Blackburn Rovers wait on Dunn fitness (From Lancashire Telegraph)

He injured a baby calf by sitting on it whilst tucking into its mom you mean.

You better be fit pie-boy, Sunday won't be a day for sitting around less you on the bench - which you probably will be big you don't make the grade.

Desperate Dunn like cow pie

dunny should be ok for sunday i reckon he will do a good job then rest him till we play the dingles at home, yes two games a season that could work !!!!!!!!!!!!

Dunnys ready to put his chins on the block

Messrs Shaw Agnew Singh Berg - what a way to run a so called club wanting to get back into the Premiership - pulling out of the cupboard the old crocks from time to time just shows we haven't got the calibre of players or settled team needed to win promotion - what a state of affairs!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

can we not move on from this un improtant issue,, dunn is finished - are we trying to get back in the premiership or, more realistically going down with the Burnley and joining Pityfull Preston in the Third Div ..

BBC News: UK Retailer Primark has reported a dramatic rise in demand for gentleman's underpants at the Blackburn department store in the week leading up to the derby game with Burnley. A Primark spokesperson claims the company has never seen anything like it in 10 years of trading. "The Blackburn townsfolk are obviously feeling the nerves kicking in ahead of Sunday's game, and accident's do happen". The rush on underpants shows no signs of slowing as emergency y-fronts are being shipped in by the lorry load.

Wait on Dunn's fitness?!

Could be quite a long wait then...

After what we have seen over the last couple of games let's hope he can start. At least Dunny will have some passion and know what playing and beating the dingles is all about. Last time we played them in the championship at dingley Dell, prior to the infamous let's smash our own town centre up and cause £5m of improvement single rampage, there was only really Dunny and Andy Payton who were really up for it and knew what it ment to win. He could be the deciding factor on Sunday because he is certainly going to want that win.
Come on you blues
Burnley town centre needs a spruce up, give the Dingles an excuse to renovate it again

Don't panic Captain Venkys!

Dunny dun Burnley over on more than one occasion....and even with a half-fit DD in the side then we would see off the clarets no problem. Put Lowe on Charley Morris (or is it Vauxhall) and that's the end of their game plan.

Please tell me they have modern seats now and not the wood ones?

I for one hopes that Dunny wil be fit for this as he is still a better bet than Murphy and with alot more passion tubby or or not.

Dunny has more passion for this game than the likes of Formica, Rochina and co.

Unfortunately he will not last the game but if we could get 60 mins from him and then bring on Rochina to torment the tiring dingles that could work....the question is can he last 60 mins!!

dangerous dave wrote:
Messrs Shaw Agnew Singh Berg - what a way to run a so called club wanting to get back into the Premiership - pulling out of the cupboard the old crocks from time to time just shows we haven't got the calibre of players or settled team needed to win promotion - what a state of affairs!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

OUT WITH DANGEROUS DAVE

DUNN OUT!

chris de berg - Your heads in the sand!!!
Sad to say Dunn's unfortunately finished as are the Rovers if they continue in their current form!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

So the whole game from Rovers point of view now rests on one hour or less depending on the injury,no match practice Dunn,to inspire the other players who are well paid proffesoinals,to put a shift for once as they have not done for the last one hundred and eighty minutes,a lazy unfit lot who should be ashamed of themselves.

dangerous dave wrote:
Messrs Shaw Agnew Singh Berg - what a way to run a so called club wanting to get back into the Premiership - pulling out of the cupboard the old crocks from time to time just shows we haven't got the calibre of players or settled team needed to win promotion - what a state of affairs!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

Change the record and get behind the team for once

Whydidtheybanme? wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:
Messrs Shaw Agnew Singh Berg - what a way to run a so called club wanting to get back into the Premiership - pulling out of the cupboard the old crocks from time to time just shows we haven't got the calibre of players or settled team needed to win promotion - what a state of affairs!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

Change the record and get behind the team for once

He has a point

As someone who has to live surrounded by the Dingles in Nelson. I hope Dunny does start as he is one of the few at the club who know what this game means to the fans.He will have the drive and passion that has saddly been missing.I am looking forward to a pint on Sunday night surrounded by some very quite Claret fans coyb

So the sicknote is back for this derby game.Sack him and other deadwoods and sign some quality players in defence,midfield and a top quality striker playing alongside Rhodes.

dangerous dave wrote:
chris de berg - Your heads in the sand!!!
Sad to say Dunn's unfortunately finished as are the Rovers if they continue in their current form!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

True

fanny_tickler. wrote:
BBC News: UK Retailer Primark has reported a dramatic rise in demand for gentleman's underpants at the Blackburn department store in the week leading up to the derby game with Burnley. A Primark spokesperson claims the company has never seen anything like it in 10 years of trading. "The Blackburn townsfolk are obviously feeling the nerves kicking in ahead of Sunday's game, and accident's do happen". The rush on underpants shows no signs of slowing as emergency y-fronts are being shipped in by the lorry load.

Dingle

fanny_tickler. wrote:
DUNN OUT!

Dingle

Oh dear. Things are beginning to look a bit ominous. Before the Millwall game I was confidently thinking that the next two games would bring us six points and push us back into promotion contention.

But two poor home performances and four goals conceded have shattered that confidence. I sincerely hope Henning Berg can turn things around, but I am beginning to have doubts.

We should have begun to see his influence by now, but in all honesty we look a bunch of misfits and not-good-enoughs, lacking quality and conviction. I know Berg has inherited this lot and I know that it would take some time to turn things round, but will he be able to?

I fully expected to see some backroom changes by now but has HB been told he will have to work with what he has got – or, even worse, does he not have his own trusted ‘team’? I don’t know what departures there have been since Sam went, but we seem woefully lacking on the coaching and training side.

The stamina has gone, the work rate has gone, the fitness has gone. No method, no fire, no punch. A pitiful midfield – and still seriously lacking in defensive ability, even though that problem has been staring us in the face for two years. Where is Gael Givet? Is he injured – or is he another victim of the old guard purge?

We are at sixes and sevens, unbalanced, careless. We have one of the top strikers in the league and we can’t get the ball to him. Peterborough apart, he is feeding off scraps.

How much influence are our deaf and dumb owners in Pune still wielding? Was HB the only applicant who was prepared to sell his soul to them? For what my voice was worth I pleaded with the Rao brothers and Shebby Singh in personal letters not to take another gamble with inexperience for reasons clear to everyone except them. The decision, I warned, could be their last chance to get one thing right after two years of calamitous mistakes.

Here we are hoping for the return of a ‘saviour’ in David Dunn for a derby game that would be highly embarrassing to lose when, in reality, if he is ‘fit’ he may not last much more than half an hour. How desperate can we get? I’ve been a great admirer of David down the years, but we have to face up to the fact that injuries have taken their toll and we may now only see cameo appearances from him.

The miserable defeat by Bolton may well be a defining point in our season. Chilling echoes of last season when the 2-1 defeat then was the beginning of the end of our life in the Premiership.

The last six matches have produced 5 points – W1 D2 L3. One win against a floundering side with massive internal disciplinary problems. Fast forward to the end of the season and that, if continued, equates to approximately 50 points (28 plus a further 22), which could be uncomfortably flirting with relegation again.

Berg has to turn our fortunes around completely in the next six matches – W4 D1 L1 or W4 D2 L0. To grab an automatic promotion spot with well over 80 points we can now afford to lose only another four or five games out of the next 27. A big ask and, on current form, highly unlikely.

Maybe Berg can sort it all out – but hopes are fading for this season. In that case, more Venkey’s chickens will be coming home to roost with the first £80million slipping through their fingers.

If relegation didn’t, then perhaps that will bring them to their senses.

Oh dear. Things are beginning to look a bit ominous. Before the Millwall game I was confidently thinking that the next two games would bring us six points and push us back into promotion contention.

But two poor home performances and four goals conceded have shattered that confidence. I sincerely hope Henning Berg can turn things around, but I am beginning to have doubts.

We should have begun to see his influence by now, but in all honesty we look a bunch of misfits and not-good-enoughs, lacking quality and conviction. I know Berg has inherited this lot and I know that it would take some time to turn things round, but will he be able to?

I fully expected to see some backroom changes by now but has HB been told he will have to work with what he has got – or, even worse, does he not have his own trusted ‘team’? I don’t know what departures there have been since Sam went, but we seem woefully lacking on the coaching and training side.

The stamina has gone, the work rate has gone, the fitness has gone. No method, no fire, no punch. A pitiful midfield – and still seriously lacking in defensive ability, even though that problem has been staring us in the face for two years. Where is Gael Givet? Is he injured – or is he another victim of the old guard purge?

We are at sixes and sevens, unbalanced, careless. We have one of the top strikers in the league and we can’t get the ball to him. Peterborough apart, he is feeding off scraps.

How much influence are our deaf and dumb owners in Pune still wielding? Was HB the only applicant who was prepared to sell his soul to them? For what my voice was worth I pleaded with the Rao brothers and Shebby Singh in personal letters not to take another gamble with inexperience for reasons clear to everyone except them. The decision, I warned, could be their last chance to get one thing right after two years of calamitous mistakes.

Here we are hoping for the return of a ‘saviour’ in David Dunn for a derby game that would be highly embarrassing to lose when, in reality, if he is ‘fit’ he may not last much more than half an hour. How desperate can we get? I’ve been a great admirer of David down the years, but we have to face up to the fact that injuries have taken their toll and we may now only see cameo appearances from him.

The miserable defeat by Bolton may well be a defining point in our season. Chilling echoes of last season when the 2-1 defeat then was the beginning of the end of our life in the Premiership.

The last six matches have produced 5 points – W1 D2 L3. One win against a floundering side with massive internal disciplinary problems. Fast forward to the end of the season and that, if continued, equates to approximately 50 points (28 plus a further 22), which could be uncomfortably flirting with relegation again.

Berg has to turn our fortunes around completely in the next six matches – W4 D1 L1 or W4 D2 L0. To grab an automatic promotion spot with well over 80 points we can now afford to lose only another four or five games out of the next 27. A big ask and, on current form, highly unlikely.

Maybe Berg can sort it all out – but hopes are fading for this season. In that case, more Venkey’s chickens will be coming home to roost with the first £80million slipping through their fingers.

If relegation didn’t, then perhaps that will bring them to their senses.

roverfor60years wrote:
Oh dear. Things are beginning to look a bit ominous. Before the Millwall game I was confidently thinking that the next two games would bring us six points and push us back into promotion contention.

But two poor home performances and four goals conceded have shattered that confidence. I sincerely hope Henning Berg can turn things around, but I am beginning to have doubts.

We should have begun to see his influence by now, but in all honesty we look a bunch of misfits and not-good-enoughs, lacking quality and conviction. I know Berg has inherited this lot and I know that it would take some time to turn things round, but will he be able to?

I fully expected to see some backroom changes by now but has HB been told he will have to work with what he has got – or, even worse, does he not have his own trusted ‘team’? I don’t know what departures there have been since Sam went, but we seem woefully lacking on the coaching and training side.

The stamina has gone, the work rate has gone, the fitness has gone. No method, no fire, no punch. A pitiful midfield – and still seriously lacking in defensive ability, even though that problem has been staring us in the face for two years. Where is Gael Givet? Is he injured – or is he another victim of the old guard purge?

We are at sixes and sevens, unbalanced, careless. We have one of the top strikers in the league and we can’t get the ball to him. Peterborough apart, he is feeding off scraps.

How much influence are our deaf and dumb owners in Pune still wielding? Was HB the only applicant who was prepared to sell his soul to them? For what my voice was worth I pleaded with the Rao brothers and Shebby Singh in personal letters not to take another gamble with inexperience for reasons clear to everyone except them. The decision, I warned, could be their last chance to get one thing right after two years of calamitous mistakes.

Here we are hoping for the return of a ‘saviour’ in David Dunn for a derby game that would be highly embarrassing to lose when, in reality, if he is ‘fit’ he may not last much more than half an hour. How desperate can we get? I’ve been a great admirer of David down the years, but we have to face up to the fact that injuries have taken their toll and we may now only see cameo appearances from him.

The miserable defeat by Bolton may well be a defining point in our season. Chilling echoes of last season when the 2-1 defeat then was the beginning of the end of our life in the Premiership.

The last six matches have produced 5 points – W1 D2 L3. One win against a floundering side with massive internal disciplinary problems. Fast forward to the end of the season and that, if continued, equates to approximately 50 points (28 plus a further 22), which could be uncomfortably flirting with relegation again.

Berg has to turn our fortunes around completely in the next six matches – W4 D1 L1 or W4 D2 L0. To grab an automatic promotion spot with well over 80 points we can now afford to lose only another four or five games out of the next 27. A big ask and, on current form, highly unlikely.

Maybe Berg can sort it all out – but hopes are fading for this season. In that case, more Venkey’s chickens will be coming home to roost with the first £80million slipping through their fingers.

If relegation didn’t, then perhaps that will bring them to their senses.

Excellent post and spot on with your observations. I don't think anything will bring Venkys to their senses. They've had all the advice in the world from people who know the game but listened to no-one.
The reason they are "deaf and dumb" is because they were found out to be lying in the beginning, so are now 'keeping mum' so not to be caught out again. I feel they have so much to hide, hence their silence.

BREAKING NEWS................

............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.

Dunn is one of the few Rovers players who understands what this means to the Blackburn fans. He will be desperate to play and earn his place in Rovers history by prolonging this undefeated streak against the dungles. If he is halfway fit I would play him!

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................


............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.

Silly dingle.

champs95 wrote:

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................



............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.

Silly dingle.

todays burnley express father and son david ad robert shaw born and bread in burnley convicted of child **** BORN IN BURNLEY THINK THIS BEFORE YOU WRITE ABOUT BLACKBURN POLISH

GameRoverMan wrote:
Dunn is one of the few Rovers players who understands what this means to the Blackburn fans. He will be desperate to play and earn his place in Rovers history by prolonging this undefeated streak against the dungles. If he is halfway fit I would play him!

Dungles? Come on my shoeless soup loving tramp friend, you must be new to this banter/abuse Mularky, at least get it right if your gonna dish it out.

ChrisDeBerg wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:
Messrs Shaw Agnew Singh Berg - what a way to run a so called club wanting to get back into the Premiership - pulling out of the cupboard the old crocks from time to time just shows we haven't got the calibre of players or settled team needed to win promotion - what a state of affairs!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH BLACK HENDRY VENKEYS

OUT WITH DANGEROUS DAVE

Out with "chris de Berg" ,WHOEVER he really is ! another "Berg"

Dunn with one rusty old bollock and a strained calf is better than the two passengers currently in our midfield- Etuhu and Murphy.
-
30K a week each of them and they are absolute passengers.

Dan11 wrote:
Dunn with one rusty old bollock and a strained calf is better than the two passengers currently in our midfield- Etuhu and Murphy.
-
30K a week each of them and they are absolute passengers.

Well done Venkys and Kean for signing up these two donkeys.

Again, well done you plonkers.

9:08am Sat 1 Dec 12
Ossywood says...

We will still beat the 6 fingered sister lickers even with the worst side in rovers history!
I have just backed this up by putting a nice £100 bet on with William hill at a lovely 7/4, thus giving me a tidy £275 return which I will again celebrate with in my local!
Sunday is going to be a great day all round
Easy 3 points, free money and good ale!

God forbid this happens,
BFC 1 BRFC 0 Why?

Keans solicitor,
Your honour my client was told if he lost three games on the trot he would be fired, yet HB has done the same and is still there, I rest my case,

Lesson learnt Shebby, keep your mouth shut!

Can't we put a huge cardboard cut out of Big Sam next to the dugout? Rather like the Catholics El Cid tactics in the battles against the Moors?

When i see you Burnley I go outta my mind I just cant get enough In just cant get enough der der der dddd!!!!!!!!

fit or not, he should start before murphy and ethuhu

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................ ............BREAKING NEWS.............. BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN. Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby. The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour. This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.

Hmmmm. was the guy who was sent down for this not from burnley?

btw, Sadly i think we will lose our 33 year unbeaten record v the 6 fingered sister troublers over the hill.

well done venkys!

roverfor60years wrote:
Oh dear. Things are beginning to look a bit ominous. Before the Millwall game I was confidently thinking that the next two games would bring us six points and push us back into promotion contention.

But two poor home performances and four goals conceded have shattered that confidence. I sincerely hope Henning Berg can turn things around, but I am beginning to have doubts.

We should have begun to see his influence by now, but in all honesty we look a bunch of misfits and not-good-enoughs, lacking quality and conviction. I know Berg has inherited this lot and I know that it would take some time to turn things round, but will he be able to?

I fully expected to see some backroom changes by now but has HB been told he will have to work with what he has got – or, even worse, does he not have his own trusted ‘team’? I don’t know what departures there have been since Sam went, but we seem woefully lacking on the coaching and training side.

The stamina has gone, the work rate has gone, the fitness has gone. No method, no fire, no punch. A pitiful midfield – and still seriously lacking in defensive ability, even though that problem has been staring us in the face for two years. Where is Gael Givet? Is he injured – or is he another victim of the old guard purge?

We are at sixes and sevens, unbalanced, careless. We have one of the top strikers in the league and we can’t get the ball to him. Peterborough apart, he is feeding off scraps.

How much influence are our deaf and dumb owners in Pune still wielding? Was HB the only applicant who was prepared to sell his soul to them? For what my voice was worth I pleaded with the Rao brothers and Shebby Singh in personal letters not to take another gamble with inexperience for reasons clear to everyone except them. The decision, I warned, could be their last chance to get one thing right after two years of calamitous mistakes.

Here we are hoping for the return of a ‘saviour’ in David Dunn for a derby game that would be highly embarrassing to lose when, in reality, if he is ‘fit’ he may not last much more than half an hour. How desperate can we get? I’ve been a great admirer of David down the years, but we have to face up to the fact that injuries have taken their toll and we may now only see cameo appearances from him.

The miserable defeat by Bolton may well be a defining point in our season. Chilling echoes of last season when the 2-1 defeat then was the beginning of the end of our life in the Premiership.

The last six matches have produced 5 points – W1 D2 L3. One win against a floundering side with massive internal disciplinary problems. Fast forward to the end of the season and that, if continued, equates to approximately 50 points (28 plus a further 22), which could be uncomfortably flirting with relegation again.

Berg has to turn our fortunes around completely in the next six matches – W4 D1 L1 or W4 D2 L0. To grab an automatic promotion spot with well over 80 points we can now afford to lose only another four or five games out of the next 27. A big ask and, on current form, highly unlikely.

Maybe Berg can sort it all out – but hopes are fading for this season. In that case, more Venkey’s chickens will be coming home to roost with the first £80million slipping through their fingers.

If relegation didn’t, then perhaps that will bring them to their senses.

A really good honest assessment.

Just to add that I'm fully behind HB but am getting worried about others influencing his decisions or certain stipulations about who has to play.

Murphy n Etuhu cannot play in the same side, both passionless, lazy, slow, going through the motions etc etc and I'd of hoped by now HB would of changed that.
Why is our best defender not playing... Givet?
Why is Simon not starting and getting a chance?
Why is JR not getting a partner up front?
What is so wrong with the proven 4 4 2?
I know HB inherited an ageing squad and Portugese freebies but changes have to be made, he's got to start putting his mark on the team quickly.

I'd be glad to see Dunny back tmrw to start the game, be it for 40 mins just to set the tempo and passion that we ate gonna need.
I've never been so nervous about playing the Dingles but on current form we could get drubbed as we have nobody willing to stand up and play for their shirts.
I'd even take a draw now.

I so hope I am proven wrong and the players are up for it because if we lose tmrw then this season is virtually written off and the vultures will start circling and we will be back to the boos n screams on a weekly basis.

Come on rovers, lets start the changes tmrw.

George White Bread wrote:

GameRoverMan wrote:
Dunn is one of the few Rovers players who understands what this means to the Blackburn fans. He will be desperate to play and earn his place in Rovers history by prolonging this undefeated streak against the dungles. If he is halfway fit I would play him!

Dungles? Come on my shoeless soup loving tramp friend, you must be new to this banter/abuse Mularky, at least get it right if your gonna dish it out.

It started as a typo but then I thought it better described our inferior rivals. Also if you think about it for more than half a second if I was a shoeless soup loving tramp then I would hardly have access to a computer!

GameRoverMan wrote:

George White Bread wrote:

GameRoverMan wrote:
Dunn is one of the few Rovers players who understands what this means to the Blackburn fans. He will be desperate to play and earn his place in Rovers history by prolonging this undefeated streak against the dungles. If he is halfway fit I would play him!

Dungles? Come on my shoeless soup loving tramp friend, you must be new to this banter/abuse Mularky, at least get it right if your gonna dish it out.

It started as a typo but then I thought it better described our inferior rivals. Also if you think about it for more than half a second if I was a shoeless soup loving tramp then I would hardly have access to a computer!

He's a Dingle. What do you expect ? Brains ?

Harwoodstblue wrote:

GameRoverMan wrote:

George White Bread wrote:

GameRoverMan wrote:
Dunn is one of the few Rovers players who understands what this means to the Blackburn fans. He will be desperate to play and earn his place in Rovers history by prolonging this undefeated streak against the dungles. If he is halfway fit I would play him!

Dungles? Come on my shoeless soup loving tramp friend, you must be new to this banter/abuse Mularky, at least get it right if your gonna dish it out.

It started as a typo but then I thought it better described our inferior rivals. Also if you think about it for more than half a second if I was a shoeless soup loving tramp then I would hardly have access to a computer!

He's a Dingle. What do you expect ? Brains ?

As much as I look forward to our derbies, the thought of visiting that sh1t stained, stench filled, wooden shed that is the turd.

Dungles is right. The only worthy reason for going there is the easy three points!

CoYB!

Harwoodstblue wrote:

GameRoverMan wrote:

George White Bread wrote:

GameRoverMan wrote:
Dunn is one of the few Rovers players who understands what this means to the Blackburn fans. He will be desperate to play and earn his place in Rovers history by prolonging this undefeated streak against the dungles. If he is halfway fit I would play him!

Dungles? Come on my shoeless soup loving tramp friend, you must be new to this banter/abuse Mularky, at least get it right if your gonna dish it out.

It started as a typo but then I thought it better described our inferior rivals. Also if you think about it for more than half a second if I was a shoeless soup loving tramp then I would hardly have access to a computer!

He's a Dingle. What do you expect ? Brains ?

The more I think about it the better it fits - the dungles from Turd Moor.

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................


............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.

get stuffed dingle!

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................


............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.

I think you'll find that it's Burnley, where the horse botherers come from. Pr1ck!

http://www.lancashir
etelegraph.co.uk/new
s/burnley/9956847.Bu
rnley_man_caught_wit
h_pornographic_image
s_of_horses/

What's the difference between a Burnley fan and a B******d fan?

When a Burnley fan says his girlfriend has two left feet, it's because she's bad at dancing. When a B*******d fan says it, it's just because she's a horse.

NO NAY NEVER

roverfor60years wrote:
Oh dear. Things are beginning to look a bit ominous. Before the Millwall game I was confidently thinking that the next two games would bring us six points and push us back into promotion contention.

But two poor home performances and four goals conceded have shattered that confidence. I sincerely hope Henning Berg can turn things around, but I am beginning to have doubts.

We should have begun to see his influence by now, but in all honesty we look a bunch of misfits and not-good-enoughs, lacking quality and conviction. I know Berg has inherited this lot and I know that it would take some time to turn things round, but will he be able to?

I fully expected to see some backroom changes by now but has HB been told he will have to work with what he has got – or, even worse, does he not have his own trusted ‘team’? I don’t know what departures there have been since Sam went, but we seem woefully lacking on the coaching and training side.

The stamina has gone, the work rate has gone, the fitness has gone. No method, no fire, no punch. A pitiful midfield – and still seriously lacking in defensive ability, even though that problem has been staring us in the face for two years. Where is Gael Givet? Is he injured – or is he another victim of the old guard purge?

We are at sixes and sevens, unbalanced, careless. We have one of the top strikers in the league and we can’t get the ball to him. Peterborough apart, he is feeding off scraps.

How much influence are our deaf and dumb owners in Pune still wielding? Was HB the only applicant who was prepared to sell his soul to them? For what my voice was worth I pleaded with the Rao brothers and Shebby Singh in personal letters not to take another gamble with inexperience for reasons clear to everyone except them. The decision, I warned, could be their last chance to get one thing right after two years of calamitous mistakes.

Here we are hoping for the return of a ‘saviour’ in David Dunn for a derby game that would be highly embarrassing to lose when, in reality, if he is ‘fit’ he may not last much more than half an hour. How desperate can we get? I’ve been a great admirer of David down the years, but we have to face up to the fact that injuries have taken their toll and we may now only see cameo appearances from him.

The miserable defeat by Bolton may well be a defining point in our season. Chilling echoes of last season when the 2-1 defeat then was the beginning of the end of our life in the Premiership.

The last six matches have produced 5 points – W1 D2 L3. One win against a floundering side with massive internal disciplinary problems. Fast forward to the end of the season and that, if continued, equates to approximately 50 points (28 plus a further 22), which could be uncomfortably flirting with relegation again.

Berg has to turn our fortunes around completely in the next six matches – W4 D1 L1 or W4 D2 L0. To grab an automatic promotion spot with well over 80 points we can now afford to lose only another four or five games out of the next 27. A big ask and, on current form, highly unlikely.

Maybe Berg can sort it all out – but hopes are fading for this season. In that case, more Venkey’s chickens will be coming home to roost with the first £80million slipping through their fingers.

If relegation didn’t, then perhaps that will bring them to their senses.

No chance, these guys are as thick as cs!