Burnley to sign keeper Heaton

First published in Football Lancashire Telegraph: Photograph of the Author by , Burnley FC reporter

GOALKEEPER Tom Heaton is set to be Burnley manager Sean Dyche’s first summer signing, after losing his first and second choice stoppers.

The 27-year-old is out of contract after just a year with Bristol City, who suffered relegation to League One, and looks set to fill the void left by Lee Grant, who completed his return to Derby County this week, and Brian Jensen, who has been allowed to leave after 10 years at Turf Moor.

The former Manchester United academy graduate was at Gawthorpe yesterday for a medical, with the move set to be made official by early next week.

Heaton has family ties to East Lancashire with his family owning Heaton’s Furnishing in Nelson.

Although Heaton spent eight years at Old Trafford, during which time he was loaned out to Swindon, Royal Antwerp, Cardiff City, Rochdale and Wycombe it was after he made a permanent move to Cardiff that he made his name.

The Chester-born goalkeeper worked his way into the number one spot under Dave Jones following injury to David Marshall, and earned the young player of the year award at the end of the first season of his second spell with the Bluebirds.

Following the appointment of Malky Mackay as manager in the summer of 2011 Heaton found himself as understudy to Marshall, but had a big impact that season in the Carling Cup.

Heaton was the hero as Championship side Cardiff reached Wembley, thanks to two saves in the semi-final penalty shoot-out against Crystal Palace.

He recovered from an ankle injury in time to play in the final against Liverpool, which ended with another shoot-out.

Heaton gave Cardiff hope of glory by pushing Steven Gerrard’s first spot kick onto the bar, but Liverpool ultimately won 3-2 on penalties.

He found himself back on the bench on the club’s return to league action, and as a result rejected a new contract with Cardiff last summer.

Heaton was on his way to Watford and it is understood he would have signed at Vicarage Road but for Dyche’s dismissal days earlier and the new owners pulling out of talks.

He instead joined Bristol City in July, signing a one-year deal with a further 12-month option, which has not been activated, therefore making him a free agent.

The Clarets had run the rule over Motherwell keeper Darren Randolph but he is now expected to join Birmingham City.

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10:09am Sat 11 May 13

Lancs - pensioner says...

Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues! Lancs - pensioner
  • Score: 5

10:30am Sat 11 May 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
[quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: -5

10:53am Sat 11 May 13

MightyClaret says...

Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC
Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC MightyClaret
  • Score: 2

11:35am Sat 11 May 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

MightyClaret wrote:
Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC
And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated
Works for me too.
Blinding
[quote][p][bold]MightyClaret[/bold] wrote: Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC[/p][/quote]And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated Works for me too. Blinding 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: -5

12:05pm Sat 11 May 13

claret pheonix says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
MightyClaret wrote:
Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC
And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated
Works for me too.
Blinding
Yes but with a Blinding defence in front of him will be a good acquisition.
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]MightyClaret[/bold] wrote: Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC[/p][/quote]And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated Works for me too. Blinding[/p][/quote]Yes but with a Blinding defence in front of him will be a good acquisition. claret pheonix
  • Score: 2

12:15pm Sat 11 May 13

MightyClaret says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
MightyClaret wrote:
Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC
And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated
Works for me too.
Blinding
Think you need to re-evaluate your life mate
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]MightyClaret[/bold] wrote: Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC[/p][/quote]And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated Works for me too. Blinding[/p][/quote]Think you need to re-evaluate your life mate MightyClaret
  • Score: -1

1:18pm Sat 11 May 13

kfc yummy says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
MightyClaret wrote:
Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC
And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated
Works for me too.
Blinding
Hoy monkey face do you know any more words than blinding .
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]MightyClaret[/bold] wrote: Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC[/p][/quote]And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated Works for me too. Blinding[/p][/quote]Hoy monkey face do you know any more words than blinding . kfc yummy
  • Score: -1

1:18pm Sat 11 May 13

Lancs - pensioner says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
Yeh go on holiday and let Shebby sign five Portugese players who never play

That's Blinding!!
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]Yeh go on holiday and let Shebby sign five Portugese players who never play That's Blinding!! Lancs - pensioner
  • Score: 3

4:19pm Sat 11 May 13

Pompey Claret says...

Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35".

The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat.

Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity.

The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here.

Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species.

Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit.

Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is.

Thanks fellow clarets.
Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35". The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat. Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity. The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here. Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species. Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit. Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is. Thanks fellow clarets. Pompey Claret
  • Score: 0

5:12pm Sat 11 May 13

Chris P Bacon says...

Pompey Claret wrote:
Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35".

The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat.

Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity.

The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here.

Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species.

Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit.

Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is.

Thanks fellow clarets.
Seconded.
[quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35". The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat. Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity. The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here. Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species. Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit. Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is. Thanks fellow clarets.[/p][/quote]Seconded. Chris P Bacon
  • Score: 0

5:18pm Sat 11 May 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

Pompey Claret wrote:
Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35".

The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat.

Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity.

The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here.

Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species.

Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit.

Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is.

Thanks fellow clarets.
Hi southern softy, I'm sorry for the delay, I started to read your post but fell asleep half way through. Must dash, there's an all northern FA cup final to be had whilst you watch the ships come in.
Marvelous.
[quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35". The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat. Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity. The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here. Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species. Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit. Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is. Thanks fellow clarets.[/p][/quote]Hi southern softy, I'm sorry for the delay, I started to read your post but fell asleep half way through. Must dash, there's an all northern FA cup final to be had whilst you watch the ships come in. Marvelous. 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: -4

5:19pm Sat 11 May 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35".

The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat.

Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity.

The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here.

Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species.

Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit.

Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is.

Thanks fellow clarets.
Seconded.
On yer bike Dale winton
[quote][p][bold]Chris P Bacon[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35". The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat. Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity. The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here. Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species. Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit. Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is. Thanks fellow clarets.[/p][/quote]Seconded.[/p][/quote]On yer bike Dale winton 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: -1

6:13pm Sat 11 May 13

greenshoes says...

Seeing that City have been religated ( conceded more goals than the opposition) is he the right keeper to sign for Burnley...a rushed signing for sure. .....
Seeing that City have been religated ( conceded more goals than the opposition) is he the right keeper to sign for Burnley...a rushed signing for sure. ..... greenshoes
  • Score: -2

6:49pm Sat 11 May 13

Harwoodstblue says...

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35".

The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat.

Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity.

The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here.

Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species.

Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit.

Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is.

Thanks fellow clarets.
Seconded.
You two have just given him more 'attention' than all the others put together ?????????
Blinding.
[quote][p][bold]Chris P Bacon[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35". The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat. Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity. The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here. Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species. Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit. Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is. Thanks fellow clarets.[/p][/quote]Seconded.[/p][/quote]You two have just given him more 'attention' than all the others put together ????????? Blinding. Harwoodstblue
  • Score: 1

8:02pm Sat 11 May 13

Patty B says...

Harwoodstblue wrote:
Chris P Bacon wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35".

The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat.

Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity.

The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here.

Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species.

Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit.

Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is.

Thanks fellow clarets.
Seconded.
You two have just given him more 'attention' than all the others put together ?????????
Blinding.
Whereas you....haven't by drawing further attention to it. Visionary.
[quote][p][bold]Harwoodstblue[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Chris P Bacon[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: Now fellow claret supporters , don't take any notice of that idiot "35". The poor illegitimate barsteward child wants attention and some claret supporters give it to the spoilt little brat. Please remember the little mite suffers with learning disabilities and on top of that has challenging behaviour and very limited mental capacity. The kid also suffers with incontinence and tends to fill his nappy quite often which leads to verbal diarrhoea and thus vents his tandrums on here. Now I know your all saying "If he was an animal he would be put down". Very true I know but that would be too kind for this species. Let him throw his toys out of his pram or maybe his cot , suckle on his dummy or he may even spit it out and rant and rave for a bit. Just remember he can't help It . Poor poor , silly, stupid, fool that he Is. Thanks fellow clarets.[/p][/quote]Seconded.[/p][/quote]You two have just given him more 'attention' than all the others put together ????????? Blinding.[/p][/quote]Whereas you....haven't by drawing further attention to it. Visionary. Patty B
  • Score: 2

12:28pm Sun 12 May 13

stevieclaret says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined.

He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance!
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined. He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance! stevieclaret
  • Score: 2

2:11pm Sun 12 May 13

bob smelling says...

stevieclaret wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke

ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined.

He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance!
Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.
[quote][p][bold]stevieclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined. He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance![/p][/quote]Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books. bob smelling
  • Score: -1

4:33pm Sun 12 May 13

McClaret says...

bob smelling wrote:
stevieclaret wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke


ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined.

He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance!
Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.
Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands.

BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever

Blinding
[quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]stevieclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined. He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance![/p][/quote]Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.[/p][/quote]Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands. BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever Blinding McClaret
  • Score: 1

5:03pm Sun 12 May 13

bob smelling says...

Great comeback. Did y


our carer compose that one for you? Glad we are entertaining you, a little consolation for you having such a poor record against us even though we are going through turmoil and all you have to cling on to is finishing less than a hand full of points against the worst Rovers squad for over thirty years againc failing to beat us.
Great comeback. Did y our carer compose that one for you? Glad we are entertaining you, a little consolation for you having such a poor record against us even though we are going through turmoil and all you have to cling on to is finishing less than a hand full of points against the worst Rovers squad for over thirty years againc failing to beat us. bob smelling
  • Score: 1

5:15pm Sun 12 May 13

35yearSurrenderMonkeys says...

McClaret wrote:
bob smelling wrote:
stevieclaret wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke



ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined.

He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance!
Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.
Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands.

BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever

Blinding
Thats why Burnley don't put players in the stands, its stops them getting splinters in the arse from your wooden seats. Ground redevelopment constitutes a different colour of cuprinol.
Marvelous
[quote][p][bold]McClaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]stevieclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined. He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance![/p][/quote]Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.[/p][/quote]Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands. BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever Blinding[/p][/quote]Thats why Burnley don't put players in the stands, its stops them getting splinters in the arse from your wooden seats. Ground redevelopment constitutes a different colour of cuprinol. Marvelous 35yearSurrenderMonkeys
  • Score: -1

6:02pm Sun 12 May 13

stevieclaret says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
McClaret wrote:
bob smelling wrote:
stevieclaret wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke




ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined.

He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance!
Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.
Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands.

BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever

Blinding
Thats why Burnley don't put players in the stands, its stops them getting splinters in the arse from your wooden seats. Ground redevelopment constitutes a different colour of cuprinol.
Marvelous
Why should we make it comfortable for retards like you chimp???
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]McClaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]stevieclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined. He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance![/p][/quote]Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.[/p][/quote]Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands. BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever Blinding[/p][/quote]Thats why Burnley don't put players in the stands, its stops them getting splinters in the arse from your wooden seats. Ground redevelopment constitutes a different colour of cuprinol. Marvelous[/p][/quote]Why should we make it comfortable for retards like you chimp??? stevieclaret
  • Score: 1

8:50pm Sun 12 May 13

kfc yummy says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
McClaret wrote:
bob smelling wrote:
stevieclaret wrote:
35yearSurrenderMonke




ys
wrote:
Lancs - pensioner wrote:
Burnley managers first signing!

Blackburns manager has gone on holiday?

The Circus at Ewood continues!
So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too.
Blinding
If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined.

He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance!
Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.
Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands.

BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever

Blinding
Thats why Burnley don't put players in the stands, its stops them getting splinters in the arse from your wooden seats. Ground redevelopment constitutes a different colour of cuprinol.
Marvelous
Blinding.
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]McClaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]stevieclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Lancs - pensioner[/bold] wrote: Burnley managers first signing! Blackburns manager has gone on holiday? The Circus at Ewood continues![/p][/quote]So Burnley sign a player who Bristol City didn't want, I'd sooner go on holiday too. Blinding[/p][/quote]If you did your homework chimp u will find that Bristol city wanted him sign a new contract but he declined. He had a top game at the turf when we beat em 3-1. Good goalie based on that performance![/p][/quote]Must have been a blinding display letting three goals in at the dingle dome not many keepers have managed that over the years. Still, much to get excited about, you now have one keeper on the books.[/p][/quote]Whereas you lot pay keepers a fortune to sit in the stands. BRFC - keeping football fans laughing forever Blinding[/p][/quote]Thats why Burnley don't put players in the stands, its stops them getting splinters in the arse from your wooden seats. Ground redevelopment constitutes a different colour of cuprinol. Marvelous[/p][/quote]Blinding. kfc yummy
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9:25pm Sun 12 May 13

Pompey Claret says...

bob smelling wrote:
Great comeback. Did y


our carer compose that one for you? Glad we are entertaining you, a little consolation for you having such a poor record against us even though we are going through turmoil and all you have to cling on to is finishing less than a hand full of points against the worst Rovers squad for over thirty years againc failing to beat us.
Just watch the replays , we were robbed by the linesman and the Ref.
3 off side, including dung. The officials were blinding oh blind I mean and didn't have the bottle to give the correct decision. In the first game you had your keeper to thank.

Your team were **** and we weren't much better but we still gave you a footballing lesson In both games.

It's been 8 league games since we last beat you and of those we have lost 6 , so yes not good but It's only been 8 games.

But go on you brag about your 34 years and we will brag finishing above Rovers with there Premiership players on Premiership wages and a squad worth millions more than ours but you still didn't beat us either or finish above us.

You say the worst Rovers squad ever well not according to those football pundits who give there views based on sound Knowledge. That's just your opinion and those of your fellow fans bitter because you thought that Rovers would take the Chumpionship by storm as you all called it prior to relegation.

Quote "Rovers have one of the strongest and better squads in the Championship" and " On paper with there squad they should be pushing at least for the play offs".

So bad smelling stick you nose into your own blog and moan about your own turmoil as you put it,

NFO Bye
[quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: Great comeback. Did y our carer compose that one for you? Glad we are entertaining you, a little consolation for you having such a poor record against us even though we are going through turmoil and all you have to cling on to is finishing less than a hand full of points against the worst Rovers squad for over thirty years againc failing to beat us.[/p][/quote]Just watch the replays , we were robbed by the linesman and the Ref. 3 off side, including dung. The officials were blinding oh blind I mean and didn't have the bottle to give the correct decision. In the first game you had your keeper to thank. Your team were **** and we weren't much better but we still gave you a footballing lesson In both games. It's been 8 league games since we last beat you and of those we have lost 6 , so yes not good but It's only been 8 games. But go on you brag about your 34 years and we will brag finishing above Rovers with there Premiership players on Premiership wages and a squad worth millions more than ours but you still didn't beat us either or finish above us. You say the worst Rovers squad ever well not according to those football pundits who give there views based on sound Knowledge. That's just your opinion and those of your fellow fans bitter because you thought that Rovers would take the Chumpionship by storm as you all called it prior to relegation. Quote "Rovers have one of the strongest and better squads in the Championship" and " On paper with there squad they should be pushing at least for the play offs". So bad smelling stick you nose into your own blog and moan about your own turmoil as you put it, NFO Bye Pompey Claret
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10:02pm Sun 12 May 13

bob smelling says...

Boring Pompus carrot. Still complaining about decisions against you? It was a good result for you so you should take the point and be happy. You had a full 90mins to finish us off and you just didn't have enough to do so. This message board is open to all to speak their mind so you have no right whatsoever to tell me where I can or can not comment. Crawl back under your tarpaulin and cuddle up to your sister.
Boring Pompus carrot. Still complaining about decisions against you? It was a good result for you so you should take the point and be happy. You had a full 90mins to finish us off and you just didn't have enough to do so. This message board is open to all to speak their mind so you have no right whatsoever to tell me where I can or can not comment. Crawl back under your tarpaulin and cuddle up to your sister. bob smelling
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10:15pm Sun 12 May 13

Keen O to Get Kean Out says...

both clubs are heading for financial ruin and will be on a par with stanley within 3 seasons ..Fans views are not considered
both clubs are heading for financial ruin and will be on a par with stanley within 3 seasons ..Fans views are not considered Keen O to Get Kean Out
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10:54pm Sun 12 May 13

Harwoodstblue says...

" Your team were **** and we weren't much better but we still gave you a footballing lesson In both games".

The aim of the game is to put the ball in the back of the net and you couldn't do that any better than us.

Stop moaning about offsides and poor ref decisions.
It happens every week in every game." We were robbed" blah blah blah. We were better than you. My dad's bigger than yours. Grow up.
" Your team were **** and we weren't much better but we still gave you a footballing lesson In both games". The aim of the game is to put the ball in the back of the net and you couldn't do that any better than us. Stop moaning about offsides and poor ref decisions. It happens every week in every game." We were robbed" blah blah blah. We were better than you. My dad's bigger than yours. Grow up. Harwoodstblue
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10:53am Mon 13 May 13

Pompey Claret says...

lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit.

As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning.

Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out.

Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,
lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit. As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning. Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out. Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" , Pompey Claret
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12:53pm Mon 13 May 13

bob smelling says...

Pompey Claret wrote:
lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit.

As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning.

Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out.

Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,
Do cup games not count?
[quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit. As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning. Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out. Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,[/p][/quote]Do cup games not count? bob smelling
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1:14pm Mon 13 May 13

Harwoodstblue says...

bob smelling wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit.

As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning.

Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out.

Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,
Do cup games not count?
No they don't it appears. These dingles have that selective memory syndrome.
Pompus Claret doesn't seem to realise the reason they only played us 9 times is because they were bobbing about in the lower leagues for years and trying to avoid dropping into non league football, whilst we were spending most of that time in the prem. More selective memory syndrome.
[quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit. As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning. Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out. Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,[/p][/quote]Do cup games not count?[/p][/quote]No they don't it appears. These dingles have that selective memory syndrome. Pompus Claret doesn't seem to realise the reason they only played us 9 times is because they were bobbing about in the lower leagues for years and trying to avoid dropping into non league football, whilst we were spending most of that time in the prem. More selective memory syndrome. Harwoodstblue
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1:20pm Mon 13 May 13

houseclaret says...

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys
wrote:
MightyClaret wrote:
Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC
And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated
Works for me too.
Blinding
And football is a one man game is it? Another classic from 10 game surrender baboon. No wonder he says blinding after every post, he is so blinkered he thinks the world smells of blue paint.
[quote][p][bold]35yearSurrenderMonke ys[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]MightyClaret[/bold] wrote: Ticks all the right boxes, hopefully this move can be completed UTC[/p][/quote]And those boxes would be, he plays in goal and he gets relegated Works for me too. Blinding[/p][/quote]And football is a one man game is it? Another classic from 10 game surrender baboon. No wonder he says blinding after every post, he is so blinkered he thinks the world smells of blue paint. houseclaret
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1:20pm Mon 13 May 13

Harwoodstblue says...

Harwoodstblue wrote:
bob smelling wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit.

As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning.

Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out.

Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,
Do cup games not count?
No they don't it appears. These dingles have that selective memory syndrome.
Pompus Claret doesn't seem to realise the reason they only played us 9 times is because they were bobbing about in the lower leagues for years and trying to avoid dropping into non league football, whilst we were spending most of that time in the prem. More selective memory syndrome.
PS. We can only play the Dingles when you qualify to play against us, hence it's 34 years since you beat us..The other 26 years you weren't qualified to play Rovers.
[quote][p][bold]Harwoodstblue[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit. As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning. Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out. Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,[/p][/quote]Do cup games not count?[/p][/quote]No they don't it appears. These dingles have that selective memory syndrome. Pompus Claret doesn't seem to realise the reason they only played us 9 times is because they were bobbing about in the lower leagues for years and trying to avoid dropping into non league football, whilst we were spending most of that time in the prem. More selective memory syndrome.[/p][/quote]PS. We can only play the Dingles when you qualify to play against us, hence it's 34 years since you beat us..The other 26 years you weren't qualified to play Rovers. Harwoodstblue
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2:48pm Mon 13 May 13

Pompey Claret says...

bob smelling wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit.

As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning.

Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out.

Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,
Do cup games not count?
No as League games are played year in year out with most teams.

Cup games are by chance so just concentrated on league meets.

Just for you , ok lets throw in the cup games as you want to grab at anything you can , 34 years and all that make it 8 leagues and 2 cup games.

There you and calm down now .
[quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit. As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning. Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out. Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,[/p][/quote]Do cup games not count?[/p][/quote]No as League games are played year in year out with most teams. Cup games are by chance so just concentrated on league meets. Just for you , ok lets throw in the cup games as you want to grab at anything you can , 34 years and all that make it 8 leagues and 2 cup games. There you and calm down now . Pompey Claret
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4:49pm Mon 13 May 13

bob smelling says...

Pompey Claret wrote:
bob smelling wrote:
Pompey Claret wrote:
lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit.

As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning.

Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out.

Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,
Do cup games not count?
No as League games are played year in year out with most teams.

Cup games are by chance so just concentrated on league meets.

Just for you , ok lets throw in the cup games as you want to grab at anything you can , 34 years and all that make it 8 leagues and 2 cup games.

There you and calm down now .
Competitive games are what records are made of Mr Dingle. We've just upped the tally by 25%. Hope you understand percentages, you chose to ignore a quarter of the games. There's always next season, if you don't beat us then surely you never will. for various reasons.

Just keep clinging on to your three point advantage and 'bad decisions' against you this season, hope that keeps the dream alive for you.
[quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]bob smelling[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Pompey Claret[/bold] wrote: lmao doesn't take much to get the very bitter natives chumping at the bit. As I said very bitter natives but I have to hand it to you, we still haven't managed to beat you in 8 league games but hey ho , it's only 8 and the tide is turning. Normally your comments are quite sensible but you have lowered yourself to gutter level poking your nose in on a comment I made to your lover boy who's comment was as bad as yours as it turns out. Seems like you come into the same mould as "35" ,[/p][/quote]Do cup games not count?[/p][/quote]No as League games are played year in year out with most teams. Cup games are by chance so just concentrated on league meets. Just for you , ok lets throw in the cup games as you want to grab at anything you can , 34 years and all that make it 8 leagues and 2 cup games. There you and calm down now .[/p][/quote]Competitive games are what records are made of Mr Dingle. We've just upped the tally by 25%. Hope you understand percentages, you chose to ignore a quarter of the games. There's always next season, if you don't beat us then surely you never will. for various reasons. Just keep clinging on to your three point advantage and 'bad decisions' against you this season, hope that keeps the dream alive for you. bob smelling
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6:59am Tue 14 May 13

Chris P Bacon says...

Harwoodstblue (WTF does that even mean?) is the current 'leader' in the East Lancs Bickering Fair. There are many to challenge him (her? It?) but at the end of it, arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
Harwoodstblue (WTF does that even mean?) is the current 'leader' in the East Lancs Bickering Fair. There are many to challenge him (her? It?) but at the end of it, arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. Chris P Bacon
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10:46am Tue 14 May 13

Harwoodstblue says...

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Harwoodstblue (WTF does that even mean?) is the current 'leader' in the East Lancs Bickering Fair. There are many to challenge him (her? It?) but at the end of it, arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
"Harwoodstblue ( WTF does that mean ?)"
Try to work it out, it's not that difficult, not even cryptic.

Sorry I've so obviously got up your nose.
[quote][p][bold]Chris P Bacon[/bold] wrote: Harwoodstblue (WTF does that even mean?) is the current 'leader' in the East Lancs Bickering Fair. There are many to challenge him (her? It?) but at the end of it, arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.[/p][/quote]"Harwoodstblue ( WTF does that mean ?)" Try to work it out, it's not that difficult, not even cryptic. Sorry I've so obviously got up your nose. Harwoodstblue
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