Michael Short

The Jewish Scottish comedian and magician could well be the most offensive man on the comedy circuit — a circuit from which he has been sorely missed in recent years.

THE Trafford Centre on a Saturday afternoon. Mobbed. Not my idea of fun.

FORGET the 12 labours of Hercules - he never had to come up with a fantastic surprise for his wife’s 30th did he, the wuss.

WE already recycle our glass, our plastic, our cardboard and garden waste.