THERE was something wonderfully appropriate about the fact that I'd Do Anything followed immediately after Toy Story 2 - never more has the phrase from the sublime to the ridiculous been more apt.
I know I commented on the search for a new Nancy last week but you cannot expect any reviewer to overlook such an obvious target now can you?
This week we got down to the final 12 who will fill our screens for the next 10 weeks. We'll no doubt spend thousands of pounds voting for them and it'll give Graham Norton something to do until the weather gets better.
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But really. For all of Andrew Lloyd Webber's assertions (or The Lord as it seems everyone must now refer to him as) that he's looking for a woman who has lived a bit, do we really care that much?
Saturday's episode - for it is a luvvied-up soap - must have set a new record for the amount of blubbering in one programme. Everywhere you looked the Nancy's were at it, snivelling away, boo-hooing at every opportunity. It was wores than last year's Joseph hunt. Graham Norton's jacket looked shiny - that's because it was waterproof.
And what about the final selection procedure with John Barrowman acting like the Grim Reaper?
And another thing.
Did anyone else notice how frightfully posh all the would-be Olivers were?
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