Clarets striker eyed by Olympiacos (From Lancashire Telegraph)

Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

Don Martin is just a bitter blue !

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Save your pity Mr P Bacon.......

http://www.chavtowns
.co.uk/2005/09/burnl
ey-4/

Concentrate on your own pitiful existence.

Do you know the way to Watford?

Chim Chim Cheroo BOO HOO HOO

spike t wrote:
Don Martin is just a bitter blue !

Dingle Dangle Doodlie Doo Dingle Dangle Doo
Dingle Dangle Donglie Doo Dingle Dangle Doo.

BOO HOO HOO

Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

Feel better after getting that off my chest, now back to the article and the infantile banter.
Hahahahahaha rats leaving sinking turd

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Save your pity Mr P Bacon.......

http://www.chavtowns

.co.uk/2005/09/burnl

ey-4/

Concentrate on your own pitiful existence.

Do you know the way to Watford?

Chim Chim Cheroo BOO HOO HOO

Yes we do have been there many a time, do you know the way to Yeovil though, better find out and prepare for next season in Division One,lol.

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

At least our clubs not the laughing stock of the whole football world.
Comic relief Venkys style.

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

They must be struggling big time if they want that useless dingle waste of space !!!!!!

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke

ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

I think it's some kind of sadist since she queues up for abuse. It obviously tickles her.

Plenty of pluckers making comments on clarets. Amazing how clubs are queuing up to sign your overpaid half wits - you'll be stuck with Goodwillie et al until they bankrupt you.

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

Love Venkys - Hate Roverrrrs wrote:
Plenty of pluckers making comments on clarets. Amazing how clubs are queuing up to sign your overpaid half wits - you'll be stuck with Goodwillie et al until they bankrupt you.

This is Crab mentality. A crab fisher doesn't need to put a lid on the top of a bucket he's keeping his caught crabs in. Although they could easily escape, those at the bottom will all all pull those with ambition back down with them. It's a very familiar scene amongst the soap-dodging classes.

"Crab Mentality" is a phrase taught early on in psychology, and was first coined by writer Ninotchka Rosca, in reference to the phrase crabs in a bucket It describes a way of thinking best described by the phrase "if I can't have it, neither can you." The metaphor refers to a pot of crabs. Individually, the crabs could easily escape from the pot, but instead, they grab at each other in a useless "king of the hill" competition which prevents any from escaping and ensures their collective demise. The analogy in human behavior is that members of a group will attempt to "pull down" (negate or diminish the importance of) any member who achieves success beyond the others, out of envy, conspiracy or competitive feelings.

The government of the day will encourage this sort of internecine warfare rather than want people of similar backgrounds uniting and turning their ire where it belongs' on the lederene swine.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke

ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

Because you are an everton fan and everton is on merseyside, last time I looked. They are Liverpools poor relations, you know, without the honours. but with the slave dungeons nearby that they don't like to talk about when they are trying to change history. Still I expect nothing less from a lance armstrong gloryfying monkey
Don't come on here deriding my team if you spit your dummy out when someone has a dig at yours, you scum sucking slavery peddlar.
Just because its snowed and your bike has no snow shoes you come on here that confused and bewildered you start stabbing people in the front.
Why suck up to Burnley fans and pretend you are one of them, when really you are an everton fan who's ancesters were born of thievery, slavery. and child kidnapping murder?
You really are an odd dude
You shave your legs and then pretend its normal behaviour, and you call me a shcizo, blinding.
Owned
Oddball

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke


ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

Because you are an everton fan and everton is on merseyside, last time I looked. They are Liverpools poor relations, you know, without the honours. but with the slave dungeons nearby that they don't like to talk about when they are trying to change history. Still I expect nothing less from a lance armstrong gloryfying monkey
Don't come on here deriding my team if you spit your dummy out when someone has a dig at yours, you scum sucking slavery peddlar.
Just because its snowed and your bike has no snow shoes you come on here that confused and bewildered you start stabbing people in the front.
Why suck up to Burnley fans and pretend you are one of them, when really you are an everton fan who's ancesters were born of thievery, slavery. and child kidnapping murder?
You really are an odd dude
You shave your legs and then pretend its normal behaviour, and you call me a shcizo, blinding.
Owned
Oddball

I do happen to know about Evertonil but I have literally nothing at all to do with them. Nothing. You can write as much (garbage) as you need to but you've backed the wrong horse there and you continue to look extremely thick.

And you provide ample evidence of your schizophrenic state by your constant need to change your name. It's obvious to anyone with the most rudimentary knowledge of psychology that you are in need of assistance. Get some. Please. I fear for the damage you are doing to yourself.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Love Venkys - Hate Roverrrrs wrote:
Plenty of pluckers making comments on clarets. Amazing how clubs are queuing up to sign your overpaid half wits - you'll be stuck with Goodwillie et al until they bankrupt you.

This is Crab mentality. A crab fisher doesn't need to put a lid on the top of a bucket he's keeping his caught crabs in. Although they could easily escape, those at the bottom will all all pull those with ambition back down with them. It's a very familiar scene amongst the soap-dodging classes.

"Crab Mentality" is a phrase taught early on in psychology, and was first coined by writer Ninotchka Rosca, in reference to the phrase crabs in a bucket It describes a way of thinking best described by the phrase "if I can't have it, neither can you." The metaphor refers to a pot of crabs. Individually, the crabs could easily escape from the pot, but instead, they grab at each other in a useless "king of the hill" competition which prevents any from escaping and ensures their collective demise. The analogy in human behavior is that members of a group will attempt to "pull down" (negate or diminish the importance of) any member who achieves success beyond the others, out of envy, conspiracy or competitive feelings.

The government of the day will encourage this sort of internecine warfare rather than want people of similar backgrounds uniting and turning their ire where it belongs' on the lederene swine.

Hello dancing monkey, now you have crabs? Bet that smarts when you're on yer bike
You really are a bit dim aren't you. Lance armstrong achieved a great deal and should have been put down for good. Another steroid monkey in the persuit of glory. So you are saying we were wrong to out this cheating back stabbing monkey retard, because he rides a bike like you when the real enemy was the cycling governing bodies?
Okay then pork boy apart from really smooth legs and once sniffing bradley wiggins saddle, what have you achieved?
I find you like the capatain of the titanic who danced on the deck saying there is no way this ship is going down it was designed by the clever people like me, so I'll just stay here dancing and watch all those jumpimg overboard for nothing. And so the monkey danced and the band played on. The rest is history, which you ignore anyway and just invent your own.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke

ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke



ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

Because you are an everton fan and everton is on merseyside, last time I looked. They are Liverpools poor relations, you know, without the honours. but with the slave dungeons nearby that they don't like to talk about when they are trying to change history. Still I expect nothing less from a lance armstrong gloryfying monkey
Don't come on here deriding my team if you spit your dummy out when someone has a dig at yours, you scum sucking slavery peddlar.
Just because its snowed and your bike has no snow shoes you come on here that confused and bewildered you start stabbing people in the front.
Why suck up to Burnley fans and pretend you are one of them, when really you are an everton fan who's ancesters were born of thievery, slavery. and child kidnapping murder?
You really are an odd dude
You shave your legs and then pretend its normal behaviour, and you call me a shcizo, blinding.
Owned
Oddball

I do happen to know about Evertonil but I have literally nothing at all to do with them. Nothing. You can write as much (garbage) as you need to but you've backed the wrong horse there and you continue to look extremely thick.

And you provide ample evidence of your schizophrenic state by your constant need to change your name. It's obvious to anyone with the most rudimentary knowledge of psychology that you are in need of assistance. Get some. Please. I fear for the damage you are doing to yourself.

Here you go again pretending you are a psychologist. You are not clever enough, you are too dim
You shave your legs because why? tell me and the rest, why do you shave your kegs. The questin is simple. Tell everyone on here why you feel the need to go against nature, WHY
Also, If I am barking up the wrong tree regarding your allegiance, be a man and tell us all who you follow. I nail my colours to the mast and say I support Rovers, yet you are that shallow, you won't admit you are an everton fan. WHY are you embarrassed about their grave robbing past?

Ha, what a hypocrite the serial name- changer is. She asks Chrispy to state who he supports but won't keep the same name for more than a couple of weeks! It seems to me someone's got something to hide.

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

Dondickhead! The irony is biting.

Norma_scock wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

Dondickhead! The irony is biting.

No irony Miss scock.....Dyche applied for the Notts Forest job; but didn't even get an interview.

Dingley Dangle Dongle Down Down to the Conference.

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke


ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke




ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

Because you are an everton fan and everton is on merseyside, last time I looked. They are Liverpools poor relations, you know, without the honours. but with the slave dungeons nearby that they don't like to talk about when they are trying to change history. Still I expect nothing less from a lance armstrong gloryfying monkey
Don't come on here deriding my team if you spit your dummy out when someone has a dig at yours, you scum sucking slavery peddlar.
Just because its snowed and your bike has no snow shoes you come on here that confused and bewildered you start stabbing people in the front.
Why suck up to Burnley fans and pretend you are one of them, when really you are an everton fan who's ancesters were born of thievery, slavery. and child kidnapping murder?
You really are an odd dude
You shave your legs and then pretend its normal behaviour, and you call me a shcizo, blinding.
Owned
Oddball

I do happen to know about Evertonil but I have literally nothing at all to do with them. Nothing. You can write as much (garbage) as you need to but you've backed the wrong horse there and you continue to look extremely thick.

And you provide ample evidence of your schizophrenic state by your constant need to change your name. It's obvious to anyone with the most rudimentary knowledge of psychology that you are in need of assistance. Get some. Please. I fear for the damage you are doing to yourself.

Here you go again pretending you are a psychologist. You are not clever enough, you are too dim
You shave your legs because why? tell me and the rest, why do you shave your kegs. The questin is simple. Tell everyone on here why you feel the need to go against nature, WHY
Also, If I am barking up the wrong tree regarding your allegiance, be a man and tell us all who you follow. I nail my colours to the mast and say I support Rovers, yet you are that shallow, you won't admit you are an everton fan. WHY are you embarrassed about their grave robbing past?

I've never shaved my kegs, and what's a 'questin'?

And the only embarrassment I'd feel on here is to give you anything other than what you need and what you need is some help. Get some.

Donmartin wrote:

spike t wrote:
Don Martin is just a bitter blue !

Dingle Dangle Doodlie Doo Dingle Dangle Doo
Dingle Dangle Donglie Doo Dingle Dangle Doo.

BOO HOO HOO

There you go again with that song your mum sings to you when she takes your underpants off before bathing you following your latest spaghetti hoop spillage down yourself incident.....

Patty B wrote:
Ha, what a hypocrite the serial name- changer is. She asks Chrispy to state who he supports but won't keep the same name for more than a couple of weeks! It seems to me someone's got something to hide.

Do you like my login name? Its because the next time the Burnley munters have chance to change history, by winning a game, it will be 35 years Hence you are our 35 year surrender monkeys.
And also I haven't been on here before, you are confusing me with someone else who, by the sounds of it, must also have been an apex predator like me :0) Thats why I eat the bacon chop munter for breakfast

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke

ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke



ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke





ys wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Get as far away from Burnley as is physically possible.

They are a death wish to a footballer's career.

Even Mr Dyche is looking for an escape route.

The club is an embarassment.

I'll tell you what's a MAJOR embarrassment; being you. It must be physically painful walking round with that kind of weight on your shoulders. I pity you, I really do.

Hey up, a bit of snow on the ground and up pops the lycra clad leg shaver saying he pitys others. No me old bacon sandwhich its we who pity you. Supporting the merseyside alsorans. And when Fillanni goes to a bigger club, like west brom, and moyes gets brassed off with working maracles for your ungrateful arses, we fully expect you to be joining us, Burnley and Blackburn, in the chumpionship.
It was embarrassing when Rovers were for sale for three years and no-one bought us, can't imagine how embarrasing it is to be for sale for 10 years and have no takers. Still merseysiders are the scum of the earth. Okay so we throw a few insults and a few snowballs. On merseyside they shoot and kidnap children and when the parents of said scumsters find out about their childrens scummy behaviour they wash the evidence off with petrol instead of turning them in.
So don't try taking the moral high ground you cross dressing scumster nobody. Go away and support your scummy club, built on a scummy city that was built on slavery and thievery. Its we lancs folks who pity you.

What's Merseyside got to do with the price of ****? Why not have a go at Chinky Chinky Chinamen? You may as well fire another missile into the wild blue yonder at a target you have literally no idea the whereabouts of.

You're never alone with schizophrenia, eh, mad lad?

Because you are an everton fan and everton is on merseyside, last time I looked. They are Liverpools poor relations, you know, without the honours. but with the slave dungeons nearby that they don't like to talk about when they are trying to change history. Still I expect nothing less from a lance armstrong gloryfying monkey
Don't come on here deriding my team if you spit your dummy out when someone has a dig at yours, you scum sucking slavery peddlar.
Just because its snowed and your bike has no snow shoes you come on here that confused and bewildered you start stabbing people in the front.
Why suck up to Burnley fans and pretend you are one of them, when really you are an everton fan who's ancesters were born of thievery, slavery. and child kidnapping murder?
You really are an odd dude
You shave your legs and then pretend its normal behaviour, and you call me a shcizo, blinding.
Owned
Oddball

I do happen to know about Evertonil but I have literally nothing at all to do with them. Nothing. You can write as much (garbage) as you need to but you've backed the wrong horse there and you continue to look extremely thick.

And you provide ample evidence of your schizophrenic state by your constant need to change your name. It's obvious to anyone with the most rudimentary knowledge of psychology that you are in need of assistance. Get some. Please. I fear for the damage you are doing to yourself.

Here you go again pretending you are a psychologist. You are not clever enough, you are too dim
You shave your legs because why? tell me and the rest, why do you shave your kegs. The questin is simple. Tell everyone on here why you feel the need to go against nature, WHY
Also, If I am barking up the wrong tree regarding your allegiance, be a man and tell us all who you follow. I nail my colours to the mast and say I support Rovers, yet you are that shallow, you won't admit you are an everton fan. WHY are you embarrassed about their grave robbing past?

I've never shaved my kegs, and what's a 'questin'?

And the only embarrassment I'd feel on here is to give you anything other than what you need and what you need is some help. Get some.

See what I mean, now you are denying shaving your legs even. Self denial is a terrible place to be. I'm glad our sessions ae bringing out your inadequacies Sad that you have to do that and still no admission of what team you support for fear of ribicule. I think you are shrinking now after all that chest pounding by resorting to pointing out typo's, very sad.Still if it makes you feel superior whilst we get to the bottom of your problem, at least we are getting somewhere. You suffer from self denial. Please elaborate and I will do my best to help you. Were you the runt of the litter, so to speak?

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............
.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Why are there so many bakeries in Burnley? Because they are int'bread.

Donmartin wrote:

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............

.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

CLOSET CLARET ALERT...it's okay, all is forgiven, you can join us ;)

Long live the Venkys! Nuff said!

35yearSurrenderMonke
ys wrote:

Patty B wrote:
Ha, what a hypocrite the serial name- changer is. She asks Chrispy to state who he supports but won't keep the same name for more than a couple of weeks! It seems to me someone's got something to hide.

Do you like my login name? Its because the next time the Burnley munters have chance to change history, by winning a game, it will be 35 years Hence you are our 35 year surrender monkeys.
And also I haven't been on here before, you are confusing me with someone else who, by the sounds of it, must also have been an apex predator like me :0) Thats why I eat the bacon chop munter for breakfast

You're worthless. Don't bother responding as I won't get in to it with you.

I do want you to know though that to argue with you would be like playing chess with a pigeon. It would flap it's stupid wings, knock all the pieces over, crap on the board and then fly off thinking it had won. You're untidy, stoopid and one of the most tragic cases I've come across. Toodlepip.

MightyClaret wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............


.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

CLOSET CLARET ALERT...it's okay, all is forgiven, you can join us ;)

Mr Mighty........thanks
.....but no thanks!

I love Blackburn Rovers....and lets be honest they put Burnley to shame.

However......thanks for the memories.

Who can forget that day when Lincoln only needed to win and you would have been where you belong......non league.

Nowt wrong wi that.

Just remind your fellow DINGLES please.... they seem to be obsessed with all things Rovers.

King Prawn Curry Chips and Gravy.

Donmartin wrote:

MightyClaret wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............



.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

CLOSET CLARET ALERT...it's okay, all is forgiven, you can join us ;)

Mr Mighty........thanks

.....but no thanks!

I love Blackburn Rovers....and lets be honest they put Burnley to shame.

However......thanks for the memories.

Who can forget that day when Lincoln only needed to win and you would have been where you belong......non league.

Nowt wrong wi that.

Just remind your fellow DINGLES please.... they seem to be obsessed with all things Rovers.

King Prawn Curry Chips and Gravy.

Put burnley to shame - I've heard it all now. So funny!!! You are a deluded fool if you do not think you are the laughing stock of English football!!! Your football club is a better production than a west end musical - long may that continue!!!!!

Donmartin wrote:

MightyClaret wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............



.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

CLOSET CLARET ALERT...it's okay, all is forgiven, you can join us ;)

Mr Mighty........thanks

.....but no thanks!

I love Blackburn Rovers....and lets be honest they put Burnley to shame.

However......thanks for the memories.

Who can forget that day when Lincoln only needed to win and you would have been where you belong......non league.

Nowt wrong wi that.

Just remind your fellow DINGLES please.... they seem to be obsessed with all things Rovers.

King Prawn Curry Chips and Gravy.

Aw Bless, you know things are bad at Horseville fc when you're bringing up a match that happened in 1987 ha ha! Let's talk about the present shall we DonMartin, enjoy successive relegations, couldn't happen to a nicer bunch ;) Burnley F.C - Top dogs in East Lancashire

It get's more comical,Pato playing champ league footy next year ? He can hardly cement a regular place at Burnley,injury prone and barely lasts an hour.

Patty B wrote:

35yearSurrenderMonke

ys wrote:

Patty B wrote:
Ha, what a hypocrite the serial name- changer is. She asks Chrispy to state who he supports but won't keep the same name for more than a couple of weeks! It seems to me someone's got something to hide.

Do you like my login name? Its because the next time the Burnley munters have chance to change history, by winning a game, it will be 35 years Hence you are our 35 year surrender monkeys.
And also I haven't been on here before, you are confusing me with someone else who, by the sounds of it, must also have been an apex predator like me :0) Thats why I eat the bacon chop munter for breakfast

You're worthless. Don't bother responding as I won't get in to it with you.

I do want you to know though that to argue with you would be like playing chess with a pigeon. It would flap it's stupid wings, knock all the pieces over, crap on the board and then fly off thinking it had won. You're untidy, stoopid and one of the most tragic cases I've come across. Toodlepip.

Took you an hour to come up with that answer, I think a game of chess would be beyond you and more likely a game of draughts is about your level. You probably think that en passant is some form of pasty.
As you can see the bacon butty boy has done a runner yet again without declaring his team. What do you expect from a guy who shaves his legs yet tries to talk manly, thats why he has identity issues and he doesn't realise, I am helping him for free.
I must admit, he does have some form of intellect whereas you are lacking even in that. Back to the dishes for you patty.

Donmartin wrote:

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............

.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

What amazes me most about what you just said there is that you have a mate. He/she/it must be an imaginary one or a carer of some description.

claret777 wrote:
It get's more comical,Pato playing champ league footy next year ? He can hardly cement a regular place at Burnley,injury prone and barely lasts an hour.

Well done. Proper football fan. I was reading and thinking how not one post is about Paterson not even from Burnley fans.

merlinrabbit wrote:

claret777 wrote:
It get's more comical,Pato playing champ league footy next year ? He can hardly cement a regular place at Burnley,injury prone and barely lasts an hour.

Well done. Proper football fan. I was reading and thinking how not one post is about Paterson not even from Burnley fans.

Merlin when will you be picking up your Burnley season ticket?

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

claret777 wrote:
It get's more comical,Pato playing champ league footy next year ? He can hardly cement a regular place at Burnley,injury prone and barely lasts an hour.

Well done. Proper football fan. I was reading and thinking how not one post is about Paterson not even from Burnley fans.

Merlin when will you be picking up your Burnley season ticket?

Don't need one. I have to sit through games at t'turd through my job, taking guests. Free hospitality though which I find somewhat amusing as I'm a rovers fan and seeing all the worzel gummidge look-a-likes sat out below me paying for a piece and pint. I probably know more about your team than you do

Norma_scock wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Norma_scock wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

mjp 53 wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
Q: Why do Burnley supporters all have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers

Q Why do Blackburn supporters walk round with puzzled looks on their faces.

A Because they dont know who their father is.

Straight out of the Beano that. Like one my kid nephew would make up. You must blush when you write on this site

You without doubt clearly have a semi on for all things Burnley me old wascley wabbit. You're never off the Burnley pages, your obsession is there for all to see. If you want to admit you're a secret Claret just crack on. You're more than welcome down the Turf next season mate. That's the only way you're going to see championship football !

You're right...............


.........I love BFC.

Where else can you have such a hoot?

I've been a regular visitor to Turf Moor stretching back to the days when Leighton James played for you and to be honest I've never had such a good laugh.

I was there in 1987 when you scabbed it and stayed in the league.

My mate also played for you for a while and he tells me that you really are one of the worst run clubs in Europe.

Dingley Dangley Dingley Doo you won't win anything BOO HOO.

What amazes me most about what you just said there is that you have a mate. He/she/it must be an imaginary one or a carer of some description.

Try to imagine life as a normal person?

In the outside world people have real friends and real lives too.

You are a dim dangerous moron.

Don't leave Burnley town boundaries please.

Dingley Dingley Daangle DOO DOO

http://www.burnley.v
italfootball.co.uk/a
rticle.asp?a=313729

DESPERATE DINGLE TIMES.

Burnley fans are reknown for running.

What time do Dingles get up on a Sunday in Dingleland?

Dozy Dingle D*ckheads.

Donmartin wrote:
What time do Dingles get up on a Sunday in Dingleland?

Dozy Dingle D*ckheads.

Why will they drill holes into Donmartin's coffin?

So the worms can crawl out and bowk up when they've chomp his fetid remains.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:
What time do Dingles get up on a Sunday in Dingleland?

Dozy Dingle D*ckheads.

Why will they drill holes into Donmartin's coffin?

So the worms can crawl out and bowk up when they've chomp his fetid remains.

Boo Hoo MR P Bacon......read this now to remind you!

Burnley 2-1 Orient, Fourth Division, 1986-87

I was there ~ When Burnley escaped relegation on the last day of the 1986-87 season, Peter Bateman thought he had witnessed one of football's romantic occasions. On reflection, he saw an awful game that nearly took a club out of existence

For 20 years I lived with the comforting illusion that I had seen what, in the circumstances, had been an excellent game of football at Turf Moor on May 9, 1987, with Burnley securing their League status with a well-deserved, if narrow, win. Then I saw the video.


Following Tranmere's win the night before, one of Burnley, Torquay or Lincoln would be the first club automatically relegated from the Football League. Burnley were odds-on favourites to go down. A First Division club only 11 years earlier, the Clarets were broke, the team was a demoralised rabble and the supporters were disillusioned to the extent that crowds had dropped below 2,000 at times that season. Burnley had to win and hope that one of the two other teams lost.

The night before the game, a group of friends and I decided in a Birmingham pub that we would go along to support the Clarets. A 10am the following morning we set off up the M6 in my battered Metro. There was a proverbial sea of claret and blue on the M6 but only, as it turned out, because relegated Aston Villa were bowing out of Division One at Old Trafford. Only after the M62 did we see significant numbers of Burnley supporters.

The supporters turned out in force that day. The pubs were crowded before the match, but the raucous singing barely masked the anxiety. People were buying programmes by the armful outside the ground. One particularly enterprising individual was making a killing selling T-shirts emblazoned with the words "John Bond is a ****", as if his single season as manager had brought the club so low.

A crowd of 10,000 had been expected, but nearly twice as many turned up, causing a 20-minute delay to kick-off. They brought old scarves from happier days as lucky charms and carried table-top radios on shoulders to keep abreast of the scores elsewhere.

The news that the refereeing appointment had been changed at the last minute heightened the anxiety. Eddie Guy had been replaced by George Courtney, the country's top referee at the time. Clearly the League wanted to reduce to a minimum the possibility of Burnley being relegated because of a refereeing error. The implication was they had written the Clarets off.

The game kicked off at 3.20pm and Orient, who needed a win for a play-off place, poured forward. They had a header cleared off the line and rattled the crossbar with a shot before Burnley settled. A minute before half time, Neil Grewcock received the ball on the right wing. The defenders showed him inside and he hit a left-foot shot into the far corner.

With Torquay and Lincoln both losing, the mood began to brighten. Just after half time Ian Britton headed in a quickly taken free-kick and the party started. The celebrations were brief, as Alan Comfort, who had been a thorn in Burnley's side all afternoon, soon pulled a goal back. There followed half an hour of slow torture, which became all the worse when we discovered the other games had finished and results had gone Burnley's way.

Burnley had chances to make the game safe but somehow it wasn't in the script. The tension was raised a notch each time they failed to score. Towards the end of the game, someone turned up their radio and I heard the mellifluous voice of Peter Jones – this was Radio Two's live commentary game. I looked across to the moors and saw them dappled in the sunlight that was breaking through the cloud. If this was a sign from on high, it escaped most people in the ground.

It was after 5pm by the time Courtney ended our torment. The crowds streamed onto the pitch, where several players had collapsed in nervous exhaustion. Many supporters were in tears. "Not a bad game considering," we agreed. "Burnley played some decent stuff." Back in the King's Head pub on the outskirts of Birmingham my companions reckoned we had chosen a good day out, experienced history and seen a decent game.

That was my view for 20 years. Then I watched the video. The game was awful. Burnley's players seemed paralysed by fear, incapable of stringing two passes together. I could now see what I missed from my position behind a stanchion on the Long Side in 1987 – just how close Orient came to putting Burnley out of the League and, almost certainly, out of existence.

How Burnley managed to win is a mystery. Games like this are best replayed in the head. Even in football you can only bear so much reality. Peter Bateman


Comments (8)

Comment by nihaoxiongmao 2012-02-29 14:37:00

Given I was born a year later and bore everyone with Burnley tales. I'm glad they survived!

Comment by ale 2012-02-29 18:01:46

Burnley lost a lot of sympathy for their pre-match whinging about possibly losing their Football League place and made noises about challenging any relegation if it came about.

Comment by rockford 2012-02-29 23:59:05

Frank Clark, the O's manager at the time, has subsequently suggested that the local police advised that the safety of the team and their fans could not be assured were Orient to win that game. Those I know many that attended were bloody relieved we lost that day.
I escaped from the Kassam Stadium unscathed, having won promotion and relegated Oxford a few years back. It would seem the 80's were much darker times to be a football supporter

Comment by Roger Titford 2012-03-01 17:41:43

I went to this (from London!)- my 2nd and currently latest visit to Turf Moor. It was possibly the most emotional crowd I've ever been in. It was the very first year that a team could be relegated from the League and hard to believe it might be the Champions of 1960.

I didn't go expecting a great game but the atmosphere was unbelievable. Did Orient hit the post towards the end? Sadly I missed out on the T shirt but I've still got photos of fans high in the rafters of the Long Side.

Comment by MinkaBeaver 2012-03-01 22:01:59

This was the day the Torquay game was delayed in stoppage time by an alarmed police dog chasing one of the Torquay players and biting him on the thigh.

@ Roger Titford - are there any plans for WSC articles in the near future? Missed seeing your name...

Comment by grippersi 2012-03-02 09:34:01

I was at Plainmoor that day. It remains the only day I have cried at a football match. Running on the pitch when Paul Dobson scored our equaliser, telling as many players as I could that Lincoln had lost. I am not sure they heard, believed nor understood me.

Torquay had lost in stoppage-time at Orient on the Bank Holiday Monday before that final Saturday, and that journey back to Devon was horrible.

I loved that season.

Comment by Peter_Bateman 2012-03-02 10:08:57

It was an extraordinary day all round. Wasn't an overexcited police dog Torqiay's saviour, biting a player and causing the umpteen minutes of injury time in which the Gulls equalised?

It was the uncertainty of the first season of automatic relegation that was the main factor. The Blue Square Premier is now effectively a Fifth Division with all but a couple of clubs fulltime professionals and there is a well charted route back (as the Gulls can tesify!). Back then no-one knew what would happen to the relegated club.

A final comment. No footballer in the land would have swapped places with the 11 Burnley players that day. It must have been a horrible game to have to play. They were Burnley's worst ever team, and most of them surely knew that they had no future at the club even if Burnley stayed up. But they didn't lack courage and commitment when it really mattered. And for that all Burnley fans remember them with gratitude. The line up was:

Neenan, Leebrook, Hampton, Rodaway, Gallagher, Deakin, Grewcock, Malley, James, Devaney, Britton.

The substitute was local lad Ashley HJoskin who wasn't used



Comment by jameswba 2012-03-02 18:31:25

'It was the uncertainty of the first season of automatic relegation that was the main factor. The Blue Square Premier is now effectively a Fifth Division with all but a couple of clubs fulltime professionals and there is a well charted route back (as the Gulls can tesify!). Back then no-one knew what would happen to the relegated club.'

True in a way, though the fact that there are so many full-time ex-league outfits in the Conference actually makes coming back quickly that much more difficult. The struggles of the current Lincoln side are evidence enough of that.

I remember the 87/88 Lincoln side well ; I saw them win 1-0 away in early season to what was a very decent (for that level) Telford Utd team. Lincoln were strong and organised and you wouldn't have needed prior knowledge to see that they were a full-time side up against part-timers. It was clear they were going straight back up, hard as Barnet tried to contest the issue.

Good article anyway, brings back memories.


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On the subject...
I was there
Burnley


Dingles belong in the conference.....you will get there eventually.

Mr P Bacon keep the faith you offensive mongrel.

Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................
....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................
........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................

....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................

........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................

....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................

........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

My mate went to that game. First game he'd been to. Said, "it was a brilliant atmosphere, like a cup final ". Never went again. That is the Burnley eqivelant of a glorhunter.

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................


....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................


........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

You are missing the point Mr P Bacon.

BRFC have been established in the top flight for 11 years....and now we are in the championship alongside Burnley...that's major news to you numpties isn't it.

Laughing stock?

Read all the stories you want in the national press mate....but remember where you com from!

Dingle Dangle Dongle Doo Doo

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................



....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................



........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

You are missing the point Mr P Bacon.

BRFC have been established in the top flight for 11 years....and now we are in the championship alongside Burnley...that's major news to you numpties isn't it.

Laughing stock?

Read all the stories you want in the national press mate....but remember where you com from!

Dingle Dangle Dongle Doo Doo

No, you're upset because I'm choosing to miss YOUR point. Who died and left you in charge of what's what?

BRFC were established in the top flight thanks to the generosity and sheer luck of having the beneficence of a true supporter of the club. Now that money and luck have ran out, Blackburn are finding their equilibrium. The 11 years are in the past. You should stop attempting to live there, it reflects poorly on you.

merlinrabbit wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................


....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................


........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

My mate went to that game. First game he'd been to. Said, "it was a brilliant atmosphere, like a cup final ". Never went again. That is the Burnley eqivelant of a glorhunter.

That game is often quoted by BFC fans as being in their top 5 or 10 moments in the club's history.

What Glory.

Dingles Eh ?

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................




....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................




........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

You are missing the point Mr P Bacon.

BRFC have been established in the top flight for 11 years....and now we are in the championship alongside Burnley...that's major news to you numpties isn't it.

Laughing stock?

Read all the stories you want in the national press mate....but remember where you com from!

Dingle Dangle Dongle Doo Doo

No, you're upset because I'm choosing to miss YOUR point. Who died and left you in charge of what's what?

BRFC were established in the top flight thanks to the generosity and sheer luck of having the beneficence of a true supporter of the club. Now that money and luck have ran out, Blackburn are finding their equilibrium. The 11 years are in the past. You should stop attempting to live there, it reflects poorly on you.

I'm not upset Mr P!

No need to be; you can think / choose to believe whatever you want.

Facts don't have opinions. They are true evidence of what happened.

If you find my own opinions or pointing out of the facts upsetting; please feel free to completely ignore them.

Otherwise stick to what you know about i.e. mediocrity in the form of BFC.

You make me laugh Mr P! Keep up the good work.

Dingle Dangle Dongle

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................





....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................





........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

You are missing the point Mr P Bacon.

BRFC have been established in the top flight for 11 years....and now we are in the championship alongside Burnley...that's major news to you numpties isn't it.

Laughing stock?

Read all the stories you want in the national press mate....but remember where you com from!

Dingle Dangle Dongle Doo Doo

No, you're upset because I'm choosing to miss YOUR point. Who died and left you in charge of what's what?

BRFC were established in the top flight thanks to the generosity and sheer luck of having the beneficence of a true supporter of the club. Now that money and luck have ran out, Blackburn are finding their equilibrium. The 11 years are in the past. You should stop attempting to live there, it reflects poorly on you.

I'm not upset Mr P!

No need to be; you can think / choose to believe whatever you want.

Facts don't have opinions. They are true evidence of what happened.

If you find my own opinions or pointing out of the facts upsetting; please feel free to completely ignore them.

Otherwise stick to what you know about i.e. mediocrity in the form of BFC.

You make me laugh Mr P! Keep up the good work.

Dingle Dangle Dongle

That's hypocritical, isn't it? You want to believe what you want - you're in denial as to your team's plight - but are upset (that's another thing you're in denial about, you obviously are 'cos you haven't had a walkover) that someone refuses to be dragged down your rabbit-hole.

And as for your childish sign-off; it says a lot about your inadequacies really. Speaks volumes.

claret777 wrote:
It get's more comical,Pato playing champ league footy next year ? He can hardly cement a regular place at Burnley,injury prone and barely lasts an hour.

Question is How will ty G(r)eeks pay him. Their Banks have no money. Unless some perceptive Russians switched some funds in time from Nicosia to Athens knowing Pato might be headed there?

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................






....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................






........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

You are missing the point Mr P Bacon.

BRFC have been established in the top flight for 11 years....and now we are in the championship alongside Burnley...that's major news to you numpties isn't it.

Laughing stock?

Read all the stories you want in the national press mate....but remember where you com from!

Dingle Dangle Dongle Doo Doo

No, you're upset because I'm choosing to miss YOUR point. Who died and left you in charge of what's what?

BRFC were established in the top flight thanks to the generosity and sheer luck of having the beneficence of a true supporter of the club. Now that money and luck have ran out, Blackburn are finding their equilibrium. The 11 years are in the past. You should stop attempting to live there, it reflects poorly on you.

I'm not upset Mr P!

No need to be; you can think / choose to believe whatever you want.

Facts don't have opinions. They are true evidence of what happened.

If you find my own opinions or pointing out of the facts upsetting; please feel free to completely ignore them.

Otherwise stick to what you know about i.e. mediocrity in the form of BFC.

You make me laugh Mr P! Keep up the good work.

Dingle Dangle Dongle

That's hypocritical, isn't it? You want to believe what you want - you're in denial as to your team's plight - but are upset (that's another thing you're in denial about, you obviously are 'cos you haven't had a walkover) that someone refuses to be dragged down your rabbit-hole.

And as for your childish sign-off; it says a lot about your inadequacies really. Speaks volumes.

Oh dear Mr P!

It is very childish of me to sign off as I do..................
.

Dingley Dingley Dangley Doo Mr P is Mad as a Dangley Doo

Mr P Mr P You Dingley Fool

Don't take things so serious Baby; it's not your fault that Wovers Wule

Dingley Dangley dongley Doo Mr P is a very THICK person

Who gives a **** anyway Dingley Dangley Doogley Doo

We will always wemember your sensitive nature Mr P .

Ahhhhhhhhhh BOOOOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOOO

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:

Donmartin wrote:

Chris P Bacon wrote:
Anyone like Dungmartin prepared to dredge through all that to flavour the recipe in his favour and expecting anyone to bother tasting it is more to be pitied than scorned.

To summarise in a quick sentence, we know without bothering to trawl through that garbage that it is; 'I'm right, you're wrong, I'm great, you're not aaaaahhhh'.

Mr P...................




....steady on mate!

You need to accept it..................




........Burnley Football Club were within a few minutes of going out of the league......and not too long ago.

You should be proud of where you are now.

The laughing stock of the country?

Dingle Dangle Dongle

If we are to be expected to live in the past to add weight to your dislikes, where do we draw the line? The pre-Cambrian era or should we go back further than that?

Fast-forwarding to today, March 23rd 2013, Blackburn Rovers are managerless, have sacked three managers this season, owe several millions on the altar of their ineptitude, are facing the real prospect of relegation, are being increasingly deserted by fans not wanting to pay to see the current carcass of a behemoth out of control BUT YOU WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO SOMONE ELSE IN THE LAST CENTURY! I'm amazed you didn't have an open-top-bus ride celebration planned for that one.

Your club is the laughing stock of the country and you only need to open ANY of the national newspapers to see evidence of that. And you don't need a question mark for that one, either.

You are missing the point Mr P Bacon.

BRFC have been established in the top flight for 11 years....and now we are in the championship alongside Burnley...that's major news to you numpties isn't it.

Laughing stock?

Read all the stories you want in the national press mate....but remember where you com from!

Dingle Dangle Dongle Doo Doo

No, you're upset because I'm choosing to miss YOUR point. Who died and left you in charge of what's what?

BRFC were established in the top flight thanks to the generosity and sheer luck of having the beneficence of a true supporter of the club. Now that money and luck have ran out, Blackburn are finding their equilibrium. The 11 years are in the past. You should stop attempting to live there, it reflects poorly on you.

You should try and avoid this absolute obsession with all things Rovers. You all seem to think that Rovers' failings (thanks to atrocious ownership) count as a trophy for your desperate club but it doesn't, it just reflects on you poorly.

Does a more infantile human being exist than Donfartin? His optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead.

Patty B wrote:
Does a more infantile human being exist than Donfartin? His optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead.

Yes he's called chris p bacon, he shaves his legs and tries to compensate by being confrontational. He isn't even a Burnley supporter, yet comes on here championing their cause because he has issues and he wants to belong. He tries to keep it bottled up by pretending he likes psychology to scare off the locals. But I'm not sure yet if he was made to wear girls clothes when he was small or take a pounding on a regular basis.
It would move things forward in his therapy if he admitted which football club he supported but as he has trouble with experiences in the past, he refuses to answer two simple questions
1 Why did you or why do you shave your legs and then deny doing so and
2 What football team do you support
Couldn't be simpler, ask him yourself and you usually get a JR Tolkiens length of waffle followed by a dissappearing act that Houdini would have been proud of.