Allardyce: Blackburn Rovers are not safe yet (From Lancashire Telegraph)

no negative tactics then and lets go for it

We really need to play a match before this site disappears up it's own arse.Nothing to moan about nothing to blame Sam for,even Jeppo has started to forget what he's so positive about,bring on the Spurs and quick about it.A point for the rovers I think as a favour to Rafa.
Just seen Tony Gale give Rafa a right slating on sky sports.could he be next to feel the wrath of Rafa.

eddie the eagle wrote:
We really need to play a match before this site disappears up it's own arse.Nothing to moan about nothing to blame Sam for,even Jeppo has started to forget what he's so positive about,bring on the Spurs and quick about it.A point for the rovers I think as a favour to Rafa. Just seen Tony Gale give Rafa a right slating on sky sports.could he be next to feel the wrath of Rafa.

if you think there's nowt to moan about now - just wait until the end of May and until August.
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Four points and defo safe. Only one team has gone down with more than that since 2000 and that were T'riffic Trev's 'Appy 'Ammers. Be nice to see one of the meadja's favourites get dumped again this season. "Too good to go down"? Not if Horwich Town can beat them, they're not.

This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

vintageclaret wrote:
This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

Well for a side that's failed to beat bolton, fulham, wigan, stoke and portsmouth at home despite claiming to have an excellent home record who can blame rovers fans for feeling confident?

vintageclaret wrote:
This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

Should a miracle happen and any BRFC fans notice any errors. As an explanation to this my keyboard was sticking, being wet through from the tears of laughter at the article. But here goes
i) The a in front of brains should be any
ii) There should be 'or' between playing for - managing in a)
iii) Supporters should have an 'o'

Checkmate to any comments regarding my 6th finger getting in the way. I suppose this will promulgate the usual F*&%$£ or the b****** type of comments. Nevertheless I'll still be laughing my socks off

vintageclaret wrote:
This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

“if they have a brains” obviously you haven’t.

Does “vintage” in your name mean that you witnessed the last time Clarets actually beat the mighty Rovers-not too many of those about are there!

vintageclaret wrote:
This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

Sounds like you have been imbibing too much of your own Vintage Claret (or more likely Diamond White).
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Vintage, if you seriously wish to have a go at the intelligence of Rovers supporters, then it really behoves you to be able to write in:
a) English
b) sentences.
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Now, do you see what I did there? I made a couple of points where a) was followed by b). Not a) then a) and finally b).
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What does "if they have a brains" mean? Is this some strange affliction for Burnley folk?...most unlikely if you ask me. Much more probable that your Dingle chums would have half a brain, rather than plural.
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Read your script again. It probably is the most convoluted piece of gobbledegook that I have ever read.
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I would make a suggestion that your IQ is in single digits and would welcome taking you on at any intellectual challenge of your choice. I am sure that, even if you were given the answers beforehand, that I would still send you back home with your tail between your legs.
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If you want to come and visit the Rovers site and try to take the Mick - make sure you make sense before pressing the "send comment" button.
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I do not normally criticise others comments for English and spelling - but when they come on here and question the intellectual capacity of Rovers fans, then you are unfortunately "fair game".

vintageclaret wrote:

vintageclaret wrote: This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

Should a miracle happen and any BRFC fans notice any errors. As an explanation to this my keyboard was sticking, being wet through from the tears of laughter at the article. But here goes i) The a in front of brains should be any ii) There should be 'or' between playing for - managing in a) iii) Supporters should have an 'o' Checkmate to any comments regarding my 6th finger getting in the way. I suppose this will promulgate the usual F*&%$£ or the b****** type of comments. Nevertheless I'll still be laughing my socks off

not good enough - read before you send.

Apparently Avram Grant has said he'l resign if they dont finish higher than the dingles (even with a 9 point deduction)! And Alex Ferguson backed him!

hasslem hasslem wrote:

vintageclaret wrote: This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

Sounds like you have been imbibing too much of your own Vintage Claret (or more likely Diamond White). . Vintage, if you seriously wish to have a go at the intelligence of Rovers supporters, then it really behoves you to be able to write in: a) English b) sentences. . Now, do you see what I did there? I made a couple of points where a) was followed by b). Not a) then a) and finally b). . What does "if they have a brains" mean? Is this some strange affliction for Burnley folk?...most unlikely if you ask me. Much more probable that your Dingle chums would have half a brain, rather than plural. . Read your script again. It probably is the most convoluted piece of gobbledegook that I have ever read. . I would make a suggestion that your IQ is in single digits and would welcome taking you on at any intellectual challenge of your choice. I am sure that, even if you were given the answers beforehand, that I would still send you back home with your tail between your legs. . If you want to come and visit the Rovers site and try to take the Mick - make sure you make sense before pressing the "send comment" button. . I do not normally criticise others comments for English and spelling - but when they come on here and question the intellectual capacity of Rovers fans, then you are unfortunately "fair game".

True to form and as fully expected, BRFC fans took the bait. Obviously, hasslem you didn't, or chose not to:-

a) Read the follow up comment.
b) Understand the explanation (which I fully expected to happen).
c) Have fallen for the mind game perpetrated by a "Dingle". Which, on the intellectual challenge you have thrown out shows that a so called "Dingle half brain" has the magnetism & capacity to pull out so called intellectual replies from BRFC fans. In respect of your "do not normally criticise others comments etc". I try to match the intellect and word content of the site I am visiting and my so called gobbledegook( has you spell it) is probably above the intellegence normally found in the BRFC comments. As for the so called challenge, I suppose I am a victim of the old education system, only having a 1st Class Honours in Biochemistry, together with a Doctorate in Physics where all our theories are gobbledygook (N.B. alternative spelling***). So when it comes to casting aspersions on my intelligence 'the water off a duck's back' comes to mind. My comments are all tongue in cheek, with the expectation of being 'got at' as a long standing Clarets supporter who remembers the very, very old derby games. Shared with both sets of fans, without the hard core acidity & aggression shown today. But there you go, this is the modern world!!! :-))) *** Definition: "Talks like a turkey". There you go, does this mean we're both Trotters fans? I'm the Del boy type, what are you?

vintageclaret wrote:
This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

What the hell are u blithering on about now?

Oh dear - why do these inbred cider monkeys come on here trying to be funny?
Apart from the obvious lack of intelligence and wit - you have nothing to say from a footie point of view either. Do you not realise that your team is in deep Sh*t?
Your team is in free fall - and even if your wildest dreams come true and you managed to beat us at last - it will still probably not be enough to save your sorry arses.. You can't win you thick, scruffy throwback!
Best stick to what you do best and get some bread and dripping down your neck, wash it down with a gallon of Lambrini at your cousins/mums/sisters house and see if you can cop off!
After that you can go on a robbing spree round your nans and have a tear up with some of your own fans over the sad loss of Owen Coyle.
It may only be 20 miles away or so - but my god its like another world over there isn't it.
Ahhh poor shame.... It brings a tear to my eye!
Aye

A couple of links for Vintageclaret

www.basic-english.or
g/learn/learn.html

www.thefreedictionar
y.com/interbreeding

Hope this helps

Joey99 wrote:

vintageclaret wrote: This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

What the hell are u blithering on about now?

Thought it would be above your head. Sorry you can't understand, typical being a Deadwood Zombie! Enough said. :-)))))

Also to all the other comments - Gotcha!!! :-)))))))))

there you go Eddie, just when you needed him, Vintage claret popped up to save the day...someone for everyone to be negative about!!
I'm not sure that I like all this harmony though...

Will burnley be back to wearing their Holland`s steak and kidney pie shirts again next seaon?
Never mind it will remind them of their wedding receptions.

blackburn south wrote:
Will burnley be back to wearing their Holland`s steak and kidney pie shirts again next seaon? Never mind it will remind them of their wedding receptions.

puddings...not you compo!

Vintage Claret - you should be more worried about Whether you can handle a pack of Wolves this week never mind the Lions arriving on the 28th.
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Still in the absence of Midas, RAyzer etc who learn't there lesson after bragging before the last derby on here its nice to have you to giggle at!
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31st YEAR AND COUNTING!
p.s. a vintage claret is a Bordeaux - a long long way away from Dingleland.

Morst wrote:
Vintage Claret - you should be more worried about Whether you can handle a pack of Wolves this week never mind the Lions arriving on the 28th. . Still in the absence of Midas, RAyzer etc who learn't there lesson after bragging before the last derby on here its nice to have you to giggle at! . 31st YEAR AND COUNTING! p.s. a vintage claret is a Bordeaux - a long long way away from Dingleland.

That's what all this banter is about, isn't it. A bit of good leg-pulling & let's be fair, in this instance it has worked.

Wolves - yes, it's another banana skin game.

The "Lions" ??? I didn't realise BFS was trying to recruit Capello, Rooney, Gerrard etc. as a stand in team. Is he/all you lot beginning to run scared? Although I expect the Chimpanzees who will have eaten the bananas will turn up. Conclusion 3pts for the Clarets.

Congratulations on your geography and use of your Satnav. :-)))

Finally in response to Blackburn South: We had the pies from the Blackburn bakery - result: married on Monday - ill all day Tuesday - Divorced on Wednesday. Goes to show what c*** comes from that end of the M65. Still should be thankful for Wednesday (divorce not the 1 point)

marghen wrote:

blackburn south wrote: Will burnley be back to wearing their Holland`s steak and kidney pie shirts again next seaon? Never mind it will remind them of their wedding receptions.

puddings...not you compo!

sorry my mistake!

jeppo wrote:
there you go Eddie, just when you needed him, Vintage claret popped up to save the day...someone for everyone to be negative about!! I'm not sure that I like all this harmony though...

You read my mind Jeppo,there am I desperate for a match to liven things up and along comes a dingle with a degree and a doctorate and stirs Hasslem into one of his blazing keyboard replys.

eddie the eagle wrote:

jeppo wrote: there you go Eddie, just when you needed him, Vintage claret popped up to save the day...someone for everyone to be negative about!! I'm not sure that I like all this harmony though...

You read my mind Jeppo,there am I desperate for a match to liven things up and along comes a dingle with a degree and a doctorate and stirs Hasslem into one of his blazing keyboard replys.

eddie,
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just sticking up for the troops, with a "get off my land" rant.
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the hounds are all fagged out after chasing the jehovah's witnesses off this afternoon.

hasslem hasslem wrote:

eddie the eagle wrote:

jeppo wrote: there you go Eddie, just when you needed him, Vintage claret popped up to save the day...someone for everyone to be negative about!! I'm not sure that I like all this harmony though...

You read my mind Jeppo,there am I desperate for a match to liven things up and along comes a dingle with a degree and a doctorate and stirs Hasslem into one of his blazing keyboard replys.

eddie, . just sticking up for the troops, with a "get off my land" rant. . the hounds are all fagged out after chasing the jehovah's witnesses off this afternoon.

star

marghen wrote:

hasslem hasslem wrote:

eddie the eagle wrote:

jeppo wrote: there you go Eddie, just when you needed him, Vintage claret popped up to save the day...someone for everyone to be negative about!! I'm not sure that I like all this harmony though...

You read my mind Jeppo,there am I desperate for a match to liven things up and along comes a dingle with a degree and a doctorate and stirs Hasslem into one of his blazing keyboard replys.

eddie, . just sticking up for the troops, with a "get off my land" rant. . the hounds are all fagged out after chasing the jehovah's witnesses off this afternoon.

star

Gran Torino!

vintageclaret wrote:

vintageclaret wrote: This looks to me like it's the mind game tactics that Fergie & Wenger play but BFS style. i think someone should advise him of the following a) Mind games only work on the people who they are aimed at, if they have a brains - evidently and as everybody knows a) Playing for managing BRFC b) Being supprters of BRFC the main condition attached to these for classification is that - People with Brains are not allowed to participate, be associated with, or make any such claims. The main exception of course is having the IQ of an amoeba. Judging from the BRFC fans who seem to have the illusion BRFC will win at the Turf I think 40% in first category and 60% the second. Ooooohh Sam fancy trying that on with your lot. :-)))))) LOL no, sorry I'm Laughing my socks off

Should a miracle happen and any BRFC fans notice any errors. As an explanation to this my keyboard was sticking, being wet through from the tears of laughter at the article. But here goes i) The a in front of brains should be any ii) There should be 'or' between playing for - managing in a) iii) Supporters should have an 'o' Checkmate to any comments regarding my 6th finger getting in the way. I suppose this will promulgate the usual F*&%$£ or the b****** type of comments. Nevertheless I'll still be laughing my socks off

Fear not!.... we are an understanding bunch. It can't be easy typing with 6 fingers while the missus (sister) is giving you grief for not bathing your dad (uncle).

Sam is correct, the run in is difficult. Must win games Birmingham or Everton and at 2 Points from away games. Minimum 4 points from Birmingham H Burnley/Portsmouth Away.