Burnley set to announce Dyche as new boss

6:00am Monday 29th October 2012 in Football Photograph of the Author By Suzanne Geldard, Burnley FC reporter

BURNLEY are expected to announce Sean Dyche as their new manager tomorrow.

As exclusively reported in Saturday's Lancashire Telegraph, former Watford boss Dyche was offered the job towards the end of last week and asked for the weekend to think it over.

The 41-year-old watched the Clarets slip to a 4-0 defeat at Cardiff City on Saturday, having been invited to the game as a guest of Malky Mackay, his former boss at Vicarage Road and the man he succeeded as Watford manager in the summer of 2011.

In the meantime there was believed to have been an 11th hour push from some members of the board to plump for a more audacious appointment, with Blackpool boss Ian Holloway their intended target.

But Dyche was thought to have been favoured by three of the five directors and is understood to have now indicated that he is willing to accept the job.

He is expected to be installed as Eddie Howe's successor tomorrow after winning a majority vote from the board.

On Saturday, ahead of the game at the Cardiff City Stadium, operational director Brendan Flood posted a message on Twitter saying: “Appointing a new manager is legally/financially more complicated than it looks. We have five director opinions, some ambitious, some cautious.”

Dyche is believed to have been favoured by at least one of the joint chairmen following a rigorous and lengthy interview process conducted by John Banaszkiewicz and Mike Garlick over the last fortnight, before the rest of the five-man board got involved to assess the shortlist, which also included St Johnstone's Steve Lomas and Falkirk chief Steven Pressley.

Saturday's disappointing loss at Cardiff escalated the need to make a managerial appointment, and the board were believed to have met yesterday to bring their manager search nearer to a conclusion.

Caretaker boss Terry Pashley had previously bought the club time by overseeing the club's first back-to-back league wins of the season – the first against Holloway's Blackpool at Turf Moor.

After a humbling at the hands of the league leaders, Pashley said: “I've spoken to the board, but nothing in terms of what's going to happen.

“The chairmen have been asking how things have been going, but in terms of a new appointment nothing has been mentioned to me, no.

“We came down (on Friday) and after we got to the hotel I spoke to them, but not since then.

“I have nothing to report.”

He added: “If that was my last game, it's been an experience.

“I'm an employee of Burnley Football Club and I've been asked to do a job, and I've enjoyed doing it.”

Comments (29)

9:30am Mon 29 Oct 12

The Chicken Lover says...

Dyches team are not scheiss

Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean.

If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE

DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE

I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly.

In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean.

I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him.

UTC
Dyches team are not scheiss Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean. If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly. In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean. I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him. UTC The Chicken Lover

9:41am Mon 29 Oct 12

Real Lancs Assembly says...

If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.? Real Lancs Assembly

10:51am Mon 29 Oct 12

Chrissaces says...

Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Maybe the lack of funds? Could it be the current shocking perfomances? League position? Or the fact that the Rovers job is still open? If I was a manager I know which job I would be hopefull of!!

I have noticed there hasn't been any dingle posts on our blackburn pages for some time now, maybe because you have realised that in the same league, or one below us, that you lot are just inferior?! Hahahaha!

Go crawl back into your holes!

RTID
[quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Maybe the lack of funds? Could it be the current shocking perfomances? League position? Or the fact that the Rovers job is still open? If I was a manager I know which job I would be hopefull of!! I have noticed there hasn't been any dingle posts on our blackburn pages for some time now, maybe because you have realised that in the same league, or one below us, that you lot are just inferior?! Hahahaha! Go crawl back into your holes! RTID Chrissaces

11:47am Mon 29 Oct 12

Midland Claret says...

Dyche would not be everyone's cup of tea and appears to demonstrate further lack of ambition on the part of the board.

That said he does have experience in this division and is generally held in high regard. Would sooner have him as manager that someone who has never managed at this level. We were lucky with Coyle who has since been found out as wanting. It is unlikely we would drop lucky again with another Scottish appointment.
Dyche would not be everyone's cup of tea and appears to demonstrate further lack of ambition on the part of the board. That said he does have experience in this division and is generally held in high regard. Would sooner have him as manager that someone who has never managed at this level. We were lucky with Coyle who has since been found out as wanting. It is unlikely we would drop lucky again with another Scottish appointment. Midland Claret

11:52am Mon 29 Oct 12

The Chicken Lover says...

Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?
[quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period? The Chicken Lover

12:17pm Mon 29 Oct 12

vintageclaret says...

The Chicken Lover wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?
Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends.

Good Question !!

Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC
[quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?[/p][/quote]Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends. Good Question !! Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC vintageclaret

12:24pm Mon 29 Oct 12

The Chicken Lover says...

There is no evidence to refute your fine observation.
There is no evidence to refute your fine observation. The Chicken Lover

12:56pm Mon 29 Oct 12

Chrissaces says...

vintageclaret wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?
Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends.

Good Question !!

Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC
Sorry lad, sounds like you put BRFC where you should have put BFC... Cause that sums up Burnley! We are on the up while you lot are going down!

The sad life of a Burnley fan!

RTID
[quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?[/p][/quote]Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends. Good Question !! Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC[/p][/quote]Sorry lad, sounds like you put BRFC where you should have put BFC... Cause that sums up Burnley! We are on the up while you lot are going down! The sad life of a Burnley fan! RTID Chrissaces

1:54pm Mon 29 Oct 12

eddyo says...

A ginger dyke in a claret and blue tracksuit - pass me the sick bag.
A ginger dyke in a claret and blue tracksuit - pass me the sick bag. eddyo

1:58pm Mon 29 Oct 12

rousman 2 says...

Sean is a top bloke & a very good manager Watford's loss is your gain.
Sean is a top bloke & a very good manager Watford's loss is your gain. rousman 2

2:06pm Mon 29 Oct 12

vintageclaret says...

Chrissaces wrote:
vintageclaret wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?
Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends. Good Question !! Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC
Sorry lad, sounds like you put BRFC where you should have put BFC... Cause that sums up Burnley! We are on the up while you lot are going down! The sad life of a Burnley fan! RTID
No! Not a mis-typing or mis-spelling. Definitely meant BRFC.

Neither sad nor sorry to be a BFC fan, but mire than happy and thank the lucky stars I am not a fan of the Chuckle Brothers Comedy Show.

Enjoy your moment of a false sense of security before reality kicks in especially when the financial situation and extent of indebtedness BRFC are in. It won't be too long before the administrators are knocking on the doors at Ewood
[quote][p][bold]Chrissaces[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?[/p][/quote]Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends. Good Question !! Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC[/p][/quote]Sorry lad, sounds like you put BRFC where you should have put BFC... Cause that sums up Burnley! We are on the up while you lot are going down! The sad life of a Burnley fan! RTID[/p][/quote]No! Not a mis-typing or mis-spelling. Definitely meant BRFC. Neither sad nor sorry to be a BFC fan, but mire than happy and thank the lucky stars I am not a fan of the Chuckle Brothers Comedy Show. Enjoy your moment of a false sense of security before reality kicks in especially when the financial situation and extent of indebtedness BRFC are in. It won't be too long before the administrators are knocking on the doors at Ewood vintageclaret

2:10pm Mon 29 Oct 12

rousman 2 says...

"The future is bright the future is Ginger"
"The future is bright the future is Ginger" rousman 2

3:04pm Mon 29 Oct 12

midas says...

Chrissaces wrote:
vintageclaret wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?
Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends.

Good Question !!

Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC
Sorry lad, sounds like you put BRFC where you should have put BFC... Cause that sums up Burnley! We are on the up while you lot are going down!

The sad life of a Burnley fan!

RTID
We are on the up!!!!
.
It's always good to see that some Rovers fan will always come on to make us laugh. Bless em, it must be something in the water that makes them so delusional.
[quote][p][bold]Chrissaces[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?[/p][/quote]Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends. Good Question !! Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC[/p][/quote]Sorry lad, sounds like you put BRFC where you should have put BFC... Cause that sums up Burnley! We are on the up while you lot are going down! The sad life of a Burnley fan! RTID[/p][/quote]We are on the up!!!! . It's always good to see that some Rovers fan will always come on to make us laugh. Bless em, it must be something in the water that makes them so delusional. midas

3:52pm Mon 29 Oct 12

raybren says...

Hi jellybiff,Bmouth fan here.Howe 'n Clitheroe nurses?
Hi jellybiff,Bmouth fan here.Howe 'n Clitheroe nurses? raybren

3:53pm Mon 29 Oct 12

raybren says...

Hi jellybiff,Bmouth fan here.Howe 'n Clitheroe nurses?
Hi jellybiff,Bmouth fan here.Howe 'n Clitheroe nurses? raybren

4:44pm Mon 29 Oct 12

RUinsane says...

vintageclaret wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?
Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends.

Good Question !!

Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC
Having a Dyche as manager will come in handy when you enter a float at this years coming Pride festival. Mincing it large with your man bags.
I'm Free.
[quote][p][bold]vintageclaret[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Upheaving the lives of all members of his family and not just himself for starters? I don't know where this "we offered him the job so he should accept immediately" rubbish comes from. In any other walk of life anyone would greet such a huge decision by stepping back and taking a short time to discuss benefits and implications of making what is a life changing decision with their family and friends. What is it about football that turns people into mouthbreathing, rabid half wits with the rationale of Gloria Steinem on her period?[/p][/quote]Quite interesting and valid points and have to agree with your comments in respect of family and friends. Good Question !! Answer: It comes from after being half bred and born in Blackburn, supporting BRFC and not having the mental faculties large enough to get out of the situation. Such is the sad and sorry life of the deluded "fans" of BRFC[/p][/quote]Having a Dyche as manager will come in handy when you enter a float at this years coming Pride festival. Mincing it large with your man bags. I'm Free. RUinsane

5:40pm Mon 29 Oct 12

no ney never says...

The Chicken Lover wrote:
Dyches team are not scheiss

Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean.

If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE

DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE

I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly.

In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean.

I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him.

UTC
WTF are you going on about?
What is key stage 3?
Patterson - a sicknote who spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. Should have let forrest sign him when cotteril was interested.
No way can you be a Burnley fan. I don't know how you have the cheek to call anybody a simpleton with the crp you post.
still...
Terry's of Burnley
[quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: Dyches team are not scheiss Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean. If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly. In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean. I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him. UTC[/p][/quote]WTF are you going on about? What is key stage 3? Patterson - a sicknote who spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. Should have let forrest sign him when cotteril was interested. No way can you be a Burnley fan. I don't know how you have the cheek to call anybody a simpleton with the crp you post. still... Terry's of Burnley no ney never

6:12pm Mon 29 Oct 12

burnleyglentoran says...

Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Well there's the Palace job.

There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich

And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!!

BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH
[quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Well there's the Palace job. There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!! BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH burnleyglentoran

6:30pm Mon 29 Oct 12

kingy999 says...

Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
i have to agree. Why apply for the job if you are not 100% wanting it. Hes had the past few weeks to think about the complications of the job. I think it should be someone who is sat waiting for the phone to ring and would jump at the honour of managing the clarets, I hope he is the right man, I will still be supporting him 100%, whoever it is.
[quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]i have to agree. Why apply for the job if you are not 100% wanting it. Hes had the past few weeks to think about the complications of the job. I think it should be someone who is sat waiting for the phone to ring and would jump at the honour of managing the clarets, I hope he is the right man, I will still be supporting him 100%, whoever it is. kingy999

8:08pm Mon 29 Oct 12

madari says...

Madari the snake charmr says:

Give the guy a chance, if he is given the opportunity to manage the Clarets.....onwards and upwards.
Madari the snake charmr says: Give the guy a chance, if he is given the opportunity to manage the Clarets.....onwards and upwards. madari

11:36pm Mon 29 Oct 12

claretmeandyou says...

Another cheap option by our ambitious board who apparently could not make their minds up on three OUTSTANDING candidates namely; Sean Dyche, Steven Pressley and Steve Lomas. You can say what you like about McCarthy, Appleton, Davies or Holloway but the majority of Clarets fans would prefer one of these as our new manager as opposed to those who the wonderful board were considering and now have apparently made up their minds upon. What the board does not understand is that appointments like these only cause to alienate the fans even more resulting in low attendances and sales of top players resulting in even lower gates and even less revenue. Division 1 HERE WE COME.
Another cheap option by our ambitious board who apparently could not make their minds up on three OUTSTANDING candidates namely; Sean Dyche, Steven Pressley and Steve Lomas. You can say what you like about McCarthy, Appleton, Davies or Holloway but the majority of Clarets fans would prefer one of these as our new manager as opposed to those who the wonderful board were considering and now have apparently made up their minds upon. What the board does not understand is that appointments like these only cause to alienate the fans even more resulting in low attendances and sales of top players resulting in even lower gates and even less revenue. Division 1 HERE WE COME. claretmeandyou

10:39am Tue 30 Oct 12

midas says...

claretmeandyou wrote:
Another cheap option by our ambitious board who apparently could not make their minds up on three OUTSTANDING candidates namely; Sean Dyche, Steven Pressley and Steve Lomas. You can say what you like about McCarthy, Appleton, Davies or Holloway but the majority of Clarets fans would prefer one of these as our new manager as opposed to those who the wonderful board were considering and now have apparently made up their minds upon. What the board does not understand is that appointments like these only cause to alienate the fans even more resulting in low attendances and sales of top players resulting in even lower gates and even less revenue. Division 1 HERE WE COME.
Speak for yourself (you normally do!) and stop touting serial failures like Mick M - sacked from his last 3 jobs, Davies, also sacked from his last 3 jobs, Holloway who isn't interested (And also with a couple of dismissals and only 1 really successful job) and Appleton who has a relegation and now manages in the league below!!!
.
What the board lack in so called ambition they make up for in common sense.
[quote][p][bold]claretmeandyou[/bold] wrote: Another cheap option by our ambitious board who apparently could not make their minds up on three OUTSTANDING candidates namely; Sean Dyche, Steven Pressley and Steve Lomas. You can say what you like about McCarthy, Appleton, Davies or Holloway but the majority of Clarets fans would prefer one of these as our new manager as opposed to those who the wonderful board were considering and now have apparently made up their minds upon. What the board does not understand is that appointments like these only cause to alienate the fans even more resulting in low attendances and sales of top players resulting in even lower gates and even less revenue. Division 1 HERE WE COME.[/p][/quote]Speak for yourself (you normally do!) and stop touting serial failures like Mick M - sacked from his last 3 jobs, Davies, also sacked from his last 3 jobs, Holloway who isn't interested (And also with a couple of dismissals and only 1 really successful job) and Appleton who has a relegation and now manages in the league below!!! . What the board lack in so called ambition they make up for in common sense. midas

10:48am Tue 30 Oct 12

The Chicken Lover says...

no ney never wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote: Dyches team are not scheiss Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean. If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly. In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean. I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him. UTC
WTF are you going on about? What is key stage 3? Patterson - a sicknote who spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. Should have let forrest sign him when cotteril was interested. No way can you be a Burnley fan. I don't know how you have the cheek to call anybody a simpleton with the crp you post. still... Terry's of Burnley
That you do not know what Key Stage 3 is reveals to us all the know nothing fool you are.

I once again bow to your hilariously contrite rationale that decrees "No Burnley fan (me) can possibly think that another Burnley fan (you) is an absolute f***wit.

Good show.

I notice the AMBISHHON crew are in here now.

it makes my eyes bleed.
[quote][p][bold]no ney never[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: Dyches team are not scheiss Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean. If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly. In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean. I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him. UTC[/p][/quote]WTF are you going on about? What is key stage 3? Patterson - a sicknote who spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. Should have let forrest sign him when cotteril was interested. No way can you be a Burnley fan. I don't know how you have the cheek to call anybody a simpleton with the crp you post. still... Terry's of Burnley[/p][/quote]That you do not know what Key Stage 3 is reveals to us all the know nothing fool you are. I once again bow to your hilariously contrite rationale that decrees "No Burnley fan (me) can possibly think that another Burnley fan (you) is an absolute f***wit. Good show. I notice the AMBISHHON crew are in here now. it makes my eyes bleed. The Chicken Lover

11:43am Tue 30 Oct 12

jellybiff says...

raybren says...
3:52pm Mon 29 Oct 12

Hi jellybiff,Bmouth fan here.Howe 'n Clitheroe nurses?

allegedly a lot of talk in Burnley about a health farm ;a clitheroe nurse and an ultimatum from a wife to go back home or else..
raybren says... 3:52pm Mon 29 Oct 12 Hi jellybiff,Bmouth fan here.Howe 'n Clitheroe nurses? allegedly a lot of talk in Burnley about a health farm ;a clitheroe nurse and an ultimatum from a wife to go back home or else.. jellybiff

2:03pm Tue 30 Oct 12

jack01 says...

burnleyglentoran wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Well there's the Palace job.

There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich

And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!!

BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH
Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in?

1 x league title
1 x fa cup
1 x uefa cup

That's it. Three major trophies.

No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it -

3 x league titles
6 x fa cups
1 x league cup

So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that.

At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.
[quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Well there's the Palace job. There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!! BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH[/p][/quote]Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in? 1 x league title 1 x fa cup 1 x uefa cup That's it. Three major trophies. No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it - 3 x league titles 6 x fa cups 1 x league cup So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that. At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship. jack01

4:29pm Tue 30 Oct 12

no ney never says...

jack01 wrote:
burnleyglentoran wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Well there's the Palace job.

There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich

And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!!

BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH
Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in?

1 x league title
1 x fa cup
1 x uefa cup

That's it. Three major trophies.

No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it -

3 x league titles
6 x fa cups
1 x league cup

So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that.

At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.
'the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours' - A typical bstrd. You believe you are something you are not. Like some still think your a premiership club and achieving a gate of 22,500. But then you aren't tagged by the media as a deluded bunch who shouldn't be given any attention.
A number of clubs reside in places that were towns, and won plenty of silverware, before achieving city status. I've better thngs to do than pss about for the detail, but i'm willing to donate £100 to nspcc if you can prove that you are 'the most succesful town team in english football history'. Sincerely. I will even post the contact details of who ever receives the money from me on behalf of the charity, so you can check it out yourself.
So go on, prove me wrong. And remember...'the most succesful town team in english football history'. You say you are, I laugh and say you are deluded because you are not.

Terry's of Burnley
[quote][p][bold]jack01[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Well there's the Palace job. There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!! BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH[/p][/quote]Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in? 1 x league title 1 x fa cup 1 x uefa cup That's it. Three major trophies. No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it - 3 x league titles 6 x fa cups 1 x league cup So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that. At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.[/p][/quote]'the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours' - A typical bstrd. You believe you are something you are not. Like some still think your a premiership club and achieving a gate of 22,500. But then you aren't tagged by the media as a deluded bunch who shouldn't be given any attention. A number of clubs reside in places that were towns, and won plenty of silverware, before achieving city status. I've better thngs to do than pss about for the detail, but i'm willing to donate £100 to nspcc if you can prove that you are 'the most succesful town team in english football history'. Sincerely. I will even post the contact details of who ever receives the money from me on behalf of the charity, so you can check it out yourself. So go on, prove me wrong. And remember...'the most succesful town team in english football history'. You say you are, I laugh and say you are deluded because you are not. Terry's of Burnley no ney never

4:49pm Tue 30 Oct 12

no ney never says...

The Chicken Lover wrote:
no ney never wrote:
The Chicken Lover wrote: Dyches team are not scheiss Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean. If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly. In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean. I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him. UTC
WTF are you going on about? What is key stage 3? Patterson - a sicknote who spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. Should have let forrest sign him when cotteril was interested. No way can you be a Burnley fan. I don't know how you have the cheek to call anybody a simpleton with the crp you post. still... Terry's of Burnley
That you do not know what Key Stage 3 is reveals to us all the know nothing fool you are.

I once again bow to your hilariously contrite rationale that decrees "No Burnley fan (me) can possibly think that another Burnley fan (you) is an absolute f***wit.

Good show.

I notice the AMBISHHON crew are in here now.

it makes my eyes bleed.
That you do know what it is, you claim (since you were clearly unable to answer the question), says that you must be or have been in school recently(which probably explains why you are unable to answer a simple question).
There were no such things when I went to school.
It explains the drivel, or maybe dribble, that you post. Don't worry junior claret, its clear now you are still only finding your way in life, so in future i'll handle your posts directed at me with 'kid' gloves.
All the best.
Terry's of Burnley
[quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]no ney never[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]The Chicken Lover[/bold] wrote: Dyches team are not scheiss Burnley are on to a SEAN thing with Sean. If your Burnley and you know it clap your DYCHE DYCHES clarets are really really NYCE I'm sure everyones favourite simpleton No Nay Never will be along to stink up the place with his Key Stage 3 level puns shortly. In other news - Please make signing Paterson and Austin up a priority Sean. I doubt very much Dyche was anyones first choice but at the very least we should get behind the fella and give him a chance to show us why the board were so impressed with him. UTC[/p][/quote]WTF are you going on about? What is key stage 3? Patterson - a sicknote who spends more time on the treatment table than on the pitch. Should have let forrest sign him when cotteril was interested. No way can you be a Burnley fan. I don't know how you have the cheek to call anybody a simpleton with the crp you post. still... Terry's of Burnley[/p][/quote]That you do not know what Key Stage 3 is reveals to us all the know nothing fool you are. I once again bow to your hilariously contrite rationale that decrees "No Burnley fan (me) can possibly think that another Burnley fan (you) is an absolute f***wit. Good show. I notice the AMBISHHON crew are in here now. it makes my eyes bleed.[/p][/quote]That you do know what it is, you claim (since you were clearly unable to answer the question), says that you must be or have been in school recently(which probably explains why you are unable to answer a simple question). There were no such things when I went to school. It explains the drivel, or maybe dribble, that you post. Don't worry junior claret, its clear now you are still only finding your way in life, so in future i'll handle your posts directed at me with 'kid' gloves. All the best. Terry's of Burnley no ney never

1:51pm Wed 31 Oct 12

jack01 says...

no ney never wrote:
jack01 wrote:
burnleyglentoran wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Well there's the Palace job.

There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich

And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!!

BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH
Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in?

1 x league title
1 x fa cup
1 x uefa cup

That's it. Three major trophies.

No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it -

3 x league titles
6 x fa cups
1 x league cup

So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that.

At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.
'the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours' - A typical bstrd. You believe you are something you are not. Like some still think your a premiership club and achieving a gate of 22,500. But then you aren't tagged by the media as a deluded bunch who shouldn't be given any attention.
A number of clubs reside in places that were towns, and won plenty of silverware, before achieving city status. I've better thngs to do than pss about for the detail, but i'm willing to donate £100 to nspcc if you can prove that you are 'the most succesful town team in english football history'. Sincerely. I will even post the contact details of who ever receives the money from me on behalf of the charity, so you can check it out yourself.
So go on, prove me wrong. And remember...'the most succesful town team in english football history'. You say you are, I laugh and say you are deluded because you are not.

Terry's of Burnley
Well it was you who wrongly stated that Ipswich were the most successful town team in England when they are clearly not and never have been.

I've just helped you out - Rovers have won 10 major trophies in their history. I'm challenging you to find me another club based in an English town that has won more than that. There isnt one. The only existing town that comes close is West Bromwich, and its debateable as to how much of a town that is these days, being engulfed by the vast population of Birmingham and the West Midlands. Its no use saying x used to be a town but is now a city, because that then doesnt count, because it isnt a town, get it?

I don't believe Rovers are something they are not. These are the facts that I am relying upon. Best write that cheque for £100, if you've ever seen a chequebook.
[quote][p][bold]no ney never[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jack01[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Well there's the Palace job. There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!! BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH[/p][/quote]Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in? 1 x league title 1 x fa cup 1 x uefa cup That's it. Three major trophies. No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it - 3 x league titles 6 x fa cups 1 x league cup So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that. At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.[/p][/quote]'the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours' - A typical bstrd. You believe you are something you are not. Like some still think your a premiership club and achieving a gate of 22,500. But then you aren't tagged by the media as a deluded bunch who shouldn't be given any attention. A number of clubs reside in places that were towns, and won plenty of silverware, before achieving city status. I've better thngs to do than pss about for the detail, but i'm willing to donate £100 to nspcc if you can prove that you are 'the most succesful town team in english football history'. Sincerely. I will even post the contact details of who ever receives the money from me on behalf of the charity, so you can check it out yourself. So go on, prove me wrong. And remember...'the most succesful town team in english football history'. You say you are, I laugh and say you are deluded because you are not. Terry's of Burnley[/p][/quote]Well it was you who wrongly stated that Ipswich were the most successful town team in England when they are clearly not and never have been. I've just helped you out - Rovers have won 10 major trophies in their history. I'm challenging you to find me another club based in an English town that has won more than that. There isnt one. The only existing town that comes close is West Bromwich, and its debateable as to how much of a town that is these days, being engulfed by the vast population of Birmingham and the West Midlands. Its no use saying x used to be a town but is now a city, because that then doesnt count, because it isnt a town, get it? I don't believe Rovers are something they are not. These are the facts that I am relying upon. Best write that cheque for £100, if you've ever seen a chequebook. jack01

4:18pm Wed 31 Oct 12

no ney never says...

jack01 wrote:
no ney never wrote:
jack01 wrote:
burnleyglentoran wrote:
Real Lancs Assembly wrote:
If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?
Well there's the Palace job.

There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich

And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!!

BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH
Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in?

1 x league title
1 x fa cup
1 x uefa cup

That's it. Three major trophies.

No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it -

3 x league titles
6 x fa cups
1 x league cup

So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that.

At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.
'the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours' - A typical bstrd. You believe you are something you are not. Like some still think your a premiership club and achieving a gate of 22,500. But then you aren't tagged by the media as a deluded bunch who shouldn't be given any attention.
A number of clubs reside in places that were towns, and won plenty of silverware, before achieving city status. I've better thngs to do than pss about for the detail, but i'm willing to donate £100 to nspcc if you can prove that you are 'the most succesful town team in english football history'. Sincerely. I will even post the contact details of who ever receives the money from me on behalf of the charity, so you can check it out yourself.
So go on, prove me wrong. And remember...'the most succesful town team in english football history'. You say you are, I laugh and say you are deluded because you are not.

Terry's of Burnley
Well it was you who wrongly stated that Ipswich were the most successful town team in England when they are clearly not and never have been.

I've just helped you out - Rovers have won 10 major trophies in their history. I'm challenging you to find me another club based in an English town that has won more than that. There isnt one. The only existing town that comes close is West Bromwich, and its debateable as to how much of a town that is these days, being engulfed by the vast population of Birmingham and the West Midlands. Its no use saying x used to be a town but is now a city, because that then doesnt count, because it isnt a town, get it?

I don't believe Rovers are something they are not. These are the facts that I am relying upon. Best write that cheque for £100, if you've ever seen a chequebook.
You are wrong, it was not me who mentioned ipswich.
Wolverhampton for example, won all their silverware as a town. They did not achieve city status until after the millenium. You have won no more silverware as a town than they did as a town.
Henning berg! lol. Now you have a hen, that just about completes the coup.

cluck cluck pwoar!

.
[quote][p][bold]jack01[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]no ney never[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jack01[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]burnleyglentoran[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Real Lancs Assembly[/bold] wrote: If he was offered the job at the end of last week, whats he got to think about.?[/p][/quote]Well there's the Palace job. There's the vacancy at the most successful town team in England - Ipswich And he may have even considered, for a second, joining the Bol-Ewood circus!!!! BRKFC - JUST A HORSE FIDDLING LAUGHING STOCK NEAR SHADSWORTH[/p][/quote]Ho ho! Ipswich the most successful town team in England? What parallel universe do you live in? 1 x league title 1 x fa cup 1 x uefa cup That's it. Three major trophies. No, the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours - the Bol-Ewood circus as you put it - 3 x league titles 6 x fa cups 1 x league cup So that's ten major trophies. Find me another town team with a better record than that. At least we don't have our staff poached by AFC Bournemouth! The laughing stock of the Championship.[/p][/quote]'the tag of most successful town team lies with your very neighbours' - A typical bstrd. You believe you are something you are not. Like some still think your a premiership club and achieving a gate of 22,500. But then you aren't tagged by the media as a deluded bunch who shouldn't be given any attention. A number of clubs reside in places that were towns, and won plenty of silverware, before achieving city status. I've better thngs to do than pss about for the detail, but i'm willing to donate £100 to nspcc if you can prove that you are 'the most succesful town team in english football history'. Sincerely. I will even post the contact details of who ever receives the money from me on behalf of the charity, so you can check it out yourself. So go on, prove me wrong. And remember...'the most succesful town team in english football history'. You say you are, I laugh and say you are deluded because you are not. Terry's of Burnley[/p][/quote]Well it was you who wrongly stated that Ipswich were the most successful town team in England when they are clearly not and never have been. I've just helped you out - Rovers have won 10 major trophies in their history. I'm challenging you to find me another club based in an English town that has won more than that. There isnt one. The only existing town that comes close is West Bromwich, and its debateable as to how much of a town that is these days, being engulfed by the vast population of Birmingham and the West Midlands. Its no use saying x used to be a town but is now a city, because that then doesnt count, because it isnt a town, get it? I don't believe Rovers are something they are not. These are the facts that I am relying upon. Best write that cheque for £100, if you've ever seen a chequebook.[/p][/quote]You are wrong, it was not me who mentioned ipswich. Wolverhampton for example, won all their silverware as a town. They did not achieve city status until after the millenium. You have won no more silverware as a town than they did as a town. Henning berg! lol. Now you have a hen, that just about completes the coup. cluck cluck pwoar! . no ney never

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