Tribute to the effectiveness of the police (From Lancashire Telegraph)
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Tribute to the effectiveness of the police
10:34am Thursday 1st March 2012 in Jack Straw column
By Jack Straw, MP for Blackburn
WASTING police time is quite a serious criminal offence.
The maximum penalty is six months in jail.
Last Friday I thought I came close to being charged with this.
The particulars of the charge would have been these: that I had inveigled a police constable, a PCSO, along with the commander of our large police division, Chief Superintendent Bob Eastwood, to waste two hours at a public meeting for no particular purpose.
There were witnesses, too – at least 80 were present, so an alibi would have proved impossible.
The meeting was a regular residents’ meeting – this time for the Brownhill and Roe Lee area of town, held in Holy Souls’ Church Hall on Whalley New Road.
Now in their ninth year, these meetings follow a familiar pattern.
There’s a detailed printed report on the area, prepared jointly by council officers and police staff, put round before the start.
Brief oral presentations are made by the council leader, the chief executive or deputy, Mr Eastwood the police chief, the senior officer responsible for bins, litter, blocked gullies and similar delights, and by me.
That’s followed by an open session with questions or comments from the residents.
A full note is kept, and an action report subsequently sent to everyone who attended.
For some years after this cycle of meetings began in 2003 they were dominated by complaints about crime or anti-social behaviour.
These days – as at the Holy Souls’ meeting – such complaints are a rarity.
Indeed, at this lively meeting there wasn’t a single comment about crime.
There’s an easy explanation for this: the kind of crimes which really worry people, like house burglary, have fallen dramatically.
When, some years ago, Mr Eastwood was the inspector for the east side of Blackburn there might be fifty burglaries in a month.
In contrast, in one month last year there were just twenty-five for the whole of his Division – Blackburn, Darwen, Hyndburn, Ribble Valley.
Joking aside, the police at the meeting were not wasting their time because they had no complaints to answer.
Rather, that was a tribute to their effectiveness.
Comments(7)
jimpy0
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3:46pm Fri 2 Mar 12
karolgadge
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10:27am Sat 3 Mar 12
If the moral of the story recounted here is to say that the police are effective, it could all have been done in one sentence.
Mill62
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6:58pm Sat 3 Mar 12
woolywords
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1:16am Mon 5 Mar 12
is well worth the paper it's printed on.
In these austere times, we all have to stick together and the plethora of acrimony given, serves no purpose, whatsoever!
I am one of the few that actually like Jack Straw, even if he changed his name at Uni.
His printed words have a special place for me..
Not in my library, but in the toilet, with string through them,
on a nail, threaded with broken boot lace...
I like to read each considered word that he writes..
The Romans used to have vinegar dipped sponges, for doing this job, civilisation has moved on a lot since then..
I have the words of Jack Straw.
Honi soit qui mal y pense, as they say in France, as I give the salute of the English bowman.
And to think, Condalesa Rice gave up her bed for you..
woolywords
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1:38am Mon 5 Mar 12
He is, by far and away better than my former MP, namely
Eric Martlew.
At least when you poke Jack with a stick, he does something.
And not just make a flatulent noise..
Am considering that we should raise something to his praise.
Vikki has a memorial to her..
Barbara Castle has her way..
The Jack Straw toilets..
Unused on the Boulevard,
what finer tribute to the man?
Each splash and dash,
a vote winner!
Of course there will need to be a charge, to stop our incontinent cousins from rigging the ballot.
Have no idea why someone has not thought of this before.
They have Ghandi on the railway station...
Jack Straw urinals..
and ploppers for squatters!
Even the Queen goes..
manyarecalled
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4:50pm Mon 5 Mar 12
seriously , from what I've seen of these doormen etc , privatisation is a licence to break the law , not uphold it. the police are not motivated by profit , these firms will be.
we may at times be irritated by the police , but privatising
them would be a disaster .
the police in general have their pension to consider , which keeps them on the straight and narrow .these firms don't.
Graham Hartley says...
8:53pm Thu 1 Mar 12
However, it is pleasing to read that the police are at last effective, given the investment in the service.