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Jack would be turning in his grave, says Blackburn Rovers stalwart Parkes
4:30pm Saturday 12th May 2012 in Blackburn Rovers Relegation
By Andy Cryer, Blackburn Rovers reporter
TONY Parkes believes Jack Walker ‘would be turning in his grave’ at Blackburn Rovers’ current plight – and fears owners Venky’s have now reached the point of no return.
The man known as ‘Mr Blackburn’ fears Rovers’ Premier League game at Chelsea tomorrow could be the club’s last game in the top flight for a long time, unless huge changes are brought in now.
‘Parkesy’ has Rovers at heart having spent 35 years at the club.
He joined the playing staff at the age of 21 and went on to make almost 400 appearances for the club.
He then went on to become a coach, assistant manager, caretaker boss – several times – and a scout and still cares passionately about ‘his club’.
He has watched Rovers’ slide over the past 18 months in despair and admits the Venky’s regime has been the polar opposite to life under ‘Uncle Jack’.
He said: “Jack Walker would be turning in his grave.
“It is like the complete opposite happening now to what happened with Jack Walker.
“Jack was in it because he loved Blackburn Rovers and loved the town, Venky’s aren’t. I have to admit I don’t know why they are in it at the moment.
“Jack built the stadium, built the training ground. He knocked down houses for car parking but gave the residents top dollar.
“You don’t know why Venky’s are here.
“There is so much unrest in the town. It seems to me as though Venky’s are out of their depth and I have to say the only way forward is for them to go, it is as simple as that.”
Rovers’ trip to Stamford Bridge is almost a non-event after a disastrous season that has already condemned them to Premier League relegation.
Venky’s have this week again stated their desire to make the wrongs right but Parkes, 63, believes the job on their hands is too big to achieve.
“Venky’s have made a mistake,” he said. “They should have bought something that they knew something about.
“Last time we went down it felt very different. We had people around the club who knew what it needed to get back up.
“There isn’t that feeling now. I don’t imagine many fans will go next season, although obviously some will, and there is just that depressing feel about the place at the moment it is so sad.”
Parkes was one of those who felt Kean should have been sacked back in December and, after Rovers’ relegation, has had no cause to change his mind.
He even believes changing the manager is the last glimmer of hope available to the Venky’s, but admits even that would be nowhere near enough on its own.
He said: “Sacking Steve Kean is their only hope, although you can’t help but feel even that would be too little too late now. It would get the fans back though.
“When Sam Allardyce was sacked, you got the feeling it was because he would not stand for the rubbish coming.
“Maybe that is why he continues to keep his job, maybe he is the only one who will.
“They need to bring an experienced manager in and let him do what he feels right.
“Without that, there is no way things can change.
“I have heard that Mrs Desai does not like anyone speaking negatively so that can be the only reason, Kean keeps saying the opposite of what is actually the case. Saying these are exciting times? How can relegation be exciting?
“The last 18 months have been terrible for the football club and, unless things change, the future will be as well.”
Comments are closed on this article.

Comments (113)
4:46pm Sat 12 May 12
philmoulden says...
KEAN OUT ,VENKYS OUT
4:48pm Sat 12 May 12
nellymatt says...
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen the truth is now out there , well done TP, a true Rovers legend we need as manager ex rovers legends as possible to come out with there views on the kean and venkys to add pressure on these conmen, cant what for the day when the ginger bald one gets sacked, hope hes never involved in football again he needs to be sectioned, and as for venkys, Bernard Matthews all day sweethearts
4:50pm Sat 12 May 12
kazz says...
4:51pm Sat 12 May 12
alfa111 says...
4:56pm Sat 12 May 12
Dukes says...
5:01pm Sat 12 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
gers sticking up for the supporters a few weeks ago....neither did I hear many calling for Kean's head.
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Unfortunately asking Mrs Venkys to sack Steve Kean is rather like the cabin boy asking the captain of the Titanic to jump ship. It aint gonna happen and I think we all deep down know the reason why.
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The question is...will Richard Scudamore demand an inquiry of Venky's/Kean/Anderso
n or should Parliament demand an investigation of Scudamore. Over to the MP's!!
5:02pm Sat 12 May 12
stick to football says...
Mrs D has a lot to answer for - I think she is the main stumbling block but I agree with TP itis probably too late for Venkys to turn the corner as far as Rovers are concerned they are soiled stock
5:04pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Sounds like he's starting to lose his already slender grip.
5:06pm Sat 12 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
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However, previous to that (in November) he did call for Kean to be sacked.
5:07pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
5:08pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
5:10pm Sat 12 May 12
French Rover says...
It is still one of our biggest Rovers disgraces (pre Venkys) the way Mark Hughes sacked him from the club when he took over. His daughter heard it on the radio and told Tony the news....
5:13pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
5:14pm Sat 12 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
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Again, Jack Walker was fully committed to Tony Parkes.
5:15pm Sat 12 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
5:19pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
5:27pm Sat 12 May 12
Keep Darwen Green says...
I'm with you on the investigation thats required but I do wish Shearer would shut his hole about the bald ginger nomark. Keanochio is poison.
5:32pm Sat 12 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
When a man of such standing within the game comes out and states that late J. Walker would be turning in his grave, for me, that is a pretty damning comment toward those that constantly bersmirch the very
5:33pm Sat 12 May 12
bigste says...
5:35pm Sat 12 May 12
Brfc24138931 says...
5:36pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
What's Shearer saying now?
Thought he made some good comments tuther day but then again, i don't have a TV because it's sh*t and try not to watch/listen to corportate ''news''... so i suppose i'm out of the loop with the latest rubbish on the box.
5:38pm Sat 12 May 12
i8dingles says...
5:41pm Sat 12 May 12
Stafford Rover says...
5:41pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
5:43pm Sat 12 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
John Lewis left the good folk of this town the museum for all their efforts in building the trade that this town become renown for. This is what the late J. Walker did for it's football club and the good folk who supported it.
What the hell is wrong with that and, that someone can come and take a wrecking ball to it with little or no regard for it ? Do these people not realize that kicking 30,000 people in the gonads is only going to create an adverse reaction ? Care they may not but, they will understand that this will not be done with attempts at positive spin alone. What we want to see and, moreover, demand that our club is put back into a stable position.
That they can be assured of. Now, they either put up or shut up because we are onto them.
Tony Parkes - smashing.
Arte et labore
5:44pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Now i'm skating on the thinest of thin ice at the best of time's regarding sanity but this fella's f*cked.
5:53pm Sat 12 May 12
Burnley59/60 says...
5:55pm Sat 12 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
Tony Parkes coming out before full facts are evident would see him crucified and, more than likely isolated from further comment on his part ?
Timing is everything, I would surmise ? The momentum is growing and I see a "positive", realistic end to that which engulfs our club. That is what we have all been shouting for as supporters - now we have some weight with the likes of Tony Parkes issuing damning comments.
I feel "positive" if that's the right phrase !! He-he :)
Just a thought.
Arte et labore
5:55pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
How refreshing.
Visit my web site: http://ewoodpark.jim
do.com/
PS
I've just had a wicked sh*t.
5:58pm Sat 12 May 12
i8dingles says...
5:58pm Sat 12 May 12
Keep Darwen Green says...
I like doing the housework naked too. Funny how everyone seems to cut their grass when I'm hoovering and cleaning the windows.
5:59pm Sat 12 May 12
i8dingles says...
6:05pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Take Andy Cryer. He works for a paper and has his responsibilities to his ''boss'' who ever that is, let's say the editor. If the editor gives him the remit to go out and investigate and dig the dirt and then dish it, he will.
Cryer also has to be diplomatic as if he is not and upsets Kean et al, they will just feed him even more rubbish or simply isolate him.
I'm not a big fan of the LT but they did some good studd: Kean must go" and "Hans off our fans".
I felt momentum was beginning to build at that point but then the LT seemed to take its foot off the pedal.
Am i wrong?
As for the rest of the pundits etc.. they're all mates, aren't they? It's a boys club, isn't it?
They will be careful what they say; they know each other, maybe are friends, have the same agents, sponsors and are probably sleeping with each other's wives.
As free agents we can say what we want.
Having said that, no excuse for defending Jean and calling the protesters an embarrassment like Gallagher did and i am astonished and what Hendry is supposed to be saying.
I've sensed a change in the media recently - but too little too late and even then, they always add the caveat "that's still no excuse for the way the fans have treated Kean".
I once watched a film called "Kean", it was supposed to be a "masterpiece", i thought it was a load of pretentious middle-class sh*te.
6:08pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Like i said, this 'old boys network' always adds the caveat that Kean is noit to blame, the fans treated him badly etc.
Makes me want to puke.
6:11pm Sat 12 May 12
RAyzersMUM says...
Quote from Lawro
I think the Venkys are making it up as they go along.
No **** sherlock about time you all woke up!!!!
6:15pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Well, believe it or not, there was a time on these message boards when people were saying things like that.
I know because (a) i told most of them to f*ck off and (b) because i used to be one of them.
Oh yes. There was a time when i wanted to give this shower of **** a chance.
Don't get me wrong, i'm not a violent person. I'm a soft lump and a love my cat...
but... i would like 5 minutes alone in a room with them. 5 minutes, that's all.
6:15pm Sat 12 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
Struggle is part and parcel of life and dealing with this is an accepted part of what makes something grow into a success but, only if their is a will and commitment and, thus far these people have shown very little by way of that, in my opinion ?
Regardless of bitter local rivalry support for the greater good of our national game should see them stand together ?
This situation, contrary to what some would like to believe, is not what BRFC supporters deserve. We all know the rules of the game and, being relegated is an aspect we all accept, but being taken down is a whole different ball game and, any supporter worth their salt is not going to stand there and watch it saying nothing.
Bring it on next season for their is much at stake for our both clubs history and that is priceless. You just don't buy that it's earned.
Arte et labore
6:22pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Fans should also be disgusted at the way fellow fans (Rovers fans) have been smeared and blamed by the corporate cliques.
This is supposed to be the people's game but the corporate media have blamed the people (Rovers fans) and turned other people (other fans) against us - this is classic divide and rule tactics.
6:42pm Sat 12 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
I supported in the most practical of terms/ways to support this odious little man until he come out with a comment that isolated me. I was that incensed enough to go down to the LET offices and, spoke with A Cryers sidekick in that I wanted them to come with down to Ewood and witness me giving my S/T back until Kean retracted the statement.
Guess what - A Cryer spoke with me and said, he has literally just retracted on the comment and, as is usual, he had been misquoted !
And that was before the Cardiff debacle. That my friend put paid to any support I had left. I watched our team that night down at Cardiff because silly me believed we had a real good chance of progressing but, after watching it and, before his 'Forfeit' comment was a puzzlement as to his selection that evening ? Only when he opened his gob with that comment did it become apparent that this guy was spitting in my face and, dismissing something very special for all supporters.
His line was that we had more important games ahead after the 'Forfeit' gaff but, hey, as we all know it made not a jot of chuffing difference in the end.
Now anyone tell me that what he did was "positive" ?
Well, he will spit in my eye no more, instead I hope we can reveal the whole of his behaviour and bring it to light for what it really is ?
Positive bullsh@t !
Arte et labore
6:50pm Sat 12 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
7:00pm Sat 12 May 12
Iiii1111 says...
7:04pm Sat 12 May 12
makaveli96 says...
According to Inspector Anil Kaparwan, who leads the group, Pehlwan fired "two or three shots" from his Beretta pistol but otherwise was captured without a struggle. If the charges against him are true, the man who is India's most notorious contract killer and one of the world's most lethal serial murderers, was soon behind bars.
7:06pm Sat 12 May 12
makaveli96 says...
7:09pm Sat 12 May 12
fondarovers says...
Cluck off Venky's
7:13pm Sat 12 May 12
whittaker0 says...
7:18pm Sat 12 May 12
makaveli96 says...
7:26pm Sat 12 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
Watch Shutter Island and come back with the comparisons at the happenings down at Ewood !
I'm off - knackered and in need of rest !!!!!!!
Made in Blackburn Destroyed in India
7:58pm Sat 12 May 12
merlinrabbit says...
9:14pm Sat 12 May 12
gpb501 says...
I understand that the biggest change at rovers is that Balaji is to stop sh@gging Steve Keans wife!
Why do you think he is unsackable????
9:20pm Sat 12 May 12
wampam says...
9:24pm Sat 12 May 12
LanghoDAN says...
Out according to reports, I don't know what he's said but it's now
Funny how nearly everyone has come on the fans
Side, got even though I knew this was happing I still feel extremely down about what's happend
Kean reckons he will go out with a bang tommorow and win someone needs to lock him
Up 😓😞😖
9:33pm Sat 12 May 12
Cluster Bomb says...
9:33pm Sat 12 May 12
Cluster Bomb says...
9:39pm Sat 12 May 12
Cha'mone MF says...
9:43pm Sat 12 May 12
Cha'mone MF says...
I bet it's like watching the Michelin man or Jabba the hut with a Hoover!
10:02pm Sat 12 May 12
Dchampy says...
Venkys & Kean - look at what you should have been.
10:10pm Sat 12 May 12
doubledizzy says...
RoadRunnerRoadRunner - I think you've hit the nail on the head.
10:37pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
10:39pm Sat 12 May 12
wampam says...
10:40pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
10:51pm Sat 12 May 12
French Rover says...
10:58pm Sat 12 May 12
French Rover says...
http://www.football-
shirts.co.uk/fans/bl
ackburn-rovers-home-
shirt-201213_15635?
Wonder whose logo will go on it?
11:11pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Also, i spend 50 quid on the new shirt last season, why are they coming out with a new shirt so soon?
11:17pm Sat 12 May 12
wampam says...
11:20pm Sat 12 May 12
kiwipom73 says...
They (the Venky,s) do not give any confidence of anything becoming fact in the future.
Who would ever want to become associated with these owners and the present set-up.
(Except someone of the character of Agent Anderson !!)
One wonders whether conman Kean learnt the art of deceit from these masters "the Venky,s" or could have been vica vera of course ?!
11:31pm Sat 12 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Hitler's a Burnley fan.
Hitler responds to Rovers 3-2 victory over B*rnley in 2009.
http://www.youtube.c
om/watch?v=zSvrVQNGa
Vs
11:34pm Sat 12 May 12
wampam says...
11:42pm Sat 12 May 12
riversidefan says...
11:50pm Sat 12 May 12
Mill62 says...
11:54pm Sat 12 May 12
riversidefan says...
2:01am Sun 13 May 12
johnnyhaynes says...
f kissing the fan's arse's.To say you will not follow your team next season is a joke,the owner's are total w*****s but if you walk away your CLUB is in danger of folding.KTF
3:38am Sun 13 May 12
Stone Island. says...
As long as people are still chucking money at them, they will stay. That's all they're interested in.
Some goon earlier on tonight, tried telling me that it's not really Walter Mittys fault, as he hasn't had the financial backing that previous managers have had! I pointed out that the C*** has spent, (and wasted) about £20M, and gave him a slap for good measure!
Fund Rovers, and you fund the VERMIN in India!
Venky's OUT! Venky's rent boy OUT! Anderson OUT! Orr OUT! Scab stewards OUT! Investigative Journalism IN! IN! IN!
6:27am Sun 13 May 12
Bangkok Rover says...
Neutral public opinion is definitely changing, we can only hope this damages the Vermin brand enough for them to sell.
6:52am Sun 13 May 12
Dan11 says...
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The Venkys need to complete a massive u-turn to make the club successful. Appoint an experience CEO and management structure to run the club, give them the power to make decisions. Appoint an experienced manager, and allow them to manage without continuous interference.
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Both of these require massive changes that wont happen with the Venkys in charge, as it is a cultural problem for them. Also they are clueless.
8:21am Sun 13 May 12
philmoulden says...
VENKYS OUT .KEAN OUT ,ANDERSON OUT
we will follow the Rovers to away games .
8:46am Sun 13 May 12
French Rover says...
9:44am Sun 13 May 12
ste.g says...
11:40am Sun 13 May 12
Cumbrian Blue says...
One of the key arts of management is sales. Not in the sense of peddling your wares but in that in order for anyone to progress or effect change they must sell their ideas. Selling is all about getting your ideas adopted or approved. End of.
You cannot sell something to somebody whether it's a product, service or idea with first of all having the ability to build rapport with your prospect/customer.
Rapport is key as its the thing that creates an understanding. The best sales people sell themselves and ideas. Ideas that demonstrate thr benefit the client can expect to enjoy/gain from being a customer.
To build rapport you must have a degree of empathy with your prospect (this does not mean being soft!) and you build rapport to make sure they get to KNOW, LIKE and TRUST you.
Many Rovers fans (and it would seem members of the management and players) gave Venkys and Kean a chance. They tried to get to know them, but they didn't want to reciprocate. This for some (eg J Williams) decided they didn't like what they saw at an early stage and couldn't trust. It took done fans a little longer to figure this out and then the majority longer still.
The upshot of it all is that Venkys (with or without Kean) will never achieve rapport with the supporters or the community in Blackburn. They had their chance to build solid relations and get 'known' properly (not cancelling forums and trips to attend games as small examples). Now instead they are faced with being hated rather than liked and are totally mistrusted. They only have themselves to blame and they have left themselves an impossible hill to climb.
11:53am Sun 13 May 12
baldie says...
11:57am Sun 13 May 12
makaveli96 says...
12:19pm Sun 13 May 12
Keep Darwen Green says...
should read Keanochio is targetted as a right bellend.
12:30pm Sun 13 May 12
whittaker0 says...
12:31pm Sun 13 May 12
Cumbrian Blue says...
One of the key arts of management is sales. Not in the sense of peddling your wares but in that in order for anyone to progress or effect change they must sell their ideas. Selling is all about getting your ideas adopted or approved. End of.
You cannot sell something to somebody whether it's a product, service or idea with first of all having the ability to build rapport with your prospect/customer.
Rapport is key as its the thing that creates an understanding. The best sales people sell themselves and ideas. Ideas that demonstrate thr benefit the client can expect to enjoy/gain from being a customer.
To build rapport you must have a degree of empathy with your prospect (this does not mean being soft!) and you build rapport to make sure they get to KNOW, LIKE and TRUST you.
Many Rovers fans (and it would seem members of the management and players) gave Venkys and Kean a chance. They tried to get to know them, but they didn't want to reciprocate. This for some (eg J Williams) decided they didn't like what they saw at an early stage and couldn't trust. It took done fans a little longer to figure this out and then the majority longer still.
The upshot of it all is that Venkys (with or without Kean) will never achieve rapport with the supporters or the community in Blackburn. They had their chance to build solid relations and get 'known' properly (not cancelling forums and trips to attend games as small examples). Now instead they are faced with being hated rather than liked and are totally mistrusted. They only have themselves to blame and they have left themselves an impossible hill to climb.
12:50pm Sun 13 May 12
Road Runner Road Runner says...
We are not as stupid as they look !
Arte et labore
1:12pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Have you noticed, and several posts have already touched upon this, that "neutral" opinion is changing?
Firstly, nothing "neutral" about them at all; they have been outspoken in their condemnation of protesting Rovers fans all season.
Many have blamed the protesting fans for the teams poor performances and bad results.
Many have also said that BRFC "deserve to be relegated"; are the "Worst fans in the country"; a "mob"; a "disgrace" an "embarrassment" and "a bunch of numpties" - just some of the shameful derogatory put downs.
Then, when these "neutrals" do say something about the appalling state of the club - it is AFTER Rovers have been all but destroyed and even then, there is ALWAYS the caveat - Kean should be given more money (not that he is the worst manager in BRFC's Premier League history etc with an appalling managerial record with and increasingly deteriorating mental health problems); and the the "abuse2 he received was unacceptable.
This old boy network of ex footballers/managers
/pundits are pigs at the trough, of course they won't criticise one of their own.
1:12pm Sun 13 May 12
Manuel Hung says...
Sums it up really. Not even they can be bothers with Roosters any more.
1:14pm Sun 13 May 12
Stone Island. says...
1:14pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Kean is an insignificant speck of cats vomit.
1:16pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
You're coming along really well.
1:25pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
The Venky's appear to be either clueless, incompetent or just plain arrogant -an excessively proud, haughty, confident, defiant sense of arrogance - hubris - hubris is a virtue of middle and upper class Indians (maybe it's the caste system) - the Scottish are also noted for it too.
We really do have a ''perfect storm'' of arrogance at the top.
1:29pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Hitler's a Burnley fan.
Hitler responds to Rovers 3-2 victory over B*rnley in 2009.
http://www.youtube.c
om/watch?v=zSvrVQNGa
Vs
1:38pm Sun 13 May 12
adcr says...
1:41pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
I used to have a You Tube channel, but deactivated it.
How would one go about making one of those vid's?
1:54pm Sun 13 May 12
adcr says...
There is already a steve kean as hitler on youtube, but for me it doesn’t work because obviously kean looks nothing like hitler. Below is the link
http://www.youtube.c
om/watch?v=vftb_vaIn
WQ
The above video has been put up by somebody called boltonrover, why not contact him on youtube and pitch the idea to him
We really need more of this ridiculing stuff to be put out there. But it also needs to be funny to get the message accross
2:00pm Sun 13 May 12
adcr says...
2:11pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
2:42pm Sun 13 May 12
petemcglinn says...
RTID
3:14pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Read the word and watch the video of "Hitlers a Burnley fan".
http://www.youtube.c
om/watch?v=zSvrVQNGa
Vs
I've gone through it scene by scene and tried to use the correct amount of words and syllabelles.
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What Hitler thinks of Kean and Venky's being at Blackburn Rovers
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In 2010 a bunch of clueless Indian chicken puckers bought Blackburn Rovers
The plan was for them to destroy Burnley though
They secretly met with Steve Kean and Jerome Anderson at this Indian Restaurant were Ms Desai and Steve Kean fell in love
Steve Kean's a talentless Scottish wasock, he's only assistant manager though
Mein Fuehrer, they erm...
Sacked....
they sacked Sam Allardyce in December
and then they promised us Maradonna
Only those that believe we'll be playing Champions League football next season are to remain in the room
Those Dingles will be laughing in Burnley!
Now we'll have to go to that sh*t hole!
They even sh8g their sisters!
Burnley people are club footed web toed inbred mutants!
If the world had piles it'd be in Burnley blocked by a hemorrhoid known as Turf Moor
We'll have a season in the Championship watching sh*t!
Mein Furer, they say Burnley is a lovely place in summer
I don't give a **** about Burnley! What about the Venky's sacking Allardyce!
Mein Fuehrer, the Venky's want exciting attacking football and so do we
I'd rather be in the Premier League, you stupid c*nt!
And who the f*ck's Jerome Anderson?!
A f*cking parasite Agent, that's who!
This lot will sell our best players and then it's administration
They'll asset strip us take us down and we'll never recover
Steve Kean's a pawn in a much bigger game and now we're off to visit those sister pounding b*stards in Burnley!
At least we've still got Lancashire lad Phil Jones
A product of Jack Walkers Youth Academy
United can't have him
those clueless Indian’s are cricket lovers anyway...
...if Jerome Anderson, Steve Kean or the Venky's sell him
i'll find out where they live and attach electrodes to their b*llocks
Don't worry, your brother won't sh*g you
What planet is Steve Kean living on?
He's a deluded fantasist with mental health issues
Isn't he?
What do you fella's think?
This once proud football club is now ruined
the last insult will be to lose at Burnley
we need to remove these charlatans
before it's too late.
3:28pm Sun 13 May 12
adcr says...
when hitler is at his most angry he says - "what do you mean kean has said that he and the venky's are staying, that nobody is to blame for the relegation and that although we have been relegated, and are about to lose all our best players, there are exciting times ahead"
and also perhaps when hitler says "everybody out"; we can pretend he is saying can all the southern biased media, football pundits who have anderson as their agent and match of the day panelists, who have praised kean and bad mouthed rovers fans all season leave the room please.
3:36pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Having just watched Bolton Rovers video, more points need to be inserted.
However, if you or i copy and paste my copy and add alliterations you suggest, try not to make them too long, it's better if they fit with Hitlers word count.
See what i mean?
Also, that Bolton Rovers video was very very funny.
I wish i'd watched it before i wrote mine.
3:43pm Sun 13 May 12
adcr says...
4:57pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
What Hitler thinks of Kean and Venky's being at Blackburn Rovers
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As you know, in 2010 a bunch of clueless Indian chicken pluckers bought Blackburn Rovers
However, our plan was for them to destroy Burnley back fired
They secretly met with Steve Kean and Jerome Anderson at this Indian Restaurant were Ms Desai and Steve Kean fell in love
Hitler: Steve Kean's a talentless Scottish wasock, he's only Assistant Manager though
Mein Fuehrer, they erm...
Sacked....
they sacked Sam Allardyce in December
and then they promised us Maradonna
Hitler: All anti northern media whores who insult Blackburn Rovers every week and whom are Jerome Anderson’s clients leave the room
Hitler: Those Dingles will be laughing in Burnley!
Hitler: Now we'll have to go to that sh*t hole!
Hitler: Turd Moor is a Non League ground!
Hitler: Burnley people are club footed web toed inbred mutants!
Hitler: If the world had piles it'd be in Burnley blocked by a hemorrhoid known as Turf Moor
Hitler: We'll have a season in the Championship watching sh*t!
Mein Furer, they say Burnley is a lovely place in summer
Hitler: I don't give a **** about Burnley! What about the Venky's sacking Allardyce?!
Mein Fuehrer, the Venky's wanted exciting attacking football and so did we
Hitler: I'd rather be in the Premier League, you stupid c*nt!
Hitler: And who the f*ck's Jerome Anderson?!
Hitler: A f*cking parasite Agent, that's who!
Hitler: This lot have sold our best players next it's administration
Hitler: They'll asset strip us even more now they’ve taken us down, we'll never recover
Hitler: Steve Kean's a pawn in a much bigger game and now we're off to visit those sister pounding b*stards in Burnley!
Hitler: relegation is confirmed
Hitler: kean has said that he and the venky's are staying
Hitler: that nobody is to blame for the relegation
Hitler: even though we have been relegated by him
Hitler: we are about to lose all our best players and he saids there are exciting times ahead
Hitler: No. We are off to B*rnley to watch the Dingles touch their kids and interfere with their sisters
Don't worry, your brother won't sh*g you
Hitler: What planet is Steve Kean living on?
Hitler: He's a deluded fantasist with mental health issues
Hitler: Isn't he?
Hitler: What do you fella's think?
Hitler: This once proud football club is now ruined
Hitler: the last insult will be to lose at Burnley
Hitler: we need to remove these charlatans
Hitler: before it's too late.
5:14pm Sun 13 May 12
hugofakenham says...
what a tw@t you are
glad to hear Judas has taken the horwich bumpkins down to join the deadwood cretins
oh deepest, deepest joy
I don't remember a better day for years,
thank you football for underlining that there is a god and he resides at the Turf,
Bad cess to the lot of you arrogant ex Premier interlopers.
UTC
Farte et Lahore
Coyle is a leg-end
Championship for all
Get used to it you t@ssers
oh deepest deepest unbridled joy.
Bob Lord was a butcher and he had the chop on you scragends.
Jack who?
Nat who?
Gartside Fartside?
5:25pm Sun 13 May 12
Melanie :-) says...
Have another read, made some minor alterations - again. Think this'll be the final draft.
Expect to see it on YOU TUBE SOON
You do have the internet in B*rnley? Or are you still using string and empty tins?
What Hitler thinks of Kean and Venky's being at Blackburn Rovers
As you know, in 2010 a bunch of clueless Indian chicken pluckers bought Blackburn Rovers
However, our plan for them to destroy Burnley has back fired
They secretly met with Steve Kean and Jerome Anderson at this Indian Restaurant were Ms Desai and Steve Kean fell in love
Hitler: Steve Kean's a talentless Scottish wasock, he's only Assistant Manager though
Mein Fuehrer, they erm...
Sacked....
they sacked Sam Allardyce in December
and then they promised us Maradonna
Hitler: All anti northern media whores who insult Blackburn Rovers every week and whom are Jerome Anderson’s clients leave the room
Hitler: Those Dingles will be laughing in Burnley!
Hitler: Now we'll have to go to that sh*t hole!
Hitler: Turd Moor is a Non League ground!
Hitler: Burnley people are club footed web toed inbred mutants!
Hitler: If the world had piles it'd be in Burnley blocked by a hemorrhoid known as Turf Moor
Hitler: We'll have a season in the Championship watching sh*t!
Mein Furer, they say Burnley is a lovely place in summer
Hitler: I don't give a **** about Burnley! What about the Venky's sacking Allardyce?!
Mein Fuehrer, the Venky's wanted exciting attacking football and so did we
Hitler: I'd rather be in the Premier League, you stupid c*nt!
Hitler: And who the f*ck's Jerome Anderson?!
Hitler: A f*cking parasite Agent, that's who!
Hitler: This lot have sold our best players next it's administration
Hitler: They'll asset strip us even more now they’ve taken us down, we'll never recover
Hitler: Steve Kean's a pawn in a much bigger game and now we're off to visit those sister pounding b*stards in Burnley!
Hitler: relegation is confirmed
Hitler: kean has said that he and the venky's are staying
Hitler: that nobody is to blame for the relegation
Hitler: even though we have been relegated by him
Hitler: we are about to lose all our best players and he said there are exciting times ahead
Hitler: 21 games out of 37 lost. And the **** still feels optimistic
Hitler: The media have blamed the weak fans for the damage done to the club by strong millionaires
Hitler: No. We are off to B*rnley to watch the Dingles touch their kids and interfere with their sisters
Don't worry, your brother won't sh*g you
Hitler: What planet is Steve Kean living on?
Hitler: He's a deluded fantasist with mental health issues
Hitler: Isn't he?
Hitler: What do you fella's think?
Hitler: This once proud football club is now ruined
Hitler: the last insult will be to lose at Burnley
Hitler: we need to remove these charlatans
Hitler: before it's too late.
7:19pm Sun 13 May 12
bburnrover says...
10:53am Mon 14 May 12
dallydally says...
12:56pm Mon 14 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
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http://www.youtube.c
om/watch?v=ASs3afmUp
O0
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A once proud football club with the greatest owner that ever lived with eyes filled with tears of joy. Jack Walker realised a lifetime's dreams for so many people. We must fight to protect his legacy and free the club from the greedy parasites that have infected it.
2:50pm Mon 14 May 12
bankhall says...
3:43pm Mon 14 May 12
bluefadingfast says...
3:58pm Mon 14 May 12
gudari says...
......oh, silly me!! You haven't got one have you?
Up the Clarets!!
6:09pm Mon 14 May 12
letsavakneesup says...
anyway, haven't you got a town to be wrecking? smelly 3rd world dingle.
12:39am Tue 15 May 12
wind2170 says...
http://www.talksport
.co.uk/magazine/vira
ls/120514/video-stev
e-keans-astonishing-
expletive-ridden-ran
t-about-sam-allardyc
e-172074
2:34am Tue 15 May 12
smellthecoffee says...
http://alturl.com/z7
mi7