Council tax rise to fund Lancashire Constabulary (From Lancashire Telegraph)

"Sir, could you please step out of the vehicle?"

"I'm too drunk, you get in."

But only people who work pay it!!!!

The lazy, the unemployed and people in prison get off with nothing!!

How is this fair?

What is the answer.....

Bob is unemployed and applies for a job as a janitor at Microsoft. A manager at Human Resources interviews him in detail then asks him to wipe a few floors as a test. "OK," says the interviewer, "you're hired. Just give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the necessary documents."Bob says that he doesn't have a computer, so obviously has no e-mail address. The Microsoft interviewer tells him that without an e-mail address he virtually doesn't exist, so the company is unable to hire him.Disappointed and frustrated, Bob leaves the building with only 10 dollars in his pocket. He decides to go to the nearest supermarket and buy 10 pounds of tomatoes. He sells the tomatoes door-to-door and within two hours has doubled his capital. He repeats the process three times and ends up with 160 dollars.Realising that he can make a living this way, Bob works hard from early morning to late at night. Every day, he doubles or even triples his capital. After a short time, he buys a small van, then a truck, and soon he has an entire fleet for his deliveries. Within 5 years, Bob has established one of the largest food retail chains in the USA. He decides to think about his future and wants to get a financial plan drawn up for himself and his family. He contacts a financial consultant and they compile a pension plan. At the end of the discussion, the consultant asks Bob for his e-mail address in order to send him the corresponding documents, only to hear that Bob still does not own a computer and has no e-mail address."That's weird," says the consultant. "You have built up a massive retail empire and you don't even have an e-mail address. Just imagine what you would have achieved if you'd had a computer."Bob thinks for a minute, then says: "I'd be a janitor at Microsoft."

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this bloke splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, "I can't swim! I can't swim!"

"It's alright, mate," I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, "It says no swimming anyway".

Unbelievable !!! That's a few more vehicles to go shopping in WORKS time and visit more DRIVE THRU'S......

Does that mean they'll attend when you phone them, and not 4 days later or after they finish their KFCs. Somethings never change, no doubt they'll still hound the easy target THE MOTORIST

Disgusting action.

Are you going to get your lazy staff to work for a change.

Are you going to sack the skivers on the sick

Lancashire County Council is Owned by the Blues and Twos Credit Union Ltd :
https://www.lifeinth
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-credit-union/

I wonder if they will investigate bent solicitors now when they are given over 700 pages of evidence, instead of investigating me when someone provides them with one single text message about some alleged threat made to a thief that stole all my work equipment!

The whole legal system has been corrupted since barrister Blair and Straw got their hands on the reins of the country!

Justify the money you already get before you ask for more!

The Police are now run as a business,a failing business,I may add.
The tax payers of Lancashire,are being asked to pay more for less. How many Police Stations are to be closed under the current management ? Most of these are in the areas with a lower unemployment figure than the larger towns. This means that those in employment are paying for a service they are not receiving.
The public request,no demand a Police presence in their community,but this is not being provided under the current management.
Crime is on the increase in rural areas because of the lack of bodies on the ground. The manpower is being used up in the larger areas,populated by drug and alcohol abusers. These people create problems by committing crime to feed their habits,get involved in violence,domestic disputes,child neglect etc. These very same people contribute nothing. The Courts don't even recover monies from these people as in days gone by.
The system is wrong. Its about time those who offend and use the public resources are made to pay,and those who work and contribute to the system have their payments frozen.

in owning LCC the police already get all the council tax to play with, so this is just a push to bring into the mainstream what is already happening in the background, all under statutes of course.

the constabulary are acting in treason and they love it so we defeat the puffs in this way :

https://www.lifeinth
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Halfhearted, very interesting comment, are you in the know!!

Simple!! Bonus to the police, for all moneys recovered under proceeds of crime to pay for the police in lancashire. this then gives the Bobby on the beat an insentive to work hard, catch thieves and drug dealers this way he keeps his job and the streets of lancashire are made safe. with no extra cost to the tax payers.

Come on Mr Police Chief get your priorities right don't expect the Jo public to pay extra for Bobbies shining the seats of their pants

A few good comments put on here but will the people that make the decisions listen to us tax payers, the answer is, I very much doubt it.....

I would add this to the mix.
the country is in the state it is because the people have ceased to be able to exist without big government, big police in your face, council laying out the law that is not law, etc.

would it not be a good idea to get back to the mindset we were in pre-90's?

we all took responsibility for our lives, we did not need permission, we did not need to be told. we did what we did and behaved like adults which kept the police and all other seriously out of order institutions in the background working for the people not telling the people.

this shift is the only way this insanity will cease as the nazi does not know when to cease it has to be demolished. getting to grips with the law is the none violent way of demolishing the fascism that has crept into all our civil systems as they are now controlled by the cororate realm and not the constitutional realm.

only the people together can stop this, they will not stop on their own as they cannot think for themselves anymore, they are the hive mind the anthill, the drones the infirm of mind.

psch wrote:
Disgusting action.

Are you going to get your lazy staff to work for a change.

Are you going to sack the skivers on the sick

You are a complete pr1ck.

Mikeee47 wrote:
Does that mean they'll attend when you phone them, and not 4 days later or after they finish their KFCs. Somethings never change, no doubt they'll still hound the easy target THE MOTORIST

That's right, Cops are robots and don't need to eat. And when they finish work they get put in a locker and have a power cable stuck up their ar*e to re-charge them.

wulver wrote:
Unbelievable !!! That's a few more vehicles to go shopping in WORKS time and visit more DRIVE THRU'S......

Do you have a lunch break where you work?....... Oh yeah thats right, you don't work, you're one of the unwashed masses who loves to claim that your a hard working "taxpayer".
Stick to what your good at ie watching Jeremy Kyle and
drinking tenants super strength.

Cha'mone MF must be a copper to make comments like that.

Maybe if you numpty police had the balls to tackle crimes committed by those at the top end of society, i.e. bankers, politicians, councillors, solicitors etc. then there wouldn't be so much crime at the bottom end of society.

But then again, they haven't got the brains to carry out an investigation into those at the top, even when someone else does the hard work in collecting the evidence for them and hands it to them on a plate.

Well said Rumpole, I totally agree with every word and as for Chamone MF, well we all know what MF stands for dont we lol, enough said !!!

Rumpole wrote:
Cha'mone MF must be a copper to make comments like that.

Maybe if you numpty police had the balls to tackle crimes committed by those at the top end of society, i.e. bankers, politicians, councillors, solicitors etc. then there wouldn't be so much crime at the bottom end of society.

But then again, they haven't got the brains to carry out an investigation into those at the top, even when someone else does the hard work in collecting the evidence for them and hands it to them on a plate.

Why do my comments have to make me a cop?
Far from it. I'm just an ordinary member of the public who thinks that under the circumstances the Police so the best they can in very challenging times and an increasingly difficult society. They make colossal f*ck ups from time to time and have bad apes in the barrel, of course they do. But the same could be said about every other profession. The problem is that somebody has to enforce the laws of this land regardless of what you think of them. The reason why people like you don't like the cops is that you don't like being told off for doing wrong. You were probably the same at school and the same with your parents, you don't like authority. Well I've got news for you, somebody has to do it and if you don't like the way that the Police "Police" this country then why don't you f*ck off to North Korea or Syria and see how you like it there.

Try and have a bit of respect for those who are there to look after you. If your house got burgled or you got filled in you'd be on the blower to the cops demanding help wouldn't you?

wulver wrote:
Well said Rumpole, I totally agree with every word and as for Chamone MF, well we all know what MF stands for dont we lol, enough said !!!

Another whinging bellend that's just got three points on his licence.

Cha'mone MF wrote:

Rumpole wrote:
Cha'mone MF must be a copper to make comments like that.

Maybe if you numpty police had the balls to tackle crimes committed by those at the top end of society, i.e. bankers, politicians, councillors, solicitors etc. then there wouldn't be so much crime at the bottom end of society.

But then again, they haven't got the brains to carry out an investigation into those at the top, even when someone else does the hard work in collecting the evidence for them and hands it to them on a plate.

Why do my comments have to make me a cop?
Far from it. I'm just an ordinary member of the public who thinks that under the circumstances the Police so the best they can in very challenging times and an increasingly difficult society. They make colossal f*ck ups from time to time and have bad apes in the barrel, of course they do. But the same could be said about every other profession. The problem is that somebody has to enforce the laws of this land regardless of what you think of them. The reason why people like you don't like the cops is that you don't like being told off for doing wrong. You were probably the same at school and the same with your parents, you don't like authority. Well I've got news for you, somebody has to do it and if you don't like the way that the Police "Police" this country then why don't you f*ck off to North Korea or Syria and see how you like it there.

Try and have a bit of respect for those who are there to look after you. If your house got burgled or you got filled in you'd be on the blower to the cops demanding help wouldn't you?

"Apples in the barrel", not apes. That would just be wrong.

God dam IPhones.

Ha ha deary me Chamone, you're certainly pro police. Your latest comments are a bit better but still far from the mark and as for the Jeremy Kyle and Tennents super strength quips, I'm sure they were said to get a response. The reasons why I made comments are because not long ago we had a police response after some young lad tried throwing a brick through our window and when I caught him and phoned the police as you're told to do, I was told by a WPC and I quote " to roll my neck in or I would be arrested " and that is the reason why I made my comments. At least when we complained to her superiors, a very nice seargeant came round and apologised. I do stand by the comments made earlier about shopping as weve seen them and followed them round Tesco's on a few occasions. Last but not least Chamone, have a nice day.

Cha'mone MF wrote:

Rumpole wrote:
Cha'mone MF must be a copper to make comments like that.

Maybe if you numpty police had the balls to tackle crimes committed by those at the top end of society, i.e. bankers, politicians, councillors, solicitors etc. then there wouldn't be so much crime at the bottom end of society.

But then again, they haven't got the brains to carry out an investigation into those at the top, even when someone else does the hard work in collecting the evidence for them and hands it to them on a plate.

Why do my comments have to make me a cop?
Far from it. I'm just an ordinary member of the public who thinks that under the circumstances the Police so the best they can in very challenging times and an increasingly difficult society. They make colossal f*ck ups from time to time and have bad apes in the barrel, of course they do. But the same could be said about every other profession. The problem is that somebody has to enforce the laws of this land regardless of what you think of them. The reason why people like you don't like the cops is that you don't like being told off for doing wrong. You were probably the same at school and the same with your parents, you don't like authority. Well I've got news for you, somebody has to do it and if you don't like the way that the Police "Police" this country then why don't you f*ck off to North Korea or Syria and see how you like it there.

Try and have a bit of respect for those who are there to look after you. If your house got burgled or you got filled in you'd be on the blower to the cops demanding help wouldn't you?

You're right, somebody does have to enforce the laws of the land but it wouldn't be so bad if they enforced the law equally across the whole of society instead of just the drivers and farmers.

I currently have no respect for the police and can't see that changing until they do a complete job and not just the selective policing that they do at the moment!

wulver wrote:
Ha ha deary me Chamone, you're certainly pro police. Your latest comments are a bit better but still far from the mark and as for the Jeremy Kyle and Tennents super strength quips, I'm sure they were said to get a response. The reasons why I made comments are because not long ago we had a police response after some young lad tried throwing a brick through our window and when I caught him and phoned the police as you're told to do, I was told by a WPC and I quote " to roll my neck in or I would be arrested " and that is the reason why I made my comments. At least when we complained to her superiors, a very nice seargeant came round and apologised. I do stand by the comments made earlier about shopping as weve seen them and followed them round Tesco's on a few occasions. Last but not least Chamone, have a nice day.

Now did that really happen or are you sensationalising your version of events in Oder to give yourself a more credible platform to shout from.
"Hello Police, I've detained a youth attempting to cause criminal damage to my property, I would like an officer to attend please?" reply "Roll your neck in or you will be arrested". Does that really sound plausible? It's more than likely that you said something along the lines of "If you don't get round here quick I'll break his neck" in which case are you really that surprised you were threatened with arrest? In any event the call would have been recorded and I'm sure the IPCC would have helped you if you were really upset at the service you had received.

You are also judging the whole Police service on one bad experience, thus displaying more than a certain degree of narrow mindedness I reckon.

Rumpole wrote:

Cha'mone MF wrote:

Rumpole wrote:
Cha'mone MF must be a copper to make comments like that.

Maybe if you numpty police had the balls to tackle crimes committed by those at the top end of society, i.e. bankers, politicians, councillors, solicitors etc. then there wouldn't be so much crime at the bottom end of society.

But then again, they haven't got the brains to carry out an investigation into those at the top, even when someone else does the hard work in collecting the evidence for them and hands it to them on a plate.

Why do my comments have to make me a cop?
Far from it. I'm just an ordinary member of the public who thinks that under the circumstances the Police so the best they can in very challenging times and an increasingly difficult society. They make colossal f*ck ups from time to time and have bad apes in the barrel, of course they do. But the same could be said about every other profession. The problem is that somebody has to enforce the laws of this land regardless of what you think of them. The reason why people like you don't like the cops is that you don't like being told off for doing wrong. You were probably the same at school and the same with your parents, you don't like authority. Well I've got news for you, somebody has to do it and if you don't like the way that the Police "Police" this country then why don't you f*ck off to North Korea or Syria and see how you like it there.

Try and have a bit of respect for those who are there to look after you. If your house got burgled or you got filled in you'd be on the blower to the cops demanding help wouldn't you?

You're right, somebody does have to enforce the laws of the land but it wouldn't be so bad if they enforced the law equally across the whole of society instead of just the drivers and farmers.

I currently have no respect for the police and can't see that changing until they do a complete job and not just the selective policing that they do at the moment!

So they target nobody but farmers and drivers do they? That one sentence sums up how narrow minded you are in your views on this subject.

Do you have any knowledge of how the Police operate or are you basing your opinions on what you see in the media? Because that's an accurate source that gives information thats fair and balanced isn't it ?

Your lack of respect clearly
derives from a previous experience with the Police where you were felt hard done by.

So they target nobody but farmers and drivers do they? That one sentence sums up how narrow minded you are in your views on this subject.

Do you have any knowledge of how the Police operate or are you basing your opinions on what you see in the media? Because that's an accurate source that gives information thats fair and balanced isn't it ?

Your lack of respect clearly
derives from a previous experience with the Police where you were felt hard done by.

oh look Ive just put the news on and the first thing said is " scotland yard commander charged with corruption ", that must be one of those **** ups you were talking about eh MF ? cant wait for your excuses with this one lol.....

There are no excuses. Police corruption should be punished severely they should be thrown on the nonces wing in the klink, it's the odd few like this who give the overwhelming majority a bad name. Ian Huntley was a caretaker, Peter Sutcliffe was a lorry driver are all caretakers and lorry drivers murderers ? Clearly not. If you want to go on making assumptions based on the actions of minority then you go ahead mate.

........I still bet you've got points on your driving licence! :)

No points on my driving license!

Corruption starts at the top and works its way down so how far down has it traveled within the police?

How many coppers stand up to their corrupt bosses and object to having to persecute ordinary working people instead of investigating those at the top and higher up in society that think they are above the law because they have certain qualifications and are in the top pay bracket?

Not very many i would bet!

According to a certain Police Inspector in Blackburn some crimes are too expensive or time consuming for them to investigate and conspiracies cannot happen so won't be investigated regardless of how much evidence is staring them in the face!