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Posted at 2:40pm Tuesday 26th August 2008
Happiness was a new pencil case
Caroline Dutton column: The mornings are getting darker, there's a distinct nip in the air, and the High Street is over-run with child mannequins wearing grey pleated skirts and reasonably-priced white blouses.
Posted at 3:24pm Monday 18th August 2008
Testing time on Memory Lane
Caroline Dutton column: I got to take a trip down memory lane on Thursday, visiting St Mary’s College in Blackburn for A-level results day.
Posted at 4:30pm Saturday 9th August 2008
Severe dose of holiday envy
Caroline Dutton column: I’ve been suffering from an illness common at this time of year. It’s called holiday envy.
Posted at 12:30pm Saturday 9th August 2008
Gear change on economy drive
Caroline Dutton column: I’m wearing my friend Nicola’s skirt as I write this column.
Posted at 11:30am Saturday 2nd August 2008
These days, boys will be girls . . .
Caroline Dutton column: The sight of Cristiano Ronaldo looking like a burnt hotdog sausage in his itsy-bitsy teeny weeny shorts was what first alerted me to it.
Posted at 4:17pm Monday 28th July 2008
I wish I could give bags the sack
Caroline Dutton column: I’ve always envied those people you see at supermarket checkouts.
Posted at 3:23pm Tuesday 22nd July 2008
When it comes to the crunch . . .
Caroline Dutton column: There's only one thing guaranteed to put you in a bad mood quicker than having to practically take out a mortgage to fill your car with petrol.
Posted at 4:28pm Monday 14th July 2008
Crazy name, crazy parents
Caroline Dutton column: Another week and another celebrity has given birth.
Posted at 4:40pm Monday 7th July 2008
In at the deep end of humanity
Caroline Dutton column: I'm delighted that the council is making swimming free in Blackburn with Darwen.
Posted at 5:19pm Monday 30th June 2008
New body for the hols? Gym’ll fix it
Caroline Dutton column: I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of myself, so I’ll just say it: I’ve joined a gym.
Posted at 1:12pm Saturday 21st June 2008
Teacake troubles drive me barmy
Caroline Dutton column: While visiting friends down south recently we nipped into a local chippy for a snack. Chip teacake my Blackburn born-and-bred boyfriend ordered.
Posted at 9:14am Saturday 14th June 2008
Women didn’t get the vote after all
Caroline Dutton column: The big question I've been pondering this week: Why did Hillary Clinton and Claire Young lose?
Posted at 10:43am Wednesday 11th June 2008
It ain't heavy, it's my luggage...
Caroline Dutton column: Travelling light is always something I've aspired to.
Posted at 10:42am Wednesday 11th June 2008
You snooze, you lose...
Caroline Dutton column: There are two people in this world: the snoozers and the non-snoozers.
Posted at 5:04pm Saturday 31st May 2008
Was it a dream? No, it was a bore
Caroline Dutton column: I overheard a couple of schoolgirls chatting the other day they were making the most of half term and were in high spirits.
Posted at 11:46am Thursday 29th May 2008
It's so stressful to look carefree
Caroline Dutton column: A bit of hot weather and we all get carried away.
Posted at 9:39am Monday 19th May 2008
Myths about our thuggish misses
Caroline Dutton column: Have you heard the news? Shock new figures have this week revealed girls are no longer made of sugar and spice and all things nice. (20, live)
Posted at 2:39pm Monday 12th May 2008
Bring back the good old days
UNLESS you've been living under a rock for the last few weeks you'll know that Gladiators is coming back this weekend.
Posted at 2:24pm Monday 12th May 2008
Posted at 2:25pm Saturday 3rd May 2008
Relief for TV fans starved of Sex And The City
Caroline Dutton column: Picture me sitting poised at a laptop, whimsically staring out of the window of a New York apartment, curtain billowing in a gentle breeze, as I write this column.
Posted at 3:55pm Saturday 26th April 2008
I’ve got grumpy before my time
Caroline Dutton column: A number of things have happened recently that have made me realise I'm becoming a bit of a grumpy old woman.
Posted at 4:31pm Saturday 19th April 2008
Now inflation has even hit Space Raiders
Caroline Dutton column: Browsing the crisp aisle of my local newsagent I was horrified to discover that Space Raiders are no longer 10p.
Posted at 4:29pm Saturday 19th April 2008
Grown-up . . . but not grown-up
Caroline Dutton column: Remember being five years old, in your first year at school and accidentally calling your teacher "mum"?
Posted at 9:20am Saturday 12th April 2008
Suffering from a Natalie Cassidy overdose
Caroline Dutton column: If I see another picture of Natalie Cassidy in a bikini I think Ill scream.
Posted at 2:53pm Saturday 5th April 2008
Yuk! Actually, that sounds very tasty
Caroline Dutton column: Those of us who co-habit with their HABs (husbands and boyfriends) know theres nothing nicer than those rare occasions when youve got the house to yourself for the evening.
Posted at 4:05pm Saturday 29th March 2008
Elmer Fudd cured my m’way phobia
Caroline Dutton column: I drove the long way to visit Eva and Nik Speakman, the Rochdale husband and wife life-coaching team.
Posted at 4:39pm Saturday 22nd March 2008
Telling tales about rich and famous
Caroline Dutton column: I was in a lift with Sven last week. Yes, thats right, Sven-Goran Eriksson, former England manager!
Posted at 9:44am Saturday 15th March 2008
My Budget view? I’m owned, man
Caroline Dutton column: So this year's Budget has been announced. I know it's a bit embarrassing to admit, but am I the only one who doesn't really get it?
Posted at 2:51pm Saturday 1st March 2008
We’re a nation of drama queens
Caroline Dutton column: SO DID the earth move for you on Wednesday? Me too.
Posted at 2:32pm Saturday 23rd February 2008
If work goes well, a big bill is lurking
Caroline Dutton column: Murphy must have been a genius. I'm talking about he of Murphy's Law fame.
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