BREAKING NEWS: Hammers up Olsson bid

6:05pm Wednesday 16th January 2013 in News Photograph of the Author By Andy Cryer, Blackburn Rovers reporter

WEST Ham United have increased their offer for Blackburn Rovers' Martin Olsson.

The Hammers are understood to have now bid in the region of £4million for the Swedish international - just 24 hours after manager Sam Allardyce said they were unlikely to raise their bid from an initial £2m.

Olsson would be interested in a move to the Premier League, although sources close to the player insist he won't force a switch, bur Rovers remain keen to hold on to him.

West Ham are waiting for a final answer but the Lancashire Telegraph understand owners Venky's have again been advised to reject it.

Comments (113)

6:12pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Final word says...

Accept the bid and send Marcus down ;)
Accept the bid and send Marcus down ;) Final word

6:12pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Arron1212 says...

Tell them 2 do 1
Tell them 2 do 1 Arron1212

6:13pm Wed 16 Jan 13

webbo69 says...

Why would he stop? Why would anyone stop? Any player worth his salt would go. This club is on a fast track to nowhere, whilst these jokers are running the club. Jacks turnin in his grave:(
Why would he stop? Why would anyone stop? Any player worth his salt would go. This club is on a fast track to nowhere, whilst these jokers are running the club. Jacks turnin in his grave:( webbo69

6:14pm Wed 16 Jan 13

greenscreener says...

No surprise there then, a tight groin or hamstring on Saturday, it should be up to £5m on Monday and settle on an undisclosed (£5.5m) by the end of the month.

JMO.
No surprise there then, a tight groin or hamstring on Saturday, it should be up to £5m on Monday and settle on an undisclosed (£5.5m) by the end of the month. JMO. greenscreener

6:17pm Wed 16 Jan 13

blueblooded says...

Rhodes was 8m.

Olsson for 6m is a no-brainer personally, he's not set the world alight recently performance wise - but only if he is replaced.

And that, as they say is question.
Rhodes was 8m. Olsson for 6m is a no-brainer personally, he's not set the world alight recently performance wise - but only if he is replaced. And that, as they say is question. blueblooded

6:18pm Wed 16 Jan 13

blueblooded says...

Btw Andy, which one is it?

Cool one minute, up bid the other??
Btw Andy, which one is it? Cool one minute, up bid the other?? blueblooded

6:26pm Wed 16 Jan 13

P888HOW says...

Breaking Sky News. Take the telly out of LTs office.
Breaking Sky News. Take the telly out of LTs office. P888HOW

6:27pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

webbo69 wrote:
Why would he stop? Why would anyone stop? Any player worth his salt would go. This club is on a fast track to nowhere, whilst these jokers are running the club. Jacks turnin in his grave:(
Greedy Rhodes will stop because he's at a better, more settled club that will help him develop as a player.......oh hang on, he's on about 35K a week, that's why he's gonna stay.
[quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: Why would he stop? Why would anyone stop? Any player worth his salt would go. This club is on a fast track to nowhere, whilst these jokers are running the club. Jacks turnin in his grave:([/p][/quote]Greedy Rhodes will stop because he's at a better, more settled club that will help him develop as a player.......oh hang on, he's on about 35K a week, that's why he's gonna stay. George.White.Bread

6:27pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families. Colne lads back

6:30pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Is Eckersley playing? says...

He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?.. Is Eckersley playing?

6:32pm Wed 16 Jan 13

1952 rover says...

Tell BFS to sod off.
Tell BFS to sod off. 1952 rover

6:33pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Is Eckersley playing? says...

Hapless Appleton will be on Radio Lancs at 6pm tomorrow,folks.
Hapless Appleton will be on Radio Lancs at 6pm tomorrow,folks. Is Eckersley playing?

6:40pm Wed 16 Jan 13

dangerous dave says...

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
[quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR dangerous dave

6:46pm Wed 16 Jan 13

ghost of sceptic says...

Get shut for 4 million I don't rate the guy.
Get shut for 4 million I don't rate the guy. ghost of sceptic

6:54pm Wed 16 Jan 13

jimluftas says...

dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
[quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team? jimluftas

6:55pm Wed 16 Jan 13

webbo69 says...

'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots. webbo69

7:07pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Ewood say that! says...

If we could get £5m in and use for a centre & right midfielder then id be tempted.Ollson is steady but irreplaceble?
If we could get £5m in and use for a centre & right midfielder then id be tempted.Ollson is steady but irreplaceble? Ewood say that!

7:11pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.
D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.
[quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: 'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.[/p][/quote]D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers. George.White.Bread

7:13pm Wed 16 Jan 13

reiko082 says...

I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes. reiko082

7:16pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Is Eckersley playing? says...

Ewood say that! wrote:
If we could get £5m in and use for a centre & right midfielder then id be tempted.Ollson is steady but irreplaceble?
Oooooh! That would mean two players. Two wages, two lots of strip. Can't do that,, the income streams wouldn't support it. No, we will need the cash to pay out Mr. Appleton when we sack him in July. Sorry. Besides, we have Mr Dann and Mr Murphy playing splendidly there...
[quote][p][bold]Ewood say that![/bold] wrote: If we could get £5m in and use for a centre & right midfielder then id be tempted.Ollson is steady but irreplaceble?[/p][/quote]Oooooh! That would mean two players. Two wages, two lots of strip. Can't do that,, the income streams wouldn't support it. No, we will need the cash to pay out Mr. Appleton when we sack him in July. Sorry. Besides, we have Mr Dann and Mr Murphy playing splendidly there... Is Eckersley playing?

7:20pm Wed 16 Jan 13

dangerous dave says...

jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
[quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU dangerous dave

7:20pm Wed 16 Jan 13

FCBurnley says...

Is he going to West Ham as the Diving Coach ?
Is he going to West Ham as the Diving Coach ? FCBurnley

7:25pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t.
Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers,
OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band
DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out
Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.
Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest. 8 Ball Deluxe

7:29pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Is Eckersley playing? says...

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t.
Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers,
OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band
DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out
Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.
Nice one, 8 Ball!
[quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.[/p][/quote]Nice one, 8 Ball! Is Eckersley playing?

7:31pm Wed 16 Jan 13

baldie says...

FCBurnley wrote:
Is he going to West Ham as the Diving Coach ?
Yes,he fancied a move to Southampton,but they've already got one.
[quote][p][bold]FCBurnley[/bold] wrote: Is he going to West Ham as the Diving Coach ?[/p][/quote]Yes,he fancied a move to Southampton,but they've already got one. baldie

7:33pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t.
Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers,
OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band
DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out
Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.
Back on the glue I see ?
[quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.[/p][/quote]Back on the glue I see ? George.White.Bread

7:36pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Bazzer says...

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.
Nice one, 8 Ball!
Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....
[quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.[/p][/quote]Nice one, 8 Ball![/p][/quote]Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went..... Bazzer

7:41pm Wed 16 Jan 13

French Rover says...

reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.
we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.
[quote][p][bold]reiko082[/bold] wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.[/p][/quote]we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list. French Rover

7:44pm Wed 16 Jan 13

jimluftas says...

dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
What a c0ck. Everybody out, that will solve everything. Dangerous only to yourself no doubt.
[quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]What a c0ck. Everybody out, that will solve everything. Dangerous only to yourself no doubt. jimluftas

7:44pm Wed 16 Jan 13

bornindarwenliveinnottm says...

Pre Venky's players (and manager) to have left since Venky's took over:

Big Sam

Bunn
Salgado
Emerton
Samba
Nelson
Phil Jones
Nzonzi
Kalinic
Hoilett
Andrews
Roberts

Add soon to be leaving Olson and Givet and that's a pretty decent set of players that have all been sold on or forced out to put more cash in their dirty pockets. Admittedly, a few fringe players in the list above but still, when you list them all it's quite upsetting - I've probably missed a few too!

I can't wait for them to be found out and have their pants pulled down because it's coming.
Pre Venky's players (and manager) to have left since Venky's took over: Big Sam Bunn Salgado Emerton Samba Nelson Phil Jones Nzonzi Kalinic Hoilett Andrews Roberts Add soon to be leaving Olson and Givet and that's a pretty decent set of players that have all been sold on or forced out to put more cash in their dirty pockets. Admittedly, a few fringe players in the list above but still, when you list them all it's quite upsetting - I've probably missed a few too! I can't wait for them to be found out and have their pants pulled down because it's coming. bornindarwenliveinnottm

7:49pm Wed 16 Jan 13

stick to football says...

At that price Venkys will be interested - and I reckon it a fair price.

Martin O is a wing back not a full back - good luck to him
At that price Venkys will be interested - and I reckon it a fair price. Martin O is a wing back not a full back - good luck to him stick to football

7:55pm Wed 16 Jan 13

kfc yummy says...

I have come to the conclusion that 8 ball is a lonely sad person .Who spends every day and night on here.Must not have any work because of all the time spent on here.
I have come to the conclusion that 8 ball is a lonely sad person .Who spends every day and night on here.Must not have any work because of all the time spent on here. kfc yummy

7:57pm Wed 16 Jan 13

LanghoDAN says...

dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think
[quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think LanghoDAN

7:57pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Bazzer wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.
Nice one, 8 Ball!
Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....
Hi Bazzer, yeah you're right anyway what about sam getting his own brand of burgers in tesco's, apparently they only use the finest hooves, 20% beef and 80% hoof burgers. Big Sams Finest range top quality Hoofing.
[quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.[/p][/quote]Nice one, 8 Ball![/p][/quote]Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....[/p][/quote]Hi Bazzer, yeah you're right anyway what about sam getting his own brand of burgers in tesco's, apparently they only use the finest hooves, 20% beef and 80% hoof burgers. Big Sams Finest range top quality Hoofing. 8 Ball Deluxe

7:58pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Bazzer says...

French Rover wrote:
reiko082 wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.
we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.
Peter Dobing and Fred Pickering were the killer sales for me.
[quote][p][bold]French Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]reiko082[/bold] wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.[/p][/quote]we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.[/p][/quote]Peter Dobing and Fred Pickering were the killer sales for me. Bazzer

8:01pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Bazzer says...

The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap. Bazzer

8:05pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

stick to football wrote:
At that price Venkys will be interested - and I reckon it a fair price.

Martin O is a wing back not a full back - good luck to him
Is that it? you'll have to do better than that dingle terd. Go and have a wash you've been bin dipping all day and its your brothers turn for the underpants
[quote][p][bold]stick to football[/bold] wrote: At that price Venkys will be interested - and I reckon it a fair price. Martin O is a wing back not a full back - good luck to him[/p][/quote]Is that it? you'll have to do better than that dingle terd. Go and have a wash you've been bin dipping all day and its your brothers turn for the underpants 8 Ball Deluxe

8:08pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
[quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend. George.White.Bread

8:09pm Wed 16 Jan 13

webbo69 says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.
D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.
Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: 'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.[/p][/quote]D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.[/p][/quote]Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead. webbo69

8:12pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

webbo69 wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.
D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.
Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.
Nice one
[quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: 'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.[/p][/quote]D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.[/p][/quote]Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.[/p][/quote]Nice one 8 Ball Deluxe

8:12pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Is Eckersley playing? says...

Eeeee, but do you remember Fred coming back to help us out and stave off relegation? Didn't work, of course, about '72 time. He set off down t 'Riverside wing in first five minutes and lashed a pile driver against t' bar at Blackburn End. Unfortunately, fags had done for Fred, and he was anonymous after that, and he couldn't put another run together. We ended up in t' third division that season. Sad, relegation, isn't it?.
Eeeee, but do you remember Fred coming back to help us out and stave off relegation? Didn't work, of course, about '72 time. He set off down t 'Riverside wing in first five minutes and lashed a pile driver against t' bar at Blackburn End. Unfortunately, fags had done for Fred, and he was anonymous after that, and he couldn't put another run together. We ended up in t' third division that season. Sad, relegation, isn't it?. Is Eckersley playing?

8:13pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

webbo69 wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.
D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.
Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.
This is Comedy Central and that was worth a try I suppose
[quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]webbo69[/bold] wrote: 'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.[/p][/quote]D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.[/p][/quote]Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.[/p][/quote]This is Comedy Central and that was worth a try I suppose Colne lads back

8:19pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS
Name three footie teams that contain swear words? ARSEnal SCUNThorpe BXXXXXD WROVERS Colne lads back

8:19pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
I'm gonna have to stop going on the dingle threads and poking them, every time I do that I get followed back here by a load of diseased shemales
Colnelad
Georgewhitebread
blackburn like horses
Chrispbacon
All shemales like the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, just waiting for the op.
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]I'm gonna have to stop going on the dingle threads and poking them, every time I do that I get followed back here by a load of diseased shemales Colnelad Georgewhitebread blackburn like horses Chrispbacon All shemales like the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, just waiting for the op. 8 Ball Deluxe

8:29pm Wed 16 Jan 13

kazluvsrovers says...

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all. kazluvsrovers

8:33pm Wed 16 Jan 13

stevo42 says...

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
donkey burgers are the dish where u come from you numpty
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]donkey burgers are the dish where u come from you numpty stevo42

8:36pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

kazluvsrovers wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.
Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick.

Comedy Central
[quote][p][bold]kazluvsrovers[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.[/p][/quote]Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick. Comedy Central Colne lads back

8:41pm Wed 16 Jan 13

baldie says...

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS
Bumley
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: Name three footie teams that contain swear words? ARSEnal SCUNThorpe BXXXXXD WROVERS[/p][/quote]Bumley baldie

8:41pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Colne lads back wrote:
kazluvsrovers wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.
Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick.

Comedy Central
I see you and your dingle mates have been washing your underpants in that river again. The todmorden residents are not pleased.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]kazluvsrovers[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.[/p][/quote]Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick. Comedy Central[/p][/quote]I see you and your dingle mates have been washing your underpants in that river again. The todmorden residents are not pleased. 8 Ball Deluxe

8:43pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

kazluvsrovers wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.
So you actually went to LIDL bless I was only joking HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the Comedy Central pages luv soz if didn't realise ;-))))
[quote][p][bold]kazluvsrovers[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.[/p][/quote]So you actually went to LIDL bless I was only joking HAHAHAHAHAHA This is the Comedy Central pages luv soz if didn't realise ;-)))) Colne lads back

8:44pm Wed 16 Jan 13

passingfootball says...

£4m, sell him, he's too error prone and pace is no use to him, since his awful first-touch and running with the ball, even his defensive side leaves a lot to be desired since those late goals conceded were on his side where he was unable to react.
£4m, sell him, he's too error prone and pace is no use to him, since his awful first-touch and running with the ball, even his defensive side leaves a lot to be desired since those late goals conceded were on his side where he was unable to react. passingfootball

8:46pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

baldie wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS
Bumley
That's a good 1
[quote][p][bold]baldie[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: Name three footie teams that contain swear words? ARSEnal SCUNThorpe BXXXXXD WROVERS[/p][/quote]Bumley[/p][/quote]That's a good 1 Colne lads back

8:49pm Wed 16 Jan 13

kazluvsrovers says...

Colne lads back wrote:
kazluvsrovers wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.
Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick.

Comedy Central
Ha Ha!! I obviously wear the same shade of lipstick as yer mum and yer
sister, Dingle dogs....
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]kazluvsrovers[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.[/p][/quote]Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick. Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Ha Ha!! I obviously wear the same shade of lipstick as yer mum and yer sister, Dingle dogs.... kazluvsrovers

8:52pm Wed 16 Jan 13

leitchy says...

Keep him....top player and one of a very few decent players left at our club!

But Venks r here for money so we will prob sell when the figure is high enough!! And replace with a league 1 player ! !

Mention Ambition ??? They have never heard of the word !!
MONEY suddenly there all ears !!!
Keep him....top player and one of a very few decent players left at our club! But Venks r here for money so we will prob sell when the figure is high enough!! And replace with a league 1 player ! ! Mention Ambition ??? They have never heard of the word !! MONEY suddenly there all ears !!! leitchy

8:56pm Wed 16 Jan 13

blueblooded says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
I don't know where you get shoeless tramp from, statistical evidence is there for all to see, Turdley is just one large giro cashing council estate with the largest unemployment rate in Lancashire.

And if I'm right, don't you also have a much larger Tesco feeding your no neigh nevers?
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]I don't know where you get shoeless tramp from, statistical evidence is there for all to see, Turdley is just one large giro cashing council estate with the largest unemployment rate in Lancashire. And if I'm right, don't you also have a much larger Tesco feeding your no neigh nevers? blueblooded

8:58pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

A man and his pet horse walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my horse." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the horse falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a horse."

Comedy Central
A man and his pet horse walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my horse." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the horse falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a horse." Comedy Central Colne lads back

9:03pm Wed 16 Jan 13

silverstan says...

blueblooded wrote:
Btw Andy, which one is it?

Cool one minute, up bid the other??
Typical Cryer, not a plucking clue !!!!!
[quote][p][bold]blueblooded[/bold] wrote: Btw Andy, which one is it? Cool one minute, up bid the other??[/p][/quote]Typical Cryer, not a plucking clue !!!!! silverstan

9:07pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters! Navy-Rover

9:07pm Wed 16 Jan 13

eddyo says...

leitchy wrote:
Keep him....top player and one of a very few decent players left at our club!

But Venks r here for money so we will prob sell when the figure is high enough!! And replace with a league 1 player ! !

Mention Ambition ??? They have never heard of the word !!
MONEY suddenly there all ears !!!
Olsson, a top player? - you must be a troll, blind or stupid fella. When an opposition winger can cross at will, high balls to his post go unchallenged, and he can't see a pass game after game after game, you think he is decent?
*
He has no heart, no positional sense, no strength, can't tackle and only moderate pace - class! Another likkle boy lost in the Hoilett mould.
*
£4 million for that donkey. Is Sam on commission? Get rid.
[quote][p][bold]leitchy[/bold] wrote: Keep him....top player and one of a very few decent players left at our club! But Venks r here for money so we will prob sell when the figure is high enough!! And replace with a league 1 player ! ! Mention Ambition ??? They have never heard of the word !! MONEY suddenly there all ears !!![/p][/quote]Olsson, a top player? - you must be a troll, blind or stupid fella. When an opposition winger can cross at will, high balls to his post go unchallenged, and he can't see a pass game after game after game, you think he is decent? * He has no heart, no positional sense, no strength, can't tackle and only moderate pace - class! Another likkle boy lost in the Hoilett mould. * £4 million for that donkey. Is Sam on commission? Get rid. eddyo

9:09pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

kazluvsrovers wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.
Well you'll just have to resort to plan B then.....getting your fix of "Dobbin love" from the fields instead, I know they must put up more of a fight than frozen horse burgers but at least you won't get frost bite on the end of yer tip.
[quote][p][bold]kazluvsrovers[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.[/p][/quote]Well you'll just have to resort to plan B then.....getting your fix of "Dobbin love" from the fields instead, I know they must put up more of a fight than frozen horse burgers but at least you won't get frost bite on the end of yer tip. George.White.Bread

9:18pm Wed 16 Jan 13

bluenick says...

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS
You missed one! Burnley BXXXXXDS!
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: Name three footie teams that contain swear words? ARSEnal SCUNThorpe BXXXXXD WROVERS[/p][/quote]You missed one! Burnley BXXXXXDS! bluenick

9:19pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a
s well as horses obviously!
[quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters![/p][/quote]Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit. Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a s well as horses obviously! George.White.Bread

9:23pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers. Colne lads back

9:24pm Wed 16 Jan 13

submin01 says...

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
I think you comment is spot on. Who will be the winner, not Rovers fans for sure.
[quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]I think you comment is spot on. Who will be the winner, not Rovers fans for sure. submin01

9:31pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground. We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for. See you next series! Zachariah Dingle Director of Programming Channel Four Television Navy-Rover

9:36pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a

s well as horses obviously!
Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters![/p][/quote]Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit. Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a s well as horses obviously![/p][/quote]Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with? Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-( Navy-Rover

9:36pm Wed 16 Jan 13

cactus rover says...

I,m remembering my history a couple of weeks later we played at Leicester who were top of the league Fred scored a great goal and we got away with a draw. Thanks for the reminder
I,m remembering my history a couple of weeks later we played at Leicester who were top of the league Fred scored a great goal and we got away with a draw. Thanks for the reminder cactus rover

9:38pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Will P says...

Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.
This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses.

Sort it out.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.[/p][/quote]This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses. Sort it out. Will P

9:41pm Wed 16 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television
They've got their own TV show on national geo, The Hutterites a dingle colony that moved to Manhattan. Banjo pluckin toothless munters with beards and thats just the ladies
[quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground. We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for. See you next series! Zachariah Dingle Director of Programming Channel Four Television[/p][/quote]They've got their own TV show on national geo, The Hutterites a dingle colony that moved to Manhattan. Banjo pluckin toothless munters with beards and thats just the ladies 8 Ball Deluxe

9:43pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central Colne lads back

9:43pm Wed 16 Jan 13

baldie says...

Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television
Did you see the programme the other night, where the Dingle mother and "stepdad" were spying on their "daughter" on holiday?
Oh,the class was obvious.
The tubby friend had her top off before she could say "maaaaaaaans a paaaaaaant"
[quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground. We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for. See you next series! Zachariah Dingle Director of Programming Channel Four Television[/p][/quote]Did you see the programme the other night, where the Dingle mother and "stepdad" were spying on their "daughter" on holiday? Oh,the class was obvious. The tubby friend had her top off before she could say "maaaaaaaans a paaaaaaant" baldie

9:44pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television
They've got their own TV show on national geo, The Hutterites a dingle colony that moved to Manhattan. Banjo pluckin toothless munters with beards and thats just the ladies
HaHa! Like it!
[quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground. We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for. See you next series! Zachariah Dingle Director of Programming Channel Four Television[/p][/quote]They've got their own TV show on national geo, The Hutterites a dingle colony that moved to Manhattan. Banjo pluckin toothless munters with beards and thats just the ladies[/p][/quote]HaHa! Like it! Navy-Rover

9:47pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

baldie wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television
Did you see the programme the other night, where the Dingle mother and "stepdad" were spying on their "daughter" on holiday?
Oh,the class was obvious.
The tubby friend had her top off before she could say "maaaaaaaans a paaaaaaant"
Didn't see it but might have to look on the iPlayer for that. Lol
[quote][p][bold]baldie[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground. We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for. See you next series! Zachariah Dingle Director of Programming Channel Four Television[/p][/quote]Did you see the programme the other night, where the Dingle mother and "stepdad" were spying on their "daughter" on holiday? Oh,the class was obvious. The tubby friend had her top off before she could say "maaaaaaaans a paaaaaaant"[/p][/quote]Didn't see it but might have to look on the iPlayer for that. Lol Navy-Rover

9:48pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

Will P wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.
This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses.

Sort it out.
Banter,jokers call it what you want.

This is Comedy Central

Sorted
[quote][p][bold]Will P[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.[/p][/quote]This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses. Sort it out.[/p][/quote]Banter,jokers call it what you want. This is Comedy Central Sorted Colne lads back

9:55pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a


s well as horses obviously!
Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(
Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.
[quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters![/p][/quote]Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit. Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a s well as horses obviously![/p][/quote]Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with? Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-([/p][/quote]Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away. Navy-Rover

10:09pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Lancs - pensioner says...

jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
Sorry Jimt
There are thousands like him who are just bored with being fed Bullsh!t by the owners, I have not been for a couple of weeks now after supporting BRFC for forty years and you know what I don't miss all the cr@p that's going on at Ewood.
There is actually life after football and I don't mean shopping either! Should Venkys leave it will take years for the ordinary fan to return, good luck though if you want to keep going its a personal choice.
[quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]Sorry Jimt There are thousands like him who are just bored with being fed Bullsh!t by the owners, I have not been for a couple of weeks now after supporting BRFC for forty years and you know what I don't miss all the cr@p that's going on at Ewood. There is actually life after football and I don't mean shopping either! Should Venkys leave it will take years for the ordinary fan to return, good luck though if you want to keep going its a personal choice. Lancs - pensioner

10:15pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Will P says...

dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
To be fair, I think every person who reads the comments gets the message with the whole "OUT WITH WORLD" thing. At least your hearts in the right place though, I just think abuse at the Venky's when they come is playing straight into the medias' hands.

Venky's are woeful football people but we have no control. We may be losing £2m per month but they also have their main business which is giving them a profit which dwarfs that.

And yes, I know what's happened over the past 2 years, but you have to be tactical.
[quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]To be fair, I think every person who reads the comments gets the message with the whole "OUT WITH WORLD" thing. At least your hearts in the right place though, I just think abuse at the Venky's when they come is playing straight into the medias' hands. Venky's are woeful football people but we have no control. We may be losing £2m per month but they also have their main business which is giving them a profit which dwarfs that. And yes, I know what's happened over the past 2 years, but you have to be tactical. Will P

10:15pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up. merlinrabbit

10:17pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
Will P wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.
This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses.

Sort it out.
Banter,jokers call it what you want.

This is Comedy Central

Sorted
COLNE LAD isnt a Burnley fan. He's called Brian. A real loner and a loser hence him being on here.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Will P[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.[/p][/quote]This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses. Sort it out.[/p][/quote]Banter,jokers call it what you want. This is Comedy Central Sorted[/p][/quote]COLNE LAD isnt a Burnley fan. He's called Brian. A real loner and a loser hence him being on here. merlinrabbit

10:19pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are. merlinrabbit

10:22pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Comedy Central
[quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.[/p][/quote]Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares! Comedy Central Colne lads back

10:23pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS
Name COLNE LAD'S real name. Brian Lowes originating from Blackburn. A right billy no mates he was too
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: Name three footie teams that contain swear words? ARSEnal SCUNThorpe BXXXXXD WROVERS[/p][/quote]Name COLNE LAD'S real name. Brian Lowes originating from Blackburn. A right billy no mates he was too merlinrabbit

10:24pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.
You always did enjoy talking to yourself Brian. I remember you at primary school when you lived in Blackburn.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.[/p][/quote]You always did enjoy talking to yourself Brian. I remember you at primary school when you lived in Blackburn. merlinrabbit

10:27pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Comedy Central
It's no good being evasive. I know you. You are not a Burnley fan. You were a loner when I knew you and you could never say your 'r's then. "Weddy, Steady, Go" you used to say in the school playground.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.[/p][/quote]Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares! Comedy Central[/p][/quote]It's no good being evasive. I know you. You are not a Burnley fan. You were a loner when I knew you and you could never say your 'r's then. "Weddy, Steady, Go" you used to say in the school playground. merlinrabbit

10:27pm Wed 16 Jan 13

Colne lads back says...

merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
[quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker. Colne lads back

10:31pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
It's no good trying to hide who you really are. One of your so called mates has confirmed your identity to me and as most of us suspected due to your persistent involvement in anything rovers, you are not a Burnley fan. Funny how easy it is to find out who people on here are. It's easy to recognise a football fan even those who give grief to the opposition. You arent one. You were born and raised in Blackburn and desperately seeking a 'friend'.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker.[/p][/quote]It's no good trying to hide who you really are. One of your so called mates has confirmed your identity to me and as most of us suspected due to your persistent involvement in anything rovers, you are not a Burnley fan. Funny how easy it is to find out who people on here are. It's easy to recognise a football fan even those who give grief to the opposition. You arent one. You were born and raised in Blackburn and desperately seeking a 'friend'. merlinrabbit

10:31pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
No it's Mike Hunt
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker.[/p][/quote]No it's Mike Hunt George.White.Bread

10:32pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

Queues were building today at Tesco Burnley. The townsfolk had heard that if they bought a pack of 4 burgers, they got a nose-bag for life.
Queues were building today at Tesco Burnley. The townsfolk had heard that if they bought a pack of 4 burgers, they got a nose-bag for life. merlinrabbit

10:34pm Wed 16 Jan 13

merlinrabbit says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
No it's Mike Hunt
You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker.[/p][/quote]No it's Mike Hunt[/p][/quote]You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers. merlinrabbit

10:42pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

Navy-Rover wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a



s well as horses obviously!
Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(
Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.
Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe?

But how lucky you are that your job
would also appear to be your hobby!
And thank you for your interest in my
fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.
[quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters![/p][/quote]Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit. Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a s well as horses obviously![/p][/quote]Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with? Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-([/p][/quote]Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.[/p][/quote]Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe? But how lucky you are that your job would also appear to be your hobby! And thank you for your interest in my fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes. George.White.Bread

10:46pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

merlinrabbit wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
No it's Mike Hunt
You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.
Well we've just got your word for it, it could be a desperate attempt at defamation of character for all we know?

P.S You're still a Mike Hunt ;)
[quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker.[/p][/quote]No it's Mike Hunt[/p][/quote]You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.[/p][/quote]Well we've just got your word for it, it could be a desperate attempt at defamation of character for all we know? P.S You're still a Mike Hunt ;) George.White.Bread

10:49pm Wed 16 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
No it's Mike Hunt
You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.
Well we've just got your word for it, it could be a desperate attempt at defamation of character for all we know?

P.S You're still a Mike Hunt ;)
Does it not worry you that it could work both ways, if you know and have unmasked him, he could surely do likewise ?
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker.[/p][/quote]No it's Mike Hunt[/p][/quote]You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.[/p][/quote]Well we've just got your word for it, it could be a desperate attempt at defamation of character for all we know? P.S You're still a Mike Hunt ;)[/p][/quote]Does it not worry you that it could work both ways, if you know and have unmasked him, he could surely do likewise ? George.White.Bread

11:14pm Wed 16 Jan 13

flowersorseaman? says...

LanghoDAN wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think
LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!
[quote][p][bold]LanghoDAN[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think[/p][/quote]LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you. Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans! flowersorseaman?

11:36pm Wed 16 Jan 13

peely says...

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
Eeeee, but do you remember Fred coming back to help us out and stave off relegation? Didn't work, of course, about '72 time. He set off down t 'Riverside wing in first five minutes and lashed a pile driver against t' bar at Blackburn End. Unfortunately, fags had done for Fred, and he was anonymous after that, and he couldn't put another run together. We ended up in t' third division that season. Sad, relegation, isn't it?.
Still living in Blackburn and occasionally seen out and about shopping , although maybe not in the best of health ! Fred could have been a world beater , fantastic centre forward !
[quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: Eeeee, but do you remember Fred coming back to help us out and stave off relegation? Didn't work, of course, about '72 time. He set off down t 'Riverside wing in first five minutes and lashed a pile driver against t' bar at Blackburn End. Unfortunately, fags had done for Fred, and he was anonymous after that, and he couldn't put another run together. We ended up in t' third division that season. Sad, relegation, isn't it?.[/p][/quote]Still living in Blackburn and occasionally seen out and about shopping , although maybe not in the best of health ! Fred could have been a world beater , fantastic centre forward ! peely

12:01am Thu 17 Jan 13

Major Tom says...

Rats and sinking ships?? lol
Rats and sinking ships?? lol Major Tom

12:30am Thu 17 Jan 13

upholland rover says...

Can't defend. Has cost rovers countless goals in the last two years. at that price sell him. Could easily be replaced with a good defender for less than half that fee and use remainder for an energetic midfieder
Can't defend. Has cost rovers countless goals in the last two years. at that price sell him. Could easily be replaced with a good defender for less than half that fee and use remainder for an energetic midfieder upholland rover

12:31am Thu 17 Jan 13

upholland rover says...

Can't defend. Has cost rovers countless goals in the last two years. at that price sell him. Could easily be replaced with a good defender for less than half that fee and use remainder for an energetic midfieder
Can't defend. Has cost rovers countless goals in the last two years. at that price sell him. Could easily be replaced with a good defender for less than half that fee and use remainder for an energetic midfieder upholland rover

12:39am Thu 17 Jan 13

earwego says...

Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."

"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."

"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't **** yoghurt."
Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket." "I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt." "It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't **** yoghurt." earwego

12:48am Thu 17 Jan 13

earwego says...

My girlfriend gave birth to twins this morning so I called my mum to tell her the news.

"What are they like?" she asked with excitement.

I said, "They've got the same nose and the same mouth."

"That's so cute," she replied.

"No it's not," I said, "They're Siamese."
My girlfriend gave birth to twins this morning so I called my mum to tell her the news. "What are they like?" she asked with excitement. I said, "They've got the same nose and the same mouth." "That's so cute," she replied. "No it's not," I said, "They're Siamese." earwego

12:56am Thu 17 Jan 13

earwego says...

My fat ugly wife sweated that much during sex last night..

Her paper bag looked like the Turin Shroud.
My fat ugly wife sweated that much during sex last night.. Her paper bag looked like the Turin Shroud. earwego

2:09am Thu 17 Jan 13

maltese blue n white says...

French Rover wrote:
reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.
we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.
OK French.... point taken.. BUT... We always seemed to have up and coming replacements, or managers that could buy players on a shoestring budget.. Since the Venky's took over the quality players we had have been sold one by one.... the replacements have been inadequate, and the profits have gone to India!
I read this column daily and my judgement is that you are a "glass half full kind of guy" But I can't see how we even going to stay up with the Venky's.... let alone manage promotion... I am now certain that even if the club was bought with "good intent" things have now got to the point where the "chicken wranglers" will just sell all assets and walk away"... your thoughts???
[quote][p][bold]French Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]reiko082[/bold] wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.[/p][/quote]we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.[/p][/quote]OK French.... point taken.. BUT... We always seemed to have up and coming replacements, or managers that could buy players on a shoestring budget.. Since the Venky's took over the quality players we had have been sold one by one.... the replacements have been inadequate, and the profits have gone to India! I read this column daily and my judgement is that you are a "glass half full kind of guy" But I can't see how we even going to stay up with the Venky's.... let alone manage promotion... I am now certain that even if the club was bought with "good intent" things have now got to the point where the "chicken wranglers" will just sell all assets and walk away"... your thoughts??? maltese blue n white

2:17am Thu 17 Jan 13

maltese blue n white says...

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.
Nice one, 8 Ball!
Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....
Hi Bazzer, yeah you're right anyway what about sam getting his own brand of burgers in tesco's, apparently they only use the finest hooves, 20% beef and 80% hoof burgers. Big Sams Finest range top quality Hoofing.
That "hoofing" had us in the prem.... not pretty..... but prem league all the same... where are we going next????
[quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.[/p][/quote]Nice one, 8 Ball![/p][/quote]Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....[/p][/quote]Hi Bazzer, yeah you're right anyway what about sam getting his own brand of burgers in tesco's, apparently they only use the finest hooves, 20% beef and 80% hoof burgers. Big Sams Finest range top quality Hoofing.[/p][/quote]That "hoofing" had us in the prem.... not pretty..... but prem league all the same... where are we going next???? maltese blue n white

2:34am Thu 17 Jan 13

maltese blue n white says...

Colne lads back wrote:
merlinrabbit wrote:
Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central
Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.
Is this Wayne ker.
Can believe that..... everyone Iever met from Burnley was a Waynker....
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]merlinrabbit[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!" Comedy Central[/p][/quote]Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.[/p][/quote]Is this Wayne ker.[/p][/quote]Can believe that..... everyone Iever met from Burnley was a Waynker.... maltese blue n white

6:13am Thu 17 Jan 13

LanghoDAN says...

flowersorseaman? wrote:
LanghoDAN wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think
LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!
I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??
[quote][p][bold]flowersorseaman?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]LanghoDAN[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think[/p][/quote]LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you. Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans![/p][/quote]I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ?? LanghoDAN

7:06am Thu 17 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

LanghoDAN wrote:
flowersorseaman? wrote:
LanghoDAN wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think
LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!
I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??
I think he's suggesting that you're thicker than whale sh1t.
[quote][p][bold]LanghoDAN[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]flowersorseaman?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]LanghoDAN[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think[/p][/quote]LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you. Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans![/p][/quote]I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??[/p][/quote]I think he's suggesting that you're thicker than whale sh1t. George.White.Bread

7:09am Thu 17 Jan 13

Dan11 says...

A mediocre player, but rest assured the Venkys will ensure he is either not replaced or the replacement is of poorer quality. That has been the pattern thus far with almost all of the player sales, or should I say the firesale.
A mediocre player, but rest assured the Venkys will ensure he is either not replaced or the replacement is of poorer quality. That has been the pattern thus far with almost all of the player sales, or should I say the firesale. Dan11

7:25am Thu 17 Jan 13

greenscreener says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
LanghoDAN wrote:
flowersorseaman? wrote:
LanghoDAN wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
jimluftas wrote:
dangerous dave wrote:
Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..
Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR
Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?
You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU
Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think
LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!
I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??
I think he's suggesting that you're thicker than whale sh1t.
Has Proud Burnley Lad changed his account name again ? 'whale sh1t' seems like an odd choice.
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]LanghoDAN[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]flowersorseaman?[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]LanghoDAN[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jimluftas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]dangerous dave[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Is Eckersley playing?[/bold] wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..[/p][/quote]Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR[/p][/quote]Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?[/p][/quote]You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU[/p][/quote]Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think[/p][/quote]LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you. Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans![/p][/quote]I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??[/p][/quote]I think he's suggesting that you're thicker than whale sh1t.[/p][/quote]Has Proud Burnley Lad changed his account name again ? 'whale sh1t' seems like an odd choice. greenscreener

9:07am Thu 17 Jan 13

lusorover says...

French Rover wrote:
reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.
we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.
It will always be thus.

You don't have to be Alan Sugar to work out that income from attendances at Ewood go nowhere near covering wages and operating costs.

As long as we don't get enough fans through the turnstiles, and there are many reasons why that is unlikely to happen, we will have to cash in on our better players just to keep afloat.

There is no point moaning about it every time there is a headline about a player leaving - unless you are one of the obsessive complainers who haunt this site of course. At least you give the rest of us a laugh I suppose.
[quote][p][bold]French Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]reiko082[/bold] wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.[/p][/quote]we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.[/p][/quote]It will always be thus. You don't have to be Alan Sugar to work out that income from attendances at Ewood go nowhere near covering wages and operating costs. As long as we don't get enough fans through the turnstiles, and there are many reasons why that is unlikely to happen, we will have to cash in on our better players just to keep afloat. There is no point moaning about it every time there is a headline about a player leaving - unless you are one of the obsessive complainers who haunt this site of course. At least you give the rest of us a laugh I suppose. lusorover

11:31am Thu 17 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a




s well as horses obviously!
Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(
Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.
Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe?

But how lucky you are that your job
would also appear to be your hobby!
And thank you for your interest in my
fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.
Oh dear, your dizzying intellect is shining through here isn't it! Sailors associated with homosexuality? OMG! Nobody has said ever said that before! so I'm guessing that your obvious expert knowledge in this matter can only be put down to the fact that you have experienced this for yourself. Its OK though, feel free to come out of the closet, this is the 21st Century after all and I am certain that you will be accepted in society....well.... I'm not too sure about Burnley's society, after all they are a bit backward over there. Still, be proud George, don't hide! We won't think any less of you... mainly because our opinion of you can't really get any lower, but there you go, c'est la vie!
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters![/p][/quote]Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit. Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a s well as horses obviously![/p][/quote]Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with? Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-([/p][/quote]Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.[/p][/quote]Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe? But how lucky you are that your job would also appear to be your hobby! And thank you for your interest in my fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.[/p][/quote]Oh dear, your dizzying intellect is shining through here isn't it! Sailors associated with homosexuality? OMG! Nobody has said ever said that before! so I'm guessing that your obvious expert knowledge in this matter can only be put down to the fact that you have experienced this for yourself. Its OK though, feel free to come out of the closet, this is the 21st Century after all and I am certain that you will be accepted in society....well.... I'm not too sure about Burnley's society, after all they are a bit backward over there. Still, be proud George, don't hide! We won't think any less of you... mainly because our opinion of you can't really get any lower, but there you go, c'est la vie! Navy-Rover

1:37pm Thu 17 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Navy-Rover wrote:
George.White.Bread wrote:
Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.
I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.
Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!
Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a





s well as horses obviously!
Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(
Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.
Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe?

But how lucky you are that your job
would also appear to be your hobby!
And thank you for your interest in my
fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.
Oh dear, your dizzying intellect is shining through here isn't it! Sailors associated with homosexuality? OMG! Nobody has said ever said that before! so I'm guessing that your obvious expert knowledge in this matter can only be put down to the fact that you have experienced this for yourself. Its OK though, feel free to come out of the closet, this is the 21st Century after all and I am certain that you will be accepted in society....well.... I'm not too sure about Burnley's society, after all they are a bit backward over there. Still, be proud George, don't hide! We won't think any less of you... mainly because our opinion of you can't really get any lower, but there you go, c'est la vie!
Very very poor come back capitain pugwash very poor indeed, but bless you for trying it was a good effort considering your subhuman intelligence. Good luck with your 70's bender band, village people boy !!!
[quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Navy-Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Bazzer[/bold] wrote: The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.[/p][/quote]I think you'll find that we have been! You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.[/p][/quote]Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK! Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters![/p][/quote]Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit. Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a s well as horses obviously![/p][/quote]Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with? Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-([/p][/quote]Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.[/p][/quote]Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe? But how lucky you are that your job would also appear to be your hobby! And thank you for your interest in my fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.[/p][/quote]Oh dear, your dizzying intellect is shining through here isn't it! Sailors associated with homosexuality? OMG! Nobody has said ever said that before! so I'm guessing that your obvious expert knowledge in this matter can only be put down to the fact that you have experienced this for yourself. Its OK though, feel free to come out of the closet, this is the 21st Century after all and I am certain that you will be accepted in society....well.... I'm not too sure about Burnley's society, after all they are a bit backward over there. Still, be proud George, don't hide! We won't think any less of you... mainly because our opinion of you can't really get any lower, but there you go, c'est la vie![/p][/quote]Very very poor come back capitain pugwash very poor indeed, but bless you for trying it was a good effort considering your subhuman intelligence. Good luck with your 70's bender band, village people boy !!! George.White.Bread

4:44pm Thu 17 Jan 13

stony bloke says...

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.
I tried a horse burger once but I got a bit between my teeth.
[quote][p][bold]Colne lads back[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.[/p][/quote]I tried a horse burger once but I got a bit between my teeth. stony bloke

7:38pm Thu 17 Jan 13

Navy-Rover says...

Hmmm..... My response was poor eh? Care to read your last comment through again? I could say "I rest my case" and end it there, but I'm finding it far too amusing seeing you make an absolute fool of yourself with your posts! A 10yr old with half a brain cell could come up with more original and witty responses than you have managed to scrape the bottom of the barrel with here... Unless you actually are a 10yr old with half a brain cell, in which case I suggest you get back to your homework and come back when you've managed to get a decent education. I doubt you'll get one though, bearing in mind the awful reputation that burnley's schools have!
Hmmm..... My response was poor eh? Care to read your last comment through again? I could say "I rest my case" and end it there, but I'm finding it far too amusing seeing you make an absolute fool of yourself with your posts! A 10yr old with half a brain cell could come up with more original and witty responses than you have managed to scrape the bottom of the barrel with here... Unless you actually are a 10yr old with half a brain cell, in which case I suggest you get back to your homework and come back when you've managed to get a decent education. I doubt you'll get one though, bearing in mind the awful reputation that burnley's schools have! Navy-Rover

5:42pm Fri 18 Jan 13

reiko082 says...

lusorover wrote:
French Rover wrote:
reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.
we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.
It will always be thus.

You don't have to be Alan Sugar to work out that income from attendances at Ewood go nowhere near covering wages and operating costs.

As long as we don't get enough fans through the turnstiles, and there are many reasons why that is unlikely to happen, we will have to cash in on our better players just to keep afloat.

There is no point moaning about it every time there is a headline about a player leaving - unless you are one of the obsessive complainers who haunt this site of course. At least you give the rest of us a laugh I suppose.
Clearly, my condescending friend, you have missed the point.

The sale of Olsson will mean the club has PROFITED (taking into account sales and purchases) by 44 million pounds and perhaps more since the 09/10 season. Bearing in mind their only substantial investment, Rhodes, will all-too-knowingly be easily sold off once promotion has likely been failed.

In that same time period...
Blackpool profited 3.5 million
Wigan have profited 18 million
Bolton have SPENT 6.5 million
Wolves SPENT 8 million
cash strapped Villa SPENT 24 million
West Brom SPENT 8 million
Norwich SPENT 16 million
Swansea SPENT 2 million

Do you spot a slight irregularity here? Now I know you've watched The Apprentice and learned the term "operating cost" but quite clearly the situation at Blackburn is alarming - at least to us folks that aren't blessed by such business insight from a reality tv show.

Oh well, at least you're laughing. Not sure about the rest though.
[quote][p][bold]lusorover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]French Rover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]reiko082[/bold] wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.[/p][/quote]we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.[/p][/quote]It will always be thus. You don't have to be Alan Sugar to work out that income from attendances at Ewood go nowhere near covering wages and operating costs. As long as we don't get enough fans through the turnstiles, and there are many reasons why that is unlikely to happen, we will have to cash in on our better players just to keep afloat. There is no point moaning about it every time there is a headline about a player leaving - unless you are one of the obsessive complainers who haunt this site of course. At least you give the rest of us a laugh I suppose.[/p][/quote]Clearly, my condescending friend, you have missed the point. The sale of Olsson will mean the club has PROFITED (taking into account sales and purchases) by 44 million pounds and perhaps more since the 09/10 season. Bearing in mind their only substantial investment, Rhodes, will all-too-knowingly be easily sold off once promotion has likely been failed. In that same time period... Blackpool profited 3.5 million Wigan have profited 18 million Bolton have SPENT 6.5 million Wolves SPENT 8 million cash strapped Villa SPENT 24 million West Brom SPENT 8 million Norwich SPENT 16 million Swansea SPENT 2 million Do you spot a slight irregularity here? Now I know you've watched The Apprentice and learned the term "operating cost" but quite clearly the situation at Blackburn is alarming - at least to us folks that aren't blessed by such business insight from a reality tv show. Oh well, at least you're laughing. Not sure about the rest though. reiko082

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