After all the Eurovision performances, it moved onto the video calls to each country to find out how they’d voted. And it was painful.

We’re all secretly wishing the votes were just counted and announced at once; instead we get 27 presenters clutching at their moment in the spotlight with unnecessarily long speeches and weird jokes.

If they didn’t mysteriously disappear like Susie.

There were SO many awkward pauses.

Russia made a not funny joke.

Then there were the dresses.

And the Iceland presenter’s optical illusion dress that went wrong.

In fact, there were a lot of scarily low-cut tops.

But Nigella really did make everything better.