FULL-TIME: Burnley 1, Brighton 3 (From Lancashire Telegraph)

Yay! Go Seagulls!

I predict the table to be looking as it is today, ay the season's end, with Blackpool and Blackburn being automatically promoted, and you dingles being booted into oblivion! Turd moor..........that stain on your borrowed underpants........

well done agent howe!!!!!!!!!!!

Howe The Lads

Gordon Greer, an ex-Rover, remembers his roots, and shatts on the dingles.

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(UR sheite luv Rovers)

All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Haha....it won´t be Turd Moor for long. When they get relegated, they´ll have to seal sponsorship for that crappy ground. How about ´The Poundstretcher Arena´, or the ´Cash-Converters Park, it would sum up the town perfectly. Eddie Who????? Sssssshhhhhhh ;)

P.S. How long did it take 11,000 dingles to get back from the Turd, pig-boy?

Chris P Bacon wrote:
All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

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.(He shaves his legs)

Squeel like a piggy boy.

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.(Yer in the bottom 3)

Keyser-Sose wrote:
Haha....it won´t be Turd Moor for long. When they get relegated, they´ll have to seal sponsorship for that crappy ground. How about ´The Poundstretcher Arena´, or the ´Cash-Converters Park, it would sum up the town perfectly. Eddie Who????? Sssssshhhhhhh ;)

Haha!! Love it!!

That performance was not acceptable nor was our defending. I really do wonder if Eddie Howe is the man to take us further? Brighton had not scored an away goal in the Championship since March up until today and playing one up front in the first half as he did is hardly taking the game to our opponents. Taking the Bolton away following into account our gate today was abismal with several Clarets fans staying away and will continue to stay away until something drastically improves both on and off the pitch. Our single activity on transfer deadline - day just about sums up the ambitions of our new chairmen and existing board . Following in the steps of Barry Kilby whose famous quote of "At least we didn't bet the ranch" sounds a bit hollow and pathetic now. I have news for you Barry and Co you did not push the boat out either and now look where we are. It is a bitter pill to swallow that this time three seasons ago the Clarets had just enjoyed back -to-back home wins in the Premiership against Man United and Everton. If the board listen carefully they will hear as I have done today on the Turf the Clarets fans say that Blacpool given the same amount of money as us have done far more with that money than we have. All we have to show is a University and B- - - - y scoreboard. Intersting but Paul Fletcher has gone quiet all of a sudden along with Vintage Claret and Midas..

Chris P Bacon wrote:
All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Hi Chris P Bacon, love your HILARIOUS username. Crispy bacon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Puns are SO funny! Well done you!

Is it true that you're not a Burnley fan, but that you're too scared/embarrassed/a
shamed to admit who you support?

Be brave, Chris P Bacon, a PUNTASTIC comedy guru like yourself shouldn't live in fear!

Unless you're a scouser...that'd be brilliant!

So who do you support?

Re: the game...That nice Mr Howe texted me afterwards saying that he doesnt mind losing to Brighton too much, as he such find memories of holidays with 'the boys' there....does anyone know what he means?

Take care Chris P, & all my other Claret CHICOMANIACS! And I really do mean, take care!

If i had the wings of a seagull and the dirty great ... of a crow i would fly over the turf tommorow and .... on the ........ below below .... on ....on ....on the ........ below , all together now 1234.

Three words,

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Three Words,

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Chris P Bacon wrote:
All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Even Poundstretcher would be an improvement on not having a ground sponsor.

Mick mcarthy is available, if we want to push for the premiership we need to move now!
ps blackbum have been lucky so far, come May it will be a different story - wovers relegated clarets promoted hahahahaha.
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Haha, Beagle....I think you´re hallucinating!!! I´ve told you before, stop sniffing your sister´s underpants. Or should that be your dad/auntie/grandma/u
ncle, etc? I suppose it doesn´t really matter when all 18 Dingles share the same wardrobe ;) P.S. At least Eddie will have two Bournemouth fixtures to look forward to next season. That should put a smile back on his waxwork dummy face, lol.

beagle wrote:
Mick mcarthy is available, if we want to push for the premiership we need to move now!
ps blackbum have been lucky so far, come May it will be a different story - wovers relegated clarets promoted hahahahaha.
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You stupid scruff.....

davidinburnley wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Even Poundstretcher would be an improvement on not having a ground sponsor.

You stupid scruff....

Another bad start to the season, Lets hope it improves or we be playing Accrington Stanley Next Season, , Always the same at Burnley not good enough, ,Wheres all the Money gone? ,

claretmeandyou wrote:
That performance was not acceptable nor was our defending. I really do wonder if Eddie Howe is the man to take us further? Brighton had not scored an away goal in the Championship since March up until today and playing one up front in the first half as he did is hardly taking the game to our opponents. Taking the Bolton away following into account our gate today was abismal with several Clarets fans staying away and will continue to stay away until something drastically improves both on and off the pitch. Our single activity on transfer deadline - day just about sums up the ambitions of our new chairmen and existing board . Following in the steps of Barry Kilby whose famous quote of "At least we didn't bet the ranch" sounds a bit hollow and pathetic now. I have news for you Barry and Co you did not push the boat out either and now look where we are. It is a bitter pill to swallow that this time three seasons ago the Clarets had just enjoyed back -to-back home wins in the Premiership against Man United and Everton. If the board listen carefully they will hear as I have done today on the Turf the Clarets fans say that Blacpool given the same amount of money as us have done far more with that money than we have. All we have to show is a University and B- - - - y scoreboard. Intersting but Paul Fletcher has gone quiet all of a sudden along with Vintage Claret and Midas..

You are so right and finally a claret that gets it. Personally i stopped my season ticket after many years once they wimped out in the prem. Major opportunity, lots of momentum and great belief with the best manager (perhaps not but everyone was together) for over 30 years. Complete lack of ambition and major mismanagement since. Like you I would love Midas to balance this one, all going one way and from my perspective not in the right direction. Midas I bet you a fiver when B' pool were relegated they would finish above us and as long as Clarets fans are being taken for mugs it will continue.

Relegation for you lot on that form. Howe gone by November unless of course your board can't afford the compo. What's a dingle and a grintwum?

Relegation for you lot on that form. Howe gone by November unless of course your board can't afford the compo. What's a dingle and a grintwum?

oldwalbertonian wrote:
Relegation for you lot on that form. Howe gone by November unless of course your board can't afford the compo. What's a dingle and a grintwum?

A dingle is a burnley supporter. As Burnley resides in yorkshire they are named after the famous sheep dippers from emmerdale which is also in yorkshire. As the emmerdale cast is so small they too are inbreds. thats why most males comb their faces, just like their mums.
Grintwum is a starnge tribal word from a dingle that has many meanings depending on the pitch of the grunt and length of the drool. Like, may I have your underpants after you have used them or, that one looks tidy with the tightly curled wool and the black face. Or my sister looks hot doesn't she dad, its game on when she gets home.
Or smaller and smaller

Chris P Bacon wrote:
All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Most of the Rovers fans have what are called S.M.A.R.T. Phones, they work off something called E.L.E.C.T.R.I.C.I.T.
Y. And we are able to send messages over great distances, unlike the drums that you have just evolved to.

will the real gordon (gresper) greer please stand up! go on gresper i knew youd turn up trumps, B R F C forever.

Agent Howe .... bla bla bla keep up the good work us rovers fans are smiling again cant wait for December and my early chrimbo gift xx

batesempire wrote:
Agent Howe .... bla bla bla keep up the good work us rovers fans are smiling again cant wait for December and my early chrimbo gift xx

You know what must be the worst thing in the world? Being you. Imagine, it's only someone else's misfortune that brings you happiness. You're more to be pitied than scorned and I predict, in my Mystic Meg mode, that once results start going away from you, you won't be back on these threads. So, Master batesempire, we look forward to your continued contributions.

Keyser-Sose wrote:
Chris, that is just priceless. Did I just hear a Burnley fan - allude to people laughing at others´ misfortune? You lot have made an art form out if it. B*stards this, Bolton that. Donkey lashers, kn*b enders, Judas, blah, blah, blah. Talk about hypocritical!!!! Listen, thicko - if you´re bad-minded and smug enough to hire planes - purposefully intended to laugh at others - then of course, people will happily rub your face in the dirt. Like you lot say: ´You reap what you sow´. Trouble is with Dingles - you can dish it - but can´t take it. The truth hurts, doesn´t it, crispy? Enjoy the ´Totally Wicked´ relegation dogfight. Couldn´t happen to a nicer club. UTC = (Uncles Touch Cousins)

Says a person who can't even get the name he's aiming for right. It's Keyser Soze (umlaut above the 'o' but not available on this keyboard) so I won't be taking any lessons from something dimmer than a 30 watt bulb with the filament gone.

And firstly, you didn't HEAR anything, since this is a written medium but secondly, it's sad to the point of tragedy you want to attribute stuff to people after a simple assumption rather than checking the relevant facts, none of yours of which are applicable.

I love it when dimbos like you and Master batesempire congregate as it lowers your average I.Q.

Hahahahahaha.....kee
p squealing pig-boy! Wonders never cease to amaze! My intelligence being called into question by a dirty, cabbage-brained, Dingle. The irony!!! Come on Eddie - let´s have defeat number four against Leicester. Then we´ll HEAR crispy cry, lol.

Coeur de Lion wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not?

Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Most of the Rovers fans have what are called S.M.A.R.T. Phones, they work off something called E.L.E.C.T.R.I.C.I.T.

Y. And we are able to send messages over great distances, unlike the drums that you have just evolved to.

Brilliant stuff CDL. You're a genius, I like your style (in Batman terms I think WHACK, KERPOW describes it perfectly) associating SMART with Rovers and demonstrating that you know about electricity. Just a word of warning there are people who live outside East Lancashire who actually read these posts also?

beagle wrote:
Mick mcarthy is available, if we want to push for the premiership we need to move now!
ps blackbum have been lucky so far, come May it will be a different story - wovers relegated clarets promoted hahahahaha.
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Your watching to many episodes of Fantasy Island

Keyser-Sose wrote:
Hahahahahaha.....kee

p squealing pig-boy! Wonders never cease to amaze! My intelligence being called into question by a dirty, cabbage-brained, Dingle. The irony!!! Come on Eddie - let´s have defeat number four against Leicester. Then we´ll HEAR crispy cry, lol.

It doesn't take an intellect the size of Einstein's to fathom out who you REALLY are, eh, Titley/Insanity/name
-changing shape-shifter? Since 'intelligence' and your abysmal 'track record' don't belong in the same genus, this is the final word you'll hear from me since I don't know that insanity of your virulent type isn't catching.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Keyser-Sose wrote:
Hahahahahaha.....kee


p squealing pig-boy! Wonders never cease to amaze! My intelligence being called into question by a dirty, cabbage-brained, Dingle. The irony!!! Come on Eddie - let´s have defeat number four against Leicester. Then we´ll HEAR crispy cry, lol.

It doesn't take an intellect the size of Einstein's to fathom out who you REALLY are, eh, Titley/Insanity/name

-changing shape-shifter? Since 'intelligence' and your abysmal 'track record' don't belong in the same genus, this is the final word you'll hear from me since I don't know that insanity of your virulent type isn't catching.

Hi Chris P Bacon, always nice to meet one of my beloved CHICOMANIACS!

Especially a pun happy little funster like your good self!

I know my Claret SUPERFANS are grateful that you take the time to defend their honour on these pages, it's very touching. You might want to calm down though - you seem to getting all in a tizzy!

Have you given any more thought to revealing who you support then? I know that change can be scary, and you do seem a bit meek and shy but there's really no need to be scared! We're all football fans on here! No need to be so reticent!

Come on Chris P you wacky chappy! Let Chico help you like he's helped so many others!

Don't give into fear! Choose life, choose Chico!

Take care, and I really go mean, take care!

PS. Crispy bacon! Like the meat product! That's just SO HILARIOUS!!!!! (guffaw!)

claretmeandyou wrote:
That performance was not acceptable nor was our defending. I really do wonder if Eddie Howe is the man to take us further? Brighton had not scored an away goal in the Championship since March up until today and playing one up front in the first half as he did is hardly taking the game to our opponents. Taking the Bolton away following into account our gate today was abismal with several Clarets fans staying away and will continue to stay away until something drastically improves both on and off the pitch. Our single activity on transfer deadline - day just about sums up the ambitions of our new chairmen and existing board . Following in the steps of Barry Kilby whose famous quote of "At least we didn't bet the ranch" sounds a bit hollow and pathetic now. I have news for you Barry and Co you did not push the boat out either and now look where we are. It is a bitter pill to swallow that this time three seasons ago the Clarets had just enjoyed back -to-back home wins in the Premiership against Man United and Everton. If the board listen carefully they will hear as I have done today on the Turf the Clarets fans say that Blacpool given the same amount of money as us have done far more with that money than we have. All we have to show is a University and B- - - - y scoreboard. Intersting but Paul Fletcher has gone quiet all of a sudden along with Vintage Claret and Midas..

I've not gone quiet (funny how both you and "mcClaret" have noted that!!) I have just got bored with having to correct your continous stream of drivel. Uneducated guesses, inflamatory statements from someone who is quite obviously not a supporter of BFC, nor do I believe you actually have any friends that are Burnley supporters.
.
Perhaps you would be better off going to support Blackpool because quite frankly Burnley don't need or want "supporters" like you.

McClaret wrote:

claretmeandyou wrote: That performance was not acceptable nor was our defending. I really do wonder if Eddie Howe is the man to take us further? Brighton had not scored an away goal in the Championship since March up until today and playing one up front in the first half as he did is hardly taking the game to our opponents. Taking the Bolton away following into account our gate today was abismal with several Clarets fans staying away and will continue to stay away until something drastically improves both on and off the pitch. Our single activity on transfer deadline - day just about sums up the ambitions of our new chairmen and existing board . Following in the steps of Barry Kilby whose famous quote of "At least we didn't bet the ranch" sounds a bit hollow and pathetic now. I have news for you Barry and Co you did not push the boat out either and now look where we are. It is a bitter pill to swallow that this time three seasons ago the Clarets had just enjoyed back -to-back home wins in the Premiership against Man United and Everton. If the board listen carefully they will hear as I have done today on the Turf the Clarets fans say that Blacpool given the same amount of money as us have done far more with that money than we have. All we have to show is a University and B- - - - y scoreboard. Intersting but Paul Fletcher has gone quiet all of a sudden along with Vintage Claret and Midas..

You are so right and finally a claret that gets it. Personally i stopped my season ticket after many years once they wimped out in the prem. Major opportunity, lots of momentum and great belief with the best manager (perhaps not but everyone was together) for over 30 years. Complete lack of ambition and major mismanagement since. Like you I would love Midas to balance this one, all going one way and from my perspective not in the right direction. Midas I bet you a fiver when B' pool were relegated they would finish above us and as long as Clarets fans are being taken for mugs it will continue.

riting little messages to yourself? Oh dear!

Coeur de Lion wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote: All the worthless Grintwums rushing to post on here made good time getting back from Leeds, did they not? Don't feed the trolls; acknowledge who and what they are and don't descend to their despicable level.

Most of the Rovers fans have what are called S.M.A.R.T. Phones, they work off something called E.L.E.C.T.R.I.C.I.T. Y. And we are able to send messages over great distances, unlike the drums that you have just evolved to.

10 minutes after the final whistle at Elland Road and you are using your smartphone to write comments on the Burnley match yet no comment on the Rovers result!!

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Keyser-Sose wrote:
Chris, that is just priceless. Did I just hear a Burnley fan - allude to people laughing at others´ misfortune? You lot have made an art form out if it. B*stards this, Bolton that. Donkey lashers, kn*b enders, Judas, blah, blah, blah. Talk about hypocritical!!!! Listen, thicko - if you´re bad-minded and smug enough to hire planes - purposefully intended to laugh at others - then of course, people will happily rub your face in the dirt. Like you lot say: ´You reap what you sow´. Trouble is with Dingles - you can dish it - but can´t take it. The truth hurts, doesn´t it, crispy? Enjoy the ´Totally Wicked´ relegation dogfight. Couldn´t happen to a nicer club. UTC = (Uncles Touch Cousins)

Says a person who can't even get the name he's aiming for right. It's Keyser Soze (umlaut above the 'o' but not available on this keyboard) so I won't be taking any lessons from something dimmer than a 30 watt bulb with the filament gone.

And firstly, you didn't HEAR anything, since this is a written medium but secondly, it's sad to the point of tragedy you want to attribute stuff to people after a simple assumption rather than checking the relevant facts, none of yours of which are applicable.

I love it when dimbos like you and Master batesempire congregate as it lowers your average I.Q.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Piggy boy calling someones IQ, says that umlaut is not available on his keyboard, ha ha ha ha,
Try extended character set my thick pork chop. Piggy boy the leg shaver calls someone else thick again. The irony.
Just for you piggy boy extended character set. Start, programmes, accessories, system tools, character map.
Now take your cleanly shaven legs to the corner of the room.
A small tip for you though piggy boy, extended character set not available on this forum, otherwise my fly over plane, complete with message would have looked so much better.
Bye.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

batesempire wrote:
Agent Howe .... bla bla bla keep up the good work us rovers fans are smiling again cant wait for December and my early chrimbo gift xx

You know what must be the worst thing in the world? Being you. Imagine, it's only someone else's misfortune that brings you happiness. You're more to be pitied than scorned and I predict, in my Mystic Meg mode, that once results start going away from you, you won't be back on these threads. So, Master batesempire, we look forward to your continued contributions.

If i can be bothered I may do so I just wanted to give you a taste of your own drivel I am sure you get the jist of it now but one last time Agent Eddie What a great job done keep up the good work

midas wrote:

claretmeandyou wrote:
That performance was not acceptable nor was our defending. I really do wonder if Eddie Howe is the man to take us further? Brighton had not scored an away goal in the Championship since March up until today and playing one up front in the first half as he did is hardly taking the game to our opponents. Taking the Bolton away following into account our gate today was abismal with several Clarets fans staying away and will continue to stay away until something drastically improves both on and off the pitch. Our single activity on transfer deadline - day just about sums up the ambitions of our new chairmen and existing board . Following in the steps of Barry Kilby whose famous quote of "At least we didn't bet the ranch" sounds a bit hollow and pathetic now. I have news for you Barry and Co you did not push the boat out either and now look where we are. It is a bitter pill to swallow that this time three seasons ago the Clarets had just enjoyed back -to-back home wins in the Premiership against Man United and Everton. If the board listen carefully they will hear as I have done today on the Turf the Clarets fans say that Blacpool given the same amount of money as us have done far more with that money than we have. All we have to show is a University and B- - - - y scoreboard. Intersting but Paul Fletcher has gone quiet all of a sudden along with Vintage Claret and Midas..

I've not gone quiet (funny how both you and "mcClaret" have noted that!!) I have just got bored with having to correct your continous stream of drivel. Uneducated guesses, inflamatory statements from someone who is quite obviously not a supporter of BFC, nor do I believe you actually have any friends that are Burnley supporters.
.
Perhaps you would be better off going to support Blackpool because quite frankly Burnley don't need or want "supporters" like you.

Midas, good to hear from you and nothing personal. You have been consistent in your thread and have always backed the club and stuck up for it financially. Where I am now struggling is to balance the incomings vs the outgoings over the last 3-4 years and especially the last 2. £60m from the premiership,20m+ from sales, season ticket sales revenue of approx £3m per season and a vastly reduced wage bill and reduced squad. Appreciate we had a hefty wage bill for a couple of seasons and that Brendan had to take hefty interest on his loans...............
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