually Tight C*nt

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Unused Tampon Collection

Unbelievably Thick C*nts

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Up The Camel

Under The Cosh

Use the Condom

Useless Two-bob Cretins

Unloved Tragic Children

Uneducated Thieving Criminals

Usually Taking Crack

Usually Touches Children

Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

Untie The Children

Under The Cow

Up The Crack

Usually Taken C*nt

Usually Twatted Claret

Unenviable Thick C*nt

Usually Try Children

Unwanted Tiresome Claret

Unlikely The Champions

Usually The Championship

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Untie The cassock

Untie The Cat

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Unlikely To Clean

Urinary Tract Cyst

Unusually Traumatic Childhood

Unused Testicals Chafe

Uncle Touches Crotch

Ultimate Tool Chokers

Unloved Tiny Club

Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

Usually Talking Crap

Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

Uniquely Tangy Cheese

Uncle Tom Cobbly

Under The Cousin

Untie The Coconuts

Understand Their Confusion

Usurping Their Comment

Upsets The Clowns

Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

Uranus Takes Cucumbers

Uneven Testicle Count

Use Two Condoms

Uniformed Testicle Counter

Unending Taunting Continues

And finally... May I add...
Unbelievably
Third-rate
Club.
Sorry for the delay but been playing word games with the untermensch all morn...

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
I have collated the UTC's.

Here goes, in no particular order:

Up The Cousin

Unused Trophy Cabinet

Usual Total cr@p

Unused Tiny C0ck

Unusually Tight C*nt

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Unused Tampon Collection

Unbelievably Thick C*nts

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Up The Camel

Under The Cosh

Use the Condom

Useless Two-bob Cretins

Unloved Tragic Children

Uneducated Thieving Criminals

Usually Taking Crack

Usually Touches Children

Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

Untie The Children

Under The Cow

Up The Crack

Usually Taken C*nt

Usually Twatted Claret

Unenviable Thick C*nt

Usually Try Children

Unwanted Tiresome Claret

Unlikely The Champions

Usually The Championship

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Untie The cassock

Untie The Cat

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Unlikely To Clean

Urinary Tract Cyst

Unusually Traumatic Childhood

Unused Testicals Chafe

Uncle Touches Crotch

Ultimate Tool Chokers

Unloved Tiny Club

Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

Usually Talking Crap

Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

Uniquely Tangy Cheese

Uncle Tom Cobbly

Under The Cousin

Untie The Coconuts

Understand Their Confusion

Usurping Their Comment

Upsets The Clowns

Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

Uranus Takes Cucumbers

Uneven Testicle Count

Use Two Condoms

Uniformed Testicle Counter

Unending Taunting Continues

Brilliant,
got to go and earn some readies now. Too hot for work.

hasslem hasslem wrote:
Think you must all be watching a different Hoilett than me. Don’t get the comparisons with Lennon and SWP. Both of them just rely on pace to get past clumsy defenders and are usually head down road runner types. I agree they tend to waste everything by having a dreadful final ball. I see Hoilett as having none of their pace, but relying on dribbling skill to get past defenders. Equally, I wouldn’t necessarily classify him as a winger as a lot of his most effective work seems to be along the line of the 18yd box. Personally I think he is a much more effective player than either Lennon or SWP and if I had to make a comparison it would be with our very own Damien Duff….anybody remember that wonderful goal at Anfield (last game of the season, which would have been a goal of the season contender if it had happened before mid-May). I guess Hoilett looks better than SWP and Lennon as he stands out as a good player in a poor side whereas Lennon is up against better team-mates at Spuds and so was SWP at both City and Chelsea (but maybe not QPR). A bit harsh comparing him to Franz Carr as he was always full of promise (don’t actually remember him playing for the first team (I may be wrong) but think Cloughie signed him effectively from our reserve side for a daft amount of money for an unproven player. What cannot be disputed is that before leaving Rovers – Carr had never played (let alone scored) in the top division. We all thought Carr would be wonderful but none of us really knew. At least Hoilett has had a couple of seasons with the top boys and the SUPPOSED interest would suggest that other managers/coaches think he is (or could be) the real deal. And as for those of you who think he should stay – would you want to work in a place of work where your boss is an incompetent fool and the owners seem to be trying to destroy the factory and claim it all back on the insurance and you end up with no job. Don’t be daft….nobody should have to work in that environment. Its more lie a zoo at Ewood than a place of work.

HH, I don't really think we are too far apart on that one but I can't put Junior in the same league as Duff. Appreciate your point on style but he's never shown the fantastic attitude that Duff displayed.

Duff worked tirelessly up and down the wing, wanted the ball all the time and bled blue and white. The kid was in tears when he was told he had to leave, which is a far cry from what we've experienced from Junior. He's a talented prospect who's head has been turned and still has some work to do to be as good as he thinks he is. I wish him luck but better players, like Bentley, have left us and just disappeared.

who cares what he does,no loyalty.the only thing he can do for rovers is go and take the king of **** with him.

hugofakenham wrote:
Rancid Turds In Drag

UTC

TWO whole days... and THATS ALL you could come up with?!

Here’s my ten in ten minutes:

"Unleash The ****"
"Unfilled Trouser Codpiece"
“Unexpected Trouser Calamity”
“Uncured Testicle Cramp”
"Unlikely To ****"
"Up The C.U.N.T"
"Up The Cousin"
“Unrelated Testicle Confusion”
“Ultimate Toilet Cleaners”
"Useless To Coyle"

;)

Unusual
Toe
Count?

oh great.. you CAN'T say C.U.M... but you can say Burnley and paedo? what farcical bullarse crap is all that about LET?

Keep Darwen Green wrote:

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
I have collated the UTC's.

Here goes, in no particular order:

Up The Cousin

Unused Trophy Cabinet

Usual Total cr@p

Unused Tiny C0ck

Unusually Tight C*nt

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Unused Tampon Collection

Unbelievably Thick C*nts

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Up The Camel

Under The Cosh

Use the Condom

Useless Two-bob Cretins

Unloved Tragic Children

Uneducated Thieving Criminals

Usually Taking Crack

Usually Touches Children

Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

Untie The Children

Under The Cow

Up The Crack

Usually Taken C*nt

Usually Twatted Claret

Unenviable Thick C*nt

Usually Try Children

Unwanted Tiresome Claret

Unlikely The Champions

Usually The Championship

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Untie The cassock

Untie The Cat

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Unlikely To Clean

Urinary Tract Cyst

Unusually Traumatic Childhood

Unused Testicals Chafe

Uncle Touches Crotch

Ultimate Tool Chokers

Unloved Tiny Club

Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

Usually Talking Crap

Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

Uniquely Tangy Cheese

Uncle Tom Cobbly

Under The Cousin

Untie The Coconuts

Understand Their Confusion

Usurping Their Comment

Upsets The Clowns

Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

Uranus Takes Cucumbers

Uneven Testicle Count

Use Two Condoms

Uniformed Testicle Counter

Unending Taunting Continues

Brilliant,
got to go and earn some readies now. Too hot for work.

Your contribution was significant.

maltese blue n white wrote:

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
I have collated the UTC's.

Here goes, in no particular order:

Up The Cousin

Unused Trophy Cabinet

Usual Total cr@p

Unused Tiny C0ck

Unusually Tight C*nt

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Unused Tampon Collection

Unbelievably Thick C*nts

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Up The Camel

Under The Cosh

Use the Condom

Useless Two-bob Cretins

Unloved Tragic Children

Uneducated Thieving Criminals

Usually Taking Crack

Usually Touches Children

Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

Untie The Children

Under The Cow

Up The Crack

Usually Taken C*nt

Usually Twatted Claret

Unenviable Thick C*nt

Usually Try Children

Unwanted Tiresome Claret

Unlikely The Champions

Usually The Championship

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Untie The cassock

Untie The Cat

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Unlikely To Clean

Urinary Tract Cyst

Unusually Traumatic Childhood

Unused Testicals Chafe

Uncle Touches Crotch

Ultimate Tool Chokers

Unloved Tiny Club

Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

Usually Talking Crap

Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

Uniquely Tangy Cheese

Uncle Tom Cobbly

Under The Cousin

Untie The Coconuts

Understand Their Confusion

Usurping Their Comment

Upsets The Clowns

Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

Uranus Takes Cucumbers

Uneven Testicle Count

Use Two Condoms

Uniformed Testicle Counter

Unending Taunting Continues

And finally... May I add...
Unbelievably
Third-rate
Club.
Sorry for the delay but been playing word games with the untermensch all morn...

Unused Tiny C0ck

DaBoss wrote:

hugofakenham wrote:
Rancid Turds In Drag

UTC

TWO whole days... and THATS ALL you could come up with?!

Here’s my ten in ten minutes:

"Unleash The ****"
"Unfilled Trouser Codpiece"
“Unexpected Trouser Calamity”
“Uncured Testicle Cramp”
"Unlikely To ****"
"Up The C.U.N.T"
"Up The Cousin"
“Unrelated Testicle Confusion”
“Ultimate Toilet Cleaners”
"Useless To Coyle"

;)

Those were really funny.

Unexpected Trouser Calamity and Useless To Coyle were the best.

;-)

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:

Keep Darwen Green wrote:

Cold Side Of The Pillow wrote:
I have collated the UTC's.

Here goes, in no particular order:

Up The Cousin

Unused Trophy Cabinet

Usual Total cr@p

Unused Tiny C0ck

Unusually Tight C*nt

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Unused Tampon Collection

Unbelievably Thick C*nts

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Up The Camel

Under The Cosh

Use the Condom

Useless Two-bob Cretins

Unloved Tragic Children

Uneducated Thieving Criminals

Usually Taking Crack

Usually Touches Children

Ugly Tracksuited Chavs

Untie The Children

Under The Cow

Up The Crack

Usually Taken C*nt

Usually Twatted Claret

Unenviable Thick C*nt

Usually Try Children

Unwanted Tiresome Claret

Unlikely The Champions

Usually The Championship

Uncle Tom's Cheese

Untie The cassock

Untie The Cat

Unbelievably Tiny Club

Unlikely To Clean

Urinary Tract Cyst

Unusually Traumatic Childhood

Unused Testicals Chafe

Uncle Touches Crotch

Ultimate Tool Chokers

Unloved Tiny Club

Unbelievably Toxic Chromosomes

Usually Talking Crap

Unnecessarily Tight Chinos

Uniquely Tangy Cheese

Uncle Tom Cobbly

Under The Cousin

Untie The Coconuts

Understand Their Confusion

Usurping Their Comment

Upsets The Clowns

Unsurprisingly Touching Cloth

Uranus Takes Cucumbers

Uneven Testicle Count

Use Two Condoms

Uniformed Testicle Counter

Unending Taunting Continues

Brilliant,
got to go and earn some readies now. Too hot for work.

Your contribution was significant.

BTW: what do you do - besides Dingle Liaison Officer?

Well done Peds, he didn't have to say this and for whatever reason it's a positive statement!

Going against my better judgement but couldn't resist.

Used
Tampon
Chewers

LittleRonnieHildersl
ey wrote:
Well done Peds, he didn't have to say this and for whatever reason it's a positive statement!

Going against my better judgement but couldn't resist.

Used
Tampon
Chewers

Forget better judgement.. It's only Dingles.

cheekyprodigy wrote:
Hoilet reminds me of Pedersen in the early days - highly coveted by rivals and their fans as if he's special when in reality, he's a good prospect but likely to fade away. I liken him to Lennon - quick, the odd goal, can't cross.

Whilest we all know he needs to go a Prem club so we can make more cash, I bet Venkys will feck that up as well. And come the end ofit, only the agents will make any acsh.

Only a question, but do the Venkys have any say what will happen once his contract runs out?

nice one hoilet ,,go to germany and keep the money in your pocket and not the venkys ,,hero in my book ,,good player and well done lad
good luck junior

Martin Olsson, Steven Nzonzi, Yakubu and Paul Robinson are all sought after by Premier League rivals

Yeah... Premier League Rivals... Has Cryer been talking to Kean again?

Why are we the fans concerned about how much they get for him? Yes in the old days it mattered as we could spend a bit on a bargain player like Mark Hughes used to do but we dont expect the Venkeys and that bafoon they still employ on higher wages than our Prime Minister to use the money to buy anything other than Kentaro cast offs.

Pooloflife wrote:
I just wish we could get everyone who doesn't want to be or shouldn't be at the club out and start again with a commited team on and off the pitch.Any chance?

Oh, Kean's committed...........
....to his salary!

bburnrover wrote:
Why are we the fans concerned about how much they get for him? Yes in the old days it mattered as we could spend a bit on a bargain player like Mark Hughes used to do but we dont expect the Venkeys and that bafoon they still employ on higher wages than our Prime Minister to use the money to buy anything other than Kentaro cast offs.

So is Kean one of those managers who has a contract where he gets a % of the fee when a player is sold ?

Don't think his super agent would have missed that trick when he put the Steve Kean contract together.

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Fu@koff then Hoilett you grabbing mercenary.
YOU were part of the reason we got relegated........now leave when we are in the ****

Our Manager has said he is confident Hoillett will stay - end of story.

Venkys will be distressed if he goes for less than £1 Million by going abroad.

Hey but lets all wait for those great changes we have been promised by Venkys

The living nightmare continues