Dyche believes flying Jamaican can be a Championship ‘weapon’

First published in Football Lancashire Telegraph: Photograph of the Author by , Sports reporter

SEAN Dyche believes new signing Dane Richards could prove to be a ‘real weapon’ for Burnley in the second half of the season.

The Jamaican international made his Clarets debut as a substitute in Saturday’s FA Cup defeat at Barnsley.

Dyche admits Richards still needs time to adapt to English football, with the winger only recently arriving at Turf Moor after agreeing a pre-contract with Burnley.

The 29-year-old was signed before Eddie Howe’s departure to Bournemouth but Dyche has already seen enough to be optimistic that he will make an impact at the club.

“He’s shown directness and that can be a real weapon in football,” said the Clarets boss after watching Richards make his debut at Oakwell.

“He’s almost in the bedding-in period, getting used to the change in culture, used to the team-mates and used to the play.

“We felt Saturday’s game needed that burst of energy down the right-hand side to stretch the pitch.

“We wanted to try to get him an introduction. We got that and he looked effervescent when he came on and stretched the pitch for us, and got a little chance and affected things.

“It’s early days yet but we’ll see how it goes.”

Richards will play for the Burnley development squad in a friendly with Everton this afternoon. Marvin Bartley, Junior Stanislas and Joseph Mills are also in the starting XI, along with teenage defender Tom Anderson following his return from a loan spell at Barrow.

Charlie Austin, Martin Paterson and Chris McCann all missed the Barnsley game because of injury but Dyche is hopeful that the trio could be in contention for Saturday’s Championship fixture at home to Crystal Palace.

He will, however, take a cautious approach with Austin after the striker lasted only eight minutes on his previous run-out against Leicester on December 29.

Michael Duff is expected to be fit after going off with cramp at Oakwell, although Ben Mee is a little further away from a return from a knee injury.

Asked about McCann and Paterson, Dyche said: “Hopefully they’re not serious.

“We had to make a judgement call on them at the weekend. Dean Marney made it but those two didn’t quite.

“They’re on the pathway and hopefully will be ready soon.

“Ben Mee is having a good finish to his rehab – I’m not sure when he’ll be back but he’s getting closer.

“Charlie’s going well also. The decision to play him cost us the other week and we don’t want to go down that road again.

“The medical team and the players decided this (the Barnsley game) was just too quick.

“But we’re really positive about them being available for selection next week.”

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10:37am Tue 8 Jan 13

Lord_Lucan says...

He looked very promising at Oakwell. I just hope that clueless Dyche doesn't just see him as a super sub and only bring him on when it is too late. Like he was doing with Vokes. I have lost patience with the excuses from Dyche - especially as most of Burneys disappointments are down to his negative formation and poor judgement.
He looked very promising at Oakwell. I just hope that clueless Dyche doesn't just see him as a super sub and only bring him on when it is too late. Like he was doing with Vokes. I have lost patience with the excuses from Dyche - especially as most of Burneys disappointments are down to his negative formation and poor judgement. Lord_Lucan
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10:54am Tue 8 Jan 13

Blackburn fans love horses says...

Hellfire - lost patience with Dyche already?

After 13 games?

Are you a Rovers fan? They seem to have a similar patience threshold for new managers/owners/boar
d members/backroom staff/players/etc.

Give the guy a chance ffs, we desperately needed to tighten up at the back, the way we were shipping goals under that **** Howe - we were heading for League One.
Hellfire - lost patience with Dyche already? After 13 games? Are you a Rovers fan? They seem to have a similar patience threshold for new managers/owners/boar d members/backroom staff/players/etc. Give the guy a chance ffs, we desperately needed to tighten up at the back, the way we were shipping goals under that **** Howe - we were heading for League One. Blackburn fans love horses
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12:57pm Tue 8 Jan 13

steralc says...

Lord_Lucan wrote:
He looked very promising at Oakwell. I just hope that clueless Dyche doesn't just see him as a super sub and only bring him on when it is too late. Like he was doing with Vokes. I have lost patience with the excuses from Dyche - especially as most of Burneys disappointments are down to his negative formation and poor judgement.
Clueless !
Get a grip, ma lord
Dyche will do a sterling job for us
We ain't no Man U
Like I said get a grip
UTC
[quote][p][bold]Lord_Lucan[/bold] wrote: He looked very promising at Oakwell. I just hope that clueless Dyche doesn't just see him as a super sub and only bring him on when it is too late. Like he was doing with Vokes. I have lost patience with the excuses from Dyche - especially as most of Burneys disappointments are down to his negative formation and poor judgement.[/p][/quote]Clueless ! Get a grip, ma lord Dyche will do a sterling job for us We ain't no Man U Like I said get a grip UTC steralc
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2:32pm Tue 8 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?
Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season? 8 Ball Deluxe
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2:41pm Tue 8 Jan 13

Blackburn fans love horses says...

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?
Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'.

Please re-type in some form of intelligent English.

Thanks in advance.
[quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?[/p][/quote]Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'. Please re-type in some form of intelligent English. Thanks in advance. Blackburn fans love horses
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3:02pm Tue 8 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?
Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'.

Please re-type in some form of intelligent English.

Thanks in advance.
Whats wrong there, is the sentence too long for you to read? or do you want the Beano version next time?
[quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?[/p][/quote]Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'. Please re-type in some form of intelligent English. Thanks in advance.[/p][/quote]Whats wrong there, is the sentence too long for you to read? or do you want the Beano version next time? 8 Ball Deluxe
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3:11pm Tue 8 Jan 13

Blackburn fans love horses says...

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?
Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'.

Please re-type in some form of intelligent English.

Thanks in advance.
Whats wrong there, is the sentence too long for you to read? or do you want the Beano version next time?
Here he is, 8 Ball Deluxe, The Championship's very own weapon.
[quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?[/p][/quote]Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'. Please re-type in some form of intelligent English. Thanks in advance.[/p][/quote]Whats wrong there, is the sentence too long for you to read? or do you want the Beano version next time?[/p][/quote]Here he is, 8 Ball Deluxe, The Championship's very own weapon. Blackburn fans love horses
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3:44pm Tue 8 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?
Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'.

Please re-type in some form of intelligent English.

Thanks in advance.
Whats wrong there, is the sentence too long for you to read? or do you want the Beano version next time?
Here he is, 8 Ball Deluxe, The Championship's very own weapon.
Do you like pie?
Pie is good
Goose pie and dripping followed by
Pig pie for desert.
A Hutterite family dinner, you've heard of Out Of Africa, well these Hutterites are Out Of Burnley.
Chim Chiminee
[quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]8 Ball Deluxe[/bold] wrote: Well the leader of the lancashire division of the Montana Huterites has spoken. Will everyone take on board anything he says or, as the Eddie Howe cast offs have a tendancy for having a stonking first half to a season, only to get relegated when they reach their true level, will they just ignore him and only listen during panto season?[/p][/quote]Sorry, I can't understand 'inbred'. Please re-type in some form of intelligent English. Thanks in advance.[/p][/quote]Whats wrong there, is the sentence too long for you to read? or do you want the Beano version next time?[/p][/quote]Here he is, 8 Ball Deluxe, The Championship's very own weapon.[/p][/quote]Do you like pie? Pie is good Goose pie and dripping followed by Pig pie for desert. A Hutterite family dinner, you've heard of Out Of Africa, well these Hutterites are Out Of Burnley. Chim Chiminee 8 Ball Deluxe
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4:00pm Tue 8 Jan 13

MightyClaret says...

In Dyche we trust UTC
In Dyche we trust UTC MightyClaret
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10:24am Wed 9 Jan 13

Chico! says...

Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
Here he is - the poster who named himself after his hero - the Gay reality TV star Chico. Embarrassing doesn't even cover it - no wonder you support those jokers Blackburn.
Hi there zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....s
orry can't stay awake....zzzzzzzz.yo
u're....just....so..
..boring..zzzzzzzzzz
zzzz

Are there no better Clarets about?

You're rubbish.

zzzzzzzz x
[quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: Here he is - the poster who named himself after his hero - the Gay reality TV star Chico. Embarrassing doesn't even cover it - no wonder you support those jokers Blackburn.[/p][/quote]Hi there zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....s orry can't stay awake....zzzzzzzz.yo u're....just....so.. ..boring..zzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no better Clarets about? You're rubbish. zzzzzzzz x Chico!
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10:39am Wed 9 Jan 13

Blackburn fans love horses says...

Well why don't you **** off back to the whining negativity of the Rovers pages then?

In Venkys we Trust
Well why don't you **** off back to the whining negativity of the Rovers pages then? In Venkys we Trust Blackburn fans love horses
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11:36am Wed 9 Jan 13

Chico! says...

Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
Well why don't you **** off back to the whining negativity of the Rovers pages then? In Venkys we Trust
Calm down princess. You'll spill your methodone.

Why are you so rubbish? Seriously, your patter is so weak it's practically homeopathic.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz x
[quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: Well why don't you **** off back to the whining negativity of the Rovers pages then? In Venkys we Trust[/p][/quote]Calm down princess. You'll spill your methodone. Why are you so rubbish? Seriously, your patter is so weak it's practically homeopathic. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz x Chico!
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12:02pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Chico! says...

Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz

Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz x
[quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.[/p][/quote]zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x Chico!
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1:11pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Blackburn fans love horses says...

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing being a Blackburn fan - along comes Chico to completely disprove that theory.

You know you have lost the battle when the best banter you can come up with is zzzzz etc.

You are the Shebby Singh of this board. Clueless
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing being a Blackburn fan - along comes Chico to completely disprove that theory. You know you have lost the battle when the best banter you can come up with is zzzzz etc. You are the Shebby Singh of this board. Clueless Blackburn fans love horses
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1:31pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Keen O to Get Kean Out says...

'in venkys we trust' is gettting boring now bunllee bitter fans,, think up a new one
'in venkys we trust' is gettting boring now bunllee bitter fans,, think up a new one Keen O to Get Kean Out
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1:40pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Chico! says...

Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing being a Blackburn fan - along comes Chico to completely disprove that theory. You know you have lost the battle when the best banter you can come up with is zzzzz etc. You are the Shebby Singh of this board. Clueless
Your "banter" is weaker than the genetic variation in your family gene pool. You just throw tantrums.

Give it up sunshine, shouldn't you be on the Rovers pages failing to get a response? (Again!)


zzzzzzzzzzzzz (you're just soooo boring!)
[quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: Just when you thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing being a Blackburn fan - along comes Chico to completely disprove that theory. You know you have lost the battle when the best banter you can come up with is zzzzz etc. You are the Shebby Singh of this board. Clueless[/p][/quote]Your "banter" is weaker than the genetic variation in your family gene pool. You just throw tantrums. Give it up sunshine, shouldn't you be on the Rovers pages failing to get a response? (Again!) zzzzzzzzzzzzz (you're just soooo boring!) Chico!
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1:42pm Wed 9 Jan 13

fanny_tickler. says...

Chico! wrote:
Blackburn fans love horses wrote:
And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz

Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz x
I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.
[quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.[/p][/quote]zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x[/p][/quote]I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here. fanny_tickler.
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2:06pm Wed 9 Jan 13

claret pheonix says...

Song for 8 ball

Ever since he was a young boy , he couldn't read or write.
He started watching b******s cos there a load of ****.
With his one fingered typing he's on his keyboard half the night.
Blah blah De blah sure bores us stiff 8 ball.
Song for 8 ball Ever since he was a young boy , he couldn't read or write. He started watching b******s cos there a load of ****. With his one fingered typing he's on his keyboard half the night. Blah blah De blah sure bores us stiff 8 ball. claret pheonix
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2:10pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Blackburn fans love horses says...

Keen O to Get Kean Out wrote:
'in venkys we trust' is gettting boring now bunllee bitter fans,, think up a new one
Bitter? Have you seen the shambles at BollEwood?

Yeah - Of course us Burnley fans are desperate for our club to be taken over by clueless Chicken-plucking owners so that they can systematically destroy our club from the inside out.

Go and join Chico in the FAIL Corner.
[quote][p][bold]Keen O to Get Kean Out[/bold] wrote: 'in venkys we trust' is gettting boring now bunllee bitter fans,, think up a new one[/p][/quote]Bitter? Have you seen the shambles at BollEwood? Yeah - Of course us Burnley fans are desperate for our club to be taken over by clueless Chicken-plucking owners so that they can systematically destroy our club from the inside out. Go and join Chico in the FAIL Corner. Blackburn fans love horses
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2:13pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Chico! says...

fanny_tickler. wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Blackburn fans love horses wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x
I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.
You see that's more like it. Still very poor but at least it's not like necking a barrel of night nurse.

Could you do me a favour, and have a word with your little pal BFLH? he's got himself in a right tizzy. I think he's run off for a cry.

He might need a hug.

Thanks.
[quote][p][bold]fanny_tickler.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.[/p][/quote]zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x[/p][/quote]I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.[/p][/quote]You see that's more like it. Still very poor but at least it's not like necking a barrel of night nurse. Could you do me a favour, and have a word with your little pal BFLH? he's got himself in a right tizzy. I think he's run off for a cry. He might need a hug. Thanks. Chico!
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2:45pm Wed 9 Jan 13

George.White.Bread says...

Chico! wrote:
fanny_tickler. wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Blackburn fans love horses wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x
I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.
You see that's more like it. Still very poor but at least it's not like necking a barrel of night nurse.

Could you do me a favour, and have a word with your little pal BFLH? he's got himself in a right tizzy. I think he's run off for a cry.

He might need a hug.

Thanks.
Chico, my prancing little swamp dweller it is abundantly clear that your boner for all things claret is harder that Chinese arithmetic. All these little quips and isms you come out with are just a smoke screen for your true feelings.

Come down to the turf and feel the love!

.......time to take off your spaghetti hoop stained Rovers shirt...... Ive still got that Burnley top waiting for you !!!!
[quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]fanny_tickler.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.[/p][/quote]zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x[/p][/quote]I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.[/p][/quote]You see that's more like it. Still very poor but at least it's not like necking a barrel of night nurse. Could you do me a favour, and have a word with your little pal BFLH? he's got himself in a right tizzy. I think he's run off for a cry. He might need a hug. Thanks.[/p][/quote]Chico, my prancing little swamp dweller it is abundantly clear that your boner for all things claret is harder that Chinese arithmetic. All these little quips and isms you come out with are just a smoke screen for your true feelings. Come down to the turf and feel the love! .......time to take off your spaghetti hoop stained Rovers shirt...... Ive still got that Burnley top waiting for you !!!! George.White.Bread
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3:08pm Wed 9 Jan 13

Chico! says...

George.White.Bread wrote:
Chico! wrote:
fanny_tickler. wrote:
Chico! wrote:
Blackburn fans love horses wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x
I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.
You see that's more like it. Still very poor but at least it's not like necking a barrel of night nurse. Could you do me a favour, and have a word with your little pal BFLH? he's got himself in a right tizzy. I think he's run off for a cry. He might need a hug. Thanks.
Chico, my prancing little swamp dweller it is abundantly clear that your boner for all things claret is harder that Chinese arithmetic. All these little quips and isms you come out with are just a smoke screen for your true feelings. Come down to the turf and feel the love! .......time to take off your spaghetti hoop stained Rovers shirt...... Ive still got that Burnley top waiting for you !!!!
I'm not interested in your population paste sodden Claret onesie. Ask BFLH, he could do with a pal.

I feel like Attenborough among the apes on these pages.

I could do a comparative anthropology paper on you sad set of sub human trogladytes.

Fascinating.
[quote][p][bold]George.White.Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]fanny_tickler.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Blackburn fans love horses[/bold] wrote: And yet here you are again, you just can't stay away can you - I don't think I have EVER seen a post from you on the Blackburn pages and yet you love to post on Burnley issues - why is that? Why don't you enthrall us with more of your 'Chico-time' pathetic banter? You make that vaginal discharge Tetley look intelligent - it is seriously tragic and given the problems at Ewood I get why you are looking for answers - try The Samaritans, honestly they will help you with your addiction to Claret.[/p][/quote]zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Are there no proper dingle posters about? You're just a little tiddler. zzzzzzzzzzzzz x[/p][/quote]I believe it's because our friend Chico is very much into Mr Dyche. In fact he get's a jolly stonker listening to his soothing tones when interviewed on Radio Lancashire. Come on Chico, what is it that you find so appealing about Big Sean. Is is the ginger beard? The husky voice? Actually I think you've got a hard-on for all things Claret, you long to be one of us, come on admit it, we won't judge you, we're all friends here.[/p][/quote]You see that's more like it. Still very poor but at least it's not like necking a barrel of night nurse. Could you do me a favour, and have a word with your little pal BFLH? he's got himself in a right tizzy. I think he's run off for a cry. He might need a hug. Thanks.[/p][/quote]Chico, my prancing little swamp dweller it is abundantly clear that your boner for all things claret is harder that Chinese arithmetic. All these little quips and isms you come out with are just a smoke screen for your true feelings. Come down to the turf and feel the love! .......time to take off your spaghetti hoop stained Rovers shirt...... Ive still got that Burnley top waiting for you !!!![/p][/quote]I'm not interested in your population paste sodden Claret onesie. Ask BFLH, he could do with a pal. I feel like Attenborough among the apes on these pages. I could do a comparative anthropology paper on you sad set of sub human trogladytes. Fascinating. Chico!
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5:52pm Wed 9 Jan 13

8 Ball Deluxe says...

claret pheonix wrote:
Song for 8 ball

Ever since he was a young boy , he couldn't read or write.
He started watching b******s cos there a load of ****.
With his one fingered typing he's on his keyboard half the night.
Blah blah De blah sure bores us stiff 8 ball.
Oh dear, thats just painful, consider yourself potted.
I should expect no less from an inbred Hutterite, next you'll be challenging for a Banjo duel, or even wrestling hogs.
[quote][p][bold]claret pheonix[/bold] wrote: Song for 8 ball Ever since he was a young boy , he couldn't read or write. He started watching b******s cos there a load of ****. With his one fingered typing he's on his keyboard half the night. Blah blah De blah sure bores us stiff 8 ball.[/p][/quote]Oh dear, thats just painful, consider yourself potted. I should expect no less from an inbred Hutterite, next you'll be challenging for a Banjo duel, or even wrestling hogs. 8 Ball Deluxe
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6:47pm Wed 9 Jan 13

claret pheonix says...

One challenge not to take you up on would be horse whispering
One challenge not to take you up on would be horse whispering claret pheonix
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