Clarets keeper Lee Grant believes hotpot derby will be tastiest

9:09am Friday 30th November 2012 in Football Photograph of the Author By Suzanne Geldard, Burnley FC reporter

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LEE Grant has experienced the cut and thrust of several Steel City showdowns.

He experienced many an East Midlands duel during his time at Derby County too.

But the goalkeeper feels Sunday’s Lancashire hotpot will be the tastiest derby yet.

“I’ve heard this one’s particularly ferocious so I’m looking forward to it,” said the former Sheffield Wednesday stopper.

“It’s an exciting one. I’ve played in a few big derbies and it’s nice to be involved in another one.

“I’m hoping the atmosphere and everything else surrounding the game lives up to the hype.

“The two Sheffield clubs is obviously a big one.

“I’m pretty certain it’s going to at least match that.

“It will be an exciting one, there’s no doubt about that.”

Grant played in six Sheffield derbies from 2007-2010, winning three and drawing two – famously doing the double over the Blades in 2008/09 for the first time in 95 years. It was also Wednesday’s first win at Bramall Lane since 1967.

Similarly, Burnley have lost time to make up for having waited over 33 years to beat Blackburn Rovers.

Grant hopes the wait will be over come Sunday.

And he feels it would be achievable with Burnley bucking their ideas up at the back.

While the Clarets boasted an enviable ‘goals for’ column in the Championship earlier in the season, their expansive game made them vulnerable, and it showed with the goals against.

There have been fewer of those in the last month, with three clean sheets recorded in six games under Sean Dyche.

Grant believes the new boss is succeeding in tightening the ship.

“It’s a combination of different things,” said the 20-year-old.

“Repetition and some reminders help.

“When you look at the back five there aren’t a lot of players that haven't got good experience at this level.

“Sometimes you play a certain amount of games and things can get lost in translation, especially with the transition in manager.

“But the new staff have come in and done a good job of just reminding us of basic elements and also some new elements that have helped us to just play together a bit better as a unit.

“The less I have to do means the better we’re playing as a side.”

Comments (47)

9:30am Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane. Return of the Magnificent se7en

9:54am Fri 30 Nov 12

Kermit The Frog says...

Exactly - which is why we are going to bounce back off the ropes, smash you in the proverbial face and **** ourselves laughing as the referee counts you ugly neanderthals out.

3 years and counting......
Exactly - which is why we are going to bounce back off the ropes, smash you in the proverbial face and **** ourselves laughing as the referee counts you ugly neanderthals out. 3 years and counting...... Kermit The Frog

9:57am Fri 30 Nov 12

bigste says...

It's the best chance the dingles will ever get. Berg's men will never let it happen I'm sure.
It's the best chance the dingles will ever get. Berg's men will never let it happen I'm sure. bigste

10:05am Fri 30 Nov 12

accyweb says...

I dont even think its going to be close, I predict 4-1 to the mighty Clarets.
I dont even think its going to be close, I predict 4-1 to the mighty Clarets. accyweb

10:09am Fri 30 Nov 12

fanny_tickler. says...

It's squeaky bum time for the Rovers, you can literally smell the fear.
It's squeaky bum time for the Rovers, you can literally smell the fear. fanny_tickler.

10:11am Fri 30 Nov 12

Rover-The-Moon says...

accyweb wrote:
I dont even think its going to be close, I predict 4-1 to the mighty Clarets.
Come on be realistic haha. Come sunday you will all be silent on here!

I predict 3-1 Rovers. And you will have a sending off. Then around 4p.m your town centre will be trashed by your own fans. Get your bets in lads!

Rhodes to score first.
[quote][p][bold]accyweb[/bold] wrote: I dont even think its going to be close, I predict 4-1 to the mighty Clarets.[/p][/quote]Come on be realistic haha. Come sunday you will all be silent on here! I predict 3-1 Rovers. And you will have a sending off. Then around 4p.m your town centre will be trashed by your own fans. Get your bets in lads! Rhodes to score first. Rover-The-Moon

10:15am Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Kermit The Frog wrote:
Exactly - which is why we are going to bounce back off the ropes, smash you in the proverbial face and **** ourselves laughing as the referee counts you ugly neanderthals out.

3 years and counting......
Someones got their hand up yer arse again and moving yer mouth, Your scenario only happens in your skull cap. In reality you will take another pounding like your momma done give yer.
Chim Chiminee
[quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: Exactly - which is why we are going to bounce back off the ropes, smash you in the proverbial face and **** ourselves laughing as the referee counts you ugly neanderthals out. 3 years and counting......[/p][/quote]Someones got their hand up yer arse again and moving yer mouth, Your scenario only happens in your skull cap. In reality you will take another pounding like your momma done give yer. Chim Chiminee Return of the Magnificent se7en

10:28am Fri 30 Nov 12

claretman25 says...

I'm a season ticket holder at BFC but I refuse to attend when the police are dictating the time of the game, how I'm allowed to travel, when I can have a drink and how I can buy a ticket. I shall not attend the away game either. Thought I lived in a free country.
I'm a season ticket holder at BFC but I refuse to attend when the police are dictating the time of the game, how I'm allowed to travel, when I can have a drink and how I can buy a ticket. I shall not attend the away game either. Thought I lived in a free country. claretman25

10:44am Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Froggy boy is getting more excited with the prospect of taking another good pounding, just like old times.
Froggy boy is getting more excited with the prospect of taking another good pounding, just like old times. Return of the Magnificent se7en

11:04am Fri 30 Nov 12

BananaClarets says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities. BananaClarets

11:17am Fri 30 Nov 12

Claretandtrue says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en , IF you are going to the game, please dismount your Mrs before entering the stand. We will make sure that there is plenty of Straw/Hay around for her, so you've no need to worry.
Return of the Magnificent se7en , IF you are going to the game, please dismount your Mrs before entering the stand. We will make sure that there is plenty of Straw/Hay around for her, so you've no need to worry. Claretandtrue

11:21am Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
[quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag. Return of the Magnificent se7en

11:24am Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Claretandtrue wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en , IF you are going to the game, please dismount your Mrs before entering the stand. We will make sure that there is plenty of Straw/Hay around for her, so you've no need to worry.
You can taste the stench of defeat already, I sense it in your shallow words. You will once again surrender to the mighty, just as you always do. Its like groundhog day.
[quote][p][bold]Claretandtrue[/bold] wrote: Return of the Magnificent se7en , IF you are going to the game, please dismount your Mrs before entering the stand. We will make sure that there is plenty of Straw/Hay around for her, so you've no need to worry.[/p][/quote]You can taste the stench of defeat already, I sense it in your shallow words. You will once again surrender to the mighty, just as you always do. Its like groundhog day. Return of the Magnificent se7en

11:28am Fri 30 Nov 12

Rovers75 says...

Kermit The Frog wrote:
Exactly - which is why we are going to bounce back off the ropes, smash you in the proverbial face and **** ourselves laughing as the referee counts you ugly neanderthals out.

3 years and counting......
Brave words Kermit.....

Smash us in the face? That's what you'd like to do isn't it and literally? All that pent up frustration and hatred isn't doing you any good.
Why don't you go and smash one up the whippets sherrifs badge on your dinner break and release some of that anger, there's a good frog
[quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: Exactly - which is why we are going to bounce back off the ropes, smash you in the proverbial face and **** ourselves laughing as the referee counts you ugly neanderthals out. 3 years and counting......[/p][/quote]Brave words Kermit..... Smash us in the face? That's what you'd like to do isn't it and literally? All that pent up frustration and hatred isn't doing you any good. Why don't you go and smash one up the whippets sherrifs badge on your dinner break and release some of that anger, there's a good frog Rovers75

11:37am Fri 30 Nov 12

fanny_tickler. says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom. fanny_tickler.

11:43am Fri 30 Nov 12

vintageclaret says...

fanny_tickler. wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.
Now, now Fanny stop getting all excited LOL
[quote][p][bold]fanny_tickler.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.[/p][/quote]Now, now Fanny stop getting all excited LOL vintageclaret

11:45am Fri 30 Nov 12

vintageclaret says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZ

Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless vintageclaret

12:00pm Fri 30 Nov 12

vintageclaret says...

POLICE NEWSFLASH

A spokesman for the Lancashire Constabularly has said that they will be using all known control methods to keep BRFC fans quiet. However, they have decided that to keep them truly happy they will be drafting in an extra contingency of Police horses for them but request an orderly queue to alleviate any distress that may be caused if they become too pre-ccupied and miss the match
POLICE NEWSFLASH A spokesman for the Lancashire Constabularly has said that they will be using all known control methods to keep BRFC fans quiet. However, they have decided that to keep them truly happy they will be drafting in an extra contingency of Police horses for them but request an orderly queue to alleviate any distress that may be caused if they become too pre-ccupied and miss the match vintageclaret

12:19pm Fri 30 Nov 12

BananaClarets says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag."

Yeah... I really don't see it.

Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme.

P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag." Yeah... I really don't see it. Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme. P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to. BananaClarets

12:27pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Keen O to Get Kean Out says...

im afraid lads we are all doomed this season,, two of lancs proudest clubs are both going into freefall ,, both to get relegated within two seasons, both with average gates of 7000 both soon playing stanley..
Football has been ruined, look at the table.. the result is irrelevant, both for the drop soon
im afraid lads we are all doomed this season,, two of lancs proudest clubs are both going into freefall ,, both to get relegated within two seasons, both with average gates of 7000 both soon playing stanley.. Football has been ruined, look at the table.. the result is irrelevant, both for the drop soon Keen O to Get Kean Out

12:27pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Kermit The Frog says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
Kermit The Frog wrote:
Bless - did little sister not want her 'special cuddle' last night?

I get it that you must be so sexually frustrated now the winter has closed in and the horses are no longer playing in the fields - never mind you can always get you preferred **** fix by subscribing to The Racing Channel.

Blackburn fans - making horses nervous since 1875
The guy was Polish, but one historical fact you cannot deny is this.
The only known case in the world of a father and son Peado tag team occurred in Burnley. Thats right it happened right there in dingle town. Both convicted of sharing the same hobby. The LT ran the story. Just like they ran the one about the Polish immigrant horse botherer in oswaldtwisle, but don't let fact get in the way slug eater.
Tag its your turn daddy.
34 years, soon to be 35
Ahh right, the guy was Polish, excellent excuse...what about the fella called Ernest Haywood, who was caught a mere week after your Polish fella, white, no Polish connections and lived in Blackburn all his life.

Seems to be a national pastime in your town, immigrants, locals, anyone loves a 'dabble with the horses'.

Blackburn fans have proved that you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it to give oral.
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: Bless - did little sister not want her 'special cuddle' last night? I get it that you must be so sexually frustrated now the winter has closed in and the horses are no longer playing in the fields - never mind you can always get you preferred **** fix by subscribing to The Racing Channel. Blackburn fans - making horses nervous since 1875[/p][/quote]The guy was Polish, but one historical fact you cannot deny is this. The only known case in the world of a father and son Peado tag team occurred in Burnley. Thats right it happened right there in dingle town. Both convicted of sharing the same hobby. The LT ran the story. Just like they ran the one about the Polish immigrant horse botherer in oswaldtwisle, but don't let fact get in the way slug eater. Tag its your turn daddy. 34 years, soon to be 35[/p][/quote]Ahh right, the guy was Polish, excellent excuse...what about the fella called Ernest Haywood, who was caught a mere week after your Polish fella, white, no Polish connections and lived in Blackburn all his life. Seems to be a national pastime in your town, immigrants, locals, anyone loves a 'dabble with the horses'. Blackburn fans have proved that you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it to give oral. Kermit The Frog

12:29pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag."

Yeah... I really don't see it.

Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme.

P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.
We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.
[quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag." Yeah... I really don't see it. Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme. P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.[/p][/quote]We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill. Return of the Magnificent se7en

12:34pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Chico! says...

vintageclaret wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless
Why do you always drag me into your warped fantasies you tedious little germ? Your obsession with me (while touching) is going to far. Is getting a bit 'dingle white shemail' (see what I did there?)

Please don't reply to this, you're by far the most boring individual ever to sully this site. Your posts are soul-crushingly dull.

Your banter is poor, like your grammar and the genetic diversity of your family. Now run along - it's the bloke sat next you's go on the Work Program PC.

Bless x
[quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless[/p][/quote]Why do you always drag me into your warped fantasies you tedious little germ? Your obsession with me (while touching) is going to far. Is getting a bit 'dingle white shemail' (see what I did there?) Please don't reply to this, you're by far the most boring individual ever to sully this site. Your posts are soul-crushingly dull. Your banter is poor, like your grammar and the genetic diversity of your family. Now run along - it's the bloke sat next you's go on the Work Program PC. Bless x Chico!

12:47pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Kermit The Frog wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
Kermit The Frog wrote:
Bless - did little sister not want her 'special cuddle' last night?

I get it that you must be so sexually frustrated now the winter has closed in and the horses are no longer playing in the fields - never mind you can always get you preferred **** fix by subscribing to The Racing Channel.

Blackburn fans - making horses nervous since 1875
The guy was Polish, but one historical fact you cannot deny is this.
The only known case in the world of a father and son Peado tag team occurred in Burnley. Thats right it happened right there in dingle town. Both convicted of sharing the same hobby. The LT ran the story. Just like they ran the one about the Polish immigrant horse botherer in oswaldtwisle, but don't let fact get in the way slug eater.
Tag its your turn daddy.
34 years, soon to be 35
Ahh right, the guy was Polish, excellent excuse...what about the fella called Ernest Haywood, who was caught a mere week after your Polish fella, white, no Polish connections and lived in Blackburn all his life.

Seems to be a national pastime in your town, immigrants, locals, anyone loves a 'dabble with the horses'.

Blackburn fans have proved that you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it to give oral.
Maybe you missed it froggy boy, but, the only known case, in the world, of a father and son peado tag team, came from Burnley. In the history of mankind. they should be studied, the medical journals need answers as to this weird occurrence. Is there a mutation in the human DNA strand occurring? Or more frighteningly, is it local tradition?
Got to go to work now whilst you look for another job in yer internet cafe. Sulking that your real job of posting The Shuttle, is hard work in such cold conditions, and your pond is frozen. RIBBIT.
[quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: Bless - did little sister not want her 'special cuddle' last night? I get it that you must be so sexually frustrated now the winter has closed in and the horses are no longer playing in the fields - never mind you can always get you preferred **** fix by subscribing to The Racing Channel. Blackburn fans - making horses nervous since 1875[/p][/quote]The guy was Polish, but one historical fact you cannot deny is this. The only known case in the world of a father and son Peado tag team occurred in Burnley. Thats right it happened right there in dingle town. Both convicted of sharing the same hobby. The LT ran the story. Just like they ran the one about the Polish immigrant horse botherer in oswaldtwisle, but don't let fact get in the way slug eater. Tag its your turn daddy. 34 years, soon to be 35[/p][/quote]Ahh right, the guy was Polish, excellent excuse...what about the fella called Ernest Haywood, who was caught a mere week after your Polish fella, white, no Polish connections and lived in Blackburn all his life. Seems to be a national pastime in your town, immigrants, locals, anyone loves a 'dabble with the horses'. Blackburn fans have proved that you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it to give oral.[/p][/quote]Maybe you missed it froggy boy, but, the only known case, in the world, of a father and son peado tag team, came from Burnley. In the history of mankind. they should be studied, the medical journals need answers as to this weird occurrence. Is there a mutation in the human DNA strand occurring? Or more frighteningly, is it local tradition? Got to go to work now whilst you look for another job in yer internet cafe. Sulking that your real job of posting The Shuttle, is hard work in such cold conditions, and your pond is frozen. RIBBIT. Return of the Magnificent se7en

12:50pm Fri 30 Nov 12

BananaClarets says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag."

Yeah... I really don't see it.

Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme.

P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.
We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.
You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag." Yeah... I really don't see it. Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme. P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.[/p][/quote]We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.[/p][/quote]You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league. BananaClarets

1:07pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag."

Yeah... I really don't see it.

Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme.

P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.
We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.
You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.
Yep, its the 35 years that will hurt the most, so, for the love of god, you must win this time, then your town centre will go back down to amber alert.
[quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag." Yeah... I really don't see it. Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme. P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.[/p][/quote]We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.[/p][/quote]You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.[/p][/quote]Yep, its the 35 years that will hurt the most, so, for the love of god, you must win this time, then your town centre will go back down to amber alert. Return of the Magnificent se7en

1:09pm Fri 30 Nov 12

midas says...

claretman25 wrote:
I'm a season ticket holder at BFC but I refuse to attend when the police are dictating the time of the game, how I'm allowed to travel, when I can have a drink and how I can buy a ticket. I shall not attend the away game either. Thought I lived in a free country.
The police haven't "dictatd" the time of the game, you can travel in whatever manner you wish, you can have a drink and you don't need to buy a ticket as you are a season ticket holder!
.
I agree about the trip to Ewood though!
[quote][p][bold]claretman25[/bold] wrote: I'm a season ticket holder at BFC but I refuse to attend when the police are dictating the time of the game, how I'm allowed to travel, when I can have a drink and how I can buy a ticket. I shall not attend the away game either. Thought I lived in a free country.[/p][/quote]The police haven't "dictatd" the time of the game, you can travel in whatever manner you wish, you can have a drink and you don't need to buy a ticket as you are a season ticket holder! . I agree about the trip to Ewood though! midas

1:12pm Fri 30 Nov 12

BananaClarets says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag."

Yeah... I really don't see it.

Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme.

P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.
We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.
You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.
Yep, its the 35 years that will hurt the most, so, for the love of god, you must win this time, then your town centre will go back down to amber alert.
Does it hurt? erm...no

Will we win? Probably

Will it bother you more than me? Yes
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag." Yeah... I really don't see it. Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme. P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.[/p][/quote]We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.[/p][/quote]You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.[/p][/quote]Yep, its the 35 years that will hurt the most, so, for the love of god, you must win this time, then your town centre will go back down to amber alert.[/p][/quote]Does it hurt? erm...no Will we win? Probably Will it bother you more than me? Yes BananaClarets

1:14pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

midas wrote:
claretman25 wrote:
I'm a season ticket holder at BFC but I refuse to attend when the police are dictating the time of the game, how I'm allowed to travel, when I can have a drink and how I can buy a ticket. I shall not attend the away game either. Thought I lived in a free country.
The police haven't "dictatd" the time of the game, you can travel in whatever manner you wish, you can have a drink and you don't need to buy a ticket as you are a season ticket holder!
.
I agree about the trip to Ewood though!
Quite right too. If he wants to sink fifteen pints before the game and do his usual drive to the ground in his steamroller why should police be able to stop him this week. He does fine at any other time.
[quote][p][bold]midas[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]claretman25[/bold] wrote: I'm a season ticket holder at BFC but I refuse to attend when the police are dictating the time of the game, how I'm allowed to travel, when I can have a drink and how I can buy a ticket. I shall not attend the away game either. Thought I lived in a free country.[/p][/quote]The police haven't "dictatd" the time of the game, you can travel in whatever manner you wish, you can have a drink and you don't need to buy a ticket as you are a season ticket holder! . I agree about the trip to Ewood though![/p][/quote]Quite right too. If he wants to sink fifteen pints before the game and do his usual drive to the ground in his steamroller why should police be able to stop him this week. He does fine at any other time. Return of the Magnificent se7en

1:18pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.
Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on. Return of the Magnificent se7en

1:32pm Fri 30 Nov 12

vintageclaret says...

Keen O to Get Kean Out wrote:
im afraid lads we are all doomed this season,, two of lancs proudest clubs are both going into freefall ,, both to get relegated within two seasons, both with average gates of 7000 both soon playing stanley.. Football has been ruined, look at the table.. the result is irrelevant, both for the drop soon
No I think you should have put 3 Chicken Pluckers - Trotters and Donkey Lashers
[quote][p][bold]Keen O to Get Kean Out[/bold] wrote: im afraid lads we are all doomed this season,, two of lancs proudest clubs are both going into freefall ,, both to get relegated within two seasons, both with average gates of 7000 both soon playing stanley.. Football has been ruined, look at the table.. the result is irrelevant, both for the drop soon[/p][/quote]No I think you should have put 3 Chicken Pluckers - Trotters and Donkey Lashers vintageclaret

1:37pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Kermit The Frog says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.
Oh dear - poor lickle **** fan can't get a job with internet access.

Yep, run along sunshine - those toilets won't clean themsleves now will they?
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.[/p][/quote]Oh dear - poor lickle **** fan can't get a job with internet access. Yep, run along sunshine - those toilets won't clean themsleves now will they? Kermit The Frog

2:18pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Chico! says...

Kermit The Frog wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote: Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.
Oh dear - poor lickle **** fan can't get a job with internet access. Yep, run along sunshine - those toilets won't clean themsleves now will they?
Yawn.

Does your handler on the Work Program know that you're on this site? Shouldn't you be working on your CV?

Be careful! If he catches you it'll be no dole money for you for a week, how will you pay for smack, white lightning and turkey twizzlers for tonight's tea? Mummy will get cross and withhold tonight's conjugal visit. You wouldn't like that.

Poor little Spermit, you do try so hard.

Bless x
[quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.[/p][/quote]Oh dear - poor lickle **** fan can't get a job with internet access. Yep, run along sunshine - those toilets won't clean themsleves now will they?[/p][/quote]Yawn. Does your handler on the Work Program know that you're on this site? Shouldn't you be working on your CV? Be careful! If he catches you it'll be no dole money for you for a week, how will you pay for smack, white lightning and turkey twizzlers for tonight's tea? Mummy will get cross and withhold tonight's conjugal visit. You wouldn't like that. Poor little Spermit, you do try so hard. Bless x Chico!

5:29pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Rovers75 says...

BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag."

Yeah... I really don't see it.

Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme.

P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.
We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.
You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.
Yep, its the 35 years that will hurt the most, so, for the love of god, you must win this time, then your town centre will go back down to amber alert.
Does it hurt? erm...no

Will we win? Probably

Will it bother you more than me? Yes
'Does it hurt? erm....no' - Lies

'Will we win? Probably' - More lies

'Will it bother you more than me? - Even more lies

Your in denial banana - just like all the other Worzel Gummidge brigade
[quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]"We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag." Yeah... I really don't see it. Forget about recent history for a moment and look at the current teams, and there's nothing in the Rovers team which concerns me in the slightest. There's no guarantees in sport, and that's what makes it interesting, you can't legislate for an error, or a slip, or a poor refereeing decision, but barring all that I can't see Rovers taking anything away from the Turf other than hurt pride and a match day programme. P.S Obviously you don't have to buy the programme if you don't want to.[/p][/quote]We are your local bananaskin, thats what really hurts, the fact that in 34 years you have had the poverbial taken out of you for being second class. Soon to be 35. I see nothing in the Burnley squad to worry about apart from you playing as a team. Bob the builder is extremely average at best in fact he reminds me of a shockingly lucky Dean Windass but with less brains amd less skill.[/p][/quote]You keep banging on about this 35 year thing... who cares? Most people couldn't give a toss, most people live in the now, that's what's important, you should try it sometime, and speaking of 'the now' in about 48 hours or so not only will this 35 year thing that you're so desperately hanging on to be gone, but also we'll be above you in the league.[/p][/quote]Yep, its the 35 years that will hurt the most, so, for the love of god, you must win this time, then your town centre will go back down to amber alert.[/p][/quote]Does it hurt? erm...no Will we win? Probably Will it bother you more than me? Yes[/p][/quote]'Does it hurt? erm....no' - Lies 'Will we win? Probably' - More lies 'Will it bother you more than me? - Even more lies Your in denial banana - just like all the other Worzel Gummidge brigade Rovers75

7:28pm Fri 30 Nov 12

George White Bread says...

Chico! wrote:
vintageclaret wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless
Why do you always drag me into your warped fantasies you tedious little germ? Your obsession with me (while touching) is going to far. Is getting a bit 'dingle white shemail' (see what I did there?)

Please don't reply to this, you're by far the most boring individual ever to sully this site. Your posts are soul-crushingly dull.

Your banter is poor, like your grammar and the genetic diversity of your family. Now run along - it's the bloke sat next you's go on the Work Program PC.

Bless x
Don't interrupt them this is some quality abuse.....I'm loving it !
[quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless[/p][/quote]Why do you always drag me into your warped fantasies you tedious little germ? Your obsession with me (while touching) is going to far. Is getting a bit 'dingle white shemail' (see what I did there?) Please don't reply to this, you're by far the most boring individual ever to sully this site. Your posts are soul-crushingly dull. Your banter is poor, like your grammar and the genetic diversity of your family. Now run along - it's the bloke sat next you's go on the Work Program PC. Bless x[/p][/quote]Don't interrupt them this is some quality abuse.....I'm loving it ! George White Bread

7:37pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Rovers75 says...

George White Bread wrote:
Chico! wrote:
vintageclaret wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless
Why do you always drag me into your warped fantasies you tedious little germ? Your obsession with me (while touching) is going to far. Is getting a bit 'dingle white shemail' (see what I did there?)

Please don't reply to this, you're by far the most boring individual ever to sully this site. Your posts are soul-crushingly dull.

Your banter is poor, like your grammar and the genetic diversity of your family. Now run along - it's the bloke sat next you's go on the Work Program PC.

Bless x
Don't interrupt them this is some quality abuse.....I'm loving it !
It's all gone abit quiet on here....

Where's all the usual warped claret sewerage?
[quote][p][bold]George White Bread[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Chico![/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Get back home Tetley Chico's crying for you he's dead jealous of the horse - bless[/p][/quote]Why do you always drag me into your warped fantasies you tedious little germ? Your obsession with me (while touching) is going to far. Is getting a bit 'dingle white shemail' (see what I did there?) Please don't reply to this, you're by far the most boring individual ever to sully this site. Your posts are soul-crushingly dull. Your banter is poor, like your grammar and the genetic diversity of your family. Now run along - it's the bloke sat next you's go on the Work Program PC. Bless x[/p][/quote]Don't interrupt them this is some quality abuse.....I'm loving it ![/p][/quote]It's all gone abit quiet on here.... Where's all the usual warped claret sewerage? Rovers75

8:27pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Agent Berg says...

fanny_tickler. wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.
I can't wait
[quote][p][bold]fanny_tickler.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.[/p][/quote]I can't wait Agent Berg

8:55pm Fri 30 Nov 12

jim 2012 says...

if this game was at the end of the season and relegation or promotion
was on the cards for one team or the other then we would have some thing to get excited about but its not
its just one game and at the end of the game its just three points or one point
this is not the time to lose your heads
keep calm and carry on
if this game was at the end of the season and relegation or promotion was on the cards for one team or the other then we would have some thing to get excited about but its not its just one game and at the end of the game its just three points or one point this is not the time to lose your heads keep calm and carry on jim 2012

10:28pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Rovers75 says...

Agent Berg wrote:
fanny_tickler. wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
BananaClarets wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.
Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.
No just spreading the news Bananaman.
one skin, two skin, three skin etc.
C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got???
The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.
Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.
I can't wait
I've got to give it to you twisted claret rodents, every derby without fail you all get yourselves so excited about your cup final, you convince your angry confused minds this is your time - which is admirable.

Imagine if we win again though? Can you imagine the torture of not only losing yet another derby but the torture of losing to the worst Rovers side in years, after you've convinced yourselves your going to win?

Imagine that.....
[quote][p][bold]Agent Berg[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]fanny_tickler.[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]BananaClarets[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: The Bunleeeh world cup final approaches. Bitter and twisted its been burning for 34 years, 34 years of pounding after pounding, someone should throw in the towel, they're starting to look as bad as Audley Harrison. Please stop before the damage is irreversible. Someone call a doctor, this is just inhuman. No-one can take a pounding for THIRTY FOUR YEARS. This is just insane.[/p][/quote]Are you just going to copy and paste this on to every thread in the vain hope that someone somewhere will till you that you're funny? Awe...bless you and your insecurities.[/p][/quote]No just spreading the news Bananaman. one skin, two skin, three skin etc. C'mon yer dingle maggots is that all you've got??? The time for your regular pounding is upon you. Prepare to be boarded after being broadsided. We shall be victorious and once again return home with your flag.[/p][/quote]Sean Dyche is going to pull Henning Berg's trousers down and spank his bare bottom.[/p][/quote]I can't wait[/p][/quote]I've got to give it to you twisted claret rodents, every derby without fail you all get yourselves so excited about your cup final, you convince your angry confused minds this is your time - which is admirable. Imagine if we win again though? Can you imagine the torture of not only losing yet another derby but the torture of losing to the worst Rovers side in years, after you've convinced yourselves your going to win? Imagine that..... Rovers75

10:31pm Fri 30 Nov 12

burnleyglentoran says...

BREAKING NEWS................
............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.
BREAKING NEWS................ ............BREAKING NEWS.............. BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN. Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby. The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour. This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans. burnleyglentoran

10:43pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Kermit The Frog wrote:
Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.
Oh dear - poor lickle **** fan can't get a job with internet access.

Yep, run along sunshine - those toilets won't clean themsleves now will they?
Must have been caught on the internet at the call centre as the frog has stopped croaking.
Yes by the way we do have internet access at work. But you have to be a real tool if you spend all yer working day on forums when you should be working. Thats why I stay employed and you are really at job club plucking flies out of the air with your tongue.
[quote][p][bold]Kermit The Frog[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: Going to work now dingles, any replies will have to be done when I get home and you've been to sign on.[/p][/quote]Oh dear - poor lickle **** fan can't get a job with internet access. Yep, run along sunshine - those toilets won't clean themsleves now will they?[/p][/quote]Must have been caught on the internet at the call centre as the frog has stopped croaking. Yes by the way we do have internet access at work. But you have to be a real tool if you spend all yer working day on forums when you should be working. Thats why I stay employed and you are really at job club plucking flies out of the air with your tongue. Return of the Magnificent se7en

10:47pm Fri 30 Nov 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................

............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.
Breaking news, there will be no juveniles at the game for fear of interference from the claret and blue kiddie botherers who have come armed with pallet loads of wothers original.
[quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS................ ............BREAKING NEWS.............. BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN. Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby. The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour. This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.[/p][/quote]Breaking news, there will be no juveniles at the game for fear of interference from the claret and blue kiddie botherers who have come armed with pallet loads of wothers original. Return of the Magnificent se7en

11:40pm Fri 30 Nov 12

George White Bread says...

Return of the Magnificent se7en wrote:
burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................


............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.
Breaking news, there will be no juveniles at the game for fear of interference from the claret and blue kiddie botherers who have come armed with pallet loads of wothers original.
I bet you've sucked on a few in yer time haven't you? And then maybe the odd werther's original too.

Magnificent 7, you've returned, now can you f**k off again please?
[quote][p][bold]Return of the Magnificent se7en[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS................ ............BREAKING NEWS.............. BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN. Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby. The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour. This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.[/p][/quote]Breaking news, there will be no juveniles at the game for fear of interference from the claret and blue kiddie botherers who have come armed with pallet loads of wothers original.[/p][/quote]I bet you've sucked on a few in yer time haven't you? And then maybe the odd werther's original too. Magnificent 7, you've returned, now can you f**k off again please? George White Bread

9:08am Sat 1 Dec 12

Ossywood says...

We will still beat the 6 fingered sister lickers even with the worst side in rovers history!
I have just backed this up by putting a nice £100 bet on with William hill at a lovely 7/4, thus giving me a tidy £275 return which I will again celebrate with in my local!
Sunday is going to be a great day all round
Easy 3 points, free money and good ale!
We will still beat the 6 fingered sister lickers even with the worst side in rovers history! I have just backed this up by putting a nice £100 bet on with William hill at a lovely 7/4, thus giving me a tidy £275 return which I will again celebrate with in my local! Sunday is going to be a great day all round Easy 3 points, free money and good ale! Ossywood

11:12am Sat 1 Dec 12

Return of the Magnificent se7en says...

Ossywood wrote:
We will still beat the 6 fingered sister lickers even with the worst side in rovers history!
I have just backed this up by putting a nice £100 bet on with William hill at a lovely 7/4, thus giving me a tidy £275 return which I will again celebrate with in my local!
Sunday is going to be a great day all round
Easy 3 points, free money and good ale!
Easy money, I think I'll mosey on down and have a bit of that too. A christmas bonus :0)
[quote][p][bold]Ossywood[/bold] wrote: We will still beat the 6 fingered sister lickers even with the worst side in rovers history! I have just backed this up by putting a nice £100 bet on with William hill at a lovely 7/4, thus giving me a tidy £275 return which I will again celebrate with in my local! Sunday is going to be a great day all round Easy 3 points, free money and good ale![/p][/quote]Easy money, I think I'll mosey on down and have a bit of that too. A christmas bonus :0) Return of the Magnificent se7en

2:37pm Sat 1 Dec 12

Rovers75 says...

burnleyglentoran wrote:
BREAKING NEWS................

............BREAKING NEWS..............

BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN.

Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby.

The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour.

This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.
Oh dear glentoran. oh very dear.
[quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: BREAKING NEWS................ ............BREAKING NEWS.............. BURNLEY V. BLACKBURN. Lancashire constabulary has just announced special measures, to be put into place for this Sunday's forthcoming east Lancashire football derby. The mounted police unit will be wearing full body armour. This is to prevent the horses being sexually abused by the Blackburn fans.[/p][/quote]Oh dear glentoran. oh very dear. Rovers75

4:17pm Sat 1 Dec 12

33yearsandcounting says...

I love how overconfident all the dingles are on here, You'd think that they hadn't lost for 33 years in a row. But they have. And they will lose again. Inbreds.
I love how overconfident all the dingles are on here, You'd think that they hadn't lost for 33 years in a row. But they have. And they will lose again. Inbreds. 33yearsandcounting

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