BREAKING NEWS: Hammers up Olsson bid (From Lancashire Telegraph)

webbo69 wrote:
Why would he stop? Why would anyone stop? Any player worth his salt would go. This club is on a fast track to nowhere, whilst these jokers are running the club. Jacks turnin in his grave:(

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.

Ewood say that! wrote:
If we could get £5m in and use for a centre & right midfielder then id be tempted.Ollson is steady but irreplaceble?

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t.
Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers,
OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band
DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out
Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.

FCBurnley wrote:
Is he going to West Ham as the Diving Coach ?

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:
Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t.
Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers,
OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band
DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out
Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:

8 Ball Deluxe wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.

Nice one, 8 Ball!

reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

Bazzer wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:

8 Ball Deluxe wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.

Nice one, 8 Ball!

Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....

French Rover wrote:

reiko082 wrote: I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil. A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side. When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.

we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.

stick to football wrote:
At that price Venkys will be interested - and I reckon it a fair price.

Martin O is a wing back not a full back - good luck to him

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

George.White.Bread wrote:

webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.

D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.

webbo69 wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.

D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.

Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.

webbo69 wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

webbo69 wrote:
'if' and a big big 'if' promotion is d venkeys main aim, who is gunner set d premier alight and be good enough to keep us up? Selling all are premier assets has helped(not t mention t**t kean) get us in this position. Average player in prem now 10 million +wages. Sorry but d likes of murphy, danns and kean etc.... struggle to cut it in a very very poor championship. Unfortunatly venkeys you reap what u spend. Tosspots.

D webbo69, d Rovers equivalent of d proud Burnley Lad ! I bet d webbo69 loves d horse burgers.

Just bein realistic fella. Any truth in tesco's buying Austin from Burnley. Since price of horse meat has jumped up theyv decided t buy knocked down donkey fodder instead.

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

kazluvsrovers wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS

Colne lads back wrote:

kazluvsrovers wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.

Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick.

Comedy Central

kazluvsrovers wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.

baldie wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS

Bumley

Colne lads back wrote:

kazluvsrovers wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.

Obviously not true, the people of BLACKBUM have been eating horse meat furlong time, what's the difference between you(kaz) and a pit bull?lipstick.

Comedy Central

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

blueblooded wrote:
Btw Andy, which one is it?

Cool one minute, up bid the other??

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

leitchy wrote:
Keep him....top player and one of a very few decent players left at our club!

But Venks r here for money so we will prob sell when the figure is high enough!! And replace with a league 1 player ! !

Mention Ambition ??? They have never heard of the word !!
MONEY suddenly there all ears !!!

kazluvsrovers wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Just been to LIDL and there wasn' t any burgers left because all the greedy
Dingle tossers had been in earlier and bought them all.

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!

Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a

s well as horses obviously!

Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.

Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television

Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television

They've got their own TV show on national geo, The Hutterites a dingle colony that moved to Manhattan. Banjo pluckin toothless munters with beards and thats just the ladies

baldie wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:
Channel 4 would like to thank the residents of Burnley for their participation in the latest series of 'The Undateables'. Without your support, the series would never have got off the ground.

We would like to use your residents for the next series if possible as after a UK wide search, we have been unable to find another town that is populated with the 'special' kind of people that we are looking for.

See you next series!

Zachariah Dingle
Director of Programming
Channel Four Television

Did you see the programme the other night, where the Dingle mother and "stepdad" were spying on their "daughter" on holiday?
Oh,the class was obvious.
The tubby friend had her top off before she could say "maaaaaaaans a paaaaaaant"

Will P wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.

This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses.

Sort it out.

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!

Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a


s well as horses obviously!

Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

Colne lads back wrote:

Will P wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.

This isn't banter. You and your IQ 5 entourage are dishing out poor chat about tesco, burgers and horses.

Sort it out.

Banter,jokers call it what you want.

This is Comedy Central

Sorted

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.

Colne lads back wrote:
Name three footie teams that contain swear words?

ARSEnal

SCUNThorpe

BXXXXXD WROVERS

Colne lads back wrote:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." The demise of wrovers.

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

How are you Brian? I know who you are and you are not a Burnley fan. Give it up.

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Comedy Central

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Is this Wayne ker.

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Is this Wayne ker.

George.White.Bread wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Is this Wayne ker.

No it's Mike Hunt

Navy-Rover wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!

Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a



s well as horses obviously!

Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(

Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.

merlinrabbit wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Is this Wayne ker.

No it's Mike Hunt

You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.

George.White.Bread wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Is this Wayne ker.

No it's Mike Hunt

You dont know how funny it is seeing so called Burnley fans palling up with Brian from Blackburn. You suckers.

Well we've just got your word for it, it could be a desperate attempt at defamation of character for all we know?

P.S You're still a Mike Hunt ;)

LanghoDAN wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:
Eeeee, but do you remember Fred coming back to help us out and stave off relegation? Didn't work, of course, about '72 time. He set off down t 'Riverside wing in first five minutes and lashed a pile driver against t' bar at Blackburn End. Unfortunately, fags had done for Fred, and he was anonymous after that, and he couldn't put another run together. We ended up in t' third division that season. Sad, relegation, isn't it?.

French Rover wrote:

reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.

we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.

8 Ball Deluxe wrote:

Bazzer wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote:

8 Ball Deluxe wrote: Glad to see BFS stick to his guns and go no higher than 2 million, Another guy whose full of sh1t. Speaking of full of sh1t, hello dangerous dave and the doomongers, OH MY GOD, what a great name for a band DANGEROUS DAVE AND THE DOOMONGERS copywrighted from this moment on stardate 16/01/2013 coming to a venue near you with Clam on Bass 8 Ball on lead. Debuting their new single, Get Yer Venkys Out Come on you lunatics lets shake them big fat arses. Not you Sam we need some room for the rest.

Nice one, 8 Ball!

Nice one? She has been losing it for some time now. Ever since Big Sam went.....

Hi Bazzer, yeah you're right anyway what about sam getting his own brand of burgers in tesco's, apparently they only use the finest hooves, 20% beef and 80% hoof burgers. Big Sams Finest range top quality Hoofing.

Colne lads back wrote:

merlinrabbit wrote:

Colne lads back wrote:
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

Comedy Central

Come on Brian, own up. You are from Blackburn. I know who you are.

Is this Wayne ker.

flowersorseaman? wrote:

LanghoDAN wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think

LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!

LanghoDAN wrote:

flowersorseaman? wrote:

LanghoDAN wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think

LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!

I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??

George.White.Bread wrote:

LanghoDAN wrote:

flowersorseaman? wrote:

LanghoDAN wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

jimluftas wrote:

dangerous dave wrote:

Is Eckersley playing? wrote: He's going of course. Then how many ex Prem players will we have left? Plan 'A' almost complete. Plan 'B'? Get the final parachute cheque, then ship out. Mission complete. Who's for Ewood on Saurday?..

Spot on - will vent my views at the venkys but wont enter the ground - value my hard earned cash and wint spend another pound at Ewood until these idiots and the rest are gone!!! OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR

Good for you. You're boring though so why not go and 'support' another team?

You mean as boring as your comment - pity your obviously the type who sits on the fence only to see your home town club destroyed by these idots well not me!!!!
OUT WITH SHAW AGNEW SINGH HENDRY VENKYS COAR AND THE LIKES OF YOU

Off course he will go they have up there offer so they will snap there hands off offering a extra two million my god
Goodbye Marcus enjoy your time back in the big league
Everyone need to boycott Ewood on Saturday afternoon and just leave venkys sat on there own and see what they think

LanghoDAN, please tell me you weren't schooled in Langho, that would reflect badly on all that were! Almost impossible to read these comments your grammar's so poor; fortunately I have some of the old decoding books from Bletchley Park! Not to mention naming the wrong Olsson! 1/5 stars, off to the naughty corner with you.

Good luck Appy, you'll need it stuck between our knowledgeable owners and fans!

I meant Martin not Marcus so my mistake but what the hell you talking about with the schooling lark ??

I think he's suggesting that you're thicker than whale sh1t.

French Rover wrote:

reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.

we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!

Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a




s well as horses obviously!

Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(

Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.

Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe?

But how lucky you are that your job
would also appear to be your hobby!
And thank you for your interest in my
fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Navy-Rover wrote:

George.White.Bread wrote:

Bazzer wrote:
The Dingles are not smart enough to follow the Tesco Horsemeat jokes, but then again, following Burnley is a major handicap.

I think you'll find that we have been!

You've been rubbing too much horse meat on your nethers my meths swilling shoeless tramp friend.

Still struggling to spell methylated George? Hardly surprising with you dingles having the worst GCSE grades in the country! Not to mention the fact that Burnley is officially one of the worst places to live in the UK!

Burnley - A sh1thole with a 3rd world ground populated by intellectually challenged, inbred Munters!

Well you would know all about that substance wouldn't you Navy boy? Delicious on your cornflakes first thing in the morning just before you go and comb your hair with a pork chop and put on your village people style Navy outfit.

Are you really in the Navy or do you just have a penchant for long hard things full of seamen?............a





s well as horses obviously!

Oh come on George! Is that the best you could come up with?

Pretty p1ss poor retort if I'm honest. I'm very disappointed :-(

Oh, and George, yes I am in the Navy. It's called a job, you know, that thing you do where you get paid for actually working instead of sitting on your fat useless backside watching your relatives on Jeremy Kyle while smoking and drinking your benefits away.

Well then able seamen Staines, I take my notional hat off to you for upholding the tradition that Britania does indeed rule the waves. I take it you're back on dry land then? It must be tough out on the cruel lonely seas with all those other lonely able seamen trying to smash one up yer bovril pipe?

But how lucky you are that your job
would also appear to be your hobby!
And thank you for your interest in my
fat arse too, I'll put that one down to thinking of blokes arses being a by-product of your chosen vocation. Which I suppose is actually slightly more healthy than an obsession of 4 legged animals who like apples and sugar cubes.

Oh dear, your dizzying intellect is shining through here isn't it! Sailors associated with homosexuality? OMG! Nobody has said ever said that before! so I'm guessing that your obvious expert knowledge in this matter can only be put down to the fact that you have experienced this for yourself. Its OK though, feel free to come out of the closet, this is the 21st Century after all and I am certain that you will be accepted in society....well.... I'm not too sure about Burnley's society, after all they are a bit backward over there. Still, be proud George, don't hide! We won't think any less of you... mainly because our opinion of you can't really get any lower, but there you go, c'est la vie!

Colne lads back wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

Horse burgers pack of 10, 2 for 1 while stocks last £1.50 at LIDL
Wrovers fans please no pushing and shuving down the freezer isle there's plenty for all your families.

lusorover wrote:

French Rover wrote:

reiko082 wrote:
I wouldn't let Olsson go for 4mil.

A couple of years ago we had a core group of quality players; Samba, Hoilett, N'Zonzi, Jones and perhaps one or 2 others. He's the last one of that group and was always dangerous when playing further up the field on that left hand side.

When I see the list of incomings and outgoings at Blackburn since Venkys took over I can't quite believe how they haven't been investigated. All smoothed over by a safe investment in Rhodes.

we always sold players on reiko....players come and go all the time. Ever since we sold Mike England and Keith Newton there have been hundreds of players come and gone through the doors at Ewood - it is the very nature of football everywhere. We had a great nucleus of players when we won the premiership but they soon all went elsewhere afterwards to search for pastures new. Duffer, Lucas Neil, RCS, Bentley, Friedel, Warnock, and many more recent players are always adding to that list.

It will always be thus.

You don't have to be Alan Sugar to work out that income from attendances at Ewood go nowhere near covering wages and operating costs.

As long as we don't get enough fans through the turnstiles, and there are many reasons why that is unlikely to happen, we will have to cash in on our better players just to keep afloat.

There is no point moaning about it every time there is a headline about a player leaving - unless you are one of the obsessive complainers who haunt this site of course. At least you give the rest of us a laugh I suppose.