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Drunken shame of 'Grim Reaper'

4:19pm Thursday 20th December 2007

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AN EAST Lancashire man's drunken night out ended in bizarre fashion - wearing a Grim Reaper costume he had stolen during a burglary at a town hall.

When the story of Christopher Kelly's escapes were told to magistrates, a probation service officer had to leave the court in fits of laughter.

The court heard that Kelly, 31, of Railway Street, Nelson, had got extremely drunk on lager and vodka during a night out in Morecambe.

Kelly lost his friends, who were celebrating a friend's birthday and were also drunk, and wandered onto the beach where he got stuck in boggy sand and lost his shoes, trousers and jacket.

Cold and wet, he staggered across the road to Morecambe Town Hall where, seeing a window open, he climbed inside.

There he went in various rooms, took a camera and a mobile phone which he tried to use to call his friends.

Then he soiled his underwear which he threw into a black bin bag.

He found a 'Grim Reaper' fancy dress outfit and put this on before leaving the town hall and wandering down Lord Street towards Poulton Square where he eventually arrived at the police station which was, at that time, unmanned.

He stood there for three hours, still in the Grim Reaper gear, until police arrived.

Prosecutor Peter Bardsley told Lancaster Magistrates' Court that some of Kelly's antics in the town hall were captured on CCTV during the incident on October 5.

He said: "He didn't remember why he stole the camera and the phone but remembers taking an item of clothing but not where he found it.

"He was cold and very drunk."

Defending, John Lee said it was a strange case which had caused hilarity but was also serious.

He said: "In interview he made a full and frank admission that he was drunk and entered the town hall as a trespasser.

"This has been the cause of a great deal of embarrassment for him.

"He's remorseful and ashamed of what he's done but has moderated his drinking and doesn't want to end up in a position like that again."

Magistrates agreed that they were very bizarre events and gave Kelly a six-month conditional discharge after he admitted burglary, having entered the town hall as a trespasser.

He was ordered to pay prosecution costs.


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The happy reaper, reaping says...
4:56pm Thu 20 Dec 07

How funny...then cr@ps himself, priceless comedy..

Adamsky, says...
5:06pm Thu 20 Dec 07

Sounds like a dead good night out.

BLT, The Twiglet Zone says...
8:28pm Thu 20 Dec 07

You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. There's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the TitHead Zone!
Christopher Kelly was just like any other chav p*sshead;he loved to get drunk with his mates and didn't really care about who he hurt.
On the night in question,Christopher Kelly was looking forward to his night out in Morecambe;A few beers with his friends,maybe a fight or two and the potential of getting off with one of the Good-Time girls that regularly frequent the Morecambe sea-front.
But for Christopher Kelly,this particular night was going to be that little bit different;He would enter a world that would change his life forever;A world of humiliation and incontinence where he would become 'Death' itself...
This Night,Christopher Kelly would enter:
'The TitHead Zone...'


bystander, lancs says...
11:07pm Thu 20 Dec 07

The excitement of leaving Nelson for the bright lights of Morecambe have proved to much for him. A great story and a contender for scoop of the year together with the runny egg domestic and the rotting fish mistaken for a body. Keep up the good work. Were his undies recovered?

Zoe, Lancaster says...
12:38am Fri 21 Dec 07

How I want to meet this man. I had a particularly bad day and I read this story on the front page of my local paper, I did not think anything could make me smile but I absolutely wet myself laughing (although I managed some self control and did not follow through!)

Poor man! I think he was trying to do the right thing trying to cover himself up - after all if some idiot had not left the window open he would have been arrested for flashing and it would have been worst - not!!

I would like to say to him, don't worry people will forget BUT not this time! This is a story I tell for years on end!

Has this not made the nationals yet?

LC, Darwen says...
9:04am Fri 21 Dec 07

Constantly told by police and the like to ensure everything is locked up and leave no valuables.....and then the local government leaves a window open.

Surely the centre of morecambe doesn't have to rely on a part-time police station does it??

bystander, lancs says...
10:57am Fri 21 Dec 07

Colin Crompton would have loved this. Nobody has noticed the Grim Reaper for hours as he wandered round the town.

blue colour, blackburn says...
10:59pm Fri 21 Dec 07

next time he goes out im going with him, never laughed so much in ages

Nigel St. Hubbins, Darwen says...
11:50am Sun 23 Dec 07

Nobody has noticed the Grim Reaper for hours as he wandered round the town.


He is a regular fixture in Morecambe and will have got plenty of overtime in after this story; it's dead funny !! Surely he must be in line for an award, standing outside the police station for THREE hours, that must be more than some of the local bobbies put in !

Baz, Accy says...
9:13pm Tue 19 Feb 08

The Grim Reaper is often found in Morecambe - standing up the dead in Bus Shelters ('quote - Les Dawson')

Tee Hee, Lancs says...
12:28am Fri 14 Mar 08

Crying... with... laughter!

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