Burnley brothers jailed for fight in Nelson street (From Lancashire Telegraph)

they should have given him a box to stand on before taking his picture.

I like the new font for comments.

These 2 have blighted Pendle for many years with their criminality. Although disappointingly it won't be the full 6 months at Least these complete wasters will be off the streets.

Dear LT, how exactly are these two brothers, one who lives in Colne and the other in Barnoldswick, also from Burnley? No, that's right, they're not! The court hearing took place in Burnley, that's all...seriously, does anyone even bother to check these stories...Burnley brothers, then the article goes on to say how they're from Pendle, where the fight also happened! I wonder if our totally unbiased daily paper (based in Blackburn) has any excuse for its' blatant mud slinging at Burnley.

Also, your totally unbiased paper reported recently that shopper numbers were down in Burnley and up in the utopian capital if East Lancs that is Blackburn. Unfortunately, our proper local paper, the Burnley Express, reports that shopper numbers are up here. Another glob of mud flying over from the LT HQ in Blackburn me thinks!

blylad wrote:
Dear LT, how exactly are these two brothers, one who lives in Colne and the other in Barnoldswick, also from Burnley? No, that's right, they're not! The court hearing took place in Burnley, that's all...seriously, does anyone even bother to check these stories...Burnley brothers, then the article goes on to say how they're from Pendle, where the fight also happened! I wonder if our totally unbiased daily paper (based in Blackburn) has any excuse for its' blatant mud slinging at Burnley.

Also, your totally unbiased paper reported recently that shopper numbers were down in Burnley and up in the utopian capital if East Lancs that is Blackburn. Unfortunately, our proper local paper, the Burnley Express, reports that shopper numbers are up here. Another glob of mud flying over from the LT HQ in Blackburn me thinks!

Google maps are available for employees not familiar with the area !

Just realised who is responsible for this article. She doesn't usually let the truth get in the way of a good story anyway.

blylad wrote:
Dear LT, how exactly are these two brothers, one who lives in Colne and the other in Barnoldswick, also from Burnley? No, that's right, they're not! The court hearing took place in Burnley, that's all...seriously, does anyone even bother to check these stories...Burnley brothers, then the article goes on to say how they're from Pendle, where the fight also happened! I wonder if our totally unbiased daily paper (based in Blackburn) has any excuse for its' blatant mud slinging at Burnley.

Also, your totally unbiased paper reported recently that shopper numbers were down in Burnley and up in the utopian capital if East Lancs that is Blackburn. Unfortunately, our proper local paper, the Burnley Express, reports that shopper numbers are up here. Another glob of mud flying over from the LT HQ in Blackburn me thinks!

I blame Jack Straw, despicable little man.

I hope these two lookers are single (I accept they are not young or free!)......phwoar!! Where have they been all my lfe?!

Lottie27 wrote:
I hope these two lookers are single (I accept they are not young or free!)......phwoar!! Where have they been all my lfe?!

Be careful because I'm sure they're lying about their age. That Michael Dwyer is surely in his thirties, he's not 28, and Paul Dwyer is definitely in his 40's, he's never 34.

That said they still look a fine catch, so don't let me put you off. The older one has especially sexy facial hair (I'm a straight bloke but even I can appreciate sexy hair on a man when it's that obvious), although I'm not quite sure how it all joins up, or even if it does at all - it looks quite wispy from the picture so I can't tell if tash actually meets goaty. I like his top best too and his beaming, happy go lucky face.

paul dwyer and his cousin mathew (rubber lips) dwyer are wanted here in colne by numerous people, and only a matter of time before blokes catch up with them.
This imbred family only know thieving from old ladies and robbing cars and trying to intimidate people etc etc,non of these pr1cks can fight without a knife or a bottle,only to be expected from a family of drug users and **** heads.
All dwyers are colners not from bly, nelson or barlick,they have to keep moving from town to town for they'er own safety absolute waste of oxygen this lot.

colnelad wrote:
paul dwyer and his cousin mathew (rubber lips) dwyer are wanted here in colne by numerous people, and only a matter of time before blokes catch up with them.
This imbred family only know thieving from old ladies and robbing cars and trying to intimidate people etc etc,non of these pr1cks can fight without a knife or a bottle,only to be expected from a family of drug users and **** heads.
All dwyers are colners not from bly, nelson or barlick,they have to keep moving from town to town for they'er own safety absolute waste of oxygen this lot.

You're bang on the money there Colnelad!

...is he not refered to as kipper lips though?

Cha'mone MF wrote:

colnelad wrote: paul dwyer and his cousin mathew (rubber lips) dwyer are wanted here in colne by numerous people, and only a matter of time before blokes catch up with them. This imbred family only know thieving from old ladies and robbing cars and trying to intimidate people etc etc,non of these pr1cks can fight without a knife or a bottle,only to be expected from a family of drug users and **** heads. All dwyers are colners not from bly, nelson or barlick,they have to keep moving from town to town for they'er own safety absolute waste of oxygen this lot.

You're bang on the money there Colnelad! ...is he not refered to as kipper lips though?

yep kipper lips, hope you have'nt had dealings with these oxygen thieves

colnelad wrote:

Cha'mone MF wrote:

colnelad wrote: paul dwyer and his cousin mathew (rubber lips) dwyer are wanted here in colne by numerous people, and only a matter of time before blokes catch up with them. This imbred family only know thieving from old ladies and robbing cars and trying to intimidate people etc etc,non of these pr1cks can fight without a knife or a bottle,only to be expected from a family of drug users and **** heads. All dwyers are colners not from bly, nelson or barlick,they have to keep moving from town to town for they'er own safety absolute waste of oxygen this lot.

You're bang on the money there Colnelad! ...is he not refered to as kipper lips though?

yep kipper lips, hope you have'nt had dealings with these oxygen thieves

Unfortunately many times over the years. They are both lower that a sausage dogs testicles. Don't worry, one day their past will undoubtably catch up with them, probably down a dark alley way with a bit of luck!

Cha'mone MF wrote:

colnelad wrote:

Cha'mone MF wrote:

colnelad wrote: paul dwyer and his cousin mathew (rubber lips) dwyer are wanted here in colne by numerous people, and only a matter of time before blokes catch up with them. This imbred family only know thieving from old ladies and robbing cars and trying to intimidate people etc etc,non of these pr1cks can fight without a knife or a bottle,only to be expected from a family of drug users and **** heads. All dwyers are colners not from bly, nelson or barlick,they have to keep moving from town to town for they'er own safety absolute waste of oxygen this lot.

You're bang on the money there Colnelad! ...is he not refered to as kipper lips though?

yep kipper lips, hope you have'nt had dealings with these oxygen thieves

Unfortunately many times over the years. They are both lower that a sausage dogs testicles. Don't worry, one day their past will undoubtably catch up with them, probably down a dark alley way with a bit of luck!

alot of people can't wait for the L.E.T to report the demise of the Dwyers down a dark alley way,hopefully it will happen in colne, with at least 50 suspects

colnelad wrote:

Cha'mone MF wrote:

colnelad wrote:

Cha'mone MF wrote:

colnelad wrote: paul dwyer and his cousin mathew (rubber lips) dwyer are wanted here in colne by numerous people, and only a matter of time before blokes catch up with them. This imbred family only know thieving from old ladies and robbing cars and trying to intimidate people etc etc,non of these pr1cks can fight without a knife or a bottle,only to be expected from a family of drug users and **** heads. All dwyers are colners not from bly, nelson or barlick,they have to keep moving from town to town for they'er own safety absolute waste of oxygen this lot.

You're bang on the money there Colnelad! ...is he not refered to as kipper lips though?

yep kipper lips, hope you have'nt had dealings with these oxygen thieves

Unfortunately many times over the years. They are both lower that a sausage dogs testicles. Don't worry, one day their past will undoubtably catch up with them, probably down a dark alley way with a bit of luck!

alot of people can't wait for the L.E.T to report the demise of the Dwyers down a dark alley way,hopefully it will happen in colne, with at least 50 suspects

And I bet the people to do this are a well known set of Colne brothers, they like to beat people up down back alleys!!

Wat a good looking pair of numptys hahahaaa

chris283 wrote:
Wat a good looking pair of numptys hahahaaa

That's better Chris !!!

Jack Herer...very funny! Cheered me up!

Don't be too quick to blame the reporter, sub editors put the headlines on